"We're not so different you and I" editionPrevious >>222704943
First for Black Aly
Rhaenys and Corlys should've been Queen and King
>>222717418monke
>>222717418femcel alicent
>Foes and false posters are all around me, Lord ...Semoc Eh. They infest my city like BASTARDS!!, and at night I feel them crawling over me." The black man's fingers coiled into a fist, and all his dreadlocks trembled. "My son Crabfeeder Poster came to the Thread a guest. He ate Lord TAOOBA's bread and salt, and hung his shitpost upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Bloodraven Posters choke upon their fables. I drink with Eggshota Poster, jape with Lukeshota Poster, promise Rhaenyrayuri Poster the hand of my own beloved grandposter… but never think that means I have forgotten. The Velaryons remembers, Lord ...Semoc Eh. The Velaryons remembers, and the bastard's farce is almost done. My brother is home."
>zero hot chicks Is this show for fags and women or something?
....semoc eH
What went wrong?
>>222717468holy almond activation
>>222717563Bad writers.
>>222717529
gonna miss haelaena's milkers
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
>>222717563Yurifaggotry
>>222717701Is he top or bottom?
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222717418>making alicent mog nyra even harderno wonder they didn't go with the canon hair
>>222717556!on ,on ,oN
Why is House Beesbury so popular?
>>222717735Bottom all the way down.
>>222717657Looks like a female video game character who isn’t the main one
>>222717418>jomon vs yayoi
Can we PLEASE get more Mysaria scenes? They're soooo good.
>>222717921kek spot on
>>222717529there hasn't been any bobs shown only cocks
>>222717985eet's wat da peepol wunt
KINSLAYAH!!
>>222717949>>222718016
>>222718016>introduce a bowlcut guy with no name>he beats the shit out of the main character of the showwhat the fuck are condal and hess thinking?
>>222718116They aren’t.
>>222718116>>222718151>baw I hate surprising thingshe's called Jon Roxton and it worked great, stop being retards.
>>222717874They're the bees knees, the honey of my eye, the sweetness between the thighs
>>222718016CHILD KILLAH!!
>>222718116this soooo much, they need every character to loudly announce who they are so I can watch from the corner of my eye as I stare at my phone
>>222717563There’s deleted scene of him crying in alicents arms
>>222717477They should've been, but their big problem was that Laenor was a fag. Maybe it would've been for the best to make him a septon and then marry Laena off to Vaemond or one of his sons.
>>222718268>There’s deleted scene of him crying in alicents arms
>>222717563The love triangle being one of the causes for the war would've been too kino, HBO is only interested in getting the hambeast and homo audience.
Favourite House?For me, it's Mallister!
>>222718278>when your husband tries to stop you from killing your kids
ITS UP
>You break law… and centuries of tradition to install your daughter as heir.>Yet you dare tell me… who deserves to inherit the name Velaryon.>No.>I will not allow it.>“Allow it”?>Do not forget yourself, Vaemond.Without being racist, who was objectively in the wrong here?
>>222718620It's not up for debate. The monarch rules by the will of the gods and is the fount of morality and truth. If the king (or queen) says it, it's true.
>>222717916These are the hottest. Them and vilainesses.
How do we feel about Baemyra?
>>222718639Gotta be bait.
>>222718671Not my place to be questioning royalty.
>>222718639>If the king says it, it's true.Well well well
>>222718639Nope. The king is subject to law and custom.
>>222718690>Not my place to be questioning royalty.No problem, we'll leave that Ser Jaime then.
>>222718709>>222718717The monarch operates under tradition by his or her grace. They are not bound by it. Tell me more about the traditional Andal custom of being ruled by Dragonlords.
>>222718620Technically Vaemond was in the wrong for trying this power play while his brother was indisposed, but the Corlys should have seen to it before anyway.
>>222717563Wait... but they are?
>>222718747That based nigger had no chillhttps://youtu.be/AJL3_qN7J5c?si=vB4y5NWQG3t_X_LP
>>222718745Nah. It was your kind of arrogance that led to the dance, the death of the dragons, and the extinction of the Targcucks, btw.
