I'm Aliiiive! EditionPrevious >>222591260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKynVc1ZxUUkek
>>222596083So, what am I supposed to do tonight then?
>>222596083Your thread is earlier, Your Grace. I kneel.
Is fatman a secret misogynist? It's hard to think of relevant female characters who are not a combination of>dumb>whore>petty>evilOnly exceptions are his mary sue favorites like Arya but the rest of the women are all a combination of the above
I want to make love with the resident femanon.
>>222596133they don't exist
>>222596132they're written realistically
>>222596141She does.
>>222595431what I wanted to say is that at least some maesters are fluent in valyrian, and languages is surely one of the things them grey rats learn back in the Citadel. Baing half Hightower himself, I can see Aemond requesting grandpa Otto for tutoring in valyrian by one of them>>222596132there's a lot of petty, needlessly evil women irl anon
did bran see daemon getting raped?
If Bloodraven or Bittersteel had children, what surname would they have? Their father's nickname, Targaryen or some shit like Bitterfyre?
>>222596206he sees all of them
we will never get another kino that rivals got season 1-4
>>222596219Told him not to get the premium tier on Pornhub.
Wait, so Aerys went mad because he was captured by House Darklyn and raped by a brown Myrish woman during the Defiance of Duskendake? What?Also wtf was House Darklyn's plan there? How could there ever think there was a future for them after this where they DON'T end up executed into extinction?Am I the only one who finds that whole thing weird?
Apologies for bad english, but why Daemon use rock to smash his wife?
>>222596210depends on a couple thingsare they born in Westeros to a woman with at least middle social standing so they must be recognized? then a bastard name, like Bloodraven himself. If the mother is a whore or peasant they would get nothing, I guessare they born elsewhere, like Essos? then I dunno, but in the case of Bittersteel I'd say they would get that same name as a surname, kinda like how the Blackfyres got theirs from the sword; it's recognizeable enough as to be relevant for their future and it distinguishes them from their trueborn Targ relatives, effectively making them a cadet branch of the family, even if in practice they're just a new batch of bastards
we want Corey Feldman in the next series as well as David Pearsethough maybe David will have a bigger role in AKOTSK next season
>>222596303He was raped by whole Darklyn family save Dontos, that's why he spared him.>Also wtf was House Darklyn's plan there? How could there ever think there was a future for them after this where they DON'T end up executed into extinction?>Am I the only one who finds that whole thing weird?That is among the more retarded things is awoiaf, I have no idea what they meant.
>>222596320If Bittersteel had a child with Calla in Tyrosh? Barba Bittersteel sounds weird.
>>222596303House peake was supposed to back them up but they bailed
>>222596303aerys was raped his entire life by being rejected by tywin's wife
Daemon Blackfyre would’ve changed his last name to Targaryen had he won.
>tfw house of the faggot is done and Kino is next.
>>222596303>>222596337>>222596363>Also wtf was House Darklyn's plan there? How could there ever think there was a future for them after this where they DON'T end up executed into extinction?they probably expected other houses to join up against Aerys, but lord Darklyn doesn't seem as a especially bright man either. Idiots doing idiotic things isn't anything new>>222596361it's the only answer that makes some sense to me, anon
>>222596496Going to be hilarious when everyone turns on that director when the next season turns into slop
>>222596496>normies will find about Blackfyre rebellionsI'm already prepared to cringe.
>house loyal to the blacks during the dance goes extinct Press f to spit
Why is she talking about Aegon like he's Jesus?
>>222596532Not much room to turn book 2 into slop when they're just sitting in a dry shithole, having blackfyre rebellion flashbacks until Dunk just fights some dude and it's over.
does anyone have the pasta of Conleth Hill saying to let the tides carry some local child into the ocean
>>222596605Low stakes soulkino
>>222596594demons know who their Lord is
>>222596605I want Egg to get a clout in the ear from Osgrey for saying Daemon wasn't the rightful king
>>222596650
Final season is gonna be a fucking clusterfuck, isn’t it?
>>222596676aaaaagh....
