>Pisses and shats herself in your carpetYou niggas would still try to save her, right??
of course just to piss you off
saaaar I must making thread of India navareetee veddy sexy obsession face ba saar
>>222759141I'd make her eat it
>>222759218If she really loves you, she has do it. That's how it works
>>222759141Bro I literally jack off to gia derza pooping, puking and eating her own shit. Of course id do it for a hot Latina that's gonna get nice and fat
>>222759182Piss is already in the carpet... Anyway, how can anyone save her??
>>222759141SHE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEAD CAT
>>222759196What are you?? Gay?? Don't you wanna talk about some little girl's piss?? You disappoint me, sar
>>222759237>The only correct answer
She loves trannies so she's based in my bookI loved her role in Obsession:3
>>222759330That's hot I hope she's cool with threesomes because im spitroasting her with a hung transgirl
>>222759330Theres no other opinion shes allowed to have if she wants in on the hollyjew world. "no comment" is not acceptable and is considered raycis and ebil
>>222759291Just like that cunt that was possessed by depression and killed her kids
>>222759141I was thinking about this earlier. I liked the movie. I think most guys are not like Bear though. If they had oneitis I think most of them would actually love her and kill themselves if they knew they were the source of her suffering. I also don't believe most would take advantage of the situation like Bear did, at least if they really had oneitis.
>>222759141Yea no. At that point I'm taking her to the hospital or having someone else use a willow to break the wish. Bear is so fucking retarded.
I would hand her a bowl of eggs and tell her that she doesn't have to talk about what happened, but she HAS to eat the eggs
>>222759218This. I'd be doing shit (both literal and figurative) that would have demon-body-driver not-Nikki screaming and horrified like real Nikki.
>>222759652Raw or cooked?
>>222759686>mfw my surrogate friend Mike didn't finish watching Obsession because some teenagers were being loud in the theater and we didn't get his take on the movie
>>222759757I forgot RLM even talked about Obsession but damn, based Mike.
>>222759141>I got you a gift>Ew, why does that make me nervous?How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>222759141when women get old they really start doing stuff like that
>>222759141She was easily fixable Bear was just lazy like with everything else in his mediocre life. Pissing on the carpet? Beatings. Cat sandwich? Beatings. Being a creepy spastic fuck at night while I’m trying to sleep? Beatings. And if you let “real” Nikki out again to whine about being trapped so help me God I’ll beat the shit out of both of you.
>>222759141I mean a dog does that too, and humans still keep them around.
>>222759141Man I wouldn't give a fuck about her curse and rail her every night like a personal sex toy. Tell her to khs if she gets too crazy
>>222759141>Chain her to a metal chair screwed into concrete so she can't kill herself whenever she chimps outWhy didn't bear just do this?
>>222759291I know this is a reddit take and you don't mean it earnestly, but at the same time it makes me think certain people just shouldn't be allowed to consume media.
>>222760500You must be great with women
>>222760500What about beatings AND reconciliation (butt) sex??
>>222762420Women love a man who'll beat her when she gets out of line, that's why they keep protesting to let in more Muslims.
they were reference amber heard with this right?
>>222759141Would have been so hot if she was actually shown defecating and staining herself and the rug
>>222764967Wait for the director's cut
>>222759141Why should I, when foids will just call me an evil incel anyway?
>>222766279Well you can't really argue with customer service, can you?
>>222759141No I would escape, and devote my life to figuring out how one wish willow works and getting someone to make a wish for me also looking into the company itself. I am completely blameless for what happened to her.
>>222766626All you gotta do is ask Wish Nikki herself and she would answer every question about how it works. In the movie she says it twice that she's fully aware that she was born from Bear making a wish.
>>222766626The biggest plot hole in the movie for me is him not getting a bunch of one wish willows and paying homeless people to wish for whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Intent is clearly not required for the wish to work, just the words.
>>222759141She never shat. She vomited from eating the cat.
>>222759196Saar posting really has just become the basedjak but le Indian for anything people don’t like posted, hasn’t it
>>222766922>paying homeless people to wish for whatever he wantsI would not trust homeless people to follow directions even if I paid them. I'd play it safe by paying and hiring struggling actors to make the wish. I'd tell them it's for a commercial or something.
>>222759141Rub her nose in it so she'll learn.
>>222759141Bear was way too soft. Bear: "Nikki, you can't do that. I am very upset about that."Nikki: "Okay, honey"I unironically would've punished the entity by urinating and farting in its mouth.
>>222767518That's why the critic in the movie is more about Bear being a pussy. He wouldn't need the wish in the first place if he was a chad
>>222759141That's the least objectionable shit she's done, so yeah. Wouldn't mind a girl into that. Her problem was that she had an ugly face and she didn't actually love him and wasn't hairy.
Why do women shit where they're not supposed to when they're mad and/or crazy? Is this like a feminist thing?
>>222759218https://youtu.be/U9dwUek0sqs?si=ltcITV_qhnJbYDko
>>222767889Women are toddlers in an adult's body. That's just their facade breaking down
>>222766947Saaaar I ceo bobs vagene you bloody basterd benchod
