Can't believe I turned into this guy
>entire existential dissatisfaction boils down to his identity as a women's shoe salesman>still wears shoes inside and puts them up on the coffee tabledo americans really not understand the damage that shoe obsession does to their psyche?
Married and own a house? Congrats.
>>222771069>has daughterall that down the drain. it's all random Chad's now.
>>222770985You scored four touchdowns in a single game too? God damn