>>222718670why
>>222718745>They are not bound by itThey are, and when they break it they get righteously usurped overthrown and raped as shown throughout history
>>222718720How can I become as handsome as Jaime?
>>222718639>will of the godswhich gods
>>222717468for me it's helaena milkers
>>222718853The ones they converted to and worship after casting aside their old false ones
>>222718853The Lion of Night and the Maiden Made of Light.
The lion of night is the deified moon and the maiden of light is the deified sun
There's a new King of Streaming. It's so fucking over for GRRM>>222718881>Masters of the Universe exceeded House of the Dragon's total cumulative streaming hours for all 8 episodes in only 1 weekI KNEEL
>>222718867
>>222717529>Is this show for fags and women or something?Obviously, does anyone even refute this anymore? Dunk is for actual people
>>222718823they both have kinoses
You may not like it but the lord of light wants Trump alive.
>>222719019What the fuck is that filename?Also, that started out as a WEBM.
>>222717468Do you think Cregan ever unloaded on those bad boys, or was he a strictly sex-is-for-procreation kinda guy?
>>222717418i'm rewatching Game of Thrones and i fogot how fucking aweful Cathelyn Stark wasaweful person that makes very dumb mistakes like capturing TyrionAnd shes just such a bitch in general
>>222719358Cregan unloaded on boys (bad or otherwise) for pleasure, on women for procreation only.
>>222709670I'd watch an animated series in his style. Or hentai vids.
>>222719413She is the primary hero of the franchise. Tyrion needed to be captured to determine his innocence or guilt. When the seven revealed that he was innocent he was released in accordance with the law. Was she mean to Jon Snow? Perhaps. But the only common message of ASOIAF as a franchise is to never trust bastards. Rhaenerya gave birth to three bastards and nearly destroyed the realm. The Blackfyre bastards caused countless wars. Cersei and her bastards were the worst thing to ever happen to Westeros.In the end it was Catelyn Tully's son Bran Stark that won not the bastard Jon Snow.
>>222719438Leave Cregan out of your faggotry. You have a whole cast of male characters whom you can pretend are gay.
>>222719413Layman opinion.
>>222719511The hour of the wolf is what they called it when Cregan Stark came out of his chambers at night with a raging erection for man ass.
Why did Stannis chop the fingers off the guy who single handedly saved the war effort
>>222719452Some of the characters are really pretty in his style.
>>222719556He was a smuggler. A good act does not wash out the bad.
>>222719556Punishment for disobeying king Aerys.
>>222719488>Kidnaps Tyrion and takes him to the Vale, then is surprised Tywin is unleashed a holocaust on the Riverlands>Nags Ned to go down South, tells him to trust Littlefinger>Robb, this man with the flag of a flayed body, is Roose Bolton, lord of the DREADFORT, you can trust him>Scolds Robb in front of the Northern lords including Roose>FREES JAIME LANNISTER because he swore on his pinky toe he would bring back her girls
>>222719585But Robert's Rebellion is one big fuck you to Aerys?
>>222719488She is a bitch to Jon Snow but also to others like Robs wifeShae is also annoying btw>look at me i'm a whore but i also make all kind of demands
Gin Alley
>>222719605>rule the North for 8000 years or something>marry a t*lly >instantly lose Winterfell and become near extinct
>>222719605>Nags Ned to go down South, tells him to trust LittlefingerLittlefinger got everyone fooled.>Robb, this man with the flag of a flayed body, is Roose Bolton, lord of the DREADFORT, you can trust himBoltons haven't acted up for centuries.>Scolds Robb in front of the Northern lords including RooseDoes she?>FREES JAIME LANNISTER because he swore on his pinky toe he would bring back her girlsGrief and desperation.
>>222719648>She is a bitch to Jon Snow but also to others like Robs wifeNot even in the show. She's always polite to Jeyne/Talisa.
It always makes me sad Robert basically sealed Ned's fate by begging him to stay after Ned lost the duel with Jamie because he just needed his best friend on his council. Had he let Ned go back north the War of 5 Kings would have been much smoother or wouldn't have happened at all
Nyra won.Daemon won.Greencel bloodline ended in ruin.