>>222596594He has risen like pizza dough
>>222596676>You asked a question and I answered it, but I will not suffer insolence. Ser Duncan, you should beat this boy more often. His courtesy leaves much to be desired. If I must needs do it myself, I will—
>>222596699Who even cares, dunkino is coming
My Blackfyre lies over the ocean.My Blackfyre lies over the sea.My Blackfyre lies over the ocean.Oh, bring back my Blackfyre to me.Oh, blow ye winds over the ocean.Oh, blow ye winds over the sea.Oh, blow ye winds over the ocean,And bring back my Blackfyre to me.
>If
>>222596532I’ll turn on her when she fucks up, for now I will eat her qt jewess pie earnestly
why is aemond surprised aegon is alive?he knew the rumors of him killing aegon isn't true?
>>222596532I don’t mind brown Bennis being brown desu
In retrospect, he won.
....semoc eH
>>222596903considering she's Tywin's grandmother i'm not sure that's right
https://youtu.be/ukgraQ-xkp4
>>222597024Aegon The Magnanimous
why would Daemon of all people believe in weirwood visions and prophecies
>>222596953>all good egg cells were used by Osgrey triplets
>>222597043He experienced them himself, there was a rather lengthy arc about it.
>>222597036Too bad Daeron got turned into crispy bacon by Silverwing, I would've liked to see them reunited. Also retarded how neither Aegon or Aemond say anything about getting back Helaena and Jaehaera.
>>222596132Brienne
>>222597115No dead body shown, he is alive.
Why would daemon of all people fuck his nubile niece’s pink honey-tasting cunny and make beautiful Valyrian babies with her?
>>222597138>one of the only female characters who is not dumb, a whore, petty, or evil is barely a woman and essentially a man born in the wrong body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hbdkqc1nm8
>>222597154That's how it was in the book, with all the impostors showing up afterwards. In the show they'll probably leave open the possibility that he fucked off with Gwayne or alone if they finally decide to kill off nuncle.
>>222597221>Daeron gets sent to the Wall with the Faerons.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222596199>grey ratsBrandon is dead, Barbrey. You need to get over it.
>>222596303>>222596337seemed obvious that Tywin got them to do it, the plan was for Aerys to be killed and Rhaegar to take over. After that the lord would probably take the Black and his family would get their city charter a few years later. Barristan fucked everything up by rescuing Aerys
>>222597209
>>222597169>loves Renly >likes Hyle Hunt at one point>shows motherly instinct towards the orphans >becomes a warrior partly because of her brother's tragic death "Born in the wrong body" is total bullshit. Brienne is 100% a woman. You could make a better argument for Asha.
etherial
>>222596828>If the Vale had lent us their full strength>if the Freys proved true instead of treacherous>if Catelyn tully wasn't a dumb cuntpeople who shit on Eustace are brainlets
:(
>>222597494>If Robb wasn't a horny retard
>this kills the greencel
>>222597541It's ok, my OC caught her.
>>222596951!on, on, oN
>>222597631spit my drink out lauffin
>>222597209>>222597024>>222597036Blood rains down from an angry sky. My cock melted off! My cock melted off!
>>222597541It's not fair that all their children died horribly. At least one of them should've lived.
>>222597361she's so based
>>222597545kek, Robb at least earned his loss through his stupidity. It took Bloodraven's donut steel magic to take down Daemon>magic faded from the world after the dragons died>except for Bloodraven who has age of heroes level warging and greenseer capabilitieswhat the fuck was GRRM thinking?
>>222597690definitely one of the better hags in the seriesit's odd that GRRM waited until book 5 to introduce so many cool characters
So what was the reason for completely fucking up the Daeron storyline?
>>222597541It's alright, Alys sends little Aegon back in time to stop the dance before it happens and save Jaehaera and everyone else.
>the evil blackssensual as all fuck, thigh squeezing, shoulder kissing, petting>the blessed greensfoot fetishes, rape, mommy issues, BDSMwhat the FUCK?
>>222597685We got an Unsullied AGP the wild over here
>>222597709>what the fuck was GRRM thinking?He's the product of George's two favorite bloodlines intersecting, it's a miracle he didn't give Egg's children the same treatment.
