>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milk>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to>Get a Skill>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourself>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerism>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxing
Gorilla
It's amusing how it's always the nepobabies doing this shit while the ones who manage to pull thenselves up by their bootstraps never make a personality of it and continue on with life.
Why did he abandon his protege and famous rapper Jet Neptune?
Harland status?
>>222757907all good advice btw, cope and seethe if you think otherwise
>>222757907>i really really hate this eceleb who openly hates jeets and jewsGo back.
>>222757907>Lift weightsWhy? Why must all physical activities by limited to the gym >Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social frictionI will speak ill of whoever I please
>>222757907>>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxinghow 2 do plz sam
He's been a grifter faggot since day one that I'll never pay a single cent to, but he HAS made me laugh quite a bit on one or two occasions, so I can't hate him completely.For example, this bit after some shitfest celebrity boxing match https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hoypmcijdw8
>>222757960>how 2 do plz samfirst come from a rich family, then get lucky with crypto
>>222757986>NO, IN REAL LIFE
>>222757934It's good advice. People who pull themselves up by their bootstraps usually want to kick the ladder down behind them.
Be a theater kid from a rich New England family. Go to art school and get a useless degree. Try to move to LA and work in advertisement but fail. Take HGH because you can't grow a beard.
>>222757907Reminder he owes his resurgence back in 2023-24ish to clippers who took the best parts of his Hydewars Episodes and made easily digestible videos for his newfound zoomer audience.
PUMPKIN MUCH
>>222757953Hyde himself is friends with a handful of Heebs, though. His take just the “I hate kikes, but the ones that are my friends are from the good ones btw”.Literally the Hasan take but slightly edgier.
>>222757907Why should I do any of that?Hyde got to assfuck teenage Marky BEFORE he did any of that stuff, so clearly all the stuff on that list is not necessary.
Do you have to make being masculine sound so gay?
>>222757939The gorilla nest was not built, but Big Strong Guy lies in wait. The building is inevitable.
>>222758810majority of people hold this general position - they dislike a group, but the ones they know on a personal level, or the ones who do whatever public job they like (athlete/celeb) they are exceptions
>>222757907I will not listen to advice from fucking temu trotsky lel
>>222758810I don't understand Adam FriedlandI've watched cumtown clips and he seems to be the least funny of the 3, and have the least interesting stuff to say even when he's not trying to be funny, but he's more popular than his complete lack of talent would indicateis it just because he's jewish and is being propped up by semitism?
Don't drink raw milk, it's super unhealthy.
>>222759523>is it just because he's jewish and is being propped up by semitism?I believe so
Isnt this the guy who cried when Charlie got Kirk'd
>>222758840>>222757939>>222757933Hi channing
>>222759598If some moron wants to drink cow shit and pus thinking it's some magical potion, I say let them.
>>222758833he can only convince himself to remain cis by associating masculinity with gayness
>>222757907Buy a trap house and fill it with whores and druggies and give internet retards access to the security cameras‘The cows’ they call them!
>>222757907
>>222759636>t. ranny
Why do Samtards act like this is their secret knowledge no one else can handle, when they’re the poor ones, and people who actually don’t know who Sam Hyde is are more likely to have careers and money?
>>222758191Oftentimes they have a controlled group of mentees and you’re just not part of it
>>222757907>I'm an overgrown baby with no hobbies and no gf and my idol is a guy who cringeposts for a living but I'm totally gonna improooooove with this BAZED formula I saw on my youtube shorts kys
>>222759988The people that watch him are raised by single mothers and he's their father substitute. They genuinely don't know these things.
>>222757907>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social frictionThis one is so out of place, its not awful advice but he doesn’t follow it at all, and he’s being way too goody-two-shoes when really the rule is ‘judge character as well as you can and keep it to yourself if its not useful to say’ But he says THOU SHALT NOT BULLY! *films a woman overdosing and then sells it on 4chan*
>>222760040Damn
>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milkAka fuck Tim Heidecker and all the people who won’t hire me, they’re pudgy>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to>Get a SkillAka knowing how to work with people is stupid and Adult Swim fucked me by pretending it matters, learn to study alone because you’re going to have to be self-employed>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social frictionAka Tim caused ‘social friction’ by speaking ill of me so its his fault I lost my show and everybody who talks bad about me hates mankind>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourselfAka never account for your failure or you will have an episode again >Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledgeAka have a rich dad and pay to listen to me>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerismAka don’t drain your trust fund by doing all these drugs and shit I’m liable to blow a lot of money on, try to spend only the interest payments>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by DebtmaxxxingAka use your trust fund to perform arbitrage
>>222759523adam is playing a role kind of on cumtown. nick has some weird kryptonite-like power over him. when he's a guest on orher shows he's a completely different dude all that meek oy veying goed away and he's a bro
>>222757907>>222757941I was a huge Sam fan but the rage baiting is exhausted, he totally whiffed on the Charlie Kirk Israel op, he was threatening revolution about it nearly this time last year, but now that it's outed as a glownigger set up of the "Left" on behalf Israel and neo neocon evangelicals, he ignores it. I wonder how he is interpreting how Nick Fuentes is basically a confirmed fed asset too, Ali Alexander was one thing, his bff Lucas Gage literally recorded a video apology to a rabbi.
>>222760212He thinks he’s a better operator than he is
At what point am I supposed to suck off Peter Thiel?
>>222757907That dude follows none of your points, at most he gets half a point for lifting weights, but he is not in shape
I was listening to these guys at work which is a change of pace for me. I usually listen to philosophy lectures and other crap. They're legitimately talented comedians, kept catching me off guard. The thing is, I think they can get away with a lot of subversive statement making due to some sort of social insulation. I'm guessing they're fairly rich bitch kids, not a lot of working class to their souls.
