NEW Look at Durin IV, Disa and their children Gerda and Gamli in ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ Season 3
>>222762530Nobody, absolutely nobody, ZERO people watch this shit. Why do they keep making it?
>>222762530]We want the retarded gay niggers audience
>>222762530OH LAWD
>>222762530ahaha nice AI shitpost... right?
>>222762758>Amazon has money to burn>admitting they failed with their most prestigious, high scope and expensive show would hurt Bezos' feelingsThat's it.
>>222762530Concord of power
>>222762530
>>222762887Bezos no longer runs Amazon retard he retired to go play with his rockets and fuck his bimbo wife. Also the viewership numbers on rings of power are alright, it's only detractors are nerds that cry about deviation from the source material and terminal no pussy chuds, both of which don't really matter in the grand scheme of television and film
they got a black king buzzo to play a dwarf? lmao BORIS LIKES A LOT OF LITTLE THINGS TO KYIIIICK
>>2227629895 rupees have been deposited on your Amazon.com, Inc. account.Thank you for being part of the team!
>>222762758hey, my sister leaves it on in the background while playing music over it when tending to errands. that's ONE person, chuddy
Have you booked your Amazon™ Fan Pen™ for the season 3 premiere yet /tv/?
>>222763128>when tending to errandsOh bullshit! Post a picture of your sister.
>>222763136>every organic meme this turd has produced is making fun of it kek, for me it was the tolkein superfans video
>>222763136I love how all the "superfans" they got to promote the show before it aired later turned out not to have watched the show at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ
>>222762530Why is she black? Is it explained in the show? Like is she from a different region where dwarves evolved to look different?
In between the lines there's a lot of obscurityI'm not inclined to resign to maturityIf it's all right, then you're all wrongBut why bounce around to the same damn song?
>>222762758The long and short of it is they're forced to do at least 5 seasons due to the money they dumped into it.It's effectively a money sink.
>>222763225They COULD have fired the conartists who fooled that puddinghead Jennifer Salke, fired all the awful writers and cast and started fresh.
>>222762530I feel like they're just fucking with everyone at this point.
>>222762530No way lmao
>>222762530I thought it got canceled
>>222763102Still gonna watch the new season, cry more jeet
>>222762530The wokes and groomers deserve to eat shit from Amazon and Bezos.
>>222762530Las creaturas de la moria
>>222763389>still gonna eat shitno one is stopping you.
>>222762758To keep defiling Tolkien's legacy and western civilization by proxy.
>>222762805DEM RANG O POWER
>>222762758I watch it.
always relevanthttps://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ?si=UleFY3gMdKSNmlku
new hobbit character just revealed
>>222762530>>222762805>>222763178>>222763205The actress for Disa is half Black/half Iranian aka PersianShe is a White woman just like Chase Infiniti
>>222763570this gif almost bit me
>>222762989>Also the viewership numbers on rings of power are alrightThey're fucking terrible. It does marginally better overseas. This shit is just for Indians and considering how low the return is from them it's a waste of time and money continuing this show. They'd be better off just paying the kill fee to the Tolkien Estate and pretending it never happened.
>>222763205Yeah she came from some foreign tribe that Durin met while on a trade journey. He fell in love and brought her to khazad-dum.
do the silly little country bumpkin proto-Hobbits still talk in 'Oirish' accents?in this series that was all about avoiding stereotypes and correcting prejudices?
>>222762937>laughing at your own culture
>>222763598You are genuinely retarded if you think anyone would assign shills to a dead board on a dead website. As for spam, you're the trying to derail every RoP thread with the same canned /pol/tranny replies
>>222763671>Amazon propaganda>"culture"
>>222763699How do you know so much about the comings and goings of what are apparently paid posters?
>>222762530PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT
looks dope
>>222762530Legit looks worse than that soviet teleplay
>>222762989>viewership numbers>a million households leave it running as background noise while playing on their phones, chuddies. Checkmate!