>>222597725Condom and Hess were supposed to start being faithful now? They didn't even want to include Daeron originally.
>>222597690Barbrey was great, definitely the best character introduced in Dance. She's probably not surviving Winds though, if it ever comes out.
>>222597726Bros what if your parents married you off to your autistic qtpie sister?
>>222597789*cousin
>>222597361>>222597690>Barbrey still alpha widowed decades later, daydreaming about the time he popped her cherry>ashara dayne was one of the most desired women in the realm, thought having one of Brandon's bastards was better than any of her marriage prospects>catelyn still in love with him decades later>littlefinger still seething about him decades later>GRRM said he left many bastards in the Northhow can other men even compete? Aerys had to use wildfire as his champion because Brandon would have killed any of his kingsguard easily
>>222597745Does dragonfire take both the pillar and the stones?
greens ruined HOTD
>>222597484>You could make a better argument for Asha.Or Cersei, for that matter
>>222597832
>>222597877shes cute
>>222597531Bitch looking like Scott Steiner
>beat (((Targs))) in every war>kill a dragon>capture a queenWhy are the Dornish so based?
>>222597689Maelor at the least didn't deserve his fate
Battle of the bastards might be one of the most overrated tv show episodes of all time
>>222597887*they're cute
>>222597920>Expected: the GoT version of Severed Dreams>Received: trite slop and Kit Harrington being gormless
>>222597726Kek I remember that fanfic, doesn't Alys fuck up and forget to tell Aegon how to prove to Otto who he is?
>>222597953>Severed DreamsI didn't know I shared these threads with someone so fucking based
>>222597832Does Condom sell those jackets and caps? Would cop them.
>>222597942
>>222597966
>>222597904If it makes you feel better, his death was never confirmed. Just talked about third hand. He could have been rescued, could have grown up living a normal life.
>>222596594Because jesus is also a zombie duh.
>>222597904None of them did. Lucerys and Jace were actively helping their mom in a war so bastard blood shed at war was true. What did helaenas kids do? Say good night to grandma.
>>222597817>"The Council says we are to marry, so the war may be ended">"What does it mean to marry?">"Well, we are supposed to love each other.">"I never hated you.">"And I never hated you.">"I'm sorry my family hurt your family.">"And I'm sorry my family hurt yours.">"Can we go to the Godswood. My mother would take me there sometimes.">"I will go there with you. We will be one house again, but with no dragons.">cut to black>cue What I've Done by Linkin Park.Uhhh based
>>222598003His head was delivered to King's Landing
>>222597991Ahh, Mr. Anon, tell me: do you prefer your house sigils with purple or green?
>fake demon Valyrian bitch got tortured by real Andal demons in hell(holt)Valyriasissies????
>>222596132same goes for every male character who isn’t >tiny nothing part we hear about later >little kid >jon snow
>>222598034my bad, I forgot that retcon
>>222598041Conflicted
>>222598034To be fair, by the time the head would arrive it would be so badly rotted that no one would know who it really was.
do you think Cole ever compared the tightness of Alicent's and Rhae's pussies?
>>222596306So it would seem to be mountain tribes that killed her
>>222598095Between the Blacks and the Greens, who would the Shadows and Vorlons side with?
>>222598031>Yup I'm thinking Kino
>>222598108Rhaenyra was blown out for sure with her lifestyle. But Alicent was probably tighter than a retard holding his favorite blanket
>>222598132that area is a little out of their territory
>>222598149Slander against the queen is punishable by death
>>222598108He died for Alicent so hers was probably perfectly wet and grippy
>>222598135The Shadows would back the Triarchy just for lulz, Vorlons are big on rules so they'd be Great Councilheads, so Green.
>>222598185>Alicent looking this seductive for viseryslol. We got the canon look she makes when he’s banging her
>>222598179The fuck daemon finna do about it, that nigga got raped
https://youtu.be/kBGJrWH7lco?si=5OQuWOvk6_tWUwch47k likes300 dislikes from criston cole
>>222597895>every castle burned like Harrenhal>no ruins anywhereDorne needs to share that castle respawning tech, they put Brandon the Builder to shame>>222597920it's bad on so many levels, yet it's rated higher than Ned being executed by fans/critics. Slop enjoyers deserve the disaster ending, retards even ate up season 7.