Heh, this character makes a foolish or reckless decision that I, much smarter viewer, would have never made in hindsight
I think the Starks had too many childrenI mean Jon Robb Sansa Arya that was enough we didn't need the cripple or that irrelevant nobody
>>222719777>Greencel bloodline ended in ruin.Blacksissies you mean.
>>222719777all of these are her descendants??
>>222719823Cripple is the most important one.
>>222719846>all of these are her descendants??Yes. Every single person there is blood related to Rhaenyra or Daemon.
>>222719774just watched this scene where she is snarky to her while knitting some weird thing>no you cannot make one>only a mother can make one>hahaha you are not a mother fucking looser
>>222719823Jon doesn't count
>>222719488Daemon wasn't a bastard.
>>222719777is her pussy this powerful
>>222719857because Martin just had to cram 3 super special chosen ones in one family that's the issue I meant
>>222719823That "irrelevant nobody" will save the Starks when he comes out of Skagos at the head of an army of cannibals. Taking a Skagosi cannibal princess as a wife will also wash out the weakness from the Tully genes.
drinks for allAT THE PLEASURE OF THE CROWN
>>222717418watched the five first minutes of season 3the cringe made me quit
>>222719860>Every single person there is blood related to Rhaenyra or DaemonGrim. Also how is Brienne related to her?
>>222719930Good decision
>>222718794Alicent used ser Criston for her pleasure like Rhaenyra but was more classy about it so he never realized.
>>222719936House Tarth is descended from her line.
>>222719860>all are dead>brienne isnt related to her at allget fucked
>I love your red hairWhat did Jon mean by this?
>>222719970>brienne isnt related to her at allAI instantly BTFO retard on /tv/
>>222719776I think Robert isn't blamed enough for shit going so bad. He literally let Varys, Littlefinger and the Lannisters run amok doing their shit and went ''Ah whatever'' and decided to drink and whore himself instead.
>>222719970WHORE
>>222719982>“Would you bed your sister?”>“Sansa’s not my sister.”
>>222719994Actually read the fucking bookthe connection to the targs is a theory, there's 0 proof in the material that supports ityou fucking show-only retard
>>222720011He wasn't fit to lead and he knew it. He really should have just taken his sword and become a merc like he suggested, dying on a random battlefield in the middle of nowhere. Of course, that leaves the kingdom with Joffrey much sooner so that's not great either though at that point Tywin probably could have salvaged his rule
>>222720059The guidebooks are canon. Kill yourself nigger faggot.
>>222720011He does get blamed, what are you talking about?Someone who actually isn't blamed enough is Jon Arryn, considering he's the one that did the actual ruling. He's also the one that put Littlefinger on the council.
>The guidebooks are canon
>>222720085Post the text then retardthe whole ''aegon Vs daughter married into the tarth family is an assumption at best
Why did Renly challenge Stannis' claim like some kind of faggot
The truth is none of the books are canon. Only the HBO series is canon. GRRM said so himself.
>>222720100I miss him alreadyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787427030553712.mp4
>>222719777>all die horribly except brienne>house targaryen is destroyed Where did things go so wrong? Aegon IV?
>>222720154Daeron IIif Daemon took the crown instead there would be 0 issues from that point onward
>>222720059>>222720109>debating someone who cites redditCome on, anon. Ignore the troon, it's just fishing for attention.
>>222720085>>222720109bystander here
after fucking around in the north with his little army of northmen, Robb should have just retreated to the North and use Moat Cailin as a defensive position
>>222720171You were saying something about reddit and trannies?>>222720177
>>222720116Renly knew that Stannis had never won a land battle against a peer opponent and so he wouldn't make a very good king.
>>222720168This. The Blackfyres were the last chance Westeros had
>>222719952So... you're telling me Criston did nothing wrong and in fact, he should have murdered even more people?
>>222719994>ai sourcing from Reddit theories Lmao retard
Greens are really carrying this shit show, huh? Despite the writer's best attempts to make them seem like the baddies.
>>222717418HotD will have spent 8 years of production time, the better part of a decade, to do not even 40 episodes of "what would you have me do?" scenes and the occasional PS3 era dragon battle.
