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Why did it flop?
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>Hey honey, you wanna go watch that teenage sex movie?
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shitty title
horror slop
tranny/lgbt agenda
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>>222742332
except for the old x-files woman, it stars literally who
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>/ourguy/ hated it
bros...
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hm
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i willed it. i made it flop
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>>222742437
>old x-files woman
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>>222742639
that's what she is
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I'm not watching a movie called "teenage sex" bro I'm not tryna get put on a list
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>>222742437
>actress named Jack Haven
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I was bored house sitting earlier this year so watched random movies including THE BLACKENING. The trailer for …CAMP MIASMA reminds me a lot of that crappy sub-par movie. Lazy, woke, self-referential, narrow minded writing, absolute cringe humor. Stupid titles. At least BLACKENING was shorter. I’m assuming no one had the balls to edit the MIASMA writer/director for fear of hurt feelings, or out of pity. Critics are being kind too. Obviously Woke 1 bullshit. It’s made $4 million so far on a $10 million budget so it’ll probably make money, probably mostly due to Gillian Anderson’s enduring popularity. No clue who the writer/director is but giving off It’s Pat vibes.
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>>222742672
In 2019, Jack Haven (formerly Brigette Lundy-Paine) came out as non-binary, going by they/them pronouns. They identify as queer. They have been involved in activism online, including for the Black Lives Matter movement. In 2025, they went public with the name Jack Haven, posting on Instagram that they had started using it in a workshop for transgender actors.
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>>222742332
Tranny movie made by a tranny degenerate and only appealing to pretentious film trannies
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>>222742437
>Doomed teen boy
Does he fall into the trans pipeline?
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I don't get it, bluesky engagement metrics were off the charts!
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>>222742384
What the fuck do gross troons know about teenage sex besides wanting to have it
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>>222742332
I watched it. I don't care about gender stuff and I wasn't remotely challenged by it. The main girl in it has the most fantastic tits I've ever seen and they're in it a lot. Are trannies just coomers making it legit?
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>>222742804
I saw this movie, the mc is an obvious self insert for the director and it plays out as an agp les fantasy with agent scully.
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Never heard of it, but those two better not be the "teens" the movie is talking about.
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B movies can't be made now. It's sad
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>>222742332
10M budget. Gillian Anderson's headwrap is dumb. The whole point is to get hair away from face, but hey're doing a fashion LEWK with big flapping curls. Everything this troon likes is impractical rehash of past genres, sold as "new" cos it's from a troon.
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>>222742986
Obession/Backroom were hits. This is in the ballpark of Strange Darling. Likable, relatable leads is the difference.
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>>222742986
They are still some good ones, but they get basically zero coverage unless the director has an interesting story. The best thing Joel Potrykus could do for his career is come out as trans.
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I only watch this tranny's movies on free pirate streaming sites so I can shit on them accurately, but I would never pay to seem them nor spend the time torrenting
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>>222742903
Nah only female directors are allowed to shoot female nudity nowadays
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>>222743177
obsession wasnt an indie or B movie, it was shown in front of movies pg-13 or R for over a year in cinemas, its creators like to pretend like it is a sleeper hit because its aura marketing


as for backrooms, they literally built a giant ass backrooms set, so that is obvioulsy not a b movie either
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>>222742332
Is it true this movie was made by AI, even down to the name, in an attempt by Hollywood to get people to accept AI by using a demographic that it’s not socially acceptable to shit on as the main selling point?
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>>222744682
no
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>>222743177
B-movies doesn't mean movies with some kind of recognizable meme or ragebait campaign to sell them.