>>222759967Keep carrying the flame
>>222760212It's impossible to know what Sam Hyde really thinks. He's hiding behind too many layers of irony. It sounds like it went over your head.
>>222760642>>222760642No it's not, he's clearly an unironic r*ghtoid
>>222757907>Stop oversocializingThis advice is not useful to any of the kind of incel sloploser that watches his brand of grift.
>>222757907>>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social frictionAll he fucking does is speak ill of other men
>>222757933Fucking gottem
>>222760642He's bitter about not making it in the industry, everything else is downstream of that.
>>222760212>a grifter "threatens revolution">"i-it might have actually happened this time, incels!! oh i can't wait for someone to save us"
>>222760642>look how many layers of no clothes my emperor is wearing, surely you can't see through them ALLGorilla nest strips him bare.
>>222760668 don't confuse jew tribalism with being right wing
>>222759988Because it's really easy to manipulate antisocial NPC losers.
>>222757941It’s the most milquetoast basic advice in existence. It’s the advice you’ll find in a bargain bin self help hook. Hurrr work out and get good at something and take care of your personal time.If you couldn’t think of these things yourself please just kill yourself right now because you’re not going to make it.
>>222760744You think I could convince incels I invented meal prep just by finding the ones who talk to the least amount of people and telling them that I did?
>>222760762You can only get to be a Sam Hyde fan by not being able to think of any of those things
>>222760816yeah as long as you come at it from the right angle
[sad eceleb news] redbar was only pretending to be rich believing he could fake it till he made it he got repo'd like a nigger for owing taxes, just as pod awful predicted a year ago. he was probably spot on about the new set being paid with a ppp loan as well
>>222757939Williams'd
>>222760642>He's hiding behind too many layers of irony.I wish. He was actually funny when he was doing that.
>>222757933It really is sort of hilarious how quickly Harlan's career tanked again after he got gorilla'd. Imagine how pissed his handlers are about the fact their planned "killshot" to Sam backfired? Pissed enough to quit pushing the unfunny cuck all day every day on every outlet.Grampa unc was the least funny (read: most unfunny) part of that Dave Chappelle movie Half-Baked and that was dude's careeer peak.
Maybe sam shouldve told everyone to join this wonderful fantasy football league (7 spots remaining) https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league/join?leagueId=1346963510&inviteId=da3fb616-7288-4b0a-b480-fc2f9fde8df6
>>222760762So it's not good advice because it's true?
Leon Trotsky lookin ass monkey. Hasn't said one funny thing in 5 years.
>>222757907>>222757934isn't he not even a nepobaby he just got super lucky being in the right place at the right time with Bitcoin 15 years ago and that's paying for everything he does now?
>>222760762>It’s the most milquetoast basic advice in existence.It's the same thing with Jordan Peterson. Lots of people in the world literally have never gotten this advice. Everyone coming up through the public school system brainwashed by pop culture has been culturally sabotaged to fail.
>>222757907If you do the opposite of all these things you get Jet Neptune
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>222757907heccin BASED and TRAD!
whos bitch is this? yall better come get her
>>222760744>parents tell you to clean your room>FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD I HATE YOU>benzo-addicted college professor tells you to clean your room>BASED BASED BASED SO FUCKIN ZASED...............
>>222757941The people this advice is aimed at barely socialize, much less oversocialize. If anything they need to go to a party and get drunk once in a while.
>>222757907gayest thread on /tv/ congrats
>>222762701all those words to say absolutely nothing
>>222762723Are you fucking retarded? He's saying that people use games to overcome meaningless, artificial challenges in video games, instead of finding real, fulfilling challenges in real life.
>>222762757>fulfilling challenges in real life.Real life is a scam. At least in some videogames you have a chance of winning on your skills
>>222762757>instead of finding real, fulfilling challenges in real life.That's the problem, it's a poisoned chalice of a goal because the rules of the game are stacked against you. It's not that people are refusing to fulfill real challenge to play video games; people are playing video games because fulfilling meaningful goals is becoming impossible in these dystopian times.
>>222762701Based xannieman
>>222757907Why did he build the gorilla nest
>>222761264If you want to talk to me about Red Bar I’m here, I AM the Red Bar schizo. I was there, i saw it, i met mike, I listened to the coirt-ordered deleted archives live, I listened to the Downfall, I listened to Kyle and Sahar and Fritz and every name that gets you banned now. I listened to Mike Bridenstine. I listened to Dean. And I saw what Mike did, even if he pretends he didn’t see it too
>>222762999did jules leave his ass?
>>222763033Lmfao i have no idea i dont listen to him now, dude internally died in 2015 or so. Im like 2003-2015. I have some details about the later (im not a personal friend I just met him and was on the show for an Atlanta live meetup in the early 2010s (deleted)) and held the camera for the actual fight in the kitchen that was posted for the Barmy
>>222757933fpbp
>>222761915>>222762701>’ex’-junky suddenly disappears and their family reports that they are ‘safe having medical problems’ somewhere you don’t need to know about, and that you should not expect to hear from himTale as old as time
>>222761338Not true Harland's career peaked with Rocketman, leading role and nationwide theatrical release.