Was killing THE RATCATCHERS worse than the Doom of Valyria?
>>222718794That's how it should've been, but le strong woman dowager queen can't fall in love with the misogynist lord commander who along with her sons won't move aside and let her use her superior ruling skills.She smartly uses him to have access to the power he holds and for her own satisfaction instead.
>>222720222Yes. Daemon for example.
My 8 inch cock would turn they to she.
Apologies for poor english, why Stannis burn precious innocent daughter because it was snowing?
>>222720177its impossible for Brienne to both have duncans blood and targ blood.Unless there some heavy cuckholding involved
>>222720569>ynr the /got/hotd/dunk/ phase when Anons kept asking about how safe Shireen's blowjobs would be
>>222720581>its impossible for Brienne to both have duncans blood and targ blood.>Unless there some heavy cuckholding involvedFake news. Dunc fucked a Targ girl and cummied on her albino skinned purple-eyed eggie weggies.
>>222720595What I want to know is how Stannis imagined her being placed on the throne in the event of his deathhow would she continue the line?
>>222720569What would you have him do?
>>222720621Apologies for poor english but I not understand answer. Why burn precious innocent daughter because of a little snow?
helaena commited suicide for basically no reason other than autism and spending a few days with rhaenyra. but ryan said the main focus of s4 will be aegon, aemond, rhae and daemon. but aemond and helaena die like a few days apart in the book. the timeline is compeltely fucked up
>>222720569>burns shireen>no more blizzards after that even tho it's winter
>>222720682Why make soldiers watch? I not want fight for father who burn precious innocent daughter. Very evil and not my king.
>>222720666The show wants you to believe it was because she was le sad political prisoner and would never “be free” and her hunger strike was forcefully ended. We all know, however, the show failed to successfully communicate any of that to the viewer. I think if we keep in mind that this show is written scene to scene instead of episode to episode, it makes a lot more sense why nothing the characters do is consistent z
>>222720666Nah she killed herself because in her dreams she saw 0 happy endings for her or her childRhaenyra would keep her and the kid as a hostage for their entire lives and at her mercy if her brothers ever tried to do anything about it.She can run, she can fight, she can do nothing and in her dreams it still all leads to the long night. Except the dreams never tell her WHEN the long night happens. Thats why every dreamer becomes a depressed mess or straight up insane like Daeron. You're constantly bombarded with visions of the apocalypse.
>>222720711Stannis kind of forgot soldiers are human beings and morale was low to begin with
>>222720776Nice brapper.
>>222720730That’s gay and convoluted as fuck
>>222718116Why is it always the speedwatchers that complain?
>>222720861The same thing happened with Daenys when she predicted the doomshe was just lucky it happened on a relatively short notice and she was proven correct
>>222720727I thought she refused to eat because she was afraid the food will have abortion tea inside, like Alicent's soup. When Rhaenyra forcefed her she was certain it was to kill the claimant and she truly wanted to protect that baby.
regardless of what you think of hotd, you can't deny Emma D'Arcy and Matt Smith were perfectly cast
>>222720942Emma is a terrible Rhaenyra and Daemon should have been played by a more handsome actor.
>>222720965Why is it important for Daemon to be more handsome? are you a fag?
>>222720620Marry Willas Tyrell or Trystane Martell.
>>222720965true. emma looks like hunter schafer and it's off-putting. and matt smith has that weird high voice that is laughable.
>>222720891imagine if daenys just jumped from some tower because she dreamed of the doom lmao. the problem was helaena was a dreamer and on top of that she had autism
>>222720979If I wanted to look at weird looking and/or ugly people I would go on a walk.
>>222720940>she truly wanted to protect that baby>kills herselfI get what they were TRYING to show but they failed to make it make sense hence why grrm threw a fit way years ago when he saw how that hack Condal was gonna do it.
is it me or does daemon keep getting fatter with every season
>>222721014>>she truly wanted to protect that baby>>kills herselfShe thought baby is already dead from moon tea.
Greens be like:>I have no cock and I must rape
Blacks be like>ayo muh dick bix nood madafucka bitch ahh nigga
Is Ormund dyeing Daeron's hair? He must be, right? It wouldn't make sense for Rhaenyra and Daemon to have 0 knowledge of his natural hair color.