but remember that The Thing and Bladerunner flopped too. marketability and value are independent of each other.
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>>222743837
B-movies don't necessarily have to be no budget indies. The Cannon films are B-movie but had decent budget and promotion. The biggest criteria for B-movies is usually their low brow subject matter and no pretension to being "art".
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>>222742695
>that thing makes a movie called "teenage sex"
Why are they always like this?
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>>222742332
Horror is gay.
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>>222742662
Zoomer faggot detected kill yourself niggermutt
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>>222742332
why is Hollywood pushing this inbred looking bitch Hannah Assbinder (or whatever the fuck her surname is) all of a sudden?
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>>222742920
I haven’t seen it and probably could’ve predicted that
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>>222742695
>they
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>>222742695
>They are known for
Who the fuck is they? This dude and who else? Are we dealing with multiple personalities or what?
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>>222742384
Gay flop, it also tried to take on the reining champ (obsession)
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>h-hi, can I get one ticket to teenage- uhhh teenage… the teenage movie
>Huh? Teenage what? Speak up dude
>uh…. I said I’d like to see TEENAGE SEX AN-
>HEY EVERYONE THIS FREAK SAYS HE WANTS TO SEE TEENAGE SEX, SOMEONE CALL CHRIS HANSEN! Haha, want to buy some popcorn, pedo? Just kidding, get the fuck out of my theatre, sicko.
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>>222742635
The shill campaign for this movie is kinda weird, and I've seen shill campaigns before.
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>>222742332
Amanda Fix is poison. Everything she's in flops.
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>>222742332
>why did a farthouse movie by a tranny not make trillions
Do you think anyone was expecting it to make much money? The budget was 10 million, they didn't even trust the tranny with a middle sized budget, this is fucking nothing.
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>>222742332
you take a shot at the king, you best not miss
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>>222746358
Ya Pedophila is based bro. You should tell people in public
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>>222746966
Damn it, Robert, not like this...
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>>222742437
same as Obsession and Backrooms
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>>222747135
she isn't in the movie:
>>222742437
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>>222746966
Why the fuck did they even include the "teenage part"? Not only is it weird, but "Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" rolls of the tongue way better.
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>>222747405
it's explained in picrel: temporary chatGPT title, got leaked, so they got stuck with it
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>>222746358
Zoomers aren't the ones who spread all the propoganda in favour of extreme standards around age and sexuality and that post didn't even say they agreed with it, just that they were scared of the state over it
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>>222742332
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Sex_and_Death_at_Camp_Miasma#Themes
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>>222747051
It's a movie made by and for trannies. There are like, a few hundred trannies in the world max, of course it is weird to you. They have their in-group memes and giggles, probably based around the aftereffects of cutting your dick off
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>>222742695
Damn Christine Chandler looking crisp these days!
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The people love Amanda Fix
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>>222749793
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Can this tranny kill himself already please, I'm sick of seeing his slop shilled.
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>>222742332
Wow, a literal loon troon made film
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>>222742388
The title of his other one sucked, too. I think he’s masking a lack of actual creativity behind “ironically” bad titles. Even the show within the movie “I Saw the TV Glow” sucked. I was like, “Oooooh “The Pink Opaque.” How subtle!”
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>>222742332
it was advertised as a horror movie but it's actually about 2 hags having sex
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>>222750034
>it's actually about 2 hags having sex
>it was advertised as
I don't want to call you a retard or anything but what is the name of the movie
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>>222747240
Kek
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Well, the huge milk jug tranny jaw on the psychotic jewtard director didn't help.

Let's hit the font choice of CHIMP MIAMI... CMP MISIM... CAMP MAGMA... OMP NISSAN

I see the product and my immediate reaction is, 97 minute lecture by crazy tranny retard at a Victoria's Secret obese ugly bitch tranny mall shop.

What Ever Happened To Victoria's Secret Karen??
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PU_sPMdFOYk

When Dumbest Trans Karen Went Nuts Over Simplest Things
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KjqRy2IOZiM

Or in simpler terms, THE NEOVAGYUCK NAG-ALL-DAYS sessions... ain't nobody got time for that unless we're smashing in troon skulls.

All of the world experienced the Troon Power Trip on Pronouns and their child castration agenda. Most everyone wants troony loony dead dead dead but are far too civilized waiting for a legal greenlight signal.
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>>222747240
kek this made more money than the tranny movie
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Maybe... just maybe... flashing back to the WOKE 2.0 era and the JEWSCAM COVID WORLDWIDE GENOCIDE & CONFINEMENT era wasn't a time people crave to remember.

