Damn...
Why does that subreddit hate James so much?
>>222627268>time... le passes?This angry video game age of ours is ending
>>222627293tldr; he owes them sex
>>222627293Envy of his life.
>>222627293Its a love hate relationship just like rlm
>>222627293They threw a tantrum when they weren’t allowed to spam criticism on the original subreddit and doubled down by making their own sub and crying about AVGN even more
>>222627512u mad, hon?
>>222627268People age, fascinating huh?
>>222627268Bimmy posting is pathetic
>>222627568no... it cant be true
>>222627268James seems aight, but AVGN was never really that funny. His schtick got old fast and he's just not a naturally funny guy like some other angry reviewers. Also, he cucked his business out to a bunch of landwhales.
still looks younger than
>>222627627Why are all zoomers bald
>>222627637That's a changeling (troll kin)
lolcow orbiters are the biggest blight of the modern internet. They infiltrate every corner to tell everybody about their obsessions and they accuse everyone else of having the same mental fixation as them. They come up with the most retarded of theories and gossip storylines. The only pleasure they can get out of their daily lives is to keep track of some weird internet personalities. Disgusting scourge of the web with no self-awareness and no shame.
>>222627767Trooners aren't "lolcow orbiters" they are the lolcow, a rare but not overly unusual hive colony variant.
>>222627822you're a lolcow tho anon
>>222627822I genuinely have no clue what you're talking about. This might be a good thing.
>>222627767crazy thing to say after donating 500 usd to a vtuber
>>222627890vtumors are mentally ill too, but nice unrelated deflection. Or perhaps even projection?
>>222627890back to kiwifarms with you
>>222627293Parasocial friendship goes wrong
>>222627268>no time!James owes me time.
>>222627293They're jealous that he has their dream job and essentially works part time, but still half asses it all.
>years of speculation hes autistic like them>confesses in his book he was so autistic he got sent to SPED school most of his lifeYou really had to go off the rails to get institutionalized to SPED school in the 80s and 90s. Schools would just throw you in the dumb classes with the borderline retards and future criminals.
>>222627637PFAS and microplastics
>>222627293Their favourite 40 year old isn't commiting 100% of his time to a dumb show that ran out of material 10 years ago, this is apparently a war crime.Pretty much all of the criticism boils down to:>he has a wife and kids and this means less time spent on avgn>he doesn't find it creatively fulfilling anymore and would rather move onto less popular projects but continues to perform out of popular demand (cynical reading: to pay the bills)>because of both of the above, he outsourced the writing to screenwave media (most of the writing in the oryginal run was done by Mike anyway)And like... yeah sucks for you that your favourite internet show doesn't have as much production value as before but if he doesn't want to work on it but continues to keep it running just for you, isn't that a win? He's not a slave, if he prefers to be a stay at home dad or whatever he does with his time that's his business.
>>222627293a bizarre parasocial relationshipthey literally feel entitled to him producing AVGN content for them, and when it came out that he was trying to step back to focus on family and other interests they blew a gasket
Bimmy owes me Super Mario themed roleplay sex. No rushing girlfriend experience.
>>222627293reddit is all about microwaving a fickle feeling into a full blown psychosis that encompasses your entire life
>>222627767TRVTHNVKE
>>222627293it's really just a parasocial support group at this point
>>222627627>handsome and politeWhy is there a code for talking about people who are ugly spergs? It's like they think they're also so retarded they can't tell they're being pitied and condescended.
>>222627767I only check in on them every once in a while.
>>222627293He's arrogant, tone deaf, terrible at business and pretty shitty to his real friends that were there for him from the start. His movie was not good.He's also an actual short bus riding retard. People seem to forget that minor fact.
>>222627637are they?
>>222627634He unironcally looks good though. Not fat, all his hair, clean shaven. He is just drunk and probably spent 14 hours playing some shitty NES game for a stream before this.>>222627767They make funny posts sometimes anon. It's not like they are making content about him outside of some obscure Reddit where it's mostly just 2000's era meme pictures.
