How the fuck do you beat them, They are more OP than zombies.
Cock. Nothing can beat the cock.
>>222618558Stab them with some dagger mcguffin, it was literally spelled out in Burn.
>>222618558Yeah basically just stab them with that special one of a kind dagger. I'm not saying beating them is easy, but that's how you do it.
They could kill you whenever they want with a snap of their finger but they like to play with their food and this is their downfallYou just endure and hope they don't get bored before you can find a way out
>>222618558A shotgun and/or chainsaw would do the trick
>>222618558Simple as
>>222618558you gotta know your Necronomicon
They told you in the remake.
>>222618558Is she supposed to be this hot?
Dismember them? Duh.
Explosives probably work great.
>>222618620>>222619352>marry a Deadite girl>she's slightly less troublesome and more affectionate than a regular girl
>>222618558stab it with a syringe and inject air into a vein
>>222619498But she literally got her head cut off in evil dead burn.
>>222618558The Rise and especially the Burn deadites are power creeped as fuck.
>>222619695These movies aren't canon, anon. They follow no logic at all. >just bring back popular character, no matter what>make up half-assed reason later
>>222618930>>222618981Kandarian daggers, and magic is the only way to win. The grandfather was able to hide the knife from them by use of powerful magics. And in the originals there were spells in the book to banish the dead, but Knowlsby's daughter died before she could finish the spell.There's magic out their to control and or banish the evil as well.
>>222618558n word
I could not get into Burn. The only decent part about the film was when the wife came back to the house and terrorized everyone. Why was Rise so good, bros?Also, I've noticed that females seem to be the winners in the past 3 Evil Dead films.
>>222619787Nikto?
>>222619799>Why was Rise so good, bros?It wasn't.
>>222619021It really didn't. Ash won by being too stupid and stubborn to be mind broken.
If one Walmart employee with a shotgun can handle them they can’t be that powerful
>>222619575>oh fuck yea- wait a minute! r u tryina trick me again??
>>222619857The original trilogy is the deadites just fucking around and having fun.Burn shows them when they are on point and on a mission.
>>222619575You know she's going to rip your cock off and shred your flesh to ribbons right?
>>222619835umm sweatie? He'd be dead without the boom stick and chainsaw. Think before posting.
>>222618558it seems like they can just freely possess people at will but just rarely bother to possess the protagonist? am i understanding it right
>>222619835sounds like you're our secret weapon then
>>222619987They've possessed Ash and Mia. It's all whim and sadistic games with them.
>>222619940proper deadite logic would be to edge you right until you're about to have the cumshot of your life and THEN do that
>>222618558In the 2013 you got a recipe book for how to banish the demon.In Rise and Burn you just have to hope you’re the final girl. Particularly in Burn, the family had no chance because the first possessed was a super competent man, and the only guy who had an opportunity to dismember him (the son) wouldn’t.
>>222620023They can possess someone when the words are said. Then that deadite can infect others when they die or get their blood in them.
Boomstick and magical spells.
>>222620041>proper deadite logicit's a female deadite, anon
Jesus.
>>222618558Just be a faithful Christian. Demons can't defeat true Christian faith.
>>222620149In Rise deadites killed 4 priests who were studying the book.But good try.
>>222619695>>222619743clean decapitation =/= sufficient dismembermentdismembered hands come back to life when possessed, a deadite picking up their intact head and carrying on is not a huge leap
>>222618558Spirit bomb
>>222620170In 2013 (if it's considered canon to the new trilogy) establishes you have to dismember/burn/bury the them. Hence the beginning with the father blowing the kid's head off and them burning what was left, dragging it out and burying the remains. I supposed giving all that, the mother could survive since she wasn't burned and buried.
>>222620168They were all pedophiles, their faith was weak.
>>222620168>priestsHe said Christians, not paedos in silly yiddish costumes... sheesh
>>222620170can the hands see? because a shotgun will completely destroy their head.
>>222619799Rise had some hope and the characters had a fighting chance to survive throughout. Rise also had the book so everyone figured out what was happening pretty fast.Burn was hopeless. The family had no chance of survival, the deadites were physically more agile and powerful than in the other movies, and the son had no agency so it wasn’t as fun to watch imo. Also it was a bit contrived to reveal “actually the husband *really was* abusive!” partway through. Makes you wonder why the wife would even agree to hang out with this family anymore.
>>222620324>Also it was a bit contrived to reveal “actually the husband *really was* abusive!” partway through.It was never a question for me because women being in the wrong is not allowed in modern movies.
>>222620291the more pieces you can reduce a deadite to, the better
>>222620324There were signs in the way he acted in the club that he was abusive and controlling.
>>222620411>411the more you know
>>222620902up in the club?
>>222618558Flamethrower or a chainsaw usually does the trick
>>222621092I choose Mossberg 590 A-1 with 000 Buckshot in cool bandoliers made by the costume or prop department sewing ladies