>>222598187i can dig it free cities really do have more of an opportunity for chaos
>>222598255>blacktranny keeps spamming tracked yt linksCan’t even do this >>222597209 right…
>>222598108alicent gorilla grip
>>222598289Blacks are overwhelmingly Indians and women.
>>222598289BROTHEL QUEEN
is there a bigger retard in the history of Westeros than Balon Greyjoy?
>>222598314list five (5) things he did wrongyou can't
>>222597036>No, no, it's fine, I'll walk. No, Go to Harrenhal, it's not a problem, I'll make it back to Casterly Rock...I think.
>>222598314the ironborn are all godless savages and should be exterminated
>>222598103Whomever sent it killed a lot of people over it, an entire walled keep was put to the sword for having denied he and his sworn protector entry.
>>222598356No finer a salt wife than a bitter lioness
>>222598364Power resides where men believe it resides.But in seriousness Rhaenyra had never met Maelor, nor had anyone in her council. And I doubt Septon Eustace's claim that Rhaenyra would be so cruel as to show Helaena her baby's rotting head.
>>222598330>declaring war on the whole world>reliquishing his heir to the Starks >not killing Euron>raiding the north ( a poor shithole) when there was a lot of chaos in the south >not producing a new heir after givig Theon away
>>222598314plot demanded he be a retard because GRRM had to find a way to make the Starks lose. Somehow none of his vassals call Balon out for being a retard, Robb is the only guy who has trouble with vassals. Meanwhile the Vale follows insane Lysa who refuses to join the war, the historically weak Tyrells also have all their vassals follow them to defend Lannister bastards. Based GRRM's writing is so gritty and realistic(everything goes wrong for the good guys)
>>222598412>Power resides where men believe it res-ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrLUd6jbFpsWhat was Lyonel Strong trying to say here to Veserys? never understood this part...
>>2225984131. Their way is the old way, as they are the chosen master race by the one true god. Besides which, you're wrong. Balon sends an offer of alliance to Tywin Lannster.2. He had no choice, he had been beaten and yielded to save his people. His son was a sacrifice he had to make.3. Euron is his brother, and kinslaying is evil.4. The North is an enemy and a ripe target due to Robb's foolishness. Why not?5. He had Asha.
>>222598446hearing daemon screaming while roxton tried to gouge out his eye was terrifying
>>222598259all those 9s in season 7 are fucking wild. sometimes I forget that normies actually believe the show just spontaneously got bad in season 8.
>A smile played across Euron's blue lips. "I am the storm, My Lord. The first storm, and the last. I have taken the Silence on longer voyages than this, and ones far more hazardous. Have you forgotten? I have sailed the Smoking Sea and seen Valyria.">"Have you?" the Reader asked, so softly.>Euron's blue smile vanished. "Reader," he said into the quiet, "you would do well to keep your nose in your books."
Who even canonize the epitephs for Westeros kings? Who decided to call Aegon IV the Unworthy, and why did they never bother to nickname some kings like Viserys II
>>222598597Viserys II “The Feckless” Targaryen
>>222598259>>222598567absolutely. they were all absolutely chuffed about the battle of the bastards. but the series became absolutely hylic the /microsecond/ picrel appeared.
>>222598597Maester Gurm did
would an Ironborn woman teach me her culture?
>>222598618
>>222597036Is Aegon really the hero of this story? Even in the books?
>>222598618Dorne was definitely the official shark jump, but there were cracks visible as early as S2, and by S4 it was already wearing pretty thin.
>>222598635If she saw value in you, but she most likely wouldn't.
>>222598649yeahhe's the king in the books, and she's the usurper
>>222598635HARLAW
>>222598567people were coping that season 8 would end it in amazing fashion, so they overlooked all the flaws in later seasons claiming it was 4D chess rather than a slow motion car crash ending with the driver shitting his pants. The final episodes the cope finally ran out
greens KWAB
>>222596132If you've ever read Meathouse Man it becomes very, very clear that GRRM has some bitterness towards women
>>222598700>t.teamBLACKED
>>222598649Yes
Bring me that Myrish woman...
