HOH: YashNoms: Angela, Haley, KamuPOV: YashDay 42 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222617418
hi
kamu is slow burn seething. he is starting to crack
SNAKES EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE!DEVENS WHERE ARE YOU??? I NEED ANOTHER POWER
>>222621774hi
praying for a kamu eviction
>it's the halfway point of the season
>>222621784DREW!!!
>8:30pm>no alcohol
>>222621781he just wants his 1 am cereal
>>222621797that's almost as good as cumO
are they really not gonna booze drop?
they had to switch off dee and melody about to go on mean girl rant
>>222621797based
>>222621784literally looks like a blow up sex doll here
i hope he survives
KAMU GOTTA STAY
>>222621833that's pretty much what she is desu
lauren
is bb gonna pay to re-up dee's lip filler while she's in the house?
Dee seether getting overtime pay KEK
>>222621833
how many houseguests can kamu knock out before security stops him?
dee said she was crying cause she misses tearing families apart by fucking the husband
>>222621854>*scrambling noises*>SOMEONE CUT HIM D--->feeds cutkino
they had to call angela to the DR cause whoever they sent to get booze got stuck in traffic
>>222621879>unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, focused, flourishing
imagine how good the feeds would be if angela and dee were still on the block
>>222621854would be kino
Drew tries to bring up the popular 2000s hat simulator video game and falls flat
>>222621875barrett will stop him!
>last 2 seasons wk6 evicteeskamu bros...
>>222621938>hat simulatorwhat?
>>222621929this + booze would make tonight an all time moment but of course we had to be deprived of it for le epic idol man from survivor
Hope kamu gets evicted :)
>>222621963it's listed as "Team Fortress 2" on steam
>>222621784>>222621833
one year closer to death, angela. congratulations.
thats not the happy bday song
>>222621977ooooooooooh ok. forgot about that
isn’t happy birthday free use now
PIG CUNT
>>222622009dees free use
Melody should be free use
tv moment time woohoo
kek taylor trying to get them to eat their cake on a paper towel so she doesnt have to wash their plates
remember all the people that were hyping up tonight to be the next keesha's birthday? lmfao
dropkicking angela through the wall
>>222622022kek very true
>>222622019sorry, there can be only one pig cunt
>>222622041i think you got misted lol
>>222621781yeah the yash/kamu debrief in hoh tonight should be pretty good
kamu is starting to seethe
there's always one feed on kamu because he's the main character
>>222622041i didn't realize they would flop so hard on literally everything today. a mistake i won't make again.
>>222622029>deven: fuck that im not a savage, i a getting a plate and fork
>>222622041feel like this happens every year now, even the cast was being meta saying it’s gonna be a crazy birthday but you just can’t recreate that. it has to be organic.
someone please screen record that kamu zoom in that was kino
lala's special ingredient in the cake is poop
>white boys drinking milkbaka
dee and devens are being racist again
ang said yard closed tomorrow
>>222622105Both Dee and Devens are POC so they cannot be racist.
great party, bb, you cheap cocksuckers.
WHERE'S THE DAMN ALCOHOL BIG ANG NEEDS TEQUILA
melody was born on 02/22/02
>no cigarettes>no boozeis this big brother or a fucking children's summer camp???
they make the show bad on purpose to make us miserable
WHERES THE BOOZE???
>>222622130there are minecraft channels with more viewers than bb
>>222622150Damn I'm old
where is melody's awful ass roast?
people on twitter calling dee white
>>222622185Spent all the budget on the vet stipend(s) :)
>>222622202probably huh. i'm really curious to know how much they each got paid for this.
There should be an adult BB (Bigger Brother?) where they regularly stock alcohol and treat them with cocaine and psychedelics and stuff.
>>222622160It's tryouts for being a CBS pet like dee, devens, and angela
>>222621854>no joke if i got twistfucked the way kamu did i think i would build a makeshift noose using blankets and hang myself from the balcony on the livefeedsthis is vince's ultimate fate I feel whenever he returns. hes destined to an-hero in the house
>>222622228has to be at least 50k (bb18 Frank), probably more
wtf is with the cam ops tonight. do they have like 2 guys on?
>>222622247i felt really bad for him when he was spiraling near the finale about how much he didn't want to go home and wanted to stay in the big brother house forever.
thinking this isnt worth staying up for
nobody has any talents except mak reciting the alphabet backwards and mel doing a roast
This is my second season. I hope they never bring these iconic players back. It was annoying seeing everyone shudder at the idea of taking a shot at rachel besides keanu and mickey. Theres three icons now and the fact that we're halfway through and this is only the first time they've been on the block is crazy to me
Melody stand-up cringe incoming
casting dee and devens was a catastrophic mistake
THE ROAST IS COMING
>“““talent””” show
they better be going to wbrb for a booze delivery
ASS TO FAT
Anon too gay
IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE REST TUNE INTO BB UNLOCKED!!