>>222721087>my sweet boy, with brown hair you look almost not subhuman
>>222721087Rhaenyra and Daemon seem really stupid in the show.
>>222721002i actually think making helaena a dreamer was a great idea but the execution was so bad>she can see the future but she cant change it so she does nothing and then kills herselfthis is literally the worst possible way to handle a dreamer character. the tragedy of cassandra is that she desperately tried to change the future but she couldnt because nobody believed her. if she instead said "eh whatever, i cant change anything anyways, lets just do nothing" she wouldn't be tragic, just retarded and boring. they had a good idea and ruined it by being shit writers. at least all the ao3 shippers benefited from it
>>222721035No. No she didn't. Stop being a fucking retard.She got force fed food because a pregnant woman is supposed to eat food to sustain her baby. This is 101 motherhood.IF Rhaneyra wanted her baby dead, she would simply get a kingsguard to strangle her in her bed, and nobody would care at all.
Tyrells are upjumped stewardsREACH TO THE HIGHTOWERS NOWWWWWWWWW
>>222721198We know Rhaenyra wanted to help, but Helaena didn't. It's the same woman, who as far as she knows, had Jaehaerys killed.>IF Rhaneyra wanted her baby dead, she would simply get a kingsguard to strangle her in her bed, and nobody would care at all.That would kill both mother and the child and be an obvious murder, while abortion can be swept as a natural miscarriage.
>>222720942I can deny and I do.
>>222721354Helaena is a retard who can't even communicate properly. She is only alive because of the mercy Rhaneyra gave her, that alone should ease her up. If Rhaenyra actually killed her straight up, the court would probably actually like Rhaenyra MORE, becaue it alteast shows she got SOME backbone!
QUEEN OF B
>>222718620Vaemond is a grasping nobody, a poor relation who doesn't have the authority to dictate a fart in Driftmark.Him being delusional enough to think that he can allow or disallow anything is like Damion Lannister getting it into his head that he decides who beats the name Lannister.
>>222721465>Helaena is a retard who can't even communicate properly. She is only alive because of the mercy Rhaneyra gave herThe deal with SCAMnyra was Alicent and Helaena going free though.>Rhaenyra actually killed her straight up, the court would probably actually like Rhaenyra MOREPic.
>>222721480this, he should have just accepted his white nephews and been a positive influencei hate the fact that GRRM pulled vaemond's daughter out of thin air for Aegon III to marry
>>222721522>WE WUZ KINGZ AND SHIT AINT NO WAY YOUR OLD BITCH ASS IS GONNA TELL ME HOW TO RUN DA VELARYON HOUSE HOMIE YOU BE TRIPPIN IF YOU THINK SO AND THESE CRACKERS AINT NO FUCKING NEPHEWS OF MINE
>>222721548>he should have just accepted his white nephews and been a positive influence>and end his bloodlineWE MUST FIGHT FOR MY WIFE’SSONS!
>>222721567History remembers NAMES, not blood. If anything having white nephews should have been a boon to Vaemond.Someone post Jace or Luke to prove me right. They're good boys!
>>222721522based
>>222721519Oh yeah, you totally got me with that stock picture.How about you face the facts you only like Helaena because she got big tits in the show.Man, I'd say you're as dumb as a rock, but that would be an insult to inanimate objects.
Imagine the end is Queen Alicent ruling the Kingdoms as regent, and the realm enjoys a long peace and bountiful Summer. The best ending. She can have Aegon III, Halaena and Jaehaera sit with her as she reads with them the great history of the Hightowers, and the wonderful Faith of the Seven. She'll talk about how the evil Rhaenyra attempted to destroy the realm for her own selfish greed, causing Aegon III (castrated btw) to believe strongly that she was a usurper and that his uncle was the true King.
>>222717418reminder that alicent groomed viserys and rhaenyra raped ser criston
>>222721611I never said I liked Helaena or that she is smart.You fail the Sally-Ann test, don't you?
