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Movies about modern dating dynamics? I've already seen Obsession
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Kill all holes. No exceptions.
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We always needed more memes that are fooking metal like this
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>kill all holes. no exceptions
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>>222718601
>your wallet fell down

What a normal and definitely native English speaker thing to say.
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>>222718684
What would you say instead?
>hey bitch your wallet!
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Who would even want to date right now? Every chick I meet has a septum piercing or an instagram where she posts pictures of her ass all day or some other weird shit going on. It's like there's a race to see who can become the least appealing woman possible lol
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Twilight and all other foidslop movies
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>>222718705
Flags on all boards. So sick of ESLs.
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>>222718721
Gouch trass
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>>222718731
Not like ESL means much when americans can barely speak "their own" language.
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none, all movies are made to keep your miserable and alone
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>>222718601
Spider-Man Brand New Day
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>>222718748
Don’t care. The wording in the OP is atrocious and I stand by my right to mock you for it.
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>>222718740
>no standards
Yeah, see how that goes for you kiddo
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>>222718748
You are brown
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>>222718731
>>222718811
Are you the same retards spamming esl and brown in every single thread?
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>>222718908
Just accept your image contains ESL verbiage and move on.
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>>222718811
you are american, therefore you cannot be white
verification not requir*d
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>>222718721
You pretty much have to be black these days to get with any woman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4nLFzGovY
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>>222718759
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>>222719110
kek
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>>222719110
nice
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Where are the heroes?
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We need incel-positive media.
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>>222719257
hahaha
that's right hole
I'd rather jerk it to my waifus than deal with your lame shit!1
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>>222718601
This has been going on for 60 years
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>>222718731
And then what? Complain about vpn?
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>>222718731
then shut up and fuck off stupid biutch cunt, whole world doesn't revolve around shithole America, worthless fuck
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>>222718721

Yeah and they fuck and suck like whores on demand. Fucking faggots.

Dirty fucking whores are best lays. Some squirt, some deepthroat some offer to suck your dick without being prompted.

Youre supposed to run skanks through and then settle down and get married.