>>222629622Ok, that's all true. Why do you fags need to gossip about this washed up short bus retard on /tv/ all the time? It's not even laughing at him. It's just being obsessed with him. Don't act like there aren't weekly threads about this shit. Probably on other boards too. And when it's not about him it's one of the other of hundreds of e-celebs that just said this or did that or interacted with that fag or this fag.
>>222627293no time to explain
>>222629655they come here when they get bored circle jerking themselves and want to breath some fresh air into their discussions.
>>222627268>that time when Bimmy shamelessly plagiarized dozens of Monster Madness reviews because he was too lazy to write them himself then blamed Screenwave who scapegoated and fired some lowly intern after which Bimmy made a half assed apology on his secondary channel and later delisted the video so it wouldn't show up in the search results>that time when Bimmy attempted to climb the "mowdin" from Rocky 4 wearing worn out New Balance sneakers and using two twigs as walking sticks before quitting halfway up and crying about his kids>that time when Bimmy attempted to ape RLM's success with Rental Reviews where three morbidly obese Screenwave employees discussed the movie of the week while Bimmy stood awkwardly almost out of frame with his arms crossed>that time when Bimmy turned down a cameo in the King Kong vs. Godzilla movie that the director personally offered him because his wife didn't want to have to look after their kids by herself for a few days>that time when Bimmy had a nervous breakdown while recording Mega Man X footage with Mike because his wife demanded they stop playing at precisely 5:40 because Bimmy had to "watch the kids" then the video awkwardly cuts to Bimmy finishing the game by himself at 4 am the next morning>that time when Bimmy's wife posted an unsolicited rant on her personal website about the lack of diversity on AVGN>that time when Bimmy canceled James and Mike Mondays because he was too lazy to drive 30 minutes each way to and from Mike's house once every few weeks to record footage>that time when Bimmy refused to reimburse Kyle Justin for building the set for the Sega Activator episode which cost several thousand dollars leading to Kyle's abrupt departure>that time when Bimmy "accidentally" sold three sponsorships to the LJN games video but he didn't want to return the money so instead he split it into three smaller videos for each sponsorship
>>222627767He's gonna take you back to the paaast!To play the shitty games and suck aaass!
>>222630031 Sure dug up a lot of dirt on him.
>>222629622so? most of that isn't even morally objectionable, like why do you give a fuck that some random 40 year old online isn't running his business optimally?
>>222627268The average AVGN fan has to be late 30s/early 40s by now, so insulting their idol for aging seems like an odd choice.
>>222630031using made-up pet names to describe people is the same level of cringe as Nerdrotic using elementary school insults like Jar Jar Abrams and Bad Reboot to describe JJ Abrams and Bad Robot
>>222630031>waah waah some guy's wife posted her opinion on some blog waaah waaahwhy do you care? it's not as though you're a shareholder and this is damaging your brand's value
REPOST THIS EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS JAMES IS WEALTHY- James went into debt from the avgn movie on a $300,000 budgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXJ9Xadot3U-James could not afford a $20,000 surgery for his daughter at birth and had to go to a charity organization called Shrinershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xWMugmUs94-James cant afford healthcare as stated in 2018 interview (skip to 46:00)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcwuktK32kw-James saying a $3000 budget was him "took a pretty hard hit"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSMq_QNvOA-Says same thing about the Immortal video with similar budgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jQBm19Bl2kTHIS HAS BEEN A PSA FROM THE ANTI-SODABRAIN COMMITTEE
>>222630351>to a charity organization called Shrinerswho doesn't know what Shriners is? proof that brown people are making these posts
>>222630031>>222630351FULL DIAPER ALERT!
>>222630351To be fair though, AVGN started ages ago, Patreon and such came later. Was he making much money back then?
>>222630071>>222630196>>222630289Look out everyone the Bimmy Defense Force has arrived to protect the honor of their lord and savior lmao
>>222630374>Shrinersit's a Masonic cult
>>222627293Screenwave is cancer and you will hear me say it repeatedly
>>222630031peak lolcow "culture" mental brainrot. look at the amount of mental energy that went into this that could have been used for just about anything else. the modern internet is basically just an outlet for bored morons to blog about other people's lives.