>>222763033Oh but you know Mike doesn't let her leave the house by herself and her family hates her, right? Guy's a paranoid shut-in (Dean fucked his gf right under his nose for several months of shows (which meant FIVE 2-hour shows a week back when this guy had vitality, you fucking rubes!!!), and then of course it happened again when his friends and co-workers spent a few months playing nice on the show while putting together their method to leave this crazy abusive non-paying drug-abuser when he was caught buying cocaine using directly from their new company's wallet. No way to trust anymore, I imagine, and so he keeps her a pumpkin shell, very poorly
>>222762701I will never stop liking him, sorry. Rewatched one of his older lectures over the weekend
*ahem*
>>222763222her family hates him***Sorry about that, super important. Oh and I was there for the show he first brought her on, he kept repeatedly asserting 'she's my wife' over and over. Look I get being assertive and even possessive but you gotta understand this guy relies on controlling his dying audience and he's done so for years. The fans and especially the chat are fucking bloodthirsty in defense of him and betray eachother at the drop of a hat, and he calls them out and used to dox his own fans and anyone who got close to him. Whatever lmfao
>>222763230My favorite author also wrote the most meaningful works to me of all time, between a state of recovery from extreme drug use and a return to another state of extreme drug use
>>222757907It's so cringe watching him pretend to be a Christian.
>>222757907>You've gotta do something. Unless you're over the age of twenty eight. Then you should just lay down and wait to die for the next sixty years.
>>222757941Dude this is like basic shit you learn from your dad when you are 16... ohhhh....
>>222761338>Does Kill Tony with Nick
>>222762817Bullshit, there are people accomplishing goals every day. You've been demoralized and cope by pretending there is no way out of your current miserable life. There isn't a si gle goal ypi can make irl that won't he better for you and vastly more important than any goal you reach in a videogame even if that goal is just remembering to brush your teeth.
>>222757953He is Jewish
Just kind of amateur in every avenue except ersatz authority pressures on only the lowest of bastard rubes
>>222757907Kill all smokers
>>222757907Isn’t he a comedian?
>>222762817Bro you are hanging out with cults designed to make you feel like a helpless loser, whether that be Sam or 4chan. You shouldn't be touching this stuff unless you understand that.
>>222760199Adam was literally Nick's handler. Nick would stop taking his meds or straight disappear. They mentioned it occasionally, it was Adam that would go find him. Nick cohosted his new show because without Adam Nick is a complete bum and he admits it. Stav would just laugh at him whenever he was obviously off his meds like the chainmail bit where you could tell Nick wasnt taking his meds and was fucked up and Stav did nothing. Adam made the show work unironically Stav had checked out years before it ended and Nick is too much of a flake burnout. Without Adam there was literally no show.
>>222763450That's awesome and I appreciate the show even more now. What do we know about the meds?
>>222758740The clips are so weird because they're constantly jumping from one time period to another abruptly. One second you're watching something from 2024, then next, you're watching something from like 2011 like it's nothing. It's really surreal.Compiling things that Sam Hyde has said over the years into motivational self-help tutorials is fucking retarded as well and shows how much his newfound audience of brown zoomers doesn't understand his style of comedy, which he's now abandoned in pursuit of actually becoming a sincere rightwing self help guru, largely thanks to these retards. For the past several years, he's been trying to become what the stupidest members of his audience mistook him as.
He spams this website because he thinks we're retarded and plenty of us fucking are! What do you think about that?!
>>222759523He sucks. He thinks that by not being funny, he's funny. I fucking hate him. The fact that any of those faggots are popular is weird enough, but his success is truly perplexing. It's gotta be his ethnicity. There's no other explanation that I can think of.
>stop oversocializingOne of the dumbest things he said. Always socialize and build your charisma and manipulation skills while expanding your network to have a much easier time getting the good well paying jobs.
>>222763538All the rules are incoherent. I intend to be a /lit/fag here when I say these idiots are using and taking retarded caveman language and this seller is also a user. If Sam really can think and has a soul behind the screen more than 'eat like a bastard and laugh in the idiots' face', then he probably went to Guiliard like Nicoavocado, because he's a brilliant actor
>watching the people in the trap house gooning 'huh huh look at those idiots stuck in the trap house' Just a little interpretive reading goes a long way here
>>222763538He wants you to fail. That's the thing.
>>222763661they're all cope rules he designed to make all the reasons he fucked up seem like moral values
>>222763471I don't know but he went on the podcast years ago wearing chainmail muttering to himself with a glassy eyed expression and all Stav did was giggle and laugh and let him publicly schizo out for epic bacon lulz. Adam was obviously babysitting his retarded ass to keep the show going because making 50k a month to do nothing consistently for 1 hour a week was unironically too much responsibility for Nick and too much work for Stav. Only Adam seemed to comprehend the ease of their lives and seemed to have any long term interest in keeping the gravy train rolling. Hes a jew so that makes sense but he was also clearly playing thr strawman to Nick for comedy a lot, without someone like him the show wouldn't actually work. Someone had to be the punching bag and all Stav ever did was function as a laugh track and get assmad when Nick would turn his attention to him. Most of the "work" and maintenance was definitely Adam.
>>222757907What kind of person says he doesn't like nature? There's a black soul behind those eyes.
>>222757907>drink RAW milkPeople aren't this retarded, right?
>>222763676I remember it fondly. If the only source for this story is your interpretation, then I'm still completely down, because it makes sense. I liked the show because it was centered around a depressed rehab case who would snap into abuse symptoms and withdrawal
>>222763268Kek
>>222762701Fuck Juden Peterstein lmao
>>222763661Which is actually a good outlook to have in adulthood. Essentially everyone is potentially your completion. Any help you give someone else should be transactional and benefit you in some way.
>>222763822He's not helping anyone though, he's giving them deliberately shitty advice so that they'll fail while making money off of them. Nice little setup, huh?
