>And Jimmy Hundred Times, who got that nickname because he said everything a hundred times like>I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers get the papers
>>222763180I like this joke, OP. We need more silly threads like this.
They would have whacked him 2 minutes after the initiation.
>>222763180Checks out.You're a pistol, OP, you’re really funny.
>>222763493Funny? Funny how?
>>222763180i do this, it's not funny
>>222763180IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>222763180kek
>>222763180I needed this laugh, thanks, bro
>>222763180>Look at these threads. This one has so many "get the papers" that it's falling apart while these other threads have none. From now on, I want an equal amount of "get the papers" in every thread.
>"Anon, how do you like your Jimmy?">"A hundred. One hundred times.">"One hundred times? An aristocrat!"
>>222763493and without notepad++ we could never have known.
you done good OP
>>222763229Is he here to amuse you?
>In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meter of fish. Jimmy Hundred Times did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor to slice each clove one hundred times. They'd be so thin they'd liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.
>>222763180>As far back as I could remember, I always to remember as far back as I could remember.
>>222763180>Now go home and get your fuckin OCD meds.
>>222763180Got a good giggle outta me. Thanks op.
>I wanted to jerk off to a Playboy magazine. I compromised. I read the papers instead.
>>222763180Funny
The papers the papers
I'd bet 20 grand over a weekend...then blow the winnings railing Chantix in a weekor go to sharks to pay the bookies in Chantix.Didn't matter.It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I would go rob some more Chantix.We ran everything. We paid off cops with Chantix. We paid off lawyers with Chantix. We paid off judges with Chantix.Everybody had their Chantix hands out.Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over. I stopped smoking and can't even get a Chantix prescription anymore.That's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action.
>>222763180
>>222763180>don't forget about Lenny Zipperlips. We called him that on account of him getting herpes from kissing a Chinese prostitute
>And Jimmy One Time, who got that nickname because he said everything one time like>I'm gonna go get the papers
>>222763180>I want you to dance me the paper here, you stuttering prick
>>222763180lol
>>222763180I laughed. You're alright OP.
>>222767407I was sad when they whacked Jimmy One Time
Good thread
>>222763180>he said everything 100 times>"Everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything."
>>222763180How did you do this without auto-janny stopping you? Amazing.
>>222763180>Why was it we iced him agai->Oh yeah …
>>222771325Paying for a 4chenpasse has its benefitsThe best part? Jannies recieve 0% of your money
>>222766511Lmao
>>222766914>>222767126KEK
>>222766395Underrated kek
>AND DID YOU THINK THAT EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING WOULD CHANGE
I've been watching a YT series, they're titled shit like>"The Real Franky Carbone">"The Real Mo Fat's Brother Fat Andy">"The Real Freddy No Nose">"The Real Pete The Killer">"The Real Jimmy Hundred Times"Everyone named in that scene was a real person and real bad ass motherfucker. If u look for the series be forewarned, a lot of Goodfellas is bullshit. And what you don't know, will kill you.
>>222771325I wanted it to be Jimmy Two Hundred times, but that went over the character limit