>>222763438I don’t care about this thread, this country, this IP, the threat to western civilization, the black dwarves, any of it. I only came to say that Zara Larsson has a fat ass in that music video and it’s a shame more people aren’t talking about this instead of this stupid show watched by no one
>>222762530I don't get it. They have a lot of the OG's from WETA working on this but it still looks like shit. Is it something with the cameras they use?
>>222762530>nigger and jeet dwarfsLmfao this shit has to be some sort of tax write off
>>222763796qrd on the Soviet teleplay, anon?how does it compare to the Russian Morrowind musical?https://youtu.be/w9XmqtPe9BE
RangzRangzGimme all dem RangzNigga
>>222763842DEI directors and crew.
>>222763707this is your culture, lad. this is what you've become
>>222763839her leaks were legendary, wish there were more but shes kinda a mudshark
>>222763125aren't these extras literally fans in cosplay that they asked to boost numbers? Anyway I gave S1 a shot but that final "battle" and insta Numenor cavalry charge made no sense at all and pissed me off. Their previous scene was at the fucking beach ffs. I shant be watching more.
>>222763839Is it some Internet celebrity loved by faggots?
>>222763872The directors have a very unimpressive filmography. Weird how they happened upon a gig like this.
>>222762530AHHHH ARE THOSE BLACK PEOPLE ON MY TELEVISION HELP IM GOING INSAAAAANEE AHHHH
Why does all fantasy nowadays looks so shitty and inauthentic?
>>222763991A story told in a place where there were no multiculturalism? ONLY WHITE PEOPLE!? I'M GOING FUCKING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>222762758It's not about the money, it's about the message, chud.
>>222763991
>>222763998Hollywood writers think they’re smarter than Tolkien, Sapkowski, Jordan and can make better fantasy than LOTR, Witcher and Wheel of Time.
>>222762530What the absolute fuck?Also I can't wait to hear about whatever dumb fuck side plot these extra characters have.
>>222764130That's part of it, but why can't even cast better people or get better costumes at least, instead of picking the WORST available option?
>>222762530I remember when Amazon bought the rights to make a TV show and Bezos said his son begged him not to fuck it up. At this point I think Bezos might hate his son and is deliberetely destroying the franchise just to spite him
>>222764149Similar to this motherfucker from S2
>>222762530I’ve rewatched all of random film talk season 1 and 2 videosI’m so ready for his videos on season 3Peak youtube negativity watch
>>222762758humiliation ritual for white people
>>222764215I'm pumped to watch Nerdrotic and all the Tolkien purists crying on Youtube
>>222762530amazon's stuff is so terribly made i swear they're doing it on purpose
>>222762530Aren't they dumping 4 episodes at once? Nothing screams confidence like releasing the season as quickly as possible to satisfy marketting obligations.
The Critical Drinker will love this.
>>222764097>If I see a single black person in my high fantasy TV show I will no longer relate and I don't understand Thanks for proving my point
>>222762530i actually laughed :D
>>222763961An inexperienced director is usually installed in order to be a glove puppet for the higher-ups while a veteran director would have enough clout to tell the executives to get fucked AND make it stick with the production crew.
>Reading Legacy of the Drow from the 90s to get away from modern day woke writing>Black iron dwarves deep in the minesThere's no escape.
>>222764727The new face of Britain
>>222762530I hope this set burns alive
OH LAWDY
>>222762530Do they hold competitions to let children design the characters?
>>222763991Wow anonJust wowYour acerbic commentary and cutting rapier wit has truly convinced me that racism is wrong and I need to be an allyI now regret voting Trump because of youIn fact maybe Im actually a woman and I need to transition
>>222762530You do know this is a money laundering/ felony tax evasion scheme right? No fan of LOTR would have ever given this a chance, not even to shitpost. Come on...
>>222764349OH DEAR!
