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Pure dogshit
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>>222767491
It’s better than blumhouse slop by a mile but yeah. They’re getting too formulaic. Everyone wants them to do avengers endgame type shit where the deadites actually succeed in starting a demonic apocalypse, so the survivors of every movie can come together and wreck shit. But they keep making the same movie with different gimmicks. This one’s evil dead 1 but in a hotel, this one’s theme is fire. Next one’s probably going to be in the arctic or in space
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>>222767491
Pretty much. It was a joyless movie.
Another female protagonist with a tragic past. Next one is a female lead too.
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>>222767658
Are your retarded. Horror movies have had female protagonists since Halloween
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>>222767680
This will be the 4th one for Evil Dead after Ash.
Guess all horror movies should follow the same formula with scream queens huh?
You sir are king retard.
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>>222767732
Yeah you got me. I like when women are on my screen. I’m a filthy fucking heterosexual
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>>222767788
Because none of the originals had women right?
You may not be homosexual, but are you sure you are homosapien?
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>>222767491
Its the worst Evil Dead movie by a long shot
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>>222768115
Evil dead 3 takes that title for me. It turned the series into Monty python
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>>222768347
For me it was the second half of Evil Dead 2
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Honestly this movie triggered me pretty hard.
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it sucked after the third one, entirely. they stopped treating it as "evil dead is a horror movie, with an incidentally unintentionally funny protaganist" to "EVIL DEAD IS THIS WAAAAAAACKY COMEDY with horror"

>but army of darkness is totally silly!
and it worked ONCE because the first two were HORROR FIRST and unintentional comedy second, and its essentially parodying itself.
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>>222767491
I think I would have liked it if not for the obligatory girlboss and the fact that the deadites were overshadowed by the real villains, family trauma, an abusive marriage, and the patriarchy. The effects were good and a lot of the kills were fun, but it was in no way an Evil Dead movie. The deadites weren't even deadites, it was just like the characters contracted the virus from Crossed and gained an obsessions with a random knife.
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>>222769396
I want to believe that this is a troll post, but I've personally met several of this person in real life.
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>>222767491
Yeah, there's smoking in it. Garbage
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>>222767491
>>222767634
>>222767658
>>222769420
>>222769501
>>222769543
>evil dead burns
>it behaves like an evil dead movie
>noooo, this is le bad!
youre all stupid
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>>222767680
>>222767788
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>>222769592
see >>222769627
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>>222769654
go watch terrifier movies then if you wanna see women get owned then you tard
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>>222769687
You're STILL doing it, even though people have noticed.
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>>222769725
i gave you a very practical solution and you're still crying. ironically enough you behave like a woman
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>>222767491
Most movies are
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welcome to EVIL DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
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I wish the modern deadites looked like classic deadites.
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>>222767680
I dont mind female leads but muh past trauma muh being a woman is hardddddd storylines have been run to the ground already
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>>222769734
I'm just gonna assume you can't help it. Have fun, I guess.
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>>222769396
this cannot be real lmao
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>>222769396
>missed the post credits scene

Fucking casual movie goers
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it was ok
too much lazy reliance on jumpscares
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>>222769832
Nothing attracts women like something telling them they are the victim and completely free of any accountability. You can’t expect female movie goers to turn up if that’s not going to be a major plot point
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It’s a French foreigners take on an Evil Dead adaptation. It’s suppose to be bleak as fuck, joyless and absolutely disgustingly brutal, just like how they make em’ over there. It is what it is. Some of you niggers in here need to radically accept that shit.

>b-but muh female trauma dump revenge movie! >they can’t make this slop anymore!

Listen, if I had 50M to make an Evil Dead movie, I would make it awkwardly hilarious while raining bloody guts and decapitated heads in every goddamn scene, but I don’t, so we have to come to terms with what the people who do make. Pound sand if you don’t like it.
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>>222767680
So what?



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