Why so little hype for Lanterns?
If it was even slightly okay people would be raving about it wallah Andor or that show with the chick from that lawyer show with the feet.
Because it is pure evil incarnate woke rape against Hal Jordan.And no a black Lantern in a vacuum is not a problem whatsoever. Jon was great in the DCAU.The problem is making Hal a LastJedi/DialofDestiny husk of his former self while dialing up the hostility between him and Jon to preposterous levels while also making Jon a seethingly entitled smug cunt.The MCU made massive mistakes with SamCap but the 1 atrocity they miraculously avoided was having him trash Steve in anyway (so far)
>>222628070First ep is mostly okay. 6/10.>they're allowed to have tantrums>we're all aliens>cuck shitIt has potential if the divisive people running it could just be normal, but they wont.If you read reviews from those who got more episodes and it sounds like the show is going to have a lot of racebait.>lindelofBut I guess you're retarded if you didn't already know that.Kelly Macdonald is still cute. She must be 50.
>>222628070>First 10 minutesoh shit nice dynamic, passing the torch story with a impeccable Jon stewart casting, quite intrigued 8/10>Rest is just some reacherlike corrupt town with "undercover aliens" to not use CG and moneyHoly mother of BORING
>>222628070>black peopleugh
>>222628070Because no one cares about any DC character outside of Batman or Superman (and Superman is a very distant second)
>>222628070Spoilers revealed too much
i'm not sure who this show is really for. its still too in the weeds for someone whos never heard of green lantern and its gonna be divisive at best for the people who are familiar
>>222628070Because Green Lantern is a boring hero no one gives a shit about.
>>222628612Shut up Parallax.
green lantern fucking sucks because he has the coolest powers and doesnt use them for shit
>>222628868He uses them throughout the whole episode thoughever
>>222628070Where are the Lanterns?
>>222628070Because Green Lantern always sucked. DC is a pile of irrelevant dogshit propped up by the big 2.
>>222629043Fuck you zaslav
>>222628140When you realize Hal is unironically right to be antagonistic toward John because he was chosen by the Guardians rather than the ring, that Stewart was totally entitled and has been shown up by Hal numerous times already (was right about informing the sheriff on the football field and about going to jail so he’d eventually meet the lawyer), that Hal discovered what the Guardians did in Sector 666 soon after uploading his consciousness in 2006 to explain why he’s jaded and that’s why he didn’t want to upload the new data in his backup consciousness, that Stewart STILL didn’t get chosen by the ring despite Guy getting it in 2026, and Hal has in no way been shown to be incompetent, wrong, stupid, lazy, and is pretty much the only wise, competent character in this show, will you apologize?
>most WOKE show since WATCHMEN (Disparu)no thanks
>>222628140>everyone is praising Hal as being the most entertaining part of the show>NOOO STOP IT HAVING PERSONALITY IS WOKEYou are a dumb nigger.>while also making Jon a seethingly entitled smug cuntBecause he is. The whole point of his character is that he thinks that he's ready for the ring because Green Lantern mantle can be treated as just another military job that can be bruteforced through discipline.
>>222628070>LanternsIs that pervy Guy guy one of them? Otherwise I won't bother.
>>222629822He’ll be in the series but not a main character. He’ll probably be in the next episode.
>>222628612He works best as a solo green lantern and only in cartoon form. Multiple green lanterns become redundant, and people lose interest quickly.
>>222628070the cuckold BBC scene was super necessary
>>222629005Hal frogot about eet
>>222629930Okay, I'll give it a go.
>>222628070>LindeloffGee I wonder
>>222628070What's the point? They killed Hal Jordan. Are we gonna pretend that SInestro and John have an existent rivalry? Star Spahire? Atrocitus?No one gives a shit about John when he's not next to Hawkgirl on JLU
>>222628070Seems like it wasn’t made for me so I won’t be watching.
>>222628070cause they killed off the white guy in the first episode and we'll only see him in flashbacks cause it's the black mans time now?
>>222632305i was fine with them being buddy cops, but killing off Hal was a step too far. guy who plays Stewart also seems like a personality vacuum.
