>could've just rewritten reality so that the population of every species permanently stays at the amount you want>or could've rewritten reality to make it so that starvation doesn't exist anymore >instead chose to just wipe out 50% of all life which is only a temporary solution as populations will recover eventuallyIs he stupid?
>>222615024>Is he stupid?his longstanding reason for it in the comics was to impress and hopefully court Death (ultimately this is simping, because Death yearns for Deadpool in the comics). MCU chose to cut this out and replace it with a heckin vision of a better universe, which is why it doesnt make sense
>>222615079That comic shit sounds so much worse.
>>222615274Its really not.Thanos and Death are much better in the comics.
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>>222615274No, it doesn't because then there isn't the question OP presents. He seeks power not out of some idealism but because he wants to bone those bones and when he achieves it her response is "eh, when you fighting for everything I was kind of interested but now that youre a god eh"
>>222616362>it doesn't because thenThis is comicfag cope. Killing people for some whore who doesn't even like you sounds stupid as fuck.
>>222616653>>222615274>says the goycattle who consumes goyslop of millionaire pedophiles playing pretend on a soundstage and living lavishly while he rots in a 9 to 5End your life. Comics are always better.
>>222615879Kys.>>222615796True. It was a true cosmic epic, not some fucking weird propaganda shit.
>>222615024Thanos must be a nigger, scouring the universe to collect all that bling.
>>222615024((they)) were priming the herd for agenda 2030 and still are jackass.
>>222616702>>222616724Go back to /co/
>>222615024The movie version of the gauntlet is not all-powerful like the comics version. It can't do any of those things you said. It couldn't even stop an axe from piercing his chest, or swat a blonde woman with a Karen haircut away. It just turns people into dust and restores them, and hurts the user in the process. That's literally all it does.
>>222615024His comics motivation works so much better, and it’s way more evil.
>>222615079>yearns for Deadpoolwhy is there something special about him in the comics?
>>222617463He can’t die.
>>222617406>It couldn't even stop an axe from piercing his chestIt could if he didn't use spam laser shit at it. He could've just teleported away or rewind the axe's time
>>222615024*ahem*HULK SMAAAAAAAASSHHH
>>222617451>His comics motivation works so much betterIf you're a cuck perhaps.
>>222617527The dumbest part of how the stones are presented in the movies is them being dangerous or even fatal to any mortal who touches them. That runs counter to the entire point of them - artifacts that grant infinite control of an aspect of the universe to anyone who touches them. They neutered Thanos as well as the story surrounding him.
>>222617562Only a cuck would offer half of all life in the cosmos to Death just on the hope he’d notice her. That’s the entire fucking point - for all his genius and might, he’s incapable of finding fulfillment, and that’s exactly why clucks and simps are the way that they are - looking externally for solutions that only they themselves can fix.
>>222616653Yes, thanos before he and adam warlock became buddies was a massive fag, that's the pointHe murdered countless people for the sheer sake of pussy who didn't even want him
>>222617688>>222617688>Only a cuck would offer half of all life in the cosmos to Death just on the hope he’d notice her.Exactly why only a cuck would think that's the better motive. Concession accepted.
>>222618177You’re a fucking moron.
it's rule-of-cool nonsense. somewhere between a Saturday morning cartoon and realistic cause-and-effect. Iron Man has all these advanced AI robots/drones, right? think how many problems ALONE that would solve, on Earth. yet, that's just not what happens in the story/setting.the cope explanation is Thanos is just a bad guy who likes the killing, and/or his mind is a bit warped, not that it's some rational idea he has.but also keep in mind the Marvel story group 'confirmed' he wiped out half of all LIFE in the universe: they created storyboards/test footage of Central Park in New York with half of the trees dead. so it wasn't just sentient/humanoid/whatever life, as most of us assumed. it could even include bacteria, for all we know (R.I.P. all life ever, then.)genuinely: don't think about it. if you need a reasoning, it's that the villain's thinking was flawed. WE know that, aren't we clever? (the writers certainly weren't.)
>>222617406...he just tulpas a perfect gf into existence?pretty based ngl.
>>222617406>simp for a woman for decades, and kill trillions to please her>finally create THE DEVICE and instantly wipe out quadrillions>that’s it, that was your mission! You go to seek her approval and she doesn’t give it to you>suddenly snap, and realising THE DEVICE has infinite potential, manifest forward a sentient sexbot that physically mogs your oneitis in every conceivable way, and is basically just a genderbent version of yourself.Thanos was on his beta male grindset for so long Death obviously never thought he had it in him to stand up to her. His sudden ascension to sigma male must have rattled her to her core. The real question is this: now that his self actualisation has opened up the possibility of Death feeling physical attraction towards him for the first time ever, can he hold his masculine frame?AND the avengers are coming and he has to beat them up with karate and magical technicolor beams from THE DEVICE? Shit, he’s getting in the Thanoscopter to go after them? KINO.
>>222616362>>222617688There is literally no way in hell that executives were going to let the culmination of their 20 movie meta arc being about Thanos getting cucked by Redditpool. Pedantically arguing about the details of the capeshit is midwit shit
>>222615024Thanos likes the death part of his plan. Its a fetish for him. He has a martyr complex which means he comes up with a noble reason for his fetish.MCU Thanos isn't in love with death, but he does have an obssession with it.Although he claims the deaths are unfortuanately necessary, the deaths are actually the whole point for Thanos.
>>222615024Yes. He gave it away when he said "rich and poor alike", implying wealth disparity, implying the source of starvation and poverty was at least in part manufactured/artificial rather than overpopulation. Also industrialized societies have no problem doing genocides and then replacing the lost people, so he's not even disrupting the status quo too much. Overpopulation is a red herring the hoarders use to distract the masses on this planet too. Thanos is a rube>>222615079This is much better
>>222615024You're not supposed to like him, dummy.
>>222618615Id want this in the style of the adam west batman show
>>222618884How much longer are you going to samefag?
>>222615024All he had to do was snap India out of existence and that would have removed 50% of the population- except the rest of the humans would have clapped and cheered and built statues of him.
>>222619171Weak headcanon, but believe whatever you need to>>222619254>first worlders when they realize they vaporized the global workforce that actually enabled their squishy lives to own the wokez
>>222615024He's propaganda
>>222619367>>first worlders when they realize they vaporized the global workforce that actually enabled their squishy lives to own the wokezwe'd still have mexico, vietnam, cambodia etc. we'd be fine
>>222619367hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah fucking indians do nothing besides deliver ubereats
>>222615024Why didnt he make Jennifer Connelly look the way she did during Career Opportunities?
>>222615079>>222616362Why didn't Death just fall in love with him? Is she fucking stupid?
>>222618674They didn’t have to even introduce Death. Hela was literally right there.
>>222615024>could've just rewritten the laws of physicstoo complex and risky for a mortal, only a celestial can pull that off
>>222615024Populations can repopulate over time, so its not like a single snap corrects the universe forever.He could have also doubled the resources or tripled or quadrupled or hell even what made them infinite?
Yea I'm too smart for braindead comic plots.He could have made it so only half the population EVER existed (as in the other half never existed, and therefore the extant half wouldn't even remember to miss the snapped half), surely not a big ask for infinity stones.