Bunch of small dicked faggots.
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>>222718731
dumb EOL
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>>222718705
>hey lady, you dropped your wallet
I am an ESL and even I know that that "the wallet fell down" sounds weird.
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>>222718731
Why are you idiots so proud of barely speaking a single language.
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Why is he so mad?
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>>222719257
she's married and has kids now btw
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>>222718601
Why was he already crying?
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>>222718705
"fell down" is weird. "fell" is enough, since things usually fall down, so adding "down" after it is excessive
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>>222718705
>you dropped your wallet
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>>222718731
This
Range ban India and india 2 (Canada)
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>>222718601
This thread
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>>222719450
You came here, learn the language or go back
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>>222719419
what if it was an accident and she didn't do it on purpose?
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Why is this board just /pol/ now
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>>222719583
Well you no know is accident or no. You say "hey you drop accidently you wallet maam" she say "is no accident, wallet have poop inside, I throw away on PURPOSE" now you have egg on you head, everyone laughing, you crying
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>>222718811
>mutt calling others brown
lmao
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>>222719761
every board is like this atm, concerted spam from some entity
its always the same threads too
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>>222719761
The internet was made available to billions of people whose only personality trait is resentment towards not being born in a wealthier country.
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>>222719257
TVRBO TRVTH NVKE
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>>222719522
"Fell" on its own doesn't make sense either, dummy.
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>>222720169
Ma'am, the wallet has fallen
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>>222718601
>Yeah that's great me too
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>>222719110
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>>222718705
Why do ESLs still exist? We have AI now.
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>>222718705
I wouldn't say anything and just take it with me like the average american.
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>>222719110
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Femcel kino and it has one of the hottest lesbo scenes I've seen,I will never watch the "brown woman makes a soijak face" unless it's during a torture
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>>222720774
Is the lesbo scene better than Blue is the Warmest Color?
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>>222718731
block mobile devices and any browser with reddit or twitter cookies
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>>222719399
I did Im married now
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Modernity is retarded. Nothing modern exists. Nothing has ever been new for the entirety of human life. There is no permanent form to discard. Tradition gives consistency to the impermanence of change, based upon what can be known to be the most beneficial patterns to maintaining said condition. Modernity is the rejection of tradition so as to maintain chaos. The moment has not changed whatsoever, in the meanwhile. The one moment has only changed form around you. Every person who thinks the passing of time is an excuse to disrupt peace is a moron. Object permanence is an illusion. Objects are temporal forms caused by collections of long-lasting patterns. You people consistently fail to see the bigger picture. That's why you get called cattle, goy, or nigger all day.
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>>222718601
>I've pick up your wallet
>that means we are dating
Incels should be used as fertiliser. Hearing you talk about 'modern dating' is like listening to nails on chalkboard.
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>>222721307
99% of posters are now gone
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>>222721445
Good morning
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>>222718731
THIS
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All Women are Whores
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>>222718731
Holy shit all the seething replies. We're absolutely infested.
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>>222718731
That wouldn't stop them
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>>222721495
Sadly, yes. About two thirds of /tv/ is Indians.
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>>222721529
Unless all these Indians, Southern Euros, and Brazilians can afford 4chan passes, I don't see how it wouldnt
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>>222721472
>>222718731
Every board with flags I've ever seen is even worse than this one has become. You can't get any discussion going because people just see each other's flags and shit on the country. Half of them don't even read the posts.
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>>222718731
This please
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>>222721591
Fuck off 'strayan, I ain't reading allat
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>>222719761
The Russian government pays 4chan to allow their agitation shills to shit up boards.
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>>222721591
Jews sucks
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>>222721591
>people just see each other's flags and shit on the country
As it should be.
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>>222718731
This
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>>222718601
Synecdoche, New York
>gets cucked by a lesbian
>daughter becomes a prostitute
>ends up becoming his ex wife's sissy maid
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>>222721628
The problem is that burger take it too serious while dishing out the hardest.
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>>222718731
/thread
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>>222721684
>>222721604
>>222721472
>omg this! heck yeah reddit lets do it! upvote
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>>222718748
Case in point:
https://youtu.be/4V4nLFzGovY
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>>222718731
kek you drew them all out
cue the begging for acceptance and delusional gloating
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>>222718731
saaar please be the understanding, country flag mean nothing when dey all be immigrant anyway. what be different when rajeesh can didnt do the needful english when in texas or hyderabad?
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>>222718731
That wouldn't fix much when people also hate every state or even town that isn't the one they live in.
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>>222722831
Case in point.
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>>222722788
based Jahy sama
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>>222719257
>They want to live in this fake fantasy world.
>Shouting into the social media void
Yes I'd rather masturbate to robots, Arcee is my wife
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>>222718731
Exactly. UK anons only.
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>>222718650

I think it may be the other way around.
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>>222719257

> I am done

So is she talking suicide here?