>>222628070Never cared about Green Lantern even when the main was Hal Jordan. I also basically don´t care about live action capeshit because they consistently avoid adapting anything interesting from comic books. I admit i temporary dared to hope for more complexity when the whole cinematic universes thing started but, honestly, i should have known better. Now i avoid recognizable capeshit brands with extreme prejudice.
>>222628070>A TV show about a White man who hands over everything to the younger Black person who's better than him in every way even though he only got that far off of race-cards because it's called progress
>>222628185You forgot the part where Hal knows the guy is an alien because he's from Nebraska and doesn't go on a racist tirade at the mention of Barack Obama.
>>222628070>we think the green in green lantern is dumb>we are literally ripping off true detective>watch our slopno thanks
>>222632665Or knows where Harry Potter goes to.
>>222632122>>222632305meh, it's probably a fake out anyway
>>222628070seems shit. granted i'm not a capeshitter so maybe this is tuesday for those who are, but i find it beyond laughable that a guy who supposedly protects earth from galactic threats is treated as a nuisance by some American small town sheriff (?!) and is somehow below in pecking order.
>>222632706I was talking about the assumption that people from Nebraska are racist and MUST launch into a speech at the mention of Obama or something is wrong.
>>222628070I know dead Hal is almost certainly just a shape shifting alien, but it's really fucked up that the "greatest green lantern" is shown dying alone and unmourned after his entire career as a superhero. I thought this trend was over.
>>222632665>>222632804You don't even need to an American to understand the "the first black US president" is the expected answer.
>>222633071>I know dead Hal is almost certainly just a shape shifting alienIt isn't. The creators already said he's dead-dead, and the mystery is why, how and who.
>>222633187If the creators were coy about it, then it would spoil the reveal.
>>222628070>DC>DC on TV>James Gunn and his cuck fetish>Kike Lendiloff and Spook agent Tom King>Show about space cops is about wacism in small town AmericaI can't think of one reason to watch this anon.
>>222628070Nobody has HBO max
>>222628070>Why so little hype for Lanterns?Because I don't watch communism.
>>222633187>>222633215Whether he's dead or not we're getting a full season of Hal kino. But if he's truly dead then it might drop off like crazy in future season(s).
>>222628070Why do white people keep putting cuckshit in their television and film?
Tbh it really really feels like they want to create a true detective but with green lanterns shit.Which may be an interesting idea or total bullshit.So far the absolutely obvious and in your face woke comments about aliens=migrants in the first episode makes me think this theme will run along the whole season and it will be quite shit to put up with it, but I'm willing to watch till episode 5, not looking good tho
Why would I want to watch a fantastical superhero show thats that fucking grey and ugly?
>>222628070The show used Ai in its production.I don’t support Ai slop.
>>222628070>We have True Detective season 1 at home
>>222633137Did you miss the part when Hal specifically pointed out he was from Nebraska and then put emphasis one the middle name HUSSEIN. Did you watch this episode or just a clip?
Too much cursing.No action.Everyone acts like they're too cool for school.
>>222635003The flying looked AI AF.
>>222628070Turned it off the second it had interracial sex
>>222636618…to hop on a proper porn site and rub one out real quick.
>>222635435Yea that means he should have particularly strong feelings about that and therefore have no excuse to omit the obvious.
>>222637426Then what the fuck are you complaining about in that post then? He is implying that being white from Nebraska means you are a racist and can't hear the name Obama with ranting. What are you not understanding?
>>222637599>can't hear the name Obama with ranting.Correction: can't hear the name Obama without ranting
>>222637599Nigga please. He doesn't have to be racist not to be oblivious to what makes Barack Hussein Obama stand out.
>>222628070Thought it was pretty good, the casting in genuinely perfect for Hal and John.
>>222638119In your opinion; Anyone from Nebraska, of any race or political tilt, would immediately start ranting about Obama's middle name whenever he came up in conversation. You believe that scene would have been the same if the alien had been Asian or Hispanic and does not depend on the guy being white?If your answer is 'yes' then you are either playing dumb or actually dumb. Either way, I'll leave you to it.
>1960's>Low income house had a color TVI call bullshit good sir
>>222628070>What if a superhero story was written by villains