Because, killing ugly tranny stinkblob monsters who inflicted genuine harm onto children and terrorized families with police assistance isn't A GOOD LOOK OR GOOD MEMORY for most of the victims of the jews 7 year Globohomo terror attack on society worldwide.

And overdue revenge tastes so good when your oppressors die screaming as they drown in vats of acid.

But hey... this is just a easy guess why the movie failed.
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>>222742695
>Woke 1
Woke is Woke
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It in theateers for a week and i got cant go now because i work. Fuck
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>>222742804
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>>222747051
Trannies will glaze the fuck out of anything that makes them feel "seen" even if it's watery dogshit. They don't care if it's good, only that it validates them.
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>>222742332
Why are jannies allowing shilling for this shite. The amount of threads a week about this is disproportional to how many people actually care. It's like 4 autists spamming.
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>>222743226
Joel's movies are so kino, it makes me sad he's not more well known
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>>222747240
Kek bodied that freak
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I saw this in theaters without a trailer, which I rarely do. But I like even shitty found footage horror so I gave it a shot. Holy hell, never again. This shit was garbage.
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>>222742332
Bad marketing
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>>222743177
Backrooms Kane had huge following and Roblox kids made backrooms a success.
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>>222742332
This director is one of the most extreme examples of propped up retards that I've seen recently.
It's kind of amusing because my local arthouse theater keeps running his shitty films with notably decreasing enthusiasm each time.
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>>222742437
>Quintessa Swindell
Bitch was named after two Transformers characters.
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>>222747405
Trannies want to rape children, the planned sequel (unlikely now) was going to replace "teenage" with "toddler"
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>>222742332
It's art house; it doesn't need to be box office success.
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Without reading the thread I am predicting that at least third of the bumps for this crap were posted by Fixspammer.
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>>222750263
TEENAGE sex

perhaps you should take a long look at yourself in the mirror bro
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>>222742332
It's a really dog shit name
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>>222746558
They're not though, she's an outspoken anti-zionist so they actually really fucking hate her.
And besides that she's only been in like 2 things so what are you even talking about her getting pushed?
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the whole thing is clearly a forced meme by the powers that be to overpromote some tranny "art", but normal people werent interested.

Obsession was more of an organic hit for an original horror movie
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>>222742635
> lets market out movie ala mental illness posts
Oof
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>>222749793
One hand washes the other
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>>222742804
Nothing

They just missed having AGP-affirming sex when they were younger so now it's time for them to gooooooooooooooon
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watched it. Hannah Einbinder got ASS
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That's not really bad for a movie with a subject matter this niche and a 10 million budget.
Anyway, picrel is the better AGP kino.
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>>222753770
>black girl
>last name 'swindle'
You can't make this up.
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>>222753228
And you’re one of them
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>>222742986
Watched PINOCCHIO UNSTRUNG twice in the theater this year (and it's by far the best horror film I've seen all year, even if no one will believe me when I say it's good). B movies and schlock Are still out there for those who have eyes to see.
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>>222747405
have you seen any slasher films? Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Scream, anything? horny teenagers getting killed is like a fundamental trope of the genre
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>>222754497
She's pretty cute, but also like really annoying. The kind of girl who makes being bi her entire personality even though she only dates men.
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>>222742332
Just looks weird and lame
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>>222754972
Everyone posting itt was born in 2008, anon. When they hear Freddy, they think of a stupid bear.
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>>222754526
He fucked that boy good
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>>222755401
She does intolerable standup. Great tits though.
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I've just seen Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist-pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered
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>>222742332
Let me guess: the movie is about being a tranny faggot freak
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Struggling to crack 200k on Letterboxd lmfao
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>the writer's barely disguised fetish