>>222721635>>222721635>viserys groomed alicentFtfy>rhaenyra raped ser cristonCorrect, Mysaria as well
>>222721649What are you even talking about?She killed herself, after saying in previous episodes she wanted to give birth to the baby.Her refusing to eat doesn't make any fucking sense.And as much as I hate Rhaneyra she was 100% right in that situation, actually a moment of kindness from her.
>>222721567The strong boys would have been objective improvements to the Velaryon racial stock.All Valaryanz should be mandated by law to pay a Celtigar BULL to impregnate their wives until whatever unholy Brindleman bloodline Corlys' father brought home from Sothyros disapears.
>>222721522Tell them brother
Courtnay Peneose is my favorite Nyra descendant
>>222722095>he dies horribly like the othersKinda creepy, like they're cursed.But why do you like him? I wonder if he knew Renly was gay.
We are the soldiers of Queen RhaenyraThe Realm's most moral armyAnd we have discovered a solution toA most preplexing quandryThe human shield where the Hightower hides behindA human shild what do you do let the Hightower goWell we say no, human shields are expendableBecause they're animalsSo we propose to go andBurn the shields bu bu burn the shields
>>222722187>Bring on your storm, my lord - and recall, if you do, the name of this castle.
>>222722250>telling the guy that's aware of how difficult the castle is to take that the castle would be difficult to takeIt probably sounded cooler in his head, I guess. Kind of treasonous though, since by law Stannis was his lord and king with Renly dead.
>>222722224Could it be? Could the Blacks be based bros beside us?
greencels will never have this
>50 posts deletedI can't tell if janny is a greencel or a blacksissy. He deletes posts at random.
>>222722224cool it with the antivalyrianism
>>222722391Kekarino
>>222722334What is it like to make passionate love?
Who else is Team White?Ulf White is the best character left in the show.
>>222722499Checked like a slice of heaven on earth
>>222722391He's a maester
>>222722614>GET THIS, HE DOES IT FOR FREE!>GUY’S AN ONLINE JANITOR.
Comfiest house?I'd say it's Mallister. >fertile lands technically in the riverlands, but tucked away in the northwest and so difficult to be attacked>access to the clean water of the Blue Fork>a center for trade>the Twins blocks any attacks from the north>ironborn are legitimately afraid of Seagard and have only attacked it once in 300 years>cool eagle sigil
>>222722669Connington’s POV is biased because it’s his childhood home but Griffin’s Roost seems like an awesome seat because it has a tower with a great view of the sea and a hidden cove under the castle.
Aegon penis status?
>>222722507based
>>222719982>cat treats him like shit his whole life>develops of a thing for redheads who make him feel inferior >may also have a deep memory of her sitting by his bedside when he had the poxYeah that checks out
>>222723034
>>222722507How does Rhaenyra treat Ulf and Hugh in the book? It seems crazy to have two peasant dragonriders who will follow your orders as long as you keep them happy and you can't even give them one ale with the lads. she wouldn't even get Hugh a house lmao
>>222723178She got her gf meesaria a manse
>>222717418
>>222723178Daemon wanted to give them Rosby and Stokeworth but Rhaenyra said no.
I hope in Dunk season 2 Ira doesn’t dress the peasants up in brown grey rags Hollywood style
>>222722334>fucking your old busted niece who shat many bastards>her prime pussy was fucked by Greenchad>she cucks you with your old asian whoreWow what a win blacks
COME ON AND SLAM
>>222723968And then daemon leaves her for daughterpussy
Rhaenyra will never be a waifu Rhaenyra will never be a meme Rhaenyra will never be a queen All she is is a notch in the belt of chud victories
>>222723968bruh
>>222723968fanfiction>>222724161fanfictionDaily reminder that Rhaenyra's virginity was taken by Daemon when she was three-and-ten. Daily reminder that Nettles was a bastard of Daemon and he didn't fuck her. Daily reminder that Green trannies LOVE to stir up shit by spreading their cuckold fetishes and rape fantasies by projecting their disgusting mind-fucked problems onto other characters of the series who don't partake.
Why did Martin write a 13 yo being raped by a warlord?
>>222724535Historically accurate fiction The real question is why did Daemon cheat on Rhaenyra with Nettles
>>222717529Every line is written with the mental question: "how would the burlington bar react to this?"