>>222598649there's no hero in the books. the entire point of the dance is its a bunch of power hungry retards tearing their own dynasty apart out of their own short-sightedness and now we no longer have dragons
>>222598639>>222598618>you need my chlamydia infested snatchthat's what "bad poosey" means irl
>>222598737>and now we no longer have dragonsNOOOOOO NOT THE SPICY REDDIT DOGGO LONGBOI NOOOOOOO
does anyone have that post from Bad Poosey's dad talking about being excited for his daughters part in GOT only for it to end up like it did?
>>222598737>there's no hero in the books.WRONG
>>222598687Coolest house in the Iron Islands for sure, with the biggest and best island, and a Lord that is kind of chill for an Ironborn. Honestly, Robert should have slaughtered all the Greyjoys and made the Harlaws into the new Lords. What a mistake on his part for not going all the way, but I guess he was getting soft after he got those Valyrian kids butchered.
what's the new HBO sunday night show?
>>222598737Aegon was literally not power hungry
>>222598673>>222598715Based knowers>>222598737Reddit denier
>>222598787Wrong, Goodbrother of hammerhorn is the best ironborn house, second is farwynd, 3rd is volmark
>>222598791no but he was surrounded by people who were who pushed him into it. that doesn't make him a hero, that makes him a retard
Who's going to get it by the end of the series?
What do you think happened to this nigga? Could he still be alive?
>>222598787>>222598816need some pics of the goodbrother chick
House Ketting of Kayce is the best Ironborn house.
>>222598855Ummm no
>>222598855How dare you insult them like that, they are true westermen
>>222598395This guy got BTFO by a washer woman.
>>222598883truereminder, they've been responsible for the deaths of THREE Ironborn kings lmao
>>222598839He’ll be Faegon’s master of coin.
>>222598592The Ironborn are so retarded that one of them actually reading books garners him a nickname.
>>222598893No one knows who she was
Bloodraven won
Would you rather>marry cersei>go to war with catelyn as your counselor
>>222598913imagine Willem the Wiper
>>222598931Catelyn was rarely wrong.
>>222598876Ewwww I dispise them
>>222598839Shrouded Lord.
>>222598954She fucked up bad by kidnapping Tyrion
>>222598788Lanterns
>>222598931Ned Stark POV when Robert was still betrothed
>>222598975She had to take a calculated risk. Presentism suggests she's wrong, but had to act with the information she had.
>>222598975and releasing Jaimethe 2 stupidest decisions in the first 2 books were both made by her
anyone have an AI chat with Rhaenyra or somebody else? I wanna get my shit pushed in.
How does Jon Roxton know that Daemon is a "Heathen"? Several Targs are followers of the Faith of the Seven.
>>222598954her releasing jaime immediately fragmented robb’s army and ruined any chance he had
>>222599002She truly was a retard
>makes greens seethe
>>222599019That entire sequence was not in the books. It was complete fan fiction.
>>222599025Robb's army didn't find out about that until the next book
>>222598831I think Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail will be reforged into Ice again by the end of the series. Probably given to Sansa or Arya to symbolize the reforging of House Stark. I think Jon either keeps Long Claw or gets Dawn somehow because George has to give his special sword to the MC.
>>222599009i did an alicent one and it was so cash
>>222598831Undead mountain, and he’ll use it against the hound who wields oathkeeper
>>222599060I will never make passionate love :(
>>222598986grim.
>>222598839Tygett is better.