What does DONE mean?
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brown incel thread
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>>222720640
I wouldn’t say anything. I would just listen, which is what nobody ever did.
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>>222718601
I laughed at this for 5 minutes straight, my humour is so fucked
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>>222718731
why cant india make their own 4chan
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>your wallet fell down
Is a more jeet coded post than this even possible?
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>>222721591
/sp/ was better before flags
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>>222718811
Whiter than you paco
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>>222721591
Doesn't help. The jeets are in every western flag, a cursory glance of /pol/ shows there's no winners.
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>>222724251
/sp/ was better before generals/overmoderation
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>>222719761
Everything multicultural turns into /pol/
It's the consequence of sharing the same space with people you're directly competing with and are fundamentally different from.
It's all competition now because everybody knows survival is on the line, even on Himalayan salt lamp licking forums.
When you vote, you don't vote for equality, economic interests, freedom or even a better world, you vote with your race and religion, because that's what all the other races and religions are doing. Voting for nice things is only for people who have a homogeneous enough society that people aren't competing in a race to dominate others, where your race and religion is the same.
This is how things will be for the foreseeable future and how things have been for a while. You were just jewed into voting in a way that allowed other races and religions to gain power, and when I say you, I mean in the collective sense.
And now everything gets to be /pol/ now forever and ever.
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>>222720774
this is a great date movie
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>>222719110
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>>222718601
"m-me too"
*pockets wallet and runs in the opposite direction*
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>>222723994
nothing. it's just something women say when they're upset. something you have to learn about women is that for them words don't exist to convey facts, they exist to express whatever emotion she's feeling in the moment. "I'm done" mean's she's angry and tired with the situation she's currently discussing. "I hate you" means she's annoyed at something you just said and is possibly hungry.
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>>222719257
im pretty good at getting myself off and trying to meet people is a pain. I can't imagine she'd have trouble getting dates but I wouldn't know I guess
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inserting peen into vagoo would fix all my problems and cure all my neuroses and insecurities instantly
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>>222718601
A month or two ago I was buying something off marketplace from a pretty girl but I was out of town so couldn't get it right away. She agreed to hold it for me and I fantasized for 3 days straight about how I would spend my life with her. The afternoon I went to pick it up I loosed up at the bar with a couple beers so I could be more cool and sociable, thinking up all the funny and cool things I would say. Then I arrived and she was with her 6'4 chad boyfriend.
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>>222720640
The wallet return rate summary:
Switzerland, Norway, and the Netherlands had the highest return rates, while countries like Peru, China, and Morocco recorded the lowest
Helsinki Finland was the best city to lose a wallet
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>>222718705
>>222718601
>>222718731
The internet is getting bad
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>>222718601
Modern dating sucks. 4chan actually had a better dating pool than dating sites. I met my wife here.
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>>222719110
ebin
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>>222721445
it's reasonable to expect a small reward after doing a good deed
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>>222725443
This is partly true. It will also create an entirely new set of them though. But it's still better to move up that level.
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>>222725911
how passable is your boy-wife?
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most jeets posting on 4chan don't have jeet flags
they are literally indians with h1bs/greencards
in fact it's kind of an obvious irony that when a bored suburban whiteboi wants to be funny on /pol/ he'll go out of his way to get an indian proxy to funpost
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>>222719257
>be white woman
>reject the men of their own race in every way
>vote to import a billion brown simps
>cry to their white men when some of the brown simps are too violent

Dang, that sucks
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>>222725942
No, it isn't. I will do a good deed because it is right thing to do.
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>>222719110
Only good post itt
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>>222725979
Real 100% female just like the 3 other women I met off here.
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>>222725893
>seriosly pooch rha hun
What did they mean by this?
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>>222719257
You were never a hero, chubby manlet.
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>>222719257
This is e-whore, not a normal girl.
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>>222720464
Youre langauge is whatever I say it is, cuck.
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>>222720774
>MAY
I watched it for she.

To be fair I heard she got naked. Lies!
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>>222726232
She looks bloody awful
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>>222721591
It is my God-given right as a Dane to shit on all other flags.
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>>222726474
you can't even stop the tides from coming in
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>>222726494
You clearly know nothing of Denmark.
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>>222726494
that was Canute proving to his sycophant brownnosers that he wasn't all powerful. sadly almost everyone misses the point of that legend
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What’s a hole
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>your wallet fell down
ESL
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>>222719761
Why are movies and tv shows just anti-/pol/ now?
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>>222718650
>he wears the mask of a smug killer while using a claw hammer on some random foid, while wanting to bawl his eyes out over the state of his life and this sick sick world
your point?
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>>222719032
I hate how true this is, I've pretty much given up.
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>>222718626
>>222718650
I am literally a father of two and not an incel and I unironically think women need to be reduced to property if we expect humanity to be able to get beyond this point