>>222719982He was always jealous of Robb.
>>222717418SAXOwith MONKErightNOW
>>222724588>why did Daemon cheat on Rhaenyra with NettlesRhaenyra got too old and fat and daemon had a daughter fucking fetish, contrasting with aemond who had a mommy fucking fetish
>>222724790>offers to legitimize youHow do you respond?
>>222717657>random female warrior and nobody says a wordSo is this a patriarchy or not?
>>222724810>You can't be the Lord of Winterfell, you're bastard-born, he heard Robb say again. And the stone kings were growling at him with granite tongues. You do not belong here. This is not your place. When Jon closed his eyes he saw the heart tree, with its pale limbs, red leaves, and solemn face. The weirwood was the heart of Winterfell, Lord Eddard always said… but to save the castle Jon would have to tear that heart up by its ancient roots, and feed it to the red woman's hungry fire god. I have no right, he thought. Winterfell belongs to the old gods.
>>222724810>ah dun wan et, ah nevah hav
>>222724790STANNISSTANNISSTANNIS
>>222718116probably the most based moment of the season
>>222724790Why is he so awesome?
I don't understand why Stannis is 35 in the books but played by a 55 yo guy in the show, that completely changes his character
>>222718314For me it's House Mooton
>>222725062Sean Bean was 51 playing 35 yo Ned Stark
>>222724491KEK your Queen Sara Hess writing aka Black Lover is canon now
>>222725062Everybody in the books is ridiculously young. Cat's casting is still the worst in the series. Instead of a 35 year old milf we got a grampa looking broad.
>>222720569She was a secret Lannister, you can only kill them when it snows
Would anyone really be listening to these twink leaders?
Dunk is trash and Egg is a weirdo
>>222725353Me.
Why did they cast a conventionally attractive actor for Ramsay
>>222725737Fujobait with Theon.
>my favorite Cersei chapter is the one where she randomly starts bragging about how she wants to torture a 13 year old girl to death
>>222725737>Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.>Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.>I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.>I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.>Ramsay Bolton,>Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.
fuck dany
>>222725737he looks like a beatle
>>222725997I wish
>battle of the bastards was a decade agoAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WTF
>>222717468This was my hideous wife I had to beatto death with a rock because she’s so ugly
>>222726114ok daemon
>>222725260>Cat's casting is still the worst in the series.you mean Catelyn mcgonagall?
name the armor, the stats, the bonuses, and the requirements
>>222726046>battle of the bastardsits where i noticed the downfall
>>222720100The cookbook is canon
>>222722669Dayne seems pretty chill, from what I can tell Starfall is in a pretty great position
Aemond is getting this witch pregnant!
>>222726718Reddit house carried by a prop
>>222718616I dont trust any reactors reactions that dont upload instantly as it airs. Some of these sneaky bastards watch other ones and read the comments to see how best they should fake react.Now obviously you shouldnt be watching these faggots at all, but I get it
...and YOU, little bitch Cerwyn... your daddy was skinned alive by Ramsay Bolton....still, you refused the call. But my great house remembers. DA NORF REMEMBERS!
Why do kings even lead armies personally if they aren't gifted commanders? It makes no sense to risk the head of your state in battles, specially those that are hardly worth bothering with>b-but they give their troops a moral boos-Just get some competent commander, a saint or a lesser celebrity to give the soldiers some prep talk. There's thousands of people in the battlefield, only a few will even know where he is>b-but the folk will think the king a cowar-The King should be a diplomatic and admnistrative figure, being good at fighting is far from being necessary when he has the talent pool of an entire kingdom from where he can get someone better than him at this job>but the king wants to figh-Have the hand or some other guy slap some sense in him. Unless they are fighting for survival there's no need to risk his life and throw the realm into political chaos if he dies unecessarely
>>222726943Pre-nation state, giving command of the kingdom's army to a person other than the sovereign was often a bad idea.
>>222717418Where is everyone pirate streaming this? I've found a couple of sites, but they either get taken down after a while or lag like hell.