>>222622275Same. It reminded me of telling my 6th grade teacher before transferring to jr. high that I didn't want the school year to end. That was after I hung around after class one day and went up to her and just said "Mrs. ______ my parents broke up" and she didn't say a word and just hugged me and she was young (we were her first ever class teaching) and thin and had really nice tits and my face went into her tits while she held me.
I think everyone is feeling too defeated and rigged against to be angry.
>>222622377no thanks and no thanks
how did he do that wtf
yash to fast he gotta go
THAT WAS AWESOMESAUSE
>>222622388nah like another anon said earlier>kamu immediately scrambling exactly like he did last time>yash first thinking they had the votes so no issue (little more frazzled now)>taylor too busy being one of the house mammy's to care
>>222622275vince's afterlife is the end of titanic but big brother
dee’s period blood bled through her pants lol
oh, Dee was schizoing on Drew because of her period rage
>>222622417SHE TOO LOOSE FOR A TAMPON TO WORK RIGHT LMAOOOOOO
>>222622417screenshot please
melody freaking out KEK
angela is hallucinating again
>>222622381>she was young (we were her first ever class teaching) and thin and had really nice tits and my face went into her tits while she held me.very nice. i was in love with my 6th grade teacher as well but she was middle age and smoked ciggys on her break.
>>222622440>>222622443it's frosting you retards.
cmon just get to mallory, saving it for last is just going to make it that much harder for her
>>222622443I don’t think there was a shot but taylor was trying to tell her and that’s why feeds cut and now she’s not there
>>222622459nah definitely period blood but I'm not a capper
see she changed her pants
GO NIGGER GO
>>222622498drew finna khs
Sipping on Dee's period blood
LALA NIP SLIP
if i were drew i would punch kamu i would give up my game to end transphobia
dee btfo by a granny
lala mogged dee hard
wasnt lala gonna sing? she has actual pipes
>>222622451basedsay no more
deeNITO tonight
>>222622498>YOU'RE NEXT DREW!
>>222622485>>222622507yeah I was just plucking your ball hairs famiglio, I don't think there was even red icing
what would your talent be?
devens droppin n-bombs?
>>222622553sucking cock
>they cut to fish as melody starts telling her first joke>feeds come back and they are all laughing hysterically and she is done
>HEY GUYS! WATCH THIS!>*runs full speed through the glass mirror*
>>222622553getting my cock sucked
>9pm>no boozeit's over
>>222622553being racist
based big mal
>>222622555>I prepared a simple speech tonight>fuck the darkies. that is all
>>222622553juggling the bean bags
KILL DREW
haley should grab the pool balls and play catch with the windows
rip drew
dead drew storage
oh i know melody mad asf
kamu should demonstrate his mma moves on dee
BAH GOD THAT'S MURDER IN THE RINGSOMEBODY STOP HIM!
HERE WE GOITS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT
ROAST TIME
>>222622553blowing a load on melody's feet in under a minute
KAMU TACKLED DREW
Any red pills on how bad Kamu's social media really is? RHAP treats him like a pariah that practices the Dark Wizard of the KKK magical racist arts and also wants to impregnant every woomon he sees.
wouldnt be surprise if this blows up the mosh pit
>>222622553i can poop manually
>>222622553Making subtlety racist jokes that people won't notice until they think about it late at night.
people called melody the next britbrit?
>need to see it again with his (kamu) shirt offtaylor can't hide her love for that big chud dick
>angela, if you’re here, who’s losing first in every competition?dee
>>222622553eating all the girls' poop
alright that wasn't that bad. it was cute
>>222622616why
CRINGE ALERT
Female comics strike again
that was weak as shit, gay as hell, and dumb as fuck
>>222622654she toned it down from the zings we heard the other day thank god for her kek
women are funny, get over it
i wasnt offended by it
angelas hall pass gettin cashed tonight
lala ice cold with the "we know" when angela said she was gonna cry. even melody was like "damn"
drew hating life right now he can't hide his mild disdain
>....yaaaaay.....