Whatever use the sexual division was for our ancestors it’s now a hindrance women are literally holding us back with their idiocy
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>>222724739
quality post
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>>222726149
He wishes to fuck a dog
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>>222727844
It’s a frame of mind thing. Most women do not think like men. The rare outliers like Marie Curie are usually autistic women, too.
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>>222718740
>dating the exact woman he described
Hit dogs hollering
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>>222719761
election year
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>>222726521
>>222727322
>can't even handle the joke
this is why no one likes yuropoors
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>>222718731
This
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>>222718731
Holy fuck all those seething ESLs
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>>222718731
Poop people aren't liking this one
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>>222718684
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>>222718731
>Flags on all boards. So sick of ESLs.
this
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>>222718650
got the incel faggot
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>>222729508
>oh boy i can't wait to see american flags calling american flags jeets this will surely solve the problem, i am a very smart high-iq white supposedly
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>>222718684
Gravity brought your wallet down to Earth my darling. but I have risen it yet again to exchange it physically from my hand to yours
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>>222729541
u mad benchod?
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>>222729584
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>>222729628
>needing to cope this badly
but anon i'm not the one with the ruined life
it's you who can't even make eye contact
have fun waking up miserable tomorrow too! see ya
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>>222729541
why are you afraid of flags, saar?
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>>222718731
proud ESL here, i agree with this wholeheartedly.
bring back the IP count too.
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>>222729651
Why are you too low IQ to understand they don't solve a problem, and need to project this as being "afraid"? Do you understand what "intelligence" is? Do you have any? Can you demonstrate it? I'm not sure you can, so I won't hold my breath expecting it.
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>>222719330
Always hated how much I relate to Lane as a character
He's, on paper, objectively a successful guy (money issues aside), but just can't fit in with the playboy chads and has the looming shadow of his father always making him feel insecure and pathetic, leading to his retarded attempts at trying to prove something to himself and others about how "cool" he can be.
Literally story of my life since middle school, when all my classmates began getting pussy and my robot ass just couldn't "get it" (how they did it) + my dad always thought I was a weak wimp
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>>222718731
Oh they did NOT like this one boss
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>already have flags on some boards
>can literally just go to /pol/ and see they don't help anything, all the"jeets" have british or american or australian or canadian flags
>get really upset that you have no rebuttal to this and start seething on /tv/
heh
it's funny cause a morally strong intelligent person could just shrug it off, but the weak incel types never can, this will take up their whole day now (one more day of not looking for a gf!)
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when is this incel shit going to end? i have incel fatigue. you arent da based alpha. you're actually even worse than a typical millenial soi cuck
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>>222730392
You're annoyed? Good
Eat shit, normgroid
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>>222719415
>>222729233
>>222729798
>election tourists want flags like /pol/
Many such cases
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>>222721716
Well the rest of the world needs to catch up.
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>>222729798
kek, this. imagine being able to filter americans, god it would be so good
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500 days of summer
last american virgin
fast times at ridgemont high

TOTAL SIMP DEATH
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>It's not my wallet
HDY respond?
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>>222726521
>You clearly know nothing of Denmark
It's a region of EU of low importance.
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>>222727844
Is that how you think of your daughters?
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>>222718601
Stop bumping your garbage thread you ESL retard.
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>>222718759
>encountering ladyboys in my day-to-day

I fucking wish
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>>222719450
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>>222723994
She will continue to hook up with random men until old and used up
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>>222726149
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>>222725911
lel based, I met an English lesbian who visited me in Berlin
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>>222718684
Got the turdies bubblin with this one anon
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>>222723064
No muslims, sorry mohammed
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>>222732562
If he's sane, yes. Daughters should obey their fathers, marry who they're told to marry, and then obey their husbands.

Listen bud I was raised by a feminist single mother, I bought into ALL the bullshit and being an autist it took me far too long to understand that literally all the "sexist" stereotypes about women are true. They're literally different people depending on their cycle, and now that more and more women are made aware of it due to social media, have they apologised for demonising men who pointed it out for decades and are they making a concerted effort to understand and moderate their lunacy(and that is the appropriate term, given the etymology)? Hah, fuck no, it's just become *another* excuse for why they're never accountable for their own actions.

Women are capable of acting like rational adults for one week in four if you're lucky, outside of that they're being driven by their other personalities - Downstairs Brain, Hangry Monster, and Weeping Snarky Bitch - or are simply insane. A very small minority of women are capable of the higher rational thought necessary to be self-aware enough to control themselves and their behaviour whether naturally('tism) or because they've been raised properly by a father figure and I believe those women should have all the same rights and agency as a man, but you can't tell whether you have one of those or a standard issue insane baby factory until they're well into puberty and so there's no reason to presume your daughter is going to be the exception.

Further just because something is treated like property doesn't mean it's treated like *garbage*. In fact in systems where marriages are practically mandatory and usually arranged, the father of the bride is usually the one trying to make sure his daughter finds a good match and gets the better end of the deal, in direct opposition to the mother of the groom who always thinks her precious boy deserves a princess even if he's a fucking creature.



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