>Now make everybody he speaks to ask him to repeat himself because they couldn't understand him.
I can never if this is actually true (it's possible, given that I spend so much time alone I'm used to talking to myself rather than an audience) or if people just pretend not to hear because they think you're a loser and want to emasculate you
>>222627421You realize people are going to call you indian for that, right? Me, for example. Jeet.
I get this all the time, and am also told I speak quietly. I'm probably autistic but I've met actually autistic people who are way quieter than me and I hate speaking too loud and loud people but am otherwise very normal and have no anxiety about being in conversations. Pisses me off honestly
>now have the cashier laugh at his retarded voice while he is still in earshot
>>222627486me too but i can hear myself perfectly fine
>give that person who was rude to him 20 years ago cancer so he can laugh at their misfortune
>do not allow him to sleep for more than 5 hours a night
>>222627901My sleep has been shit for the past year and I feel like I can see it ageing me in real time
>ok, he's walking behind his work crush, have her fart directly in his path so he has to smell it
>now send the 20k 'migrants' into the city and have them rape meryl
>>222627421>He applied for the job? Send the rejection email at 1am.
>>222627421>Every once in a while, have an extra ask Truman why he has an accent and where he's from even though he's not an immigrant and doesn't have an accent
>>222627481Nobody pretends not to hear someone to dunk on them. You probably just mumble or whisper
Sometimes i can't understand people to the point they get mad so if i don't understand the second time i just smile and nod or something. This backfires sometimes.
>>222628055its the autism accent and its real
Who's been making these truman threads lately? Did some popular brown streamer post a video?
I think after covid people got socially retarded and can't understand speech anymore, it's also influenced by addiction to subtitled tiktok videos so people can't understand each other without subs anymore. Like I know I talk weird and I've always been autistic but people understood me fine before despite my speech flaws, now I have to repeat myself three times.
>>222628152>Did some popular brown streamer post a video?That must be it.>>222627952
>>222628138Idk, they think I'm American (I'm dutch and speak dutch). Parents divorced and remarried with foreigners (one I speak exclusively English with) so that probably explains it, like a Chtistopher Walken situation. But it's still strange how often people "clock" me for a foreigner so often, it has happened too many times now.
>>222627421>he’s making a gay/racist rage bait thread, make him accidentally upload a picture of himself
>>222628238Has this ever happened? Didn't Barneyfag do this once?
>>222628201These brownoids don't even understand the point of the movie. Truman needs to be real, but they make Christof make him do impossible things like "make him one inch taller and whiter"
>>222627901This shit annoys me so much God fucking damn
>>222628172Haha my wife makes that face when we haven't fucked in a while and I put it inShe's five foot tall and I've got seven inches, five and a half in circumference so it stretches her out nicely. She's described the feeling as "intensely filling, and scratching the best itch"It's unrelated to everything but I'm gonna divorce her lmao
>>222628255>Give Truman the ability to walk on water, heal lepers and turn water into wine>Make him gather a following and make him spread my doctrine>Then make the townspeaple crucify him>Then bring Truman back to life again, but now he's one inch taller and whiter
>>222628318ok pajeet
>now make him obsessed with "brown" and indian people>now make him post on 4chan 14 hours per day ruining every thread>now make him poop his diapers
>>222628318My wife makes that face when I stab her in the heart with my seven inch kitchen knife and she's bleeding out on the floor
>>222628360Kek
>Now give him a deep low voice so when he talks in noisy environments he can't tell if people heard him and it feels like they're ignoring you
Now make the water he's drinking turn into wine and reduce the gravity by one half. Make 2+2=5 and make him see a totally new colour that never existed before. Make him guess the number I'm thinking of and make everyone into retards that totally misunderstand this meme so they can't tell the difference between shit I can do and shit that I can't.
>>222628318saar!
>>222628355>>222628436Are you... okay?
