AND THE TIGER POSTER
>>222762886The mail man stole my Snake Zoo Book, I'll never forgive that bastard
Tigers will hunt and kill you in real life. Why would you want a poster of a malicious beast on your wall?
>>222762941How do you know he stole it?
>>222762986They mainly kill indian people which is based
Can you get any better than Zoobooks and Eyewitness?
>>222763089Those books that were just black and white drawing of cross sections of the pyramids and medieval castles but I don’t know what they were called.
>>222763013Because he told me he did it and laughed. I was a child :-/
>>222762886I never read them, I only looked at the pictures.
>>222763089I spy
>>222762886Thanks for reminding me to look into buying one of these
>>222763185They had words in them?
>>222763193What a goated book series holy shit
>>222763013He was black so I just assumed
>>222763202Horry shiet https://www.ebay.com/itm/156734727094
>>222763185Truth nuke
>>222764128for 100 bucks more i can buy this shit wtfhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/157623330835
>>222762886
>>222764192kitty :3
>>222764184Tiger poster mogs and is much more iconic.
>>222762986I don't live near the Sundarbans like you do
>>222764128Yeah I seen that too. How much of a cope would it be to just have a custom poster made from it you think?
Knowers know.
>>222764514>instantly mogged
>>222764390Sirs my wife and child were eaten and I am permanently left in stock
>>222764394I’m sure you could find a high res scan and take it to kinkos.
>tfw never got any of the cool shit you see on infomercialshow much was i missing out on bros?
>>222764692If you have a Menards in town they have a whole section dedicated to infomercial products. No tiger posters though.
>>222763089ENTER
*blocks you're path*
>>222764722SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENAARRDDS
>>222765168(Heavy breathing)
>>222765168These books were only enjoyed by penised individuals. Funny that.
>>222763137David Macaulay? Pyramid, Castle, Town, Mill, he also did Building Big and The Way Things Work. Very good books, even as an adult. Building Big got a TV show on PBS.
>>222762886AND THE LIONESS WAIFU
>>222764722first infomercial product i saw on store shelves was the magic bullet and that thing was huge anyways
>>222764867> there are people who don't have a bookshelf full of fun pop-sci books to peruse in the evening
>>222765649The first infomercial product I bought was the Big City Slider Station. Wasn't bad. RIP Billy
>>222765536YES! thank you anon!
>>222763089
>>222765649I saw pocket hose at Home Depot.
>>222762986>malicious beastits not malice. There's nothing evil about it.
>>222764534>narrated by the same guyHow could he shamelessly double dip with competitors like that
>>222765780>>222765699would've loved to get the slap chop or sham wow
>>222766138Slap chop is legit. You can get them at Walmart and places like that
>>222765750They made weird kid animated shows from them toohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=MZpOd2pHiI0
>>222766194Go to bed, Vince
>>222765750Most of Building Big is on youtube as well, fun show especially for kids. The book version is explicitly entirely focused on the engineering with less human interest stories.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvL6H4uDuw
>>222763185In elementary school I loved just looking at all the cutaway pictures in these books showing like medival battles and shit, imagining what was happening in my head and totally ignoring the text. Teacher told my parents she was impressed with how much I "read" non-fiction. Even at the time I secretly laughed to myself when she said it.
>>222764192>the fucking huge scar on his hands
>>222763089I had this binder with a bunch of cards, like folded sheets on cardstock with a big pic of the animal on the front and some stats and cool facts on the inside with more pics of course. It was called Wildlife Fact File, I inherited it from my older cousin and never saw a tv commercial and I looked for them at every zoo gift shop.
>>222764128Shit's crazy. You could literally just print your own. It's not like they included security measures for authenticity. I know this is probably just aimed at retards who think everything is collectible.
>>222762886They literally peaked here. They set the ceiling too high and could never recover.
>>222764192this is what Calvin has to deal with every day when he comes home.
>>222766654He also has to deal with Susie's delicate heinie, but no one is ready for that
>>222766654>>222766858These are really funny. It's like you took the comic strip you loved as a child AND as a manchild (which has a tiger in it), then applied to the video your posts referenced (which also has a tiger in it). So it's like taking one thing and combining it with something you like. Very classic and hilarious–keep 'em coming!
>>222763089LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
Is scary for no reason
>>222763185This is why you grew up to be a sniveling midwittington that posts xitter maymays. Read a book, dolt.
>>222767052CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK!
>>222767086lol nerd
>>222765238No joke, I was watching the Simpsons and there's this ep where Moe has a punching/boxing arcade game in the bar and the boxer gets punched in the crotch and screams "My nards! My nards!" and then right after a Menards commercial came up. That's the only reason I laughed.
THE BATTLE OF THE AGES
>>222764192This here is the tiger room. This is where we keep all our tigers. Best not to go in there, they get a little…well, like I said, best just not to go in.
>>222764867This book is amazing
>>222766929Relax
>>222763089OINK OINKZOOPALS
>>222768791Zoo pals is patronizing for children imo.
>>222762886>TIGER!