>>222599066>gets Dawn somehow because George has to give his special sword to the MC.that would be so gay
>>222598995>calculated riskthe best case scenario is what? There's basically no upside to capturing him, she knew it would start a war once the Lannisters found out. Letting him go just results in him thinking it's weird that she's traveling secretly in the South. Cat knows the Lannisters are scheming, but she straight up gives them cause to start a war while half her family is stuck in the South and the North itself isn't prepared. She's fucking braindead
>>222599170It’s not that Catelyn doesn’t see that her actions will lead to war; rather, given Ned’s instructions to her during their last meeting, she fully expects a war to come and shows a rather good strategic understanding of the Stark’s need to bring the Tullys and Arryns into alliance . She also is thinking about helping her husband uncover an immanent threat to the King and their own House (which puts a rather different light on Eddard’s resignation), by gathering evidence to bolster their case. Finally, it should be noted that Catelyn tries to avoid being recognized or having to confront Tyrion.At the moment she is revealed, Catelyn makes a major decision on the spot, but she’s fully aware that she’s taking a major risk. She attempts to mitigate this risk in two ways – first, rather than simply kidnapping Tyrion by force of arms, she calls upon the crowd to “seize him and help me return him to Winterfell to await the king’s justice…in the name of King Robert,” making it a citizen’s arrest. As a Lady of rank in a world without a formal police force or public prosecutors, she has every right to make this arrest – indeed, private prosecutions is how criminal justice works in Westeros. Secondly, she shows her strong grasp on feudal politics by summoning the bannermen of House Whent (so the might of Harrenhal is involved), House Bracken, and House Frey to her aid (which she needs if she’s going to actually effect arrest and transport her prisoner to the Eyrie); this follows a rather interesting passage where Catelyn ruminates that the loyalty of many of her father’s bannermen (both those who fought for House Targaryen and the Late Lord Frey) are so uncertain.
>>222599170trvke
>>222598354Sunfyre probably dropped off Goldilocks near the Westerlands border.
Lost track of time, how's tonight's episode?
>>222599249Filler
>>222599249Pretty good, The Rhaenyra Alicent fully nude sex scene was kino
>>222599249>no HOTD for 2 years>Dunk has no memes and nobody talks about it after it ends
I feel really bad for this girl, you have no idea
>>222599249Jaehaera and Maelor finally get screentime.
>>222598816>>222598844A scythe sigil mogs a horn sigil, simple as.>we reap, we do not sowversus the horn,>we do not sow, but we blow
>>222599340why is GRRM so cruel?
>>222598931>"Strange to say, Your Grace, the more diligently we applied the scourge, the more Ser Osney's offenses seemed to change. He would now have us believe that he never touched Margaery Tyrell. Is that not so, Ser Osney?">Osney Kettleblack opened his eyes. When he saw the Queen standing there before him he ran his tongue across his swollen lips, and said, "The Wall. You promised me The Wall.">"He is mad." said Cersei. "You have driven him mad.">"Ser Osney," said the High Septon, in a firm, clear voice, "did you have carnal knowledge of the Queen?">"Aye." The chains rattled softly as Osney twisted in his shackles. "That one there. She's the Queen I fucked, the one sent me to kill the old High Septon. He never had no guards. I just come in when he was sleeping and pushed a pillow down across his face.">Cersei whirled, and ran.my funny wife
>>222599340Karl tanner spinoff when
>>222599432she genuinely has no redeeming qualitieseven her beauty is spoiled by the fact she fucks half of king’s landing
>>222599392He got rejected by the plump retarded girl in highschool
>>222599288>daemonaftertherape.jpg
I haven’t watched season 3 yet. Is this an actual scene??
>>222596132He wrote Elden Ring which is a massively feminist world. Every woman that isn’t dumb is a cunning psychopath. He thinks women are high IQ masterminds. Just like Miyazaki.
>>222599060Only Targaryens can know true love, because nobody else is ensouled.
>>222599604yes
>its the brute of Bracken!
>>222599604Yep it happened
>>222599604>I haven’t watched season 3 yet.Personal problem
>>222599604YeaThey thought Helaena jumping during her speech would be good for shock value like the dragon bursting through the floor in the first season
>>222599604Yes it’s real. She has a dragon dream of Jaehaera jumping and does the same.
Who's the strongest character you could beat in a fist fight?
>>222599604Yep this is where I knew the show was certified KINO
>>222599720The Mountain, easily.
>>222599720hot pie
>>222599720Sweetrobin
>>222599604I laughed so fucking hard when this happened. What was Condal thinking bros? WHY IS HE SO brilliant?
>>222599720The Butcher's boy
>>222599636More like the BRUTE OF BRAPPIN'!