It's all so tiresome.
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>>222742332
Is that Pam and Angela?
Their podcast spinoff?
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>>222742635
So what were the 2 moments?
When you enter the room and when the lights turn on after the movie?
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>>222742332
assuming a negligible marketing budget, 3.7 mil opening weekend might see the film break even. Jane Schoenbrun films also tend to be more cult films too so it'll probably do well once it hits Home Ent/Streaming
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>>222753770
>>222754541
kek'd
>>222742695
>Woke 1
is this going to be the leftwing equivalent of "woke right"?
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>>222754651
Is there at least a scene where he says to someone
>I'm NOT going to kill you
and then impales them with his nose?
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>>222754972
Exactly, so why bother adding it?
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>>222742332
It has a weird name that makes people feel like perverts for asking for a ticket.
Ironic that it's supposedly about not wanting to have sex, but it's in your face sexual.
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>>222747240
lol
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>>222742332
Wasn't this supposed to be the next Obsession/Backrooms?
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>>222746966
>TEENAGE SEX
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>>222744682
The title sounds like the little summaries that GPT uses to title your conversations on the sidebar
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>>222757038
No. No one in real life wants tranny shit.
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>>222757038
>Wasn't this supposed to [absurdly retarded claim that has 0 grounding in reality]
I don't know, was it?
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>>222742388
this isn't even horror slop it is a romcom
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>>222751012
The weird enby on the right hand side of the last pic always cracks me up. Miss Michael Cera boots
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>>222757155
Yes, actually.
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>>222757222
Is this the kind of mental gymnastics you need to do to convince yourself that you're a woman?
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>>222757025
>it's supposedly about not wanting to have sex
it's isn't, retard
it's literally "have better orgasms: the movie"
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The funny thing about making things for ultra-progressives is that they don't actually like media meant for ultra-progressives. (Because no one likes it, it's bad.) They will talk about it on twitter A LOT but they won't show up for it in any real numbers.
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>>222757244
wait what?
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>movie with "sex" in the title
>being successful in current year
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I don't believe that a tranny themed meta-horror movie didn't do well
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>>222756906
I don't know about the 2 moments, but I can tell you that the director name they mention is Ray Blanchard, who irl is the psychologist who coined the term "autogynephilia"
it's extremely fitting because the movie is about autogynephilia all over the place, it was obvious even without knowing who that was. it's really crazy watching a movie made by a legitimately insane person.
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>>222742332
at this point horror is so debased as a genre that if you're going to market something as a horror film, you can't just show regular scenes. there needs to be very specific kinds of content: screaming and yelling, jump scares, ominous voice overs etc, and an escalation in the middle where it gets even more screamy and jump-scary. Obsession is EXACTLY the normal type of horror trailer and it clearly works on the retards who like regular modern horror.

the TSADACM trailer opens with Gillian talking in a southern belle accent and the first kill has a comically huge blood fountain so its not even clear if the tone is serious.

then it makes very clear that its meta and about main girl making a horror film and isn't an actual horror. the accurate representation of the film probably put off any horror-inclined zoomers.
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>>222742332
scully has oversexualised herself and is now a charcuterie of a sexy woman. it is trite. most people won't know the film is a tranny making others act out his fantasy but they can tell from the trailer a 60 year old scully is pretending to be 30 and sexy and they ain't buying it.
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>>222742332
>le wordy ironic title
>tranny director
surprised it made that much tbqhwy
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>>222757482
>scully has oversexualised herself and is now a charcuterie of a sexy woman.
Yummy
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>>222757482
>charcuterie
based autocorrect
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>>222757277
>“Everyone’s always on about how Gen Z doesn’t want to have sex. I was like, ‘I get it. I didn’t want to have sex, either,’” they tell Them. “It’s a dark space, and it means looking at parts of yourself, the world, society, that are gonna be ugly or make you feel scared. And the movie is trying to talk about [exploring] those things in a way that is safe.”
Point being, the title may as well be Cumming Sex Fuck to people walking into the theater who might be a prospective audience for that message.
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>>222757038
it's not even a horror movie, it's just about a horror movie. it's a romance. there are "deaths" but they're inside a fictional movie or in the main character's fantasies.
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>>222742332
Has anyone here watched the film ?
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>>222757540
Basically, it's trannyslop
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>>222757543
I've watched it. My cinema even gave HRT-flavored popcorn specifically to the people that were watching this kino.
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>>222757543
I went last night. I saw it at an arthouse place instead of a multiplex and it was packed. it's a fucking mess of a movie.
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>>222757532
yeah it's basically going to trigger the exact people who need to watch it the most. shame.