>>222764871>money laundering/ felony tax evasion schemeoh yeah the 2.8 trillion dollar company needs to launder 1 billion lol Bezos has yachts that cost more than this series.
>>222762758>Why do they keep making it?Probably some kind of tax-dodge and/or money laundering operation.
>>222762758TV networks cared about their shows ratings and low ratings led to cancellations in the past. Not so much with streaming and Bezos doesn’t care that no one watches RoP, his vanity project. He wasted a billion on season 1 of RoP.
>>222762758They have to save face at this point
>>222764928Rich people don´t make money because they need to make money, they do it because they are soulless and they are good at it.
>>222764199kek they're reusing hairstyles.Someone should tell these fuckers that hair isn't a substitute for cinematography
>>222764406Nah we got no problem with black peopleWe have a problem with shitty actors that are there only because they're black
>>222764727microcephaly son or elephant man daughter
>>222762758they're contractually obligated to make 4 seasons
>>222765119>Nah we got no problem with black people
>>222763991>>222764406>whole foods sold to Amazon>Whole Foods Secretly Upgrades Tech to Target and Squash Unionizing Efforts>Data collected by Whole Foods suggests that stores with low racial and ethnic diversity are more likely to unionize.https://observer.com/2020/04/amazon-whole-foods-anti-union-technology-heat-map/>lord of the rings sold to amazon>amazon studios pushes racial diversity in mediai'm noticing a pattern
>>222765389that's funny because of how much it bothers people
>>222762530GIMME ALL DEM RANGZ
>>222763566Not a single thing about that is White.
LAWDY LAWD IM IN LOVE WITH DEM RANGZ
>>222763671>>222763893Some spiteful golems trying to smear my culture doesn't do shit to what my culture actually is. Try creating something of value yourself, rajesh, and you might understand.
>>222765389What I mean is, we have no problem with black actors who are classically trained
>>222764149>most expensive tv show ever made>this is the costume design
>>222764871Retard
>>222763699>you're the oneNope, nobody wants to talk about this garbage in the threads you spam shill
>>222764406I can relate to the characters just fine when I watch something like The Wire or American Gangster, despite being neither black or a lowlife criminal. This doesn't mean that I want to see blacks inserted into settings and stories they don't belong to. Meanwhile blacks and women can't watch anything if there isn't someone they can project themselves onto, because they are fundamentally low IQ narcissists who don't have actual empathy.
>>222765698These threads are going to be active when season 3 drops. Cope and seethe.
>>222764987GTA VI also costs at least 1 billion dollars, and that promises to be the most groundbreaking video game of the century. RoP season one looks like a 2005 basic cable show that aired two seasons and disappeared forever.
>>222765660>
>>222765721>Ahhh help there's blacks in this fantasy setting I'm going insaaaaaaane ahhhhhhh help
>>222766040Thank you for proving my point.
>>222766058>Ahhhhhh help no ahhhhhhhhhhh
>>222762530jesus christ
>>222764871I watched it for the hobbits alone & they were literally written off the show last season,kept expecting an epic team up with the elf chick from WAY back when the volcano erupted but nope most of these characters still haven't really met yet!
>>222763206psych is 10/10 until the reveal and breakup
>>222764279>puristsshalom
>>222764169Good materials and people who can work them cost money, and even if a production has that money it gets siphoned off to a friend of the production's "costume" company rather than being spent on the show.Sets and costumes are the easiest way to pull this legal embezzlement, because normally it can be hidden by just reusing whatever the company has hanging around and only fitting the leads with decent costumes.A fantasy show throws a spanner in the works for this plan, because unless you want to look like a 2000s era straight to DVD production, you need to have some sort of costume identity for each race and culture, but since you also don't want to piss off whoever you're bribing/paying off a favour to, you can't spend too much money on it.This means a fantasy show will get the absolute dregs of the costume and set design world, and even a miracle worker would have trouble hiding it.
