Did you just call me a shithawk?!

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>>222620196
>"No, I called you a shit apple. *hic* Get it right."

>>222620138
>hey lahey, where's your fat fuckin boyfriend?

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>>222620781
>"Don't listen to him; you're beautiful, Randy."

the liquor is calling the shots now, boys

You're never going to believe me but I almost became a canadian drunken trailer park supervisor. My aunt was planning her retirement investments and was trying to buy a trailer park and promised me a job if she won the bidding war. Unfortunately someone else out bid her.

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>>222620915
Oh, we believe you; but you wouldn't have had the cop instincts to sniff out someone filling their outdoor pool with illegal vodka.

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>>222620138
Is this the thread?

>>222620915
fuck, that would have been the life. one of Randy's lines really stuck with me
>you know, i just wanna get high and mow lawns in the trailer park...and that's okay
fuck the rat race. find a simple life that makes you happy and make enough money to scrape by.

>>222620836
>Jesus fucking christ Randy, what the fuck have you been eating? Put a fucking shirt on for chrissake there's kids around here you fat fuck.
>hits joint.

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>>222621420
>make Trailer Park Boys thread
>draws out resident anti-smoking schizo like an unmedicated fly to shit
Every. Time.

>>222620138
I went dressed up as Lahey to one of their live shows and Randy Bobandy pointed me out mid show. "that guy's dressed like Mr Lahey!". My deepest regret was that not only was I still drinking during those years, I was absolutely hammered by the end of the show and had meet and greet tickets. I remember meeting them and everything but I was fucked up and I'm very ashamed of that.

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>>222621572
>"Yeah, very funny, anon. And just so you and everyone here knows? I'm OFF the cheeseburgers these days."

>>222621644
poetic

>>222621644
Checked pottery.

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>>222621647
>don't play me like that, Randy
>mafuckas that look like you ain't off the cheeseburgers
>mafuckas that look like you is definitely ON the cheeseburgers

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What're ya looking at my gutfer?

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>>222620138

Frig off

>>222621395
Neither did Leahy. The pool full of vodka was accidentally dumped when Ricky threw Randy's radio into it and the ensuing brawl caved in one of the walls.

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>>222621595
Lit cigarettes produce smoke from the end. What fake woke bullshit when they could have still easily got away with it back in 2002 for a low budget trash Canadian show. Jerry Springer can show smoking 5 year olds but Rob Wells et al have no real devotion to the craft despite professing such.

I liked that one where Lahey started talking about the winds of shit, then the boys got freaked out when they were robbing a school or something and they thought they could hear the winds of shit calling to them.

ricky is so cool