>>222763822>Any help you give someone else should be transactional and benefit you in some way.a great way to end up alone in life
>>222757907>Speak ill of no Manbants4lyfe
>>222761453sailing school, tennis lessons, and horseback riding Masshole childhood. He's art school soft and compensating hard, thus the roids. Daddy didn't respect his choices, must have been very traumatizing.
I miss the old Sam before he became this roidtranny. It's like his soul has left his body. There's nothing left of that old charm and mischievousness. Even the voice is weird. For me it's no different from trooning out.
>>222763901There is literally no benefit in helping people most of the time. They don’t appreciate it and often times we’re just using you. Adulthood is cut throat
>>222763979agreed. he used to be able to laugh at himself ca 2015
>>222762817You're not living in Stalinist Russia anon. You can go bankrupt in most countries and just start over in a few years. The amount of things you can do in a modern industrial society is so numerous that its a problem of having too choices more than anything.
>>222763822Right he's being a shit-eating rat in front of everyone, and we all hold his donors in contempt.
>>222761533Jocko Willink was the absolute worst case of this, with his message that basically amounted to, "If you fail, you should try again," which everybody on the right thought was the most novel idea they'd ever heard. It's something you're supposed to have learned in preschool and men in their forties and fifties acted like they'd never heard it before. "Damn, I thought that if I slip and fall, I'm supposed to just stay on the ground for the rest of my life."
>>222763979Did the roids cause the insecurity or did the insecurity cause the roids? I say it's comorbidity
>>222764051Few normal people go on roids for sensible reasons. Most people just take them thinking it's what's keeping them from making progress with muscle growth when most of the time they just need to put 20 pounds more on the bar and do 8 gruntful rep rather than 12 huffing reps.
>>222764051Asking this is like watching a cat walk by through a slit in a fence and thinking, "Did the head cause the tail, or did the tail cause the head?" They're both just different parts the same condition.
>>222763960>sailing school, tennis lessons, and horseback riding Masshole childhood.Funny, can't imagine him doing any of these white person activities now. He became the antithesis of how he was raised.
>>222757907This dude was left in obscurity for years and without iDubbbz he probably would've killed himself. Then he acts like his "hard work" made him successful.
>>222763373now youve got it. congratulations. not everyone had the privilege to hear that from theiir dads
>>222763373never heard my dad say anything even remotely likely that, granted he was a scientologist and probably planned on doing this during the courses I never bothered signing up for after the first one was ruined my summer when I was 10
>>222763984like i said, great way to end up alone in life. "bro but everything is like that" is not an excuse.
>>222757907>Stop oversocializingWhat on earth does that mean?
>>222764401I dunno, stop getting caught up in the tangle of other people's lives or something probably.
>>222764395>I'm not alone, because I have parasites that feed on me
>>222757907Why are people so desperate to take life advice from failed comedians?
>>222760212My advice to you is take your meds and touch grass, maybe turn off the internet for a little bit?
>>222764441>failed comediansPost a "succesful" comedian hahaha
>>222764108>>222764111Indeed, comorbidity
>>222764511Trump is the most successful comedian of all time. He's washed now of course but he was hilarious in his prime.
>>222764511Why don't you stop kidding around and take things seriously? You could evolve ten thousand years just by actually paying attention to this thread
>>222763984He's deliberately misleading people and collecting their money in the process though. Not helping people is one thing, scamming them is another.
>>222764034>men in their forties and fifties acted like they'd never heard it before. "Damn, I thought that if I slip and fall, I'm supposed to just stay on the ground for the rest of my life."Grown men grew up watching everyone around them making excuses and excuses while the authority figures in the room took them seriously and made special concessions and accommodations for them. There really are men in their forties who've never heard this before, or if they did, someone derided it to them as fascism or some shit. And a lot of people took way too long to realize that all those concessions and accommodations don't apply to them.
>>222764434Ideally, your relationships should be reciprocal.
aliyah status?
Do you people fucking realize his main profit stream is a fucking drug-den he's paid a bunch of homeless people to abuse themselves and eachother in!? I know this is 4chan but do you understand what we are looking at here?! Can I get a response here or do you not plainly see it?!?
>>222764881sunken cost fallacy for these cuckos, theyre too invested in him doing epic Nazi humor even though he'd have been in a concentration camp with the rest of the fags and jews
>>222763676>>222763450That actually makes a lot of sense if true; Nick is naturally funny but after you hear a few stories about his personal life, it really makes you wonder how the fuck this guy lived, like he is consistently making the worst decisions possible and ending up in situations that I don't think any amount of drugs could convince me is an OK way to live, and he has moments where he seems really bitterIf Adam really was the kind of friend that is just constantly dragging Nick out of bad situations, then I can get how timid and quiet he was on the show, because he's probably sitting there nervous as fuck that Nick might suddenly switch up or say something that is not OK even by cumtown standards
>>222764796That's a very somber and emotional way of saying that some people are so stupid that they somehow lived decades without learning basic principles that all living species know. Even a fucking cat will clean itself off when it gets dirty. It won't be like, "Well, I guess I'm just covered in dirt for the rest of my life." But you're telling me that middle aged men lack this concept of self-preservation. And you sound like you're empathizing with them too, which is weird as fuck.