>>222762758An unironic humiliation ritual
>>222762530this allegedly happened lmao
>>222762758Amazon has direct access to the money printer. They can keep making woke media until the end of time.
>>222762530The movies had a bunch of merch and games and shit, where are the rings of power posters and video games
>>222765660A black man in prison isn't out of place even if he's race swapped
>>222767756Locked up in multiple deals.New Line still has the rights for anything movie relatedEmbracer has the right to anything directly book related and can also expand upon it if they feel like, so long as they don’t tread on anyone else’s territory.Amazon only has the rights to anything not directly in the books; I.E they can use things alluded to in the appendices and “interpret” history mentioned in them, but not adapt any of the events of the trilogy/hobbitIt’s a complete minefield that’s choked anything but very small scale adaptions.
>>222767959Ok, I get why there's no games. But there's no merchandise at all for this show, not even a t shirt or a mug.
>>222762758To piss you off
I guess the Dwarves also genocided their non-white brethren during the Second Age like the Elves.
We warned the wokes that RoP will be shit in 2022.
>>222764727Just a reminder: Some fucking pervert out there is already making porn of these two.
>>222762530>at least there's no hobbits this seas--ahahahahahahahahahahahayou could not have asked for a better microcosm of this project
>>222762530When did Americans just give up and decide we should be Africa 2.0?
>>222762530is amazon making a live service extraction shooter?
>bezos janny deleting shitgonna have to delete 90% of the thread hotpocket boy, nobody likes this turd lmao
Yikes, the chuddie who has been trying to force his "meme" for years now with zero yous already tried to do it in this thread at least five times....zero yous again... so sad lol
>>222762758the movie citizen kane has a scene about this.
>>222768976t. seething no one has reposted your chud tolkein comics even once over the same amount of time
>>222765734No need, active rope threads are always almost entirely mockery with a little bit of shills trying to spin that as popularity. It's good when you embarrass yourself.
>>222768976Can't be helped, rangz is deeply unpopular. You can't name a single successful meme from it, positive or negative.
No one likes you, nigger
>>222769089He's gonna burst, trying not to shit up this thread with his retarded AI slop.
Everyone hates you, nigger
>>222769195Based. The only LOTR actor who openly slammed RoP.
>>222769089I get billions of yous, chud. You know its true. It hurts you deeply.You haven't gotten ONE after forcing your meme over 800 times now.
>>222763383you're getting it mixed up with Amazon's Wheel of Time
>>222769225Fuck off, retard.
>>222769225I'm not the rangz poster. You also didn't read my post through your tears, I didn't say you don't get yous.
>>222769225I see this guy is ready to have a tantrum over the fact that no one likes this slop this year too kek
>Tolkien fans opinion.
>>222769308Retard is proud that hundreds of 4chan anons told him "fuck off, retard" LMAO.
>>222769378is it actually real?i thought this was fake like the classic ''dem rangz''
>>222762530Disa is doing her best Thulsa Doom impersonation in that image.
>>222762530>maybe they'll finally start correcting course>retard children that make Disa look like the beauty queen casting choiceCrazy
>>222762758it's been paid for in advance.
>>222765779>promises to be the most groundbreaking video game of the centuryit'll be woke and have less features than the previous game
>>222762758sunk cost, would be embarrassing to admit defeat
LOL
I still can't understand why if Bezos was such a huge LOTR nerd that he would spend so much money to get the rights only to end up utterly butchering the source material.
>>222765119james earl jones was like 80% white. niggers have light skin envy because they know the lighter one is, the better they look and smarter they are. white genes are an antidote to niggerdom. see, i'm not in disfavor of black representation in media, its just done wrong. i oove friday. its honest, its real, its funny and it has heart. thats black representation. keeping it real. this shit right here is appropriating culture same way wiggers do. embarassing
>>222771374>this shit right here is appropriating culture same way wiggers do. embarassingand with that i meant rangs of course. not conan.