>>222630426>James Rolfe thread>acts surprised it's a parasocial schizothreadMaybe you can ignore this and click on a Sydney Sweeney thread
>>222630374>couldnt tell that avgn was a character>cant tell james wasnt working with a full deck until its explained to them>repeat the most obvious of jokes as if they are serious stories>lack of knowledge of social norms taken for granted by peopleIt all lines up. The way they reacted to his book was so odd too, not in a typical A-Logging way. Just the way they didn't seem to understand the stories he was telling, their total lack of empathy.
>>222630479>only Brownoid third worlders made fun of his book!Lmao at this cope
>>222630404okay so will you actually tell me why you care?
>>222630496>coaching a prostitute to make fun of a guy The evidence just keeps piling up.
>>222630404>lmaoNow no one thinks you're mad, well played brownie.
>>222630552>I don't understand why someone is posting about Bimmy in a Bimmy thread
>>222627268I'm happy for xer
>>222627268What happened to Bootsy and Kyle?
>>222630374I remember when those YouTube channels posting TikTok compilations of girls taking dating L's strung together with AI voice over were getting popular, one of them fucked up and didn't know what a "meet cute" was and suddenly the entire audience knew it was being run by some brown incel in India
>>222629654Yes you are
>>222630609A Jersey guy wears a weird shirt and you guys scream "tranny!" for years instead of just knowing it's a Jersey thing. This is getting interdrasting. Did James inadvertently insult India in an early episode of AVGN or something?
>>222630581can you answer the question?
>>222630767How did he find the time to take this picture?
>>222630404He discovered real high school is what he did. He makes the redditors seethe and on this board Rolfe is a hero. End of discussion
>>222627268I don't fet why this place defends Janes so much. He's a lot worse than Doug Walker and he used to have generals shitting on him.
>>222631207You're just used to reddit and the farms forcing single viewpoint threads, it's very gay that you act out when everyone isn't in lockstep.
>>222627627This is actually is just the character actor Paul Guilfoyle playing a high school student, it's not real
>>222627767the people who do this would have been fodder for nobles or baby makers. without those roles, they find something to fill the void. see also: drug addicts, or anyone without self-awareness, really.
>>222627268Is James the first incel?
>>222631269No, I just find it weird that this board shits on everyone and everything and then for some reason always defends James and talks shit about the subreddit that shits on him.
>>222627293ALL long running e-celebs eventually become hated. The fans that grow up over the years disengage and that leaves only the psychotic obsessed manchildren who never matured past the age they first started watching. The smart thing to do is quit while you're ahead like pewdz.
>>222627405That's one hell of a stretch lmao
>>222627767Kiwifarms in a nutshell
>>222631611>sperg out about him having friends (something they wish they had)>sperg out about him having sex (something they wish they had)>sperg out about him having a wife (something they wish they had)>sperg out about him having children (something they wish they had)>sperg out about him having loving parents (something they wish they had)>sperg out about him having money (something they wish they had)>sperg out about him having fame (something they wish they had)If not envy then what?
>>222627293They don't love or hate him they are obsessed. It's not really their fault for being autistic, it's not a choice they made. If they were born a few years later they would be obsessed with tiktokers or logan paul or whatever
>be me>36>full head of hairdidn't realize this would actually be uncommon
>still talking about the same "drama" for more than 10 yearslmao I feel bad for these "lulcow" people
Defend this
>>222631556>find something perfectly normal weirdNever beating the allegations.
>>222631820But I can't.
>>222631820It's made faggots crash out for over a decade/QED.
>>222630663That has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING. you are also a brown.
>>222631820James being cucked by a black guy is just a regular Tuesday night for him
>>222631820If you ask nicely I will walk your broken brain through this scene.