>>222764955The fans are paying to be in a concentration camp with jews, it is clear to all
>>222764796>Grown men grew up watching everyone around them making excuses and excuses while the authority figures in the room took them seriously and made special concessions and accommodations for them.If that's all it took to make them believe that any failure means that their life is effectively over, they're to blame, not the people around them. If a man lives to the age of forty without figuring out that you shouldn't just lay down and die the second things start to go south on his own, and needed to hear it from a US Marine in order to figure it out, that's his problem.>There really are men in their forties who've never heard this beforeThey shouldn't need to hear it. They should just know. If I fall down, I'm going to get back up. I'm not going to lie down for the rest of my life and tell you to come down and sit on the floor with me if you ever need to talk to me.>or if they did, someone derided it to them as fascism or some shit.If they were that easily fooled into believing that the concept of solving problems is fascism then they have far bigger problems than I could personally ever fathom. We're talking about the idea that when there's a problem, you should solve it. You'd have to be clinically retarded not to understand this on your own.>And a lot of people took way too long to realize that all those concessions and accommodations don't apply to them.No shit. They've apparently never heard about the novel idea of problem solving before. God help them.
>>222765111>>222764796Both of you are right, people are left behind and retarded (observe these synonyms) and they are sad and somberSam Hyde - Corrupt Adult Remedial Education Officer
What happened to this guy he was rarely like this back then
>>222763676 The reality is all of CumTown (and MDE) are massive nepobabies, to the point to where if they were born in any other era they'd have been handed easy success through whatever the fashionable institution of the time was. CT owes all of its early platforming to Chapo retweets and Chapo was always propped by oligarch money. This idea that Nick Mullen (already an established internet persona) just "happened" to meet the Chapo crew in a hole in the wall Chinese shitbox restaurant and then became luxury penthouse roomates while Nick was making $10 an hour shows was retarded goycattle podcast audiences are
>>222757907skibidi chungus
When measuring the advice from people like Peterson and Hyde its important that the guy they were competing with was Andrew Tate who just straight up told people to be retarded criminals.
>>222757907>>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction>names his energy drink company after a man who he spoke ill of and slandered relentlessly
Sam sucks but Jet is even worse somehow They're making a documentary about the HS Asian girl that killed herself after "dating" him
>>222766212kek theyll never make me hate the ghost od kiev
>>222757907Has this faggot or his apprentice faggot commented at all on the suicide of the teenager they groomed on their show?
>>222758238KEK
>this is… le you…>waaaahh. WAAAAHHH! My feefees are hurt! We need to cancel anyone who made jokes! We need Palantir to monitor everyone! Save me Peter Thiel AAAAAAAAHHHHNice hero you got there, /tv/
>>222757953You don't understand. OP is based and redpilled like us. That's why he places people inside unending purity spirals which inevitably results is paralysis. He's definitely not a masquerading tranny libtard because he said the nigger and faggot word!
>>222757907>debtmaxxingHorrible advice. You’ll ruin your life.
>>222766481Nah man, just tell them you 're on painkillers and you can pay them three dollars a month.
>>222757907>raw milkWhy? So I can consume parasites and cow shit? Why is pasteurisation a bad thing?>Stop oversocializingIn an era where people are becoming more and more reliant on smartphones this is atrocious advice>Get a SkillWhat skill does Sam Hyde have? He’s a trust fund baby who couldn’t make it. I guess he’s probably skilled at sucking Peter Thiels cock>Speak ill of no ManIn other words, don’t point out he’s a grifter>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourselfBizarre, meaningless statement>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledgeIn other words, give him money to act as your surrogate edaddy>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerismWhat does that even mean? Consumerism these days seems to be a statement people apply to buying literally any form of entertainment. He bought a video game to play so he can unwind from a stressful day? CONSOOMER! Shame him! Live a boring lifestyle where you stare at a wall after work>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by DebtmaxxxingGreat way to destroy your retirement What a bozo. Grown men look up to this “man” who was so low-T he had to take roids and test only to wind up with a swollen, misshaped abomination head
>>222757933/thread
>>222766621>>Separate yourself from Outcomes>Bizarre, meaningless statementI know, lmfao, how about figure out what works? 'separate yourself from outcomes' you mean separate yourself from your failures, which is actually good advice if you had the courage to admit that
>>222757907And dont forget to troon out.
>>222762701>start slaying dragons by becoming an accountant>ai comes>start slaying dragons by making art>ai comes>start slaying dragons by coding>ai comes>start slaying dragons by working at mcdonalds>your coworkers ostracize you and call you a weirdo and a creep for no reasonwow what a worthwhile experience
>>222757907Sounds good. Thanks.
>>222757907>Don't tell me what to do.
>>222766349Who?
>>222760693Given that he is incel community speaker guy what he really means "I have never spoken ill of ANY man, I have merely provided the crime statistics and let you the viewer decide if that man is subhuman"
>>222769209See >>222766307Her name is Ellie Moon.
>>222757934>pull thenselves up by their bootstrapsThis was never a real thing. It was a...joke, for lack of a better word, the american slave classes spat at the wealthy when they were told to work the fields and their poor paying jobs harder and take more unpayable debt that will land them in debtors prison so they can become wealthy and afford to live a basic life. It was impossible. How do you pull yourself up into the air with your boot straps? Then those very rich people and the amerimut field slaves were fed a meritocracy lie that made them think that the reason they are being kept poor and working longer hours for less pay and more debt was because they weren't working hard enough thus deserved it. Now we have people saying I WORK HARD as an inherent virtue. While not realizing that working hard for anyone but yourself, recognition, a fair wage or for a chance at something better was little more the proud slavery.
>>222763129Canadian government forced him into a re-education prison to be brainwashed.
>Be born to rich parents>Fail at comedy>Impregnate an asian woman>Be a basic bitch self help guru grifter
>>222763373My dad never taught me anything like this. He didn't abandon the family, we aren't black or anything like that. He was just never interested in being a father figure.