>>222622649
>>222622692he just like me fr
kek taylor getting pissed at lala
>>222622701I would wanna punch lala
>>222622617this but on barrett
angela be shitpostin
>>222622715drew moggs
angela said shitpost
shit posting with big ange
I wanted to hear lala's song. the preview earlier in the day was genuinely really good
>>222622710yeah she kept cracking jokes and interrupting angela's speech. so annoying
this is what melody will see when drew pounds his babies into her
>>222622751>babieslmao if anyone is just fine with abortion it's melody
>>222622751
>>222622715W2c that arm chain bros?
melody literally said she doesnt want kids. which is why kamu's "we'll get you pregnant no matter what" pissed off bluskyers even harder than it would have otherwise
>>222622795STOP THAT!
>>222622800based architect kamuhe knows melody will BLOW UP after her first kid
drew is so anti social
>>222622809were they just playing along with him with that or were they worried he was actually going to kiss the lense?
>>222622795andrea OWES drew sex
>>222622832he's too cool for school
melody looks & talks like a teen mom
lala being ableist and making fun of limbless people
>last season >like every HG at some point aside from Zach (love island casting failure) Rachel (doesn't count because this is her 5th time playing) and Amy (bogged and an extra houseguest) >this season>hate everyone except the jeet and the pipe queen
>>222622836I think the first
#problematicLala laughing about Melody reminding her of a girl with no arms. Yikes
i was promised litty feeds tonight
lala just said mel looks like she has down syndrome
>>222622553I can sing pretty well (too late for vocaroo in my house) so its frustrating because that is my only real talent and BB would ban the talent so I could just try something wacky like balancing pillows on my head.
>>222622884MAKE SURE TO TUNE INTO BB UNLOCKED TO SEE THE BLOW UP
>>222622887hurricane lala wylin
The way salina estitties would have destroyed this talent show with actual talent
>>222622857This season in like 2008 would have driven people fucking insane, its wild how numb to nudity people have gotten thanks to Instagram.
>>222622872Same. Almost everyone this season is just so catty and boring.
>>222622915thinkin bout cereal
the ants won
why does barrett have an integral on his du rag
does mallory eat nothing but junk food
melody still giving drew fuck me eyes after kamu tried to mog him, he's so in
>>222622954she eats pipe, according to morgan
what's these fucking feed cuts? what's the purpose? Surely they aren't saying inappropriate shit every other minute
tv-ma feeds but they cut anytime something pg-13 is talked about
>>222622800that is weird as fuck. some people need to push their lifestyles on others and it's always annoying
>>222622979drew finally had enough and used his rape a houseguest power
>>222622979It's shift change newfren
>>222622961drew looks annoyed
the true social experiment is the live feeders and how much they'll subject themselves to the endless bullshit that is grodners sandbox of suffering
>>222622919honestly i'd take more drag queens on the cast over people from survivor and shit. they're born entertainers and would be fun for boring nights like this
Devens and Dee being annoyed that their dpov moment flopped is all on them. Devens was talking a big game yesterday about how it would be declaring war and Dee was going to blow up at Kamu but from what we've heard it seemd to be a pretty chill reveal and Devens and Dee didn't say shit to Kamu.
are they seriously not giving them booze wtf
flippy loves drew
angela is gonna come out of the diary room with a bunch of bottles
>>222622953It's a subtle Hasan reference
so uh….
these people have no chemistry
>le epic big brother legend icon veteran>no champagne for her birthdayBB is really lame and faggotized now. It's like they're terrified of anyone saying anything out of turn and it reflecting badly on Les Moonves.
if it wasn't for fap this season would be dead
everyone hates each other
remember Ashley?
we're all here to see the kid bone the blonde
>>222623177she was a ray of light
>>222623147they just had an awkward divided house expose in the veto ceremony it's more funny they're being as cordial as they are
>>222623170>drew will get invited to dee's reality tv parties after he wins afp >mallory will hang out with lyric once>kamu and chuk will remain friendsI don't see anyone else caring to talk to each other after this season
>>222623177feels like months ago
what's the upcoming "major twist" grod has been hinting?
Drew makes black people seethe and write 20 tweets
>>222623221>kamu and chuk will remain friendslol no. chuk was not on good terms with kamu, he was pissed at him in the exit interviews
twitter calling drew racist because he didnt give a fuck about the talent show KEK
>>222623177
>>222623225>he makes buddies seethe>he makes the vets seethethat's power
>plushie talkriveting
my mom had the princess diana beanie baby. i think she eventually got like ten bucks for it
MELODY SHOWERING
>>222623248his whimsy is repellant to the miserable and mentally unwell
>>222623254candle in the wind....
what if they gave them like one bottle of tequila to share amongst all of them. they can't get that hammered with that many people
>>222623153moonves hasnt worked for cbs since 2018 and its owned by chuds now who would love to embarrass him
the beautiful ashley
Dee really nuked the vibes today
at least it's better than bb24. so far.
