Good movies to pass the time in your comy bombnado shelter?
>>222770396>Tornado blows the car on its side on top of the hatch>uh oh
What would they do to pass the time?
>>222770396>plastic curtain is obviously transparent
>>222770396>Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble
Imagine the smell
>>222770396>>Tornado blows the car on its side on top of the hatchyeah, any type of quality shelter should have open inward doors
>>222770617>boulder rolls in front of door
>>222770396What's the patent for?
>>222770633So no one steals their soon to be patented idea
>>222770633It's for the coveted toilet curtain
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>>222770396So what do the billionaires do if I just take a fat greasy shit down their bunker exhaust pipes?
>>222770625>>boulder rolls in front of doorwith open inward doors, atleast you have a chance of climbing out/chipping away at it. outward swing, and a fallen tree branch could trap you
>>222770568The curtain is smell proof
>>222770556It's for the smell, not privacy.
>>222770396Imagine having to watch and smell your family take a shit 3 feet away from you everyday
>>222770750you would get used to it after like 1 day
>>222770681based irradiated mutant frog man poopoo peepeeing into bunkers
>>222770755Speaking from personal experience, rajesh?
>>222770794bro you shit 36" from another person in any public restroom
>>222770814But I don't sit and hang out with the other dudes shitting next to me afterwards whilst inhaling each other's feces particles.
>>222770396I think having 10 Cloverfield Lane on repeat would set a good tone
>>222770737>It's for the smell, not privacy.are you retarded?
>>222770396>patent on a buried metal box
>>222770396I can already hear the clanging of the curtain being pulled to surround the toilet followed by flatulence, splashing, and guttural moaning.
>>222770681Jokes on you the furnace exhaust pipe is inside the door
>>222770949Are you?
>>222771043>Are you?about this, no. obviously for privacy, not smell since it doesnt reach floor or ceiling. but so you dont have to watch your love one drop a poop, you fucking retard
>>222770396that episode of the twilight zone where the nukes are gonna go off
>>222770458>Neighbor shits on your hatch.
>>222770396>dad, how come your rifle only has four bullets?
>>222770750What do you think the M4 carbine is for?
>>222770681>german ww2 bunker style fakeout chute that redirects your shit back into your own face
storing your rifle right next to the hatch seems like a bad idea
>>222770396>A shelter with no good viewNgmi
>>222770923>john badman
very uncomfy thoughts
>>222771259Guy in the green shirt looks pretty happy. He's been waiting for this.
>>222770396>gas/wood burning heater undergroundKek. More like tombnado.
>>222771085He was being sarcastic and making a joke you fucking arrogant autist cunt
>>222771643>He was being sarcastic and making a joke you fucking arrogant autist cuntsure he was, brown hands
>>222771169why is she standing in the toilet?
>>222770396
>>222770396The m16 has to be kept waaaay up there because if mommy gets it she'll kill us all
>>222771444>now the wife and kids HAVE to listen to me talk about Warhammer 40K
>>222771444he's just soaking in the smug "I told you so" he dropped on his wife the second they settled in.and she can't escape it, she is forced to sit there, look eye to eye and accept it.
>>222772239>*INHALES*
>>222770458>build a second entryway / tunnel with a hatch hidden somewhere>or put some sort of fence / guard around the hatch that can be pulled down when exitingsomething like picrel, i dunno
>>222770512Watch each other shit
>>222773005>Endless time to finish pile of shame yet somehow you never have the motivation to paint.
What does this do?
>>222770649I startled my wife with how hard I kek’d at this
>>222770396What if there's a flood? Heavy rainstorms often accompany tornadoes.
"a family that lays together stays together" - Robert Crumb
>>222770396>keeping your food in the septic tank tunnelBig yikes
>>222770396Anon, what are you gonna do with a 1 square foot poop tank? How do you even flush it?
>>222770396>find the air intake>start a nice campfire in front of it
>>222770396why would you need an assault rilfe for a hurricane?
Is a bombnado a tornado of bombs or a bomb that creates tornados?
>>222774866Looters
>lace wifes meal with laxatives>12 hours of poop kino until the storm blows over
>>222774948what type of society would start looting after a natural disaster? it wouldn't happen in mine.
>>222770568id rather die than listen to the shitting.
>>222774866FEMA genestealers
>>222774843it compresses the poop into edible bricks
>>222774843That's the jenkem tank, you're meant to shit in the fire to deter nearby looters.
>>222774960You're too embarassed to even name your country so it obviously would happen there
>movies>oops!... forgot to install a T. V. next to the toilet!
>>222772239Braps are brown, not green
>>222774064>i dunno
>>222775079>american thinks his country is like everyone elses.kek, no it wouldn't happen in india
>>222774954>storm?
>>222775265Of course it wouldn't happen in India, everything you ever had worth looting is in the British Museum
>>222775259idk then
>>222770396someone needs to shop the bombnado shelter to this
Why dont americans just build the whole house out of tornado-proof material?
>>222775654Why don't Americans park on parkways and drive on driveways?
>>222775654a big tornado will level anything in it's pathit's better to just have an underground shelter of some sort