>>222628360>defends indians>immediately mentions his poop fetish out of nowherehmmm. Wonder who posted this
>>222628405>make his voice high pitched in contrast to what people expect from his tough guy appearance
>>222628318Based sex haver. I, too, had sex this morning with my gf and she told me I have the perfect dick.
>>222628465Cocktwins!
>>222627421>now have them all accuse him of talking too loud in a public setting despite his certainty that he always speaks at about the same volumeAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE IT WHY AM I ALWAYS FAILING TO INTERFACE WITH OTHERS
>>222628448I assume all married guys on 4chan have fat wives and this is probably correct more often than it is wrong.
>>222628363Chris escaped jail it seems
>>222627486reminder you're talking to people who can't understand their native language on a TV anymore without subtitles
>>222628318Yes sar, I too have sex. I fuck her bloody even. I good sex maker very needful. High five, fellow american
>>222628485138 pounds. I can lift her up and eat her out if I'm horny enough.
>>222627494even the summary admits he thought it was a silly toy, and he didn't get what he wished for anyway.yet people still think he did something wrong.
>now make him lose the game and start breathing manually
>>222628500Not american. Why are you so obsessed with indians?
>>222627421>>222628055I thought this was just me. Didn't know people can literally hear my autism. Why can't normies just tell you there's something wrong with you? I wouldn't have spent my whole life hating myself if I knew I had autism from birth.
>>222627421But make them just bark "what?" after he said 5 sentences so isnt sure what they didnt understand
>now give him urethra scarring and post void dribble and constant urination
>>222628508>5’ tall and 138lbsYep, right again.
>>222628522
>>222628523>le obsessedDoes this dumb trick ever work?
>>222627885>"hey anon did you know [person who was an unlikeable shit to everyone back in school]?">...yeah>"oh well they died in a car crash" (in the same tone you'd use saying you saw them at some local event)>i guffaw>everyone present slowly turns to gawk at me in anger and shocklater learn the fucker was drunk and killed one of his passengers too, and everyone pissy with me already knew that. NPC retards.
>>222628508>138 poundscalled it
>>222627421This is something that can be worked on. Practice enunciating words out loud like an autist (I speak several languages and do this all the time). Slow down, speak with a more open mouth, don't be so afraid to be loud or heardBonus:Practice facial expressiveness. Make faces in front of a mirror, with different expressions like in The Sims. This has made people far more attentive to me. Yep you'll feel like an idiot maybe, but it can be kinda fun(my bad if you're already aware and this is unsolicited advice)
>>222627901had this from age 25 to 33 and now i'm 35, back to sleeping like the dead for 8hrs and snapping awake 5 mins before my alarm goes off. i missed being able to do that. i really did. 4-5 hrs is not enough evrn though i managed
>>222628528>Why can't normies just tell you there's something wrong with you?They bullied you, didn't they?
>>222628580pic
>>222628550>>222628564It's all ass (and thighs) and tits. She doesn't have a double chin, and her stomach is flat
>>222628497i always forget how degraded the average normalfag is
>>222628580fuck you're probably right i barely move my mouth
>>222627481This but repeating what you've just said with slightly changed wording - I'm 50/50 on whether my mates do that to pull my leg or actually aren't listening at all. "Yo guys, this girl has a fat ass!" I say to little reaction, then things happen and after a short moment one of the guys says "Look guys, what a fat ass on that girl!" to little reaction too, but it still leaves me wondering...
>>222628619stop blogposting about your imaginary braphog
>>222628651this happens when the group is actually tuning you out. they hear you but ignore it to the point of not realizing you said it rather than it being a subconscious thought.you see people do this a lot with chatterbox kids if you watch and listen
>>222628646it's okay anon, you're fine. We all have things we can work on.I like you for making this thread
>>222628619Uh huh.