>>222757543
yes. it was basically perfect for what it was.
the cross-over audience for a horror rom com was probably always tiny but if you're in it you'll like it.
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>>222757564
Did >>222757556 happen in your place as well?
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>>222757577
No.
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>>222757571
>yeah it's basically going to trigger the exact people who need to watch it the most.
Why would I watch this when I can watch retro kino though?
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>>222757564
>it's a fucking mess of a movie.
you just didn't get it bro
it's 100% focussed on the self-insert main character's crossover fixations on 1) being a workaholic artist and 2) needing a GILF gf
all the whacky stuff is those two things colliding in fun ways.
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>>222757545
>cultist made cult propaganda
>again
You don't say...
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>>222742332
>ynr the retards/shills going on about it having a better rotten tomatoes score than obsession and the backrooms as if it's an indicator for a great movie
Do me favor
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Are schoenbrunners the new nolanoids?
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>>222757591
uh, idk, breadth of experience? why leave the house?
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>>222757664
But I don't want to experience the writings of a tranny
>b-but matrix
It's different
>why leave the house?
To meet my friends.
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>>222757025
>that makes people feel like perverts for asking for a ticket.
What fucking year do you think it is?
Everyone buys their tickets online these days you dumbfuck 36 year old millennial faggot.
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>>222757705
I had to talk to the ticket girl at my theater this weekend because the kiosk got jammed. she asked which movie I was going to and I had to tell her Paw Patrol, kek
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>>222757705
there was a line of people buying tickets at my theater. idk maybe it's just a thing where you are
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>>222757729
Do flyovers really still line up to buy tickets at the theater instead of just scanning the QR code and walking into the auditorium?
Jesus christ.
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>>222751012
Rosa Namajunas on the top left makes no sense to be here. She's a proud Christian, regularly talks about how she hates Communism, and is married to a man. She just keeps her hair short because she's an MMA fighter and doesn't want it pulled in a fight.
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>>222757721
>ask for Paw Patrol ticket
>I am 57 years old
>ticket girl looks uncomfortable anyway

you just can't fucking win!
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>>222757699
>>b-but matrix
>It's different
Correct; most of the movies were made before the two brothers joined the castration cult.
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>>222757721
sorry about jamming the kiosk, I've lost a lot of weight this month actually
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Shit like this is why I stopped pounding ftms.
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>>222742332
idk I just wanna see her fat ass
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>>222742437
Is that motherfucking Smoothie
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>>222742332
The title is a bit too on the nose and it had a limited release
>>222742437
>it stars literally who
Well yeah, everyone has to start somewhere
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>>222742986
Feel bad troon lover
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>>222757748
"Do people really try to prioritize human interaction instead of just using their phone and giving as much info to big data as possible lmao"
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>>222757879
>no. no they do not.
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>>222757879
>prioritize human interaction
If you consider talking to the to ticket person at the theater "human interaction" then you're already too far gone.
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>>222747431
The AI would create a blackhole before it would generate the term "teenage sex".
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>>222757807
lel
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I think AGP trans, since most of them are autistics, just have brains that act like GPT
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>>222758253
>AGP trans
Why be redundant?
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>>222758293
Because it’s a meaningful sociological distinction when accounting for subculturally mediated aesthetic values, oikophobia anon
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>>222749982
The Missing Pickle
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>>222758350
>it’s a meaningful sociological distinction
Between autogynephiles and autoandrophiles, yes, but I know you were thinking about males (the director being one) so the latter doesn't apply.
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>>222758390
There’s a difference between who wants to become a lesbian and who wants to become a straight women. Both can be disordered and even have similar etiology but they have different aesthetic sensibilities. For example, the latter group don’t identify as “horror nerds” or become “game devs” as frequently as the former group
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>>222758439
>There’s a difference between [one?] who wants to become a [sapphic cultist] and who wants to [deceive] straight [men]
The difference being their respective target of assault, yes. It's still a fetish for both, and the treatment should be the same: strict, mandatory, non-affirming rehabilitation.
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>>222742437
Plus she looks bad in that fake hair wig
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>>222758503
Can you explain how that disproves what I said about their different aesthetic sensibilities? Why are you so highly strung? We could have a Kim Petras thread and I could get into what I find distasteful about the other kind of mtf too.
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>>222742638
Thank you

