How do you deal with people throwing balls at you from the theater ball pit?
>>222620986Make my falcon drop an anvil on them obviously.
>>222620986I went to one of those once. Only kids were allowed in the play area, and you had to have a kid to even be in the theater. A security guard was there to make sure parents only entered the play area to get THEIR kids and was checking their wrist ID. Fucking security guard looked like she wanted to kill herself. Another security guard outside to double check wristbands. It was retarded.
>>222620986piss down the slide
>>222620986I got poked by a needle last time I got into one of these pits and I’m too terrified to get tested
>>222621130They were probably kind of lax before and then some parents raised a stink about somebody else handling one of their kids so they went full airport security afterwards
>>222620986Imagine stepping into one of those pits and it doesn't have a floor, it just goes down and down forever.
>>222620986I'm a platinum kinoplex member so I simply radio in and have them sent to the popcorn mines.
>>222620986Snitch and have them ejected.
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>>222621341Fake story. Platinum memberships have been outlawed ever since a platinum member released an unlicensed eagle in the aviary by gaining access to the VIP elevator. The issue with eagles is that they aren't trained as easily as falcons so they don't pick off the intended targets and lead to more unplanned casualties.
>>222620986>last time I went to the theater>trip over one of the balls>snacks I snuck in fall out of my pocket>burst into treats
>>222621973>burst into treatsbringing back the classics? haven't seen this in a while
>>222621520That’s a DZ (Discovery Zone). One of my first jobs was cleaning up at one and repairing things that were broken at night after they closed. I struggled a lot with depression back then, and I swear the cure for clinical depression was to jump down one of those things or swim through the ball pit. Damn good times, sir.
>>222620986imagine having a 6' deep ball pit and hitting your buddy with a sweet RKO into it
>>222622310I grew up in a rural area where there were no ball pits, not even a small one at a McDonald's. I'm sure I could arrange a dip into a ball pit now but since I missed out on it for so long, it probably would not live up to decades of built up expectations.
>>222622374You'd end up impaled on the antenna.
>>222622421you get a double-underhook piledriver for being a smartass
>>222622383>ball pitsIt’s better than you could ever imagine. It’s almost like zero g. You can literally wiggle through them.
>>222622310Discovery Zone was awesome dude
>>222622453Sounds fun. Back when I was a techbro and had lots of income, I almost booked a flight on the Vomit Comet but my economically deprived background wouldn't let me feel comfortable with spending that much money, even if I could afford it.
all this shit still exists for kids today and in fact is better than the shit we had back then
>>222620986You don't hit the balls back at them with your crab legs? Kids really don't play sports anymore, do they?
>>222622767May I see it?
>>222620986I'd try to ignore them, but if that didn't work I'd say something like "do you mind?" or "hey, quit it"
>>222620986This idea came from Drive In movie theatres, many of which featured a full playground in front of the screen. It was kino swinging at night with the cute girl while eating candy corn pumpkins and staring up at a retro Imax screen.
>>222623560kek, good one
>>222620986>>222621130Why is this even a thing?
>>222621203Holy kek lol
>>222621520He rippen through
>>222622374imagine being totally submerged in a 6' ball pit and forcefully sucking penises lol that would be weird
youre supposed to put up your protective net retard
>>222622568I got to go one time when I was a kid. I certainly would have liked to have gone more. I kinda wish I could just go to a place like that now as an adult, but with larger proportions I guess.A few years ago I went with family to my nephew's birthday at an indoor obstacle course kind of place. It had slides, ball pits, and a lot of courses like you'd see on that show Wipeout or some Japanese game show. It was intended for both children and adults and I really wanted to try it, but of course every adult their had their fucking phone out recording every little thing, and I didn't want permanent evidence of me looking like an idiot posted on Facebook. So I just sat there watching everyone else the whole time.
>>222622383>it probably would not live up to decades of built up expectationsSpoiler: it does. >t. first experienced a ballpit at 42
>>222625840>but with larger proportionsWould an adult ball pit be simply a larger pit, or would the balls also be larger?
>>222625930I mean the tunnels and slides. I imagine it'd be difficult to get through the tunnels especially.
>>222621130I tried to go to mine but I didn't have an active penis inspection form on me so they barred me entry
>>222621140bastard, you made me kek
>>222622742Hmm, why are you no longer a wealthy techbro, bro?
>>222626118Divorce and then the pandemic. Now I'm too old and have too large of a gap on my resume. I get consulting gigs here and there, enough, combined with some savings, to cover my reduced lifestyle, which hasn't been anywhere near as bad as I thought it would be. I'd like to own a house again. Nothing big, just something without shared walls, but beyond that, most of what I had in my pre-divorce life isn't really missed.Main thing is that I'm often cash negative for the quarter. Not terribly so, but enough that I will eat through my savings if I don't come up with something more lucrative than the occasional consulting jobs. I've pretty much given up on the notion of being a W2 employee again.
>>222620986Get a large coke zero for $7 and piss gallons into it
>>222620986I don't understand cinemas. I can usually get in for not that expensive, maybe $10. But I get hungry when I watch a movie and thirsty, and when I try to buy a hotdog, some candy or two, and a drink, suddenly I'm spending an extra $50. Why?
>>222626217As long as you're happy, bud.
>>222626423You're supposed to wear a jacket and sneak the food in
>>222620986I bring a lock in a sock with me to the kinoplex. Helps keep the riff raff in line.
Modern urban indoor trampoline and jungle gym activity centers are overrun with blacks and their associated behavior. Are they just naturally more boisterous and inclined to bounce and swing around, hoopin' and hollerin'?
>>222626554Isn't that theft?
>>222626601What are you stealing, exactly?
>>222621130>not bringing your wife's son and swapping wristbands
>>222620986lol the zoomer section