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>>222727175Clearly I don't. These are what I've been using, but most of them suck.https://yarrlist.net/movies-and-tv-showshttps://www.cineby.at/tv/94997https://ramoflix.net/house-of-the-dragon/
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>>222718314Bestermont
>Sometimes she would whisper his name into her pillow just to hear the sound of it. "Willas, Willas, Willas." Willas was as good a name as Loras, she supposed. They even sounded the same, a little. What did it matter about his leg? Willas would be Lord of Highgarden and she would be his lady.>She pictured the two of them sitting together in a garden with puppies in their laps, or listening to a singer strum upon a lute while they floated down the Mander on a pleasure barge. If I give him sons, he may come to love me. She would name them Eddard and Brandon and Rickon, and raise them all to be as valiant as Ser Loras. And to hate Lannisters, too. In Sansa's dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.
>>222726571who wore this one?
>>222727601Richard Nixon.
She’s so cute with her sword :3
>>222728073cutenyra
>>222727601Daeron
>>222723988Duh duh duhDuh duh duhBut she's not a boy!SLAM
>>222724491Greens are obsessed with cuckshit because their side got cucked out of existence and people following them got raped to death.
>>222717563Alicent falls in love with Cole, who's in love with Rhaenyra, who's in love with Daemon. Cole x Rhaenyra happens, Alicent gets heart broken, bangs Rhaenyra's dad to assert dominance.
I just thought of a kino format for a new showeach episode starts with either some random person, could be nobody of note or maybe someone from one of the books, whatever. They either start reading a book/scroll or telling/hearing a story from someone, or come across something historical and recall something, etc...then each episode is just a stand alone thing for stuff that probably wouldn't really warrant much time on a real series but are interesting. I feel like there's a lot of shit like this desu. Could be done cheap as hell with nobody actors too.
>>222718745>Tell me more about the traditional Andal custom of being ruled by Dragonlords.Gladly, so come closer
>>222730011I think one of the advantages here is that the writers won't have as much opportunity to switch random shit and make things retarded in these smaller more self contained stories. Like there's already a beginning and end in sight and you have around an hour to get there.
>>222730011>gather around children, tonight we will learn about the tale of Donella Hornwood and her fingers
Why did the Dornish stick to the Faith when they sold them out to the Targaryrns by crowning Aegon as King of the Rhoynar
>>222717418Milly a cute!
>>222717418A greater Israel will rise from the ashes of the Palestinians of Gaza and the Ayatollahs of Iran
>>222730662It makes sense that the Rhoynar adopted the faith of the seven when Nymeria married Mors Martell who was an Andal but at some point there should've been a schism between Dorne and the Starry Sept of Oldtown. I feel like getting the Dornish to return to the faith could've been something that Baelor the Blessed accomplished or at least wanted to do which later got done by Daeron the Good when he got Dorne to join the kingdoms.
What the fuck is the faith of the seven? Do they have a holy book, holidays, prayers or specific beliefs? What the fuck are the old gods? Yes, we the readers know they're a hive mind but how do the northerners actually worship? What's Rhollor about?MARTIN YOU DOGSHIT WORLD-BUILDER GO FUCK YOURSELF
Crazy how Rhaenyra's futa tax led to the Riot of King's Landing, the storming of the dragonpits, and her ultimate defeat. Well done to George for making it all connect.
>>222731577>gets forced fed slop>commits suicidewhat did Condal mean by this?
>>222725916Why does he only refer to Mance Rayder by name? Is it because he's the true author of the letter?
Summerhall was an inside job.
>>222731961Aegon would be considered an insider so I guess that's correct.
>>222732036>>222732108>>222732122I love thumb Alicent.
>>222732158why hasn't someone made a animorphs allicent yet
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>>222719994House Tarth supposedly has distant blood ties to the Targs, but that is completely separate of being descended from Rhaenyra. Being related to and descended from, are two completely things, and in this case actually are mutually exclusive.
>>222720620Matrilineal descent. IIRC great houses are given the exception, in rare cases where there is literally zero other males to continue the name
>>222722669House FarwyndTotally free of any and all bullshit of anyone and anything else, yet of a culture that promotes sea voyaging and raiding, so you can still partake of the rest of the world if you desire to, without it bothering you