Please someone stop giving this weird ugly guy money, his movies are not good I’m not trying to be a hater but it really is fake deep and aesthetically shit
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>>222742332
This guy fucking sucks and I hate his point of view on life
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>>222758558
>their different aesthetic sensibilities
Window dressing, all to attract different targets.
>Why are you so highly strung?
Why are you giving the castration cult any more nuance than it deserves?
>what I find distasteful about the other kind of [autogynephile]
The sodomites, or the wannabe-sapphists?
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>>222742437
I like Patrick Fischler and he elevates everything he is in.
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>>222752486
These people need to be sent to wilderness camps to do farm labor far away from any screens for like a decade so they can get their brain chemistry right.
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>>222742332
No one wants to see shit like this because no one can relate to a group of trannies at summer camp.
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>>222742986
>tripfag
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>>222758704
the supporting cast is pretty good. Besides Fischler (who plays the doomsayer character), they got Dylan Baker, Kevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall, and if you're into her, Sarah Sherman. They also have that awful black girl from the new Screams, though.
>>222759107
lol, the movie is 1000% about trannyism, but the only tranny character actually in it is the killer. the main character is absolutely a self-insert for the tranny director, but she's a normal woman.
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>>222759151
What I mean is, no one can relate to summer camp in general anymore, especially not a sex romp. Plus people subconsciously detect the tranny colors/lighting etc.

The point is for a industry devoted to only making movies targeted at large audiences they seem to love producing movies only aimed at specific women or specific trannies, neither of which are large audiences.
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>>222759206
the movie isn't about a camp, it's about a director remaking a Friday the 13th clone.
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Never been a fan of self-awareness/Ironic films. Just seems gratuitous
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>>222742332
It wasn't released during the cult's designated unholy month, so the mindless capitulators weren't compelled to support it any more than usual.
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>>222747240
>Tape a garden hose to my dick
>"I HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE WORLD"