>>222770147You’re kind of proving his point.
>>222757907>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milkSam takes TrT and is still obese>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it toSam spends his timr around people he pays or who work for him but are expected to act like his friends>Get a SkillSam has mediocre film making skills. That counts but where is talent exactly?>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social frictionSam constantly starts spats with everyone online and irl either to troll them or because he gets upset. E.g. Harlan, Hasan.>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourselfSam is a rich kid>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledgeSam did a bunch of art bs and didn't pick out any speciality in academia or in business. He leveraged his online bs to adult swim and then instantly fucked it up>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerismSam brags about buying expensive cameras, lenses etc he doesn't need just to use for a visual gimmick that doesn't help his work and the rest goes on cars, suits etc none of which helps his career.>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by DebtmaxxxingI can believe he is in debt by how bad he is with acting professionally. Again see being blacklisted from all media except fringe internet bullshit in his early 30's.
>>222769859What a piece of shit.
>>222757934A lot of trades people benefit from nepotism.
>>222761453Bitcoin wasn't luck. Everyone was talking about buying it when it was like 0.05 per coin. It just looked like a huge scam.
>>222770743Keeping bitcoin long enough and selling it without it getting stolen or lost in the many, many ways that can happen required luck.
>>222758191> People who pull themselves up by their bootstraps usually want to kick the ladder down behind them.Sad but true.
>>222757934Sam has never worked a day in his life. He brings up retarded shit like being a school assistant for retarded black kids like its supposed to matter. Hes never worked. When a guy tells you stupid vague bullshit like "just get a skill bro" you know you are talking to an actual clueless fucking retard. Wow dude, ok I'll go get a skill, oh im still poor what do I do, oh well do this thing called DEBTMAXXING bro, MAXIMIZE your debt. Wow OK now im skilled and still working class tier and now im in debt, what now. Oh well youre MAKING IT, just keep GRINDING.
>>222766431>We need to cancel anyone who made jokesYeah with lead
>>222757907SSS tier>kickstarter tv>ok computer eraSS tier>ideas man era>vertical videosS tier>standup trollingA tier>boxing arcB tier>early tim & eric clone slopC tier>world peaceF tier>extreme peace>gorilla nest
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>>222771012and sam hyde show is C tier
>>222763277>his dying audienceHe had no audience before 2020-2021, when he retooled himself and wiped his past from the internet. His new show had nothing to do with what he used to do before that.
>>222757907>>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milk>>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to>>Get a Skill>>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction>>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourself>>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge>>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerism>>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by DebtmaxxxingI do all of this and look like pic related
>>222758238STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>>222763313Burroughs?
>>222771119>He had no audience before 2020-2021What the fuck are you talking about? He had a huge audience and was infamous on the internet throughout the 2020's. World Peace was immediately a hit when it came out. None of the people who are fans of him now were fans of his in the 2010's because his original audience left and he gained a different, smaller one, but he had a fucking audience prior to 2020. He was way bigger back then than he is now. He was on fucking TV. Now he's been pushed to the far corners of the internet.
>>222762701If I engaged in killing the dragons of real life I'd be arrested.
>>222757907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6sryOtbEIgthoughts?for me, Fishtank is dogshit and I hate seeing that simpbait mentioned at all
>>222763230this but unironically. Never abandoned Petterson and all of his most vocal and performative haters are all miserable assholes anyway
>>222757907>Get a SkillAh yes, let me just pick up that skill of being an electrician. Should only take 5-10 years probably(actual skills take a long fucking time to develop)
>>222771012World Peace should be up there in A or S tier, you just don't seem to like MDE as opposed to just being a Sam Hyde fanBUT, it's nice to see someone who also thinks the original KSTV was one of the best things he ever made. Still put it on sometimes while I'm folding laundry or in place of music while I code.
>>222772037Fishtank season 1 was pure kino. 2 was good too, but it got too into "lolcow" baiting shit. Does anyone know what happened to Jet? He was like Sams lieutenant for a while and then he disappeared and isnt in anything now. The Sam Hyde show is Ryan from Gavin McInness show and that other guy and they all mesh well with Sam because they arent xaned out zoomer retards. The Are you okay segments are funny too bc at least Sam starts bullying his stupid employees
>>222771989yikes bro
>>222771012vertical videos arent that funny and are one of the lower tier things Sam has done. Ideas Man was kino
>>222771012I would add PGL to the A tier
>>222772084MDE as a whole has great shit like ideas man/college cunts/brooklyn street fashion (minus charls)/moms/some of the podcast, I think world peace was just pretty weak outside of a handful of skits (glass table, rock up the hill, john maus). It's just too over the top, most of the skits aren't really that funny and a lot is performative edge. If they do a 3rd season, I'd hope they bring it down and do skits that aren't so over the top and ambitious. They can be chill and be funny, not everything needs 50 extras and prosthetics.>>222772452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2RiIHJjzm0>>222772478pretty varied in quality, but yeah that and hyde wars have a lot of good momentsby the way, can anyone find that old kissing booth one? it's one of the few funny mirror videos I can't get anymore.
>>222772494what was the one where hes playing an african guy confronting him for killing his father?
>>222772430>Fishtank season 1 was pure kino
>>222757907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwR33WcOZ4KRAICS DON'T GET SCREWEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-Dy2cApxIAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t3pgyz9SP4WELCOME TO HELL
>>222772447Nothing scary is happening, faggot.
>>222772447>Just... just let me make it obvious that I have no idea what I'm talking about without any pushback, or I'll... or I'll say yikes!Kys.