>>222599720Asha Greyjoy
How physically strong do you think the average child of the forest isDo they know wood fu
>>222599720Reek.
>>222599794They throw leaves like ninja stars I think.
There's nothing more to talk about. The shows are over. It's time to put the general on hiatus.
So was Dunk being ballsy and auditioning straight for a Kingsguard role here, or am I reading too much into it?
>>222599861Look up what a retainer was in a feudal context.
>>222599847This should just be an Asoiaf general in the off season
>>222599861>promptly dies with his brains falling outWhoa... so GRRMdark and subversive
>>222599847Before the lights go out, are the children of the forest minor coded
I’d suck off Dunk. Even though I know he probably barely cleans himself down there.
>>222599777Chequed
>>222599604>fall face first>outcome is a her lying face up, no blood or brain splatteryou can't explain that
>>222599861he’s nowhere near kingsguard material at this point
>>222599883/lit/ already has one
>>222600025Yeah and it’s just as unhinged as this place, except far more articulate.
What character’s decapitated head would make the best door stopper?
>>222599604Yes.
>>222600120
>>222600120Dropping pseud-colons on 4chan and carefully end-stopping your sentences doesn't make you more articulate fyi
>>222600120As far as /tv/ standards, this general is extremely peaceable.If this thread was really unhinged there'd be nonstop hornyposting over actresses.
>>222600296
>>222600140Mountain
>>222600332Even that's more a meme than pathetic simping.
>>222600332Why did some fans treat force feeding as worse than rape
>>222600296You’re already an unhinged retard so how would you know if you’re not unhinged?Anyone who hates on George is unhinged btw.
>>222600351Hating on George is the moderate position.
>>222600358jewfu
No more Phia...
>>222600368Nope it’s the unhinged position. It implies they don’t even appreciate the thing that made the books so good: the sheer scale of mystery and imaginations going wild from it.Decades long theorizers may just end up killing themselves once they realize their retarded theories and fanfictions aren’t coming to fruition. I want Winds, but I also don’t want Winds. It will be the end of an era for so many.
>>222600348If you were a girl trying to keep your size 4 figure you would understand
>>222600441pregnant mothers need to eatit's deeply immortal to starve your baby
>>222600432George is a fat autist whose work is always better in the adaptation.Case in point, Sand Kings. GRRM's version is a bizarre sci fi story that's needlessly complex. The Outer Limits adaptation cuts right to the heart of the central idea and is much better overall.
>>222600456Christcuckery has not plagued Westeros like it has your own feeble mind, however
>Decades long theorizers may just end up killing themselves once they realize their retarded theories and fanfictions aren’t coming to fruition. DAVID LIGHTBRINGER NOOOOO ;__;
What the fuck kind of name is "Phia"?
>>222599861He's auditioning for random black-and-red shirt targ sworn sword
>>222596132GRRM is a boomer feminist, the irony being his idea of a “strong woman” is just a woman acting like a manPositive feminine characters are incredibly rare in ASOIAF. Notice just how many solely fall into the categories of>lusty whore>virginal pure good girl>sociopathic manipulator Like, Catelyn Stark is meant to be one of the most positive depictions and she’s a cunt
>>222600508Sophia
>>222600499>and that was my 10 hour video on why dany is the hero and will never ever ever go mad and become the evil final boss and the show was David and dans OC, thanks for watching like and subscribe How did he take the news that the play confirmed mad dany is CANON?
>>222596083Wait... so that was the finale last week?It was an okay episode, plot at least moved forward some, but what is with the pacing of this show? That didn't feel like a finale, felt like a mid-season set up before the last couple episodes....and now, two more fucking years for them to finish it up?This show's fine for acting and production value, but everything else about its delivery is a fucking dud. Enormous gaps between seasons. Seasons that feel like they end at an arbitrary episode. Little to no clear character motivation.At least Aegon finally has a compelling story. There's now a character with a clear arc and clear motivation who you kind of want to root for.Prior to this, every character vying for the throne felt like petty women arguing over who inherits a piece of jewelry, or some male character who doesn't even really want it.
>>222600569I hate the "nickname as a legal name" bullshit that happens so often now.