>>222628672This. The less you speak the more power your words have.>>222628675
>>222628528Thing is, I don't have autism. Got tested and I didn't have it, and when I told people about it tgry said I didn't seem autistic
>he finally got married to a cute Asian girl, bought a house and have a cute hapa baby on the way?>introduce a busty blonde bombshell into his life, make her constantly around him
>>222628925>married to a cute Asian girl, bought a house and have a cute hapa baby on the way?absolutely disgusting
>make him lose his drivers licence but he's too lazy to go fill out the forms to get a replacement
>>222627486I'm on the other end where I can't hear certain people well, or there is a delay in me processing the full sentence.>"What do you want for lunch?">what I hear: "What ... you ... for lunch(?)?">(did they ask me what I had for lunch? if so when? or are they asking what I want now?)>"What was that?">"I said what do you want for-">(they are asking what I want to eat for lunch, I understand the full question)>"That taco place sounds good."It is annoying for them and myself.
>>222627421sounds like you need to speak up and enunciate nigga
>he's getting invested in anime, fantasy series or comic book?>make his favorite character job embarrassingly and get sidelined
>>222627421It's worse when they don't hear you and don't ask to say again. >>222629075>person says something>I hear noise like Charlie Brown>what?>repeats self, more carefully + I'm actively listening>STILL gibberish>one more time>perfectly fine words + but now they're annoyedHappens with strangers or friends.
>>222629075I have pretty bad ADHD and when I'm overstimulated this gets really bad, rarely to the point where conversatikns ate practically impossible
>>222627421>And make everyone jumpscared when you say greet them because they can't hear you coming I've literally had to stomp my feet to make sure they hear me coming these days.
>>222627421oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>222627481the general public doesn't care and doesn't have a stake in making fun of you, but if you've ever been in a relationship with someone who has stopped liking you but doesn't want to break up with you, this is 100% realthey resent you and start doing catty shit to express it, one being this type of shitting on you just for talking
>>222627486it's that autists are just more sensitive to sound.normal conversion among normalfags is them yelling at each other.they also blast music and sound at full volume into their ears.
>>222628672That makes sense, I'd call myself a chatterbox. I guess it's a good reason to work on filtering the raw sewage spewing out of my mouth and give it some quality
>>222628485Nobody on 4chan had a wife. Sick of these normiefag liars
>>222627421>okay now interrupt whatever he’s doing by loudly yelling his name from behind from across the room, powerwalk silently towards him for 10 seconds and then start with an ‘um,’ look at what he’s doing over his shoulder, then ask him an unrelated accusatory question with a false premise that doesn’t have enough information to restructure and solve (why didnt you count the red one 832 like you were supposed to? (Huh? And it turns out i actually did)) then interrupt his answer by repeating yourself, then start reading off his paper and start talking around the problem he is already solving, accusing it of being incorrect and just fighting the point you’re missing, demanding an explanation for what is already being solved, and keep working on the now-solved problem slowly reaching the same solution, then later tell everyone around you that you’ve been working on this big problem for days and he’s doing nothing (problem has long since been solved)This is my weakness by the way
>>222630235This sounds like faggot engineering drama. Lame as fuck.
>>222629779>oh no loud musicautismos are so useless
>>222627481I'm sorry, can you please say that again?
>now that he is in a relationship, get a bunch of hot women to start flirting with him>good, now have his gf leave on an extended business trip>now that he is struggling with temptation; have the hot chicks bring him dinner one night>increase flirtation, excellent>get ready everyone, have the hot chick lean for a kiss>have the gf ready to walk through the door right before their lips meet>perfect, that's a wrap everyone. good job
>>222627421Sorry that's me. I do this ALL the time with people because of APD
>is the sun out? Make sure the only seat available is facing the sun for the hour long commute to work>also make sure the driver turns the AC off>what's he listening to? A chill podcast about Christian philosophy?>get the guy behind it to start yelling in Sudanese on his face time call>ok at the next stop, have the obese wog sit next to him>have him open up tik tok and scroll reels at full blast
>>222630885>behind ithim