>>222629818Amazing post
>>222629674I just do it for the meme because he's such a goofball and he does sometimes strike me as someone who could've been a Chris-Chan level lolcow if he had worse parents
>>222630654Kyle is in the newest episode but looks like he won't live to see the next episode
>>222627293Redcowarcade doesn't get views on their videos for anything else
>>222632112Being so desperate for a crumb of e-fame in middle age that you resort to making A-Lawg content about a mentally retarded man that a tiny subreddit has a hate boner for. They earn that cow part of their name.
>>222627293some saw this as an opportunity to make a career on youtube, with hilarious results.
>>222627293Feeling like they belong in a community, even when it's a miserable parasocial cult. If you really want to know what a 4chan one looks like, go on over to /bant/ and check the Fishtank live threads.
>>222627268>That's right, cocksucker, go back to Brooklyn!
>>222631820Is that fucking Jordan from the Bernie Mac show kek?!
>>222629655Mike has gained alot of weight. Compare that video to the dirty harry video.
>>222631353I think you dont know what that word means.
>>222627293He's in denial. Also him bitching out in being in Godzilla vs Kong because it was too much to be away from his wife and kids for 1 week. Seriously.
>>222630351>$20,000 surgery for his daughter at birthDo americans really?
>>222633266I always liked Spoony more, shame what happened to him.
>>222633266cursed image
>>222627293
>>222633358>get an extremely rare disease in a country with ""free"" healthcare>die waiting for a specialist
>>222633266Our heroes
>>222630351>tfw a black guy fucks your wife in the ass.gif
>>222633408hope she gets cancer
>>222631087>Literal cuckold>heroYeah I'm sure Bimmy is the patron saint of both Canada and Bongland at this point but this board has known him to be a faggot for upwards of 12 years now.
>Now the same age as James Gandolfini was in the pilot episodewhat the fuck
>>222631820Fun fact: in the script Bimmy was supposed to sign her boobs but Bimmy's wife objected so they changed it
>>222631611Why wouldn't you be envious of James? Yeah ok he didn't do the world's first successful open heart surgery or something but he has accomplishments that most people won't make
>>222633490do you also physically look 47 like he did?
>>222633506That's understandable, husbands shouldn't be fondling and prodding strange boobies even for a film
>>222633266Take me back! You fuckers! Your mother fuckers!
>>222630031>refused to reimburse Kyle Justin for building the set for the Sega Activator episode which cost several thousand dollars leading to Kyle's abrupt departureThis is the only actually bad one everything else only run of the mill laziness/unprofessionalism but scamming a friend like that is despicable if true, do you have a source?
>>222633699You didn't attend the retreat?
>>222627293They don't>>222630691He is trans, dumbass, or at least non binary
>>222631556The only reason they're defending him is because the people making fun of him are from a subreddit, that's it.
>>222633452Turnabout is fair play, the pretense of not understanding started with you.
>>222627293Redditors are subhuman scum who deserve to be shot.
the episodes for the last few years have felt incredibly insincere, the kingdom hearts video was ridiculous because you know sure as fuck bimmy never touched one of those trooncore games
>>222630351Now THIS is autism
>>222631556>No, I just find it weird that this board shits on everyone and everything and then for some reason always defends James and talks shit about the subreddit that shits on him.Show you how much we hate reddit and specifically truthers
>>222633490>James Gandolfini was 35 years old (born September 18, 1961) when the pilot episode of The Sopranos was filmed in August 1997.what the fuckI'm 36 but compared to Tony fuckin' Soprano in season 1, I'm a middle schooler
>>222627293Autism
>>222632080>He's gonna take you back to the past>To play some basic chords like Joe Pass
>>222630031>those 15 years you spent watching a middle aged mans hairline naturally recede while speculating about his wife and family
LOAD WAS HUGEhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787100481161814.webm
>>222627268The original gay e-celeb slop for zoomers
>>222633266Is that Adolf "Spoony" Hitleeeer?
>>222638982Joe Momma.
>It's good to be in something from the ground floor. James got in on the ground floor, now theres a million kids trying to be influencers thinking AI and shorts will make them rich.
