I could believe everything else, but THIS?
Pretty sure he was fucking Calypso
He compromised
20 years of gooning>It is my turn in the goon shack.>Nay, brother. My goon is due. Goon on the beach but give me the solitude of the goon shack.
>>222769799Calypso should have been the black one.that part of the story was in North Africa https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1SIv8av3We8&pp=ygUbVmFubmVzYSB3aWxsaWFtcyBhcyBjYWx5cGFv
>>222769799That's what Sinon was for.
25 years of virginity. A shitton of masturbating got me through it but it wasn't easy
how did they relief themself while inside horse
>>222769799They clearly raped during the sack of Troy.>My soldiers, le raped people?
>>222769799>odyssey larpers in charge of knowing the story
>>222769799You’ve gone 40 years without it what’s the problem?
sailors been fuckin each other for centuries
Animals only masturbate in captivity, the entire series of events were actually a nofap hallucination
its a good point, modern society is more sex obsessed than ancient greece, even their great literature makes no mention of it as it was deemed unnecessary
Greeks weren’t gay like modern gays, but they absolutely fucked men. Plus they all had slave wives during the seige
>>222769799Anon, page played a reverse trap. 1+1 = 2
>>222769799haha yeah i get grumpy if i go more than a day
>A few greek city states (out of the hundreds of them that existed) practiced specific forms of homosexuality>Now everytime ancient greece is mentioned, someone always tries to shoehorn in a "LOL the greeks were gay" punchline like it's the funniest shit in the worldImagine trying to claim that the US is a gay friendly paradise because San Francisco exists in it.
>>222769799I’m legitimately 6 months since the last time I had sex because the last girl was such a head case she sent me into a volcel funk I’m not sure when I’ll get out of it.
>>222771249they werent GAY but they were more like animals, shitting in front of each other and most definitely doing a group jork session
>>222771426I haven't had sex in 34 yearsI'm 37
>>222769799Pulled straight from gay race communist reddit
>>222769896>couldn't even make it to 30 to unlock powers pathetic suhuman. look at you now, you sicken me.
>>222771529sHE's brOKen ahh post
>>222771426volcel funk baby. it's the new groove
>>222771398The Athenian aristocrats did, and they dominate the written record. It’s genuinely interesting though
>>222769799They went through some timey wimey bullshit so it could have been longer or shorter depending on your perspective.His wife on the other hand was masturbating in the sea in all that time
>>222771462Alcibiades was a real gay
>greek sailors >not fucking eachother
>>222771426>>222771529it's been one year for me since my wife had an affair with a pedophile and got pregnant.So you know, could be worse.
Greeks are gay. No women needed.
>>222769799>How did they go 20 years without sex in the OdysseyHe fucked some beaches
>>222771249They werent gay, at least for masculine looking dudes. They were pedophiles that would fuck the sub 14 year old soldiers. This was mostly done by higher ranking officials to their protégés
>>222769896It doesn't count if you never had sex before
>>222769799Anon, they're called GAYREEK for a reason.>>222772543Epic LARP, bro. Here's your (You).
>>222769896>pic relatedHah. Saved.
>>222772406Being 'Kinaidos' was a crime in Athens and the 'record' was interpreted favourably towards queers by enlightenment closeted upper class nobs in England. The Athenians had more laws against the act and punishments involving it up to and including persona non grata REGARDLESS of stature - than any other city state in the ancient world - to the point if you were kinaidos and outside during a religious event/ceremony/holiday you could be killed with impunity.If you were convicted of being a fag in Athens at its peak colonial power, you could be stripped of land, inheritance, rank, right to be in public a good deal of the year, denied advancement and the right to command men in war and there was even recorded cases of men losing their children for fear of what they might do to them. What passed for homophobia and anti gay laws 100 years ago was tame as shit compared to the ancient Greeks.Places like Pergamon and Thebes were consistently mocked and derided for their pro gay stances just like San Francisco or NY is now. One of the reasons we know so much about Sparta losing to Thebes is because Athens loved their rival being beaten by a bunch of queers who were 'lesser men'. Sparta used to kill pedos as well - for the religious reason that sexual relations with their charge was considered betrayal to their gods and their oath to mentor the younger male.Kike and kike adjacent protties have been desperate to repaint the ancient world as superior to Christendom, in order to justify their debauchery. Even in progressive shitholes like NY there are extremely anti gay communities like the Irish and Italians.Straight men, have a automatic and involuntary disgust of faggots akin to maggots. The science is settled faggots, you are an abomination and carriers/spreaders of disease.
Wasn't Ulysses turned into a sex slave for a year in the original?
>>222769799gay sex, he was also canonically fucking Circe and Calypso.