>>222757907>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milkroidtranny>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it tocant socialize as he has no real friends>Get a Skillgrifter>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social frictiontalks shit constantly, fucked up most friendships he's had including charls at one point>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourselfcope for fucking up the adult swim show>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledgedidnt do this>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerismwasted it on cars (that he had to sell) and other shit, needed thousands of subscriptions to continue lets play channel>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxingcredit ruined
>>222757907No one these days is over socializing
>>222760762>>222761533>>222764034I can't believe I have to even say this because people can't see the forest for the trees:Yeah, no shit the advice is basic. The biggest barrier in life for 90% of people will always be their mental state. The advice isn't to clean your room; it's the reassurance and motivation from someone you respect. It's 90% coping skills.I'd hope the advice is simple. It's not exactly fucking rocket science. If you're in a hole, you start digging. It's just like talk therapy. Yeah of course it's obvious, because that's not the point. Therapy exists to train our retarded primal ape brain and condition it to be okay with sitting in a fucking office and working fucking 40 hours a week under artificial fluorescent lighting and to not want to kill ourselves.Sam and Jordan say the shit that people without a strong upstanding role model in their life never got to hear.
>>222772850the post wasn't about sam hyde retardo
>>222763076His peak was 2018-2021. 2022-2024 were decent, although noticeably not as good. Then there was a sudden change with him in late 2024, where something just seemed... off.
>>222763277What do you mean, "you were there?" Like you were watching the live stream when it happened?
>>222762817No one's stopping anyone from learning to play an instrument, writing a book or making pottery, man.
>>222773793His OC comedy, music and prank calls are terrible. He's not a talented man. Redbar's only worth watching for the fail clips he played (which most of the time he didn't even find, his fans did). I'll give him that he's good at milking a 10 second clip for hours.
>>222773928He can be pretty funny and his prank calls were funny. It sounds like you have a bone to pick with him.
>>222762701MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>222761818lol
>>222763822This is how people in third world countries think. If everyone thought it was smart to do that in a civilized place we would end up just like them
>>222770577Remember that time one of his youtube clippers went slightly out of line talking to Channing and then Sam had him entirely deplatformed for it?Sam or one of his peeps even harassed the guy directly:https://vocaroo.com/i/s08vMQnHK3yrA followup to that:http://archive.is/5whSTOr the time Sam got Soph banned and deplatformed off of Youtube for her Marky video where she got Sam to admit he did it?Or that time James Price confirmed he was at a meeting where Sam made people sign contracts to never work with Charls after Charls left, causing some people there to walk out in disgust and cutting ties with Sam?Or Sam thinking it's creepy to record people secretly:https://vocaroo.com/kiuhHhksWeU And then hypocritically doing it when he fires his employees:https://vocaroo.com/he1ljCwJ0c1And now Sam pretends to be Christian?Everyone at MDE is a scumbag.
>>222757907he won
>>222760187>avoid what I view as my mistakesI don’t know, it’s kind of universal as far as advice, hardly judgeable.
>>222759598>>222759880shalomthat said goat milk is better
>>222774499Dude’s the quintessential scumbag.
>>222757907I'm in my 30s so I'm too old for this surrogate dad life coach shit
>>222773793You have no idea how popular this show used to be before 2011 man, they had a fucking comedy club
>>222757907Did this guy offend Indians or pakis or something? That would explain the constant barrage of threads seething about him.
>>222776098No its just completely well adjusted and functional adults seething about the fact that the guru giving advice isn't giving them advice that's applicable to them. If you want to get into the advice game you need to give people extremely useful advice that allows everyone listening to make more friends, be more successful at their job and fuck more. Just take Clavicular as an example, any man can follow his looksmaxxing plan and he's demonstrably correct about practically everything. Just smash your face with a hammer and you look better. Clav did that and now he's a millionaire.
>>222763373>from your dadAn important point.
>>222757907>RAW milk*Clabber Don't drink raw milk, unless you milked it. A cow's anus sprays shit directly on its udders. Do you really trust some Indian to wipe it down first? Fuck. Most of them milk then in the dirtiest corner of the same barn they shit and piss in. Ferment it so you don't poison yourself. Your ancestors did that anyway, be a man and develop a taste for the sour. If it didn't clabber in a day, that's some dirty ass milk. If it doesn't clabber in two throw that shit out and find a better provider.
>>222776098Sam's art is making it seem like he offends people when he's actually ignored by them. The only ones offended are ex-fans who've grown up enough to see through his bullshit. Clearly you haven't.
>>222757933Why did he get so triggered?
>>222776098nah he's just a fag who can't just use a tripcode and most likely pays for these threads
>>222776574Cope
>>222762701idk I make like 4-5k a month and still game like a degen some days of the week, people who work all the time and soly identify themselfes with/through their work are retarded and most likely on drugs.And then they turn 60 get fired from your job realize you have no personality/hobbies other than the job you had, you do not really know your wife and your daughter is a thirsttrap bimbo who gets interviewd by andrew tate....
>>222775612It's all bullshit anyway
Have a Negroid. Have two.
>>222777225build the nest, sam
>>222762701Is his mudshark daughter the princess or the dragon?
>>222777316>your daughter is hotOh no
>>222760498But grifting retards is a skill?
>>222777354It's actually hapas. He has three of them -- amazing, considering the tren should have wrecked his testes by now.
>>222774499I never cared for soph's video, now I wish I watched it.Sam has pretty much fucked over every person that was in his age range. I mean, he has done it to the younger guys too, but they're too retarded to notice.
