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>Were you fucking there??

Why's your mom?

The movie is Dilios's big-fish retelling of the battle of Thermopylae
It's deliberately hyperbolic
Also he's calling the enemy a bunch of big gay niggers

>>222764486
There's some sense of respect for history in the retelling, too - big fish style is exactly how greeks might have recounted the battle centuries later

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>>222764374
Didn't notice him. Too busy looking at her.

I remember my highschool history book summarized this battle in literally one sentence then just kept moving on. Sad!

>>222764374
Why aren't you?

>>222764976
Classic woman. Always on your damn phones while the movie is playing.

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>>222764374
Ironically the spoof was probably more realistic

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This is Xeres in the 1962 movie The 300 Spartans

>>222765256
Way more historically accurate than the chained tranny one

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>>222765182
Those are swords in her hands, not phones.

>>222765315
lol

>>222764374
What makes him a tranny?

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>>222764374
It's based on the graphic novel

>>222764374
best take i ever heard on the film is that it was the one eyed guy being an unreliable narrator for the purposes of military propaganda

I like to watch the first battle scene every once in a while. I fucking love Gerald Butler and the cool attempt to show a phalanx in action.
I wish they hadn't included the subplot with his wife at all, even though she got explicitly dry-fucked up her toga
The idea that meek, kindharted Xerxes had to stumble out into the desert to a cave full of satanic blind monks and dip himself in a pool of magic gold and emerge as a 9' tall gay sex clown was the coolest idea in the sequel and it got like 3 minutes of screentime

>>222764374
because the entire movie is being told by a deliberately unreliable narrator building up the persian forces as a demonic inhuman horde, that the mighty 300 spartans still stood up to.

>>222764976
She wasnt in that movie

>>222764374
Goals.

>>222765210
I look like this and I'm a girl (female)

>>222764374
Preparing mutts for the 20 year war ahead. Expect more of the same soon

>>222765256
why is he a white american man?