>>222600541So a woman being smart and cunning is misogynistic, to you? “A REAL feminist would write women as weak and retarded and incapable of doing literally ANYTHING without a man”.Quotes like “poison is a woman’s weapon” have always been ironic since it implies cunning is shameful, when wars are won using cunning. Real men use cunning. Women are more like men than you think. Because to compete with men you have to act like one.
>>222600613nobody cares
>>222600613But her legal name is Sophia
>>222600332Eat that shit, brothel bitch
>>222600654I can’t tell if you are intentionally misunderstanding as a joke. The point is GRRM believes himself a feminist without having considered why “manly” traits are considered positive in some circumstances, so he just broadly applies them to the “good” female characters.Ironic for a man who writes so much about deconstructing ideas or chivalry and honor.
>>222600712>The point is GRRM believes himself a feminist without having considered why “manly” traits are considered positive in some circumstances, so he just broadly applies them to the “good” female characters.I feel like this can either be interpreted as a positive or a negative depending on how jaded of an individual you are. As Nietzsche said, women who can act like men and can compete with men tend to come across as the more impressive.
>>222600712After this season, I think GRRM was never a feminist like he believes, but in fact a misogynous who thinks women should never be in positions of power.There's never a moment where a "strong female character" artfully negotiates a peace or comes up with some new idea, the instant they gain power the world starts crumbling around them.
>>222600654Thin line between being cunning and being a coward. Poison is cowardly. Luring your enemies in with "peace talks" only to bomb them is cowardly.Women wouldn't understand because you're weak.
>>222599720Laenor
>>222600821This is true IMO. George is the exact kind of seventies liberal who says we need a woman president “next time” as in, it’s always “next time” never “now”Same way in his universe women are just hard done by, if only everybody was nice then they’d live in a utopia ruled by a woman, I guess destiny just means women can never rule without going mad and being incompetent. Oh well
>>222600825Explain to me why it is more noble to kill ten thousand men in battle than a dozen at dinner
>>222600865>>222600821Chud series?Chud series
>>222600866For the same reason you should return the shopping cart.A world where it’s acceptable to stab someone during dinner at a wedding is a world ruled by chaos and misery. And a world like that has no future.Ironically Tywin died the same way, in the safety of his shitter.
>>222600712>>222600799>>222600865keep projecting, maybe someday you'll even get laid
>>222600799While women competing with men and beating them is impressive. The more interesting aspect comes from acknowledging that women ARE different from men, not in ways that need be weaknessesOne aspect I always think hurts women when it comes to this in politics for example. Is women thinking they need to be loud and brash and confrontational (exceedingly so sometimes) to be taken “seriously”.Yes, male politicians often do this as a way of generating publicity and such but it typically comes across much worse for womenIt’s why the few female political leaders are actually more often stoic and dignified. Look at Thatcher, she wasn’t yelling and screaming and acting emotional. She was somebody who was comfortable being a housewife and fighting for what she believed in amongst people constantly trying to replace her.Yet her biggest “brash” moment was just saying “the lady is not for turning” in response to attempts to force her to compromise, along with “no, no, no” on an EU issue.Women’s strengths are typically more so in their emotional understanding, but this is only a strength in leading when used to understand without letting it compromise your personal actions or dignity
>>222600958How am I projecting by pointing out Martin’s work presents a consistent worldview? Or is this one of those bot comments
>>222600991Ultimately it's as simple as men and women not being that different, these attempts to pathologize either being a man or woman in distinction are just pseudbabble. There are highly shrewd, calculating, tactful and intelligent women and also brash, stupid women, same as there are both types of men.
>>222601026You're projecting your own views as the author's, a common retard mistake
I don't have anything to add to this debateI just think Rhaenyra is very pretty
>>222601284we know daemon
>>222601066
>>222601079This, if an author says his novel about the pleasures of rape is actually about capitalism being bad. Then it’s YOUR fault for thinking it’s about rape being pleasurable
>>222601326erotic neck
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>>222597724GRRM writing and characterization defnitely got richer and more polished as he went along, but it came at a cost of progressing the story less and less