As always, chinks have to lie, exaggerate, cheat, and steal their way to a W.
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>>222754207
>it's advertised as a horror
>TEENAGE sex!
so it wasn't "advertised as a horror" it was advertised as a different kind of sex. Maybe you should take a long look at what "was advertised as" means, because for better or worse the advertisements portray this piece of shit as exactly what it is
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time to move on...
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>>222760313
From the 250-year-long progressive illness that has now spent multiple decades enabling these cultists, yes.
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Amanda Fix won
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>>222760554
I don't think he realizes how much he's admitting with that statement
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>>222760703
I'm retarded. Explain it to me.
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>>222742332
Certified normgroid here: when this came up for discussion in my group everyone immediately wrote it off as another cynical ironyfest and never brought it up again. I think the director intended that the movie be relegated to gay camp cult classic so he might have failed financially but succeeded spiritually.
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>>222760725
He's basically admitting he jumped on the tranny train to get a foot into the biz. he even admits he used to be a boy, while trannies always insist they were never the other gender, just had the body of the other gender
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>>222742332
It's a MUBI exclusive, nobody has that shit.
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>>222760799
>he even admits he used to be a boy
Then he's still lying, because there is no "used to."
>[castration cultists] always insist they were never the other [sex], just had the body of the other [sex]
So he's pretending to be more level-headed, like "Blaire" White or Susan Butch.
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>>222760822
I have MUBI
and I haven't watched it yet cause the one about the TV glowing was a borefest
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>>222760843
why are they so crazy?
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>>222760554
>Teenage S*x
Teenage Seggs and Unaliving at Camp Miasma
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>>222760850
lol no u don't u idiort
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>>222760901
The fall of Sir Douglas is boring too
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>>222760878
>why are members of a self-destructive fetish cult crazy?
Why do you think?
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>>222742332
That screams written by a woman or faggot and I'm uninterested in films produced by either.
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>>222760843
Trans 1.0 was crazy yo.
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>>222760921
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>>222742332
tranny shit.
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>>222760947
And it hasn't gotten any less crazy after the Weimar Republic, either.
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>>222760554
Try to talk about this on YouTube and it's unironically T***age S*x and D***h at C*mp Miasma
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>>222760980
that was 100 years ago
Let it go chud
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>>222760554
What real person speaks rehearsed performative bullshit like this? You just know that retard stood in front of the mirror to practice this. You aren't clever or mysterious just say what you mean you dumb faggot
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>>222742332
>Why did it flop?
Hey guys, do you wanna go to the theater this weekend and watch...CHILDREN SEX AND MURDER? That's right, kids fucking then getting killed! Doesn't that sound like something for the whole family? Wait, why are you walking away? Didn't you hear me? Children, fucking and sucking and then getting killed!! Wait, it even has trannies!
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>>222742986
B movies should have the budget of B movies.
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>>222756957
kek
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>>222761016
Let what go? That multiple self-destructive fetish cults are allowed to normalize themselves, convert others and claim the entire month of June, all in lock-step formation only broken up by occasional play-fighting?
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>>222760952
I lost it at sonic.
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>>222761064
Make a movie about trannies dying in brutal and hilarious ways and you would have a box office hit.
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>>222760554
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>>222761256
>Make a movie about castration cultists dying in brutal and deserved ways and you would get shunned by the media establishment and possibly arrested before filming even begins
Fixed.
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>>222761262
Is he saying this because he needs bolt ons and a captive audience to gain traction
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They didn't play enough fantasy football, don't let it happen to you too! Join now, 7 slots left https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league/join?leagueId=1346963510&inviteId=da3fb616-7288-4b0a-b480-fc2f9fde8df6
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>>222761516
6 now :)
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>>222742708
I know what a good for xer would be: Box Office Poison!
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>>222742623
This movie sucks, but for a review that's some horrible syntax and punctuation.
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>>222761478
he's saying he doesn't have the talent or ability to stand out unless he's got some super special label.
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>>222742332
Is troon metaphor horror the new big thing?
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>>222761630
Thankfully, this is cratering; and say what you want about Backrooms and Obsession, at least they're not this.
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>>222761630
Yes
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>>222761262
>>222760554
>>222760539
>>222760520
Why put so little effort into your appearance? Genuinely ugly as fuck, like get your teeth fixed, style your hair differently, put on some fucking makeup. Just some effort into at least trying to look like a woman, Jesus Christ.
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>>222756906
When the real woman director insert orgasms, Daniel Schoenbrun flashes a still image of himself on screen orgasming. He wants you to believe he and the woman in the movie are the same person, i.e., that he, Daniel Schoenbrun, is a real woman. Yes this is real. Yes transwomen online are making fun of him for this.
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>>222742332
?
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>Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

...What the fuck even is that title? I've seen this gay shit spammed here and every time I cringe.

I know this won't be a fun campy 80s "B" movie with tits and blood like you're unbelievably tone deaf and retarded attempt at baiting and switching me with faggoty title implies.

...And the title is so fucking gay, it sounds like it came out of retarded women or absolute California fag midwits who think they're so much smarter than everyone else and they're going to midwit psyop us into some faggot bullshit film that's going to subvert our expectations or whatever the fuck in their midwit faggoty brains.