>>222623280not everyone drinks so some people would get absolutely wasted.
penning a letter to cbs' new chud owners explaining the history of the cookout, its lasting effects of the show, and why not even one buddy can be cast again if the show wants to return to former glory and escape the modern social corruption it's mired in
I don't like Dee anymore since she went on BB. I miss the innocent hairy pitfu Survivor Dee. I hate bigtoe clueless dance party Dee.
>>222623302estitties is going to be a leech on bb for the duration
>>222623297who doesnt drink
>>222623224the are going to live in the yard for a week and play by survivor rules. tribal council instead
this cast is so bad
>>222623297>some people would get absolutely wastedsounds entertaining, you’d think producers of a television would want it to be entertaining.
>>222623280i always had this idea where they had a little hatch or something. maybe the kitchen island, where they could open it up and up comes a bottle of titos or whatever, but its only there for 15 minutes. so if no house guest see it, it would just go back down the hatch and close up. and the live feeders could vote on when to send it up or not
>>222623296absolutely not
>>222623319le hidden immunity idiols!
>>222623337>it's up Barrett's ass
what is melody doing in the shower? she's dancing naked? she's naked right now and swinging side to side. imagine how her naked boobs look like while doing that
>>222623302its giving obsessed-
>>222623325i really like that idea except for the voting
did chuk not do anything for the talent show?
>>222623370he did the robot dance it was great, had everyone rolling. you must have missed it.
>>222623370He's in the DR
I just realized with how tall barret is he can probably see the women's titties when they are showering if he's nearby
>>222623224they each get to choose from a pool of 10 former bb players who'll stand in for them for the week and if your pick is evicted you're gone
as fit as mallory is she is too little to do the challenge. some of those chicks are huge and would heem her in hall brawl
PUT THE KNIFE DOWN MALLORY
mallory is really dead set on doing survivor
mal lookin sleepy
>>222623411i wouldnt actually be mad at this. vets playing the week for them but all of them still living in the house
drew has been asleep for half an hour and bb didnt call him out. grod is playing favorites
who was the chick from RHAP that got to do Survivor? didn't she get booted first or some shit?
>>222623437she's desperate for some melodrew content tonight to save these dogshit feeds
https://x.com/rravencycle/status/2089481375501963671/based ashley schooling keanu
big mal is definitely on the spectrum
based Taran will challenge cumO to a ufc match when he does his exit interview friday!
>>222623442can someone make an islam threat thing with this
my bb28 folder is only 350 files
>>222623418this vibe all season
>>222623442>>222623449>>222623478knife play with mal-chan ^_^, justin sebik style
Jason really hard carried that feud with Kamu
>>222623481>3,932but i save pretty much everything and duplicates blah blah blah
>>222623466imagine slapping that drink out of his hand
if Kamu gets evicted he'll be on Unlocked
haley pre-boggening
>>222623447First or second. It was an early boot.
Rome
>>222623538they will cancel his appearances like riley
>>222623538Oh shit, then Thog better get evicted, Jerry can meet her
>>222623554I love pudgy arms
>>222623554Looks the same but with a face filter.
>>222623555she seemed chill from what i've seen. i'm sure that was embarrassing as fuck
>>222623554get her ozempic
i like when haley's ears stick out. she looks adorable
mug cakes with big mal
>>222623558for telling a joke in december???
Melody fucking hates Kamu too"ew, just like shut up, no one cares what you want in your housewife"https://xcancel.com/madelinekiyoko/status/2082198776693789179
>>222623617this was a few weeks ago too. she hated him out of the gate
everyone realizing dee is only surface level
>>222623617I do lol at her calling him a midwit
>>222623647>>222623647moshpit sex with mal
>>222623634>…there is an idea of a Dee Valladares, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
big thog being pretty honest with big ange here. man angela fumbled a ride or die with her
thog is so fucking delusional, Im starting to feel sorry for her
is drew mad at melody?
