Uckyslush, yes. But scrumdiddlyumptious.

>>222625281
butt

>>222625308
DAMN YOU I WANTED TO BE FIRST TO REPLY ITT BEING FIRST TO REPLY IS ALL I HAVE IN MY MISERABLE PATHETIC LIFE WHY DID YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY

>>222625281
Olivander was a secret chud

>>222625320
If you ain't first, you're last, kid.

Are you not proficient in English? It was great and terrible. This is not google, go ask a nanny AI if you are so fucking confused. Why spam this? Is it considered to be promotion? Are you pretending to be foreign? What is the joke. At least big guy/for you was actually awkward dialogue, for instance. It was funny because the movie was wrong. In this instance the movie was right and you are just poorly educated. You dont read books very often, wow that's so funny.

>>222625334
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>222625351
sneed

>>222625360
you're taking this pretty hard, might i suggest alcoholism? it always levels me out to get black out drunk

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>>222625308
Based Roald Dahl appreciator

>>222625281
>Neville’s parents lie gibbering on the dusty floor, their limbs bent at fantastical angles. Bellatrix has been torturing them for weeks, but they broke a long time ago.
>A high, cold voice rings out.
>“Well done Bellatrix, well done. However, I thought I told you not to play with your food? Finish them off.”
>Standing in the hallway is a shadowed figure in a dark, hooded cloak, his red eyes glinting balefully.
>Bellatrix jumps for joy. “My Lord! We thought you were gone.”
>“News of my death was greatly exaggerated. Somehow I have returned. How, you ask? That’s a good story, for another time. Now, put them out of their misery and let’s go try and kill the Potter boy again. I have a fool proof plan! This one’s sure to work! We just need some Peruvian instant darkness powder, a large pewter cauldron, a packet of cockroach clusters and a tandem bicycle!”
>Voldemort steps forward into the flickering candlelight, his pale, waxy skin almost glowing. Bellatrix hisses in dislike to see that Voldemort’s other girlfriend is happily wrapped around his neck. Lazily, she opens one slitted eye, and hisses back. Voldemort does his best to ignore his harem bickering.
>Then, from behind Bellatrix and the Longbottoms, deeper into the room still, a chair turns around. Sitting in it is an elderly gentleman with a snowy white beard so long that he has to tuck it into his belt.
>Voldemort flinches, suddenly confronted by the only wizard he has ever feared.
>Bellatrix dives behind her master for protection. How long has Dumbledore been here?
>Dumbledore rises slowly from his chair.
>“You’ve done great things Tom. Terrible, yes. But great. You too Bellatrix. That was very nifty use of the Cruciatus Curse, very nifty indeed. Ten points to Slytherin.”
>“Y-you should call him the Dark Lord”. stammered Bellatrix.

>>222625774
>“His name is Tom. That’s all he’ll ever be. And you should know when not to push your luck.” said Dumbledore calmly, walking right up to Voldemort and staring right at him.
>Voldemort hung his head like a naughty schoolboy, unable to meet his old headmaster’s eyes, twinkling at him from behind the half moon spectacles.
>Seemingly satisfied, Dumbledore turned 360 degrees to focus on the Longbottoms, carelessly exposing his back to both dark wizards as though they posed no threat to him,
>“I must say Bella, I agree with Tom here. You’ve tortured them until they screamed their own vocal chords apart. There’s no point in more, there’s nothing left in their heads anyway. Look.”
>With a stretch of his leg, Dumbledore brought his foot down on Alice’s head, splitting it like an overripe melon.
>“Are you mad Dumbledore?” hissed Voldemort. “They’re your secret agents aren’t they?”
>“Yes they are Tom. Or were, rather. But this one -“ Dumbledore nudged Frank Longbottom’s with his lightly built loafer, smearing the poor man’s face with his wife’s brains “-took the last sherbet lemon at our last meeting. Let your snake eat him, she looks hungry.”
>Dumbledore went to leave, then paused at the threshold.
>“Oh, and Tom, keep an eye on Severus, would you? I’m worried about him. The cuckhold situation was one thing, but after what you just did on Halloween? Well, don’t leave him alone near any sharp objects. I’ll just leave it at that.”

>>222625281
>bad, yes, but good
so mid?

>>222625774
>>222625795
jesus christ that was fucking terrible
just stop

>>222625281
Nigger, yes. But niggerlicious

I don't get it, why is the bot confused? Can terrible things not be great?