>>222767628Brown bear low diffs every time. Tigers are not built for prolonged combat against predators. Bears beat the shit out of each other all the time and are built to be tanks.
>>222769125Those are babies btw.
>>222765697if i had the money to have the space for it
>>222764192I like how it gets crazy eyes just like my cat does when we play hide and seek.
>>222765572Beautiful.
>>222766339Kek
>>222767628frens :D
>>222769294That’s so awesome. I want to see an animated buddy cop story of them.
>>222769330>That’s so awesome. I want to see an animated buddy cop story of them.Yeah you and every other redditor
>>222766035It’s malice, you’re conflating malice with evil. It isn’t evil for a tiger to kill and eat but it is angrily and furiously going to chase you down because it wants to hurt you and hurt you so bad you’re too broken to move so it can eat you alive, it knows it, you know it, it’s malice.
>>222767628therres a bw on youtube where they pit a lion with a spanish bull. the lion just runs around being chased and scurries out of the cage
>>222764192I’ve had nightmares like this, but it was chimpanzee/ bears
>>222765572
>>222769435Has anybody read this?
>>222769294this is gay af
>>222769374tigers don't eat their prey alive. Also pajeets aren't human.
>>222767079I loved doing the "buddy" storytelling from 5th graders to 1st gradersGotta fuck with those kids with some gross cheese stories
>>222764534I'd rather clickity clack down the track
>>222769851>he doesn't nibble on his homie's ear from time to timeYou're a bad friend, bro.
can't believe this guy got torn apart limb from limb because someone snuck some catnip into his pocket
>>222763193soul...
>>222770308>300 pound bitch tackles you to the ground and flops on your face
>>222762986tyger tyger, burning bright,in the forests of the night;what immortal hand or eyecould frame thy fearful symmetry?
>>222770003>SAVE YOUR MONEY>SAVE YOUR MONEY>SAVE YOUR MONEY
>>222770373Number 5 is alive!
>>222763193I fucking loved I Spy books. Now that I have kids, we read/play the different books pretty often. It's peak comfy.
>>222764192> maybe I can- > FUCK THAT OH GOD HOW DO YOU GET RID OF A TIGER NIGGA!
what did she mean by this?
>>222762986Because they will hunt and kill you.
>>222770505>Ay human boy, you cute
>>222769435>Mackenzie Foy favorite book
>>222770505Knowing cats and women, that's the universal sign of>Hey, give me attention
>>222766451This guy fucks. I couldn’t wait to get new ones in the mail every month, or week, I don’t remember, but I couldn’t wait for them!
>>222770906fuck yeah dude, jelly that you managed to get a subscription for those. it drove me crazy knowing that there were cards i was missing
what are they talking about?
>>222770906*blocks you're path*
>>222762986>>222763049A good baseless 4chan schizo theory I read that explains why Indians get eaten by tigers so much was that because Indians have a principally vegetarian diet, they smell more like prey animals than other actual humans do
>>222771036idk if i believe it but have you heard the one about how for thousands of years they made a spiritual practice of kneeling in the path of the oncoming Juggernaut because some shitty god would bless them or something if they were the last one to get out the way?that's literally in their dna and that's why they do the retarded videos of standing as long as they can on train tracks before (sometimes managing to) jumping away on time
>>222762886Can we just sticky the tiger poster?
>>222770964>You know what I realized today, Frank?>What’s that?>That for every hot tigress I see, there’s some tiger who’s tired of mounting them.
>>2227709642 tigers, sitting in a hot tub, 5 feet apart 'cuz they're not gay
I want to go back bros. I hate it here, I miss the twin towers.
>>222770964>she broke up with me because she said my penis was too spiney>aw man, fuck her dude, you'll bounce back>...yeah
>>222771036Tigers have probably had a steady diet of Indians for centuries
>>222771511Kek
>>222771234Let me shoop him surrounded by a nimbus of lightning and with a dual Gatling gun backpack first.
>>222764867There is a newer type of book that jamie from the myth busters was promoting that was on how to restart civilization in case of the post apocalypse.
>>222762986Because they're fucking awesome. You are looking at nature's perfected killing machine, a living weapon.
>>222771730Too dorky
>>222769414Do you mean it was either chimpanzees or bears or are they all together in the room?
>>222766451>>222770906Hell yeah! Some girl gifted it to me as a going away present. Can't remember her name but I think about those friends that I had for a summer in Los Angeles. I had the octopus and some other animals.
>>222762986Exactly because of that
>>222763137Stephen Biesty?
>>222771036One problem with your theory: the prey animal exhibits at the zoo smell much better than Indians
>>222762986that was debunked
>>222771186Do they have a tiger god? They worship elephants who seem to kill Indians whenever they get a chance.
>>222765168>Engineering book>Promotes itself with feet instead of meters
>>222771836Nearly 3 feet long sounds better than .7 metres unless you're a fucking cyborg or something.
>>222771799 I definitely need to order the physical copies of these. Ty anons
>>222771349You are free and capable of going back to the past anytime that you want to, anon.Here's the problem and the kicker: there's nobody there.