Also modern media is only a woke religion exporter. That's all these faggots make and that's all these faggots are capable of making. So this unbelievably fake and gay movie title is again a fucking midwit attempt at a bait and switch since this movie is incapable of being anything other than typical faggot bullshit.

What the fuck are these fucking faggots even trying to do? And who would give these absolute midwits the money to make this gay shit?
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>>222765530

Oh... this is that faggot trans movie? Lol, goddamn my power levels are off the charts. I was just chimping out because it might be the most retarded movie title I've ever heard. But reading through this thread, I had no idea how accurate and correct I was, lol. Holy shit, what kind of weird money laundering is this to set millions of dollars on fire by handing it to the most fucked up repulsive faggots in society.
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Imagine telling your gf/friend/wife you wanted to watch this shit. She'd immediately assume you were diddler.
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>>222742332
Nobody is interested in old women playing action roles, least of all women
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>>222742708
>human named lundy-paine
That’s a jewess
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>>222757025
Just like all things related to trannies, it’s all about pervertmaxxing
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>>222757705
>zoomies know how to use the internet
Retard fantasy
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>>222760520
This might just be the most disgustingly American picture on the internet.
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Its absolute kino
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>>222742332
No one wants to see Amanda Fix's downie face on the big screen.
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>>222742437
>Willy McGee
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>>222757482
>>222757504
Lmao
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>>222760520
>Why yes, I *am* stitching together a fem-suit in my basement. How did you know?
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>>222742695
>Woke 1
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>>222761064
your complaints are indistinguishable from suburban moms clutching their pearls over Friday the 13th 40 years ago
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Why is x-files bitch such a huge whore? It feels like she loves to take on the most disgusting roles offered to women that no other actress of equal or higher fame would accept. And she’s taking more of them as she gets older obviously to desperately stay relevant
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>>222742695
>It’s made $4 million so far on a $10 million budget
That's bad lol
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>>222768913
How many trannies do they think there are in America?
This has to be a Jewish money laundering scheme. There is no way a film like that should have such a budget.
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>>222742332
Of course a tranny bait thread stays up for a fucking day and constantly gets bumped.
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>>222768913
>>222769023
10 million is literally fucking nothing tho, every movie costs 20 million+ nowadays even when it's some indie arthouse shit. Obsession was like the sole exception.
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>americans call you a pedo when you sleep with someone who is 20 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds old
>also americans - DOOD I LOVE CHILD SEX KILL PORNO RAPE MURDER CAMP IT'S MY FAVOURITE MOVIE
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>>222768913
>>222769023
See >>222759800
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>>222761572
/ourguy/ writes the review instantly getting out of the screening and rushing to the toilets -- its raw journalism, our man on the ground, against the horde of snide plebbit one liners
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>>222769133
what's your point
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>Posters
>Clothing
>Hats
>Trading Cards
>Soundtracks
>VHS Tapes
>Action Figures
>Candy
>Ice Cream
>Energy Drinks
This movie made millions on merch sales alone.
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Who other than "cinephiles" would watch this I think it's pretty obvious it was gonna flop
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>>222769779
>Who other than "cinephiles" would watch this[?]
Cult capitulators, but again, it's not June so there's no obligation for them to turn out in droves.
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>>222768913
Thank god. This movie is heaped with critics praise and the trailer is both incoherent and smug so I can only assume the high ratings are because it's fabuuulous! Or whatever gay people say nowadays.
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>>222769658
>Random bullshit that won't sell in any stores and needs people to go online to buy items that are most have 5000 units produced.
Yeah great profit margin on some candy and trading cards I'm sure.
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>>222742332
Misogyny
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>>222769658
>They drowned him. They had to. But he's not done.

What? I don't even understand that tagline... do the people who made this film also have Down's Syndrome on top of being completely repulsive faggots?
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>>222742635
That director's name? John Money.



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