>>222776098This is the type of post Sam actually uses to trick gullible retards into watching his show
>>222777564Sam has kids? wtf
>>222757907the one guy I know who takes this guy seriously is a loser in his 40s who still lives with his parents
>This is your audience
>>222777596So, yes.
>>222760827The leader singer of Portugal the man is an MDE fan lol
What about Sam makes chudettes so wet?https://youtu.be/o1QiK0tjhhI?si=zBSiXDrHh27sy1UW
>>222778113It’s an insult to losers in their 40s who live with their parents to associate them with an eceleb
>>222757941Yeah and now what? Easy to say than do.
>>222778219You mean he liked an Adult Swim show from over ten years ago? Woah! So i bet that means he watches those druggies in the trap house and listens to fathead’s grifter advice for teenagers!
>>222778190No. Buy an ad
>>222757907I wonder just how many people have ruined their dogshit lives by following the advice of privileged upper middle class spoiled brats who make edgy online content for mentally impaired teenagers with low-functioning autism.
>>222757907>BUILD A GORILLA NEST>BUILD A SECOND GORILLA NEST
>>222778113It makes sense, you don't preach about power to the strong
>>222778610So you want advice that dramatically improves your life but doesn't require you to actually do anything?
>Tanks his career by mocking the Jews.>Crawls back out of obscurity by riding the self-help/manosphere bandwagon.>He has to keep a holier-than-thou persona, right at the moment where antisemitism is at its peak.>Cucked to Zion Don and a rich faggot over nothing.Probably the only funny thing Sam has ever done.
How is his face so fat
>>222763538socializing is abstract and sometimes fruitless, its kind of a rich get richer poor get poorer. of course it is incredibly important but for some (spergs) people it is borderline impossible to get anything but a negative result.
>>222757907Imagine actually listening to strangers giving advice on the internet
>>222772518>MMMmMmhmhmhmhmhhOOOHHOHOOOOO>FIRST QUESTION, DETECTIVE
>>222780263oh excuse me>MMMMmMm FIRST RIDDLLLE
>>222764401it was a term coined by ted kaczynski in his manifesto. "oversocialization" means being too susceptible to peer pressure and societal beliefs to the point where it becomes uncomfortable just to have thoughts that oppose them, i suppose.
>>222774499It's a shame, because Sam had talent at one point.
>>222773928He was really fucking funny for a long time though, and his pranks were fucking great, so it's weird that you're saying this. I think he sucks now because for whatever reason there was a point where it seemed like he completely forgot how to be funny and was sort of emulating himself in an attempt to become funny again in the year or so before he disappeared the final time, and I have a lot of criticisms with him, but you just sound completely asshurt saying this. Are you the same person who was angrily talking about how you held the camera for a few of his videos in the 2000's? That might explain your emotional connection to him. At any rate, you sound pathetic bitching about him and saying he's "not talented." The point is that he's fucking funny. He had a good run for about twenty years and now you're seething about him anonymously, so I guess he wins and you lose.
>>222778125Wtf, why do they all have curly hair?
>>222762757I play video games because they are fun, simple as. It's not that deep.
>go to the gym and value your time and don't be a consumer>takes donations from wagie zoomer fans, buys watches and a Porsche, streams video games all daySeason 1 MDE had a lot of funny moments but people should actually live what they're preaching before putting on le serious hat and becoming a self-help guru. Gen Z in general has a problem of looking up to streamers who blatantly do it for the money but are too irony poisoned to find it wrong.
>>222781543>Are you the same person who was angrily talking about how you held the camera for a few of his videos in the 2000'sNah, that's another anon, (me). Pardon me for being emotive but the show and its drama and scandals and downfalls were a big rollercoaster for a lot of us. But its true sooner or later you realize Mike is a pretty big asshole and a legitimately destructive and unstable guy. Now he's reached terminal stasis, because he's genuinely really sick from a lifetime of subtance abuse and he only hangs out with his wife, but before that when he had co-hosts, he fell out with like 48 of them over the course of 20 years. Like you couldn't listen to Red Bar for more than three years at a time without a violent breakup with a co-host or what he calls a 'betrayal'. And now there are no co-hosts.And the show's over now, you're not getting any more most likely. This shit was sundowning for a long time
>>222757907>crash out because nobody is subscribing for $30/mo to listen to your schizo babble womp womp
>>222758810Why does Adam Friedland fluctuate his voice while he's talking? He starts out normal and then starts mumbling and making his voice way deeper than it actually is and then when he gets worked up he briefly goes back to talking normal and then goes back to mumbling in that fake deep voice again. Why does he do that?
>>222757907>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledgeLiterally impossible, thanks to boomers.
is this thread full of bots? why are retards replying to the same bait over and over again?https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Lift%20weights%2C%20get%20in%20shape%2C%20become%20strong%2C%20drink%20RAW%20milk/
>>222783705Because Sam has been running viral marketing on the idiots at 4chan since the beginning
>>222757907>swindle a fatherless buffoon>swindle two
>>222781562Everyone who listens to sam hyde comes from bad breeding stock.
I think ill take a nap instead
>>222757907this is surrenderyoung white men should be popping substation oil tanksthey should be working to destroy infrastructurethe backbone of the internet in the US is accessible and destroyablethey should be hunting down congressmen and senators, and CEOs. Particular political pundits and journalists, etc.Hassan Piker and Nick Fuentes should already both be dead.sam is a cuck
...why the fuck is this thread on /tv/?
>>222785199https://www.are.na/block/2845870posting for no reason
>>222785373Hyde threads are part of the board culture
>>222785517Sam's entire income is built on farming this board for retards and if you can't put that together from everything he says then you're a victim