>>222623617melody will float from cock to cock for a few short years until she's too fat and busted for a manmelody will have at least five more abortionsmelody will never find a loving relationshipmelody will never be marriedmelody will never have childrenmelody will die fat, broke, and alone
>>222623647im sure this is just a coincidence
>>222623700yes
if i went in the house i would tell the christcucks that i have never read the bible and start reading it. pretend like im a new believer and ask them not to evict me till i have finished reading the bible
>>222623700No, he just has Andrea now
>>222623700i honestly believe he's so horny that he's just frustrated when she doesn't wanna cuddle or kiss
>>222623700who gives a shit
>>222623557Seymour
>>222623647me watching her in the background
>>222623703keep seething
kek lala and haley looked fucking pissed watching melody put her sunglasses on with her feet with her ass in the air
Rome and Lyric making love during Hurricane Lala and naming their baby daughter Lala
thog is such an energy vampire
kamu hanging with fap knowing they are a 4 block votethog hanging with angela and complaining they are a 4 block vote and doing nothing about it
kill barrett
yash forgot paprika
>>222623806she's a charisma blackhole. kamu is the energy vampire
kek at her pulling away. shes disgusted by him
>>222623733i will, thanks
>>222623957pretty sure thats just a pose anon
>>222623957she's arching her back for the pose, numbskull
Is Kamu's chill attitude some kind of obscure Samurai philosophy shit or the ultimate in passive aggression?
>>222622751he will never be adrian
>>222623988maybe that's just how he is?
remember when we thought today was gonna be epic
>>222623957She's probably pregant already.
the only reason I’m still watching this season is to post with my /bb/ bros
>>222624002it was their last chance and they all failed miserably
>>222623957he went balls deep without a condom
>>222623957rome sexy
>>222624007
>>222624002>we
>>222624018same as it ever was
>>222623991yeah drew would never get evicted 3rd
>>222624048his hair is lowkey nice
>>222624018this
>>222624018I wouldn't watch if it weren't for these threads they're half the fun
kamu flirtying with melody drew finna freak
>>222624075
>>222624108/ourmeme/
>>222624075bin laden had three wives in that compound
>>222623957he probably creampied lyric right after they hit the gym. lyric is just like bb24 alyssa when it comes to unprotected sex with someone they just met on reality tv
>>222624131who?
i want to rig a gameshow
>>222624134fucking hell. kyle stood no chance against that thang
>>222624048season peaked with this moment, it was all downhill after this
>>222624048The pain and suffering in his eyes :(
>>222624145bb is not a gameshow legally
>>222624097if lil pussy boy aint finna cuff that big booty snow bunny then the chud is next in line and more than ready. drew isnt man enough to handle allat and mel knows it
daily dee hate
angela is raping melody
angela getting more action from melody than drew ever did
>>222624228
big mal’s jiggly ass
>>222624246that thing was jiggling like melody's, damn
raping big mal with big ang
Angela is deranged she desperately wants to be young and in big brother sleeping with all the guys.
>>222624246it do got a jiggle to it dont it
praying toward mecca
kamu yash
>"we need to get mallory">mal plans to tell them she's voting out kamu or haley
angela just killed mallory wtf
>kamu and yash hoping for the powerLMAO
DEE DEVENS BARRETTHAS TO BE
>>222624270mashallah
>>222624281ruining her tea party was such a disaster for kamu on multiple levels
haley admits she has fake boobs
BIG SWINGS
lol thogs as is sad
we need another round of total vet death next week kamu for hoh
goodnight /bb/
getting a herniated disc and permanent nerve damage from big ange
>kamu thinks dee bribed devens to use his dpov to take her down and both powers are gone
remember keanu stretching out lauren
>>222624322That’s when they’ll do their mastermind of backdooring Dee by nominating Yash lala and Taylor.
>>222624321>ass
>>222624327night babes
>>222624002>he fell for it
>>222624338kek yep that was funny
I feel bad for kamu when he realizes no one likes him outside the game
>>222624330seeing her do well on all three I'm inclined to let big ange crack my back
>>222624246
>>222624400kelo <3
why the fuck is no one telling mallory that dee has a fucking powering?
>>222624380i like kamu
literally zero reason for yash to lie about dee's power to mal
I hate kamu
kamu says he’d nominate all icons
>>222624441zero clue
>>222624447his original plan was to tell her and melody tomorrow but why the hell he'd stick to that in light of the grod nuke is beyond me
Chuk has been in the dr for a long time..
>>222624308so was the insecurity about melody's tits that they were nice and real? cuz they aren't really perky like she said but they look good
>>222624441>>222624447fuck mallory. bitch can stay clueless it doesn't matter at all.
mallory is useless everyone has already said that the women in fap follow the mens lead
>owning your house is cheaper than renting
big mal just playing in their faces
>>222624520>>222624520>>222624520>>222624520
>>222624501It is.
>>222624496no shit. mal and mel are never going to split off from the boys. melody and malloy will turn on each other before turning on drew or barrett.
