What are some good Renner kinos?
>>222765105Can't go wrong with his bomb diffusing movie I forget what it's called
>>222765141The Hurt Cock-er
>>222765141The Hurt Locker
>>222765141Hurt Locker is based but picrel is his Tour de France
>>222765164>>222765167>>222765186yeah that's the one. I liked when he took his rig off to undo that one bomb
Shlong status?
>>222765105He is gonna take the lead in an upcoming a24 film, "cumsock".Where he plays Miles Bator. A man who goons, with a deadly secret.
>>222765196I was talking to an EOD guy a while back, he said those suits are just so they have something left to send back to your family.
>>222765291I can believe that. Just the kinetic BOP of a bomb would hamburger meat you if it went off
S.W.A.T.
>>222765291I talked with a medic who helped save Renner after the accident and he told me they used one of these suits on Renner's cock.
>>222765164>>222765496
Penile prognosis?
>>222765807Kinky
I heard there's going to be a sequel to arrival called departure, no clue what it will be about though
>>222766521Oh right he was in arrival. That was a good one
>>222765105The Town
cock conundrum?
dick diagnosis?
>>222765164>>222765219>>222765496>>222765825>>222766735Reminder that there is zero (0) evidence that he doesn't have a penis anymore. None whatsoever.
sausage situation?
Piss piglet parameter?
cock stock?
>>222766761rod report?
>>222766761Relax Jeremy
>>222765219Lost in a snow embankment. Carried out to sea during the spring thaw.It's okay. Eliot page hooked him up with his dick doctor.
>>222765219EVISCERATED >>222766761cope
>>222765807How? There was nothing left!
>>222766804>>222766820>>222766822>>222766839>>222766916>>222766962>>222766978Stop forcing this stupid ass meme. Not a single person has posted a single shred of evidence that Jeremy lost his member.
>>222766761If you lost your schlong in a drunken snowplow incident would you advertise it to the world?
>>222767005FACE IT!HE'S BEEN DEWANGED!HE'S DONGLESSHIS PIPE WAS UNFITTEDThe poor man's member was kicked out of club crotch.
>>222765105His biographical movie about Justinian where he plays Narses is a 10/10. You can really feel him get into and connect with the character.
>>222765219Annihilated, non existent, shreddedReduced to atomsI'm dead serious, not even a stub
There once was an actor named Renner,Whose snowplow in tons was a tenner.He fell 'neath its tread,Leaving him almost dead,With a crotch like a doll made by Kenner.
Pecker positioning?
>>222767101Kek good one
>>222767005Jeremy calm down dude don't get your cock in a split
>>222767105de dongified
to shreds you say?
Dong diagnosis?
>>222765219missing in action
>>222765219>>222765825>>222766735>>222766753>>222766804>>222766820>>222766822>>222766839>>222767105>>222767261Julienned
>>222767001Frankenweenie
>>222765105The search for a dick in the snow
>>222765105Is Hawkeye the unironically most heroic Avenger?Anytime he's in a scene and about to do shit you know the writers wrote him about to pull shit off without a hitch
>>222769203He jobs to Loki almost immediately in the first Avengers movie
Renner peaked early with National Lampoon's Senior Tripnothing he did afterward is worthwhile
>>222767101
>>222765105
>>222767021I wouldn't need to announce it, if I didn't lose any other extremities in the accident. No lost fingers or toes or ears. It would make no sense if the penis was lost and nothing else was