>>222772532I miss the weekend mall visits where I would wander around Barnes and Noble and just reading whatever I wanted. The library takes up.that mantle now.
>>222765770>The Dangerous B Book for oys
>>222765697Holy shit I cant remember the last time i saw something and immediately wanted it. I need to get a book shelf so I can do this
CALL EIGHT SEVEN SEVENTHREE NINE THREEFOUR, FOUR, FOUR, EIGHT!
>>222763185Same, I also did the same with all the dinosaur picture books that I had. I'd just make up my own storylines based on the pictures.
>>222770906Where did you even get them from?
>>222773201My dad signed me up for a subscription
>>222771836> hohoho vous stupeed americans with their "feet" that can be easily divided into 2, 3, 4, 6, or 12 parts> why they do not use our "1 millionth of the distance from the north pole to the equator on a line passing through Paris" that is based on decimals, the fools
>>222773265From where? What is the origin of the subscription?
>>222772912I cannot recomend the TimeLife books highly enough. Well written, lots of diagrams and pictures, a good balance between accessible to normal people and not just simplistic lies. The Planet Earth, Voyage Through the Universe, and Epic of Flight ones are fantastic. Special mention for the fairy tale series that's lavishly illustrated and written as if it's all true, it's great for kids.The book about storms was edited by Ted Fujita (the F scale for tornadoes) and Robert Simpson (the "catagory" scale for hurricanes), they're all written and edited by top class experts, I count my blessings every day I had them as a kid they are really amazing
>>222772912Enchanted World is the fairy tale one. They're like a textbook anthology of stories and fables.
>>222773909>>222773939Neato. I would have been enamored with reading much sooner if I had access to such rich books. Instead I checked out the same book all year round just to get something when we checked out books at the beginning of the school year.
1-800-441-2400I will always remember this phone number because roughly 80% of info-mercials used it when I was a youngster. And I am a habitual noticer of things.
>>222774184
>>222774184Did you ever see the speed math one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prg_SVBfFWw
>>222762986Because they worship the devil. It's like having a poster of maggots eating a corpse. They worship violence, chaos, death.
>>222763089Elementary school in the early 2000s was the peak of human existence.
>>222774386I went and bought the 2001 worldbook series because it was a better world to know about
>>222771745Someone post the buff Tony the Tiger ejaculating all over a bowl of Frosted Flakes
MY RECEIPTS! THE CHAIR!
who /goosebumps/ and /kidpixstudiodeluxe/ here?
>>222766654KEKK, good one
>>222769397Meanwhile bulls get murdered by a bunch of spanish homosexuals with sharp sticks because they're too stupid to figure out that running in cricles trying to hit a piece of red cloth is not gonna change anythingTry the same with a lion and see what happens...
>>222771795
>>222771745That’s fucking insane.
>>222771829I think maybe cats are able to feel contentment more deeply than humans.
>>222771795Look at him, he's just a big kitty!
>>222771836You really rustled some american jimmies with this one.
>>222771836Only dumb euro trash cannot convert
>>222776653They should just learn God's chosen system.
>>222777644Checked and wrecked
>>222777644It is more intuitive
>>222777815>sharts can actually memeI'm impressed anon. Good shit.
>>222778001Newfag
>>222778043Faggot
>>222763089>Eyewitnesskinohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1V1Ld3Ej8I0>>222765536>>222765168>>222771799These are cool. I had a Star Wars cross section book, loved to look over it.
On some real shit no cap, what immortal hand or eye framed its fearful symmetry?
>>222771631I will sleep good tonight. Thanks.
>>222762886BAKED ALASKA
>>222765697Amazing book shelf>Identifying WoodBased, I am sure its a great book ourside the meme though>>222764192>at a zoo>taking pictures of the tiger among a crowd of people from far away>can barely see it because of the plants>later going through pictures, zooming in>tiger was locked in on me seeing me through the plant leavesTigers are so cool, but I wouldn't want to meet one in the wild
>>222778441Nigger
>>222778686Idk why this reminded me of those upside down cake pans
>>222778831Identifying is more of a guidebook but still extremely good. Understanding Wood is a really detailed look at what wood actually is, how different woods handle different stresses, why different woods are better or worse for different jobs, all mixed in with his personal stories of dealing with contractors, artists, foresters, etc. He likes to carve naked women and cows.
>>222775553>You really rustled some american jimmies with this one.Community Notes: Two posters called him retarded.
>>222762986Nah a tiger would be my friend and I’d pet it and it meow real loud like
>>222779295Two is some.
>>222779327Pretending not to etc., thus making etc. etc.
>>222766440It's a face.:|
>>222775519ZA WARUDOTOKI O TOMATTA
Quality thread. Why can't we have nice things like this more often?
>>222778615This is an animorphs creature.
>>222779877Be the poster you want to see
>>222779877It's a slow week, so the marketing firms aren't spamming reports to remove any threads that distract from their scheduled clickbait twitter threads.
