let's say me and lunchbox are mackin some chick and shit and shes like ooooh i wanna suck yous guyses dicks off
>>222771754These movies suck
i used to watch the dvd extras in college all the time. the blooper reel is the best. my favorite is the one where kevin smith can't make it through affleck dropping the phantoms line without laughing.>>222771802>ohh i read on the internet that youse two guys are a couple of little FUCKHOLES
brown/taint area
>>222772005
Smith’s wife was by far the weakest link in the film. Also nowhere near hot enough to be stood beside the other chicks! It was like one of them brought their mum along for the day.
>>222772033he tried to claim he lost a bet later as if anyone would make that shit up for him
Y'know in all fairness I feel like I would actually call myself a Kevin Smith fanAnd even then holy fuck he's got a Simpsons level ratio of "how long he was entertaining" to "how long he was unbearable" nowI know, I know, he was always shit and gay etc.But godamn you can see him fall off
Uhm...snoochie boochies?
>Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick it in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.Is this really that outrageous of a request for hookers in Los Angeles?
>>222772143>KillRoy Was Here was released exclusively as 5,555 NFTsoh god
>"Jesus loves the little chil-dren..."
>>222771754bullshit, they were like 40 in that stupid movie
>>222772054>It was like one of them brought their mum along for the day.I thought that was the joke
>>222773196No, the joke was that they had three sexy hollywood actresses and Smith decided that his irl wife was definitely hot enough to run with them
>>222773043Apple sauce, bitch
>>222771754They're like 25 in Clerks 1 you retard, they're old men today.
>>222771754I never heard about it in my life until about two years ago, and, since then, I've been hearing about it everywhere as if it's been this incredibly famous movie this whole time. It's really weird.
>>222771988I liked the scene where kevin climbs inside his asshole and refuses to leave.
I love the idea of drug dealers being unionized.
>>222771754I hate the way they look and will go out of my way never to watch this shitty movie.
>>222772033Every time I've seen this guys face I've always assumed that he was a porn star.
>>222774384...really?
Get me a blonde white boy to clean that up!
>>222771838At the time they were cool. Kevin Smith did start to suck later though. Now he's off the deep end and he ruined Clerks with Clerks 3.
You put your dick in a pie..
>>222772143I liked his movies through Clerks 2. Then I liked Red State and Tusk for their weirdness. And I have not liked anything since. The Clerks cartoon was great. Watched those DVDs a lot in college.
You know what..I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID LITTLE BOY
WE LOVE THIS MONKEY!!!
>>222774537Gimme the map ScottGIMME THE MAP SCOTT
>>222771838Nah
>>222773446i don't like da sound ah dem apples, will
He LOVES the cock
Helluva cameo.
>>222776166>>222771820Damn, Eliza Duku was a hottie
I'm fairly convinced that not a single motherfucking post in this thread was made by a human.
>>222771807is that the guy who raped chick in the back of his VW?
>>222776159those were good times, before the metoo, before wokeness, before the empire.....
>>222777048>you holdin'?>shit, everything but coke, heroin, and your cock.
>>222771754to this day is the best insight into hollywood
>>222774459Humor is stored in the fat, as soon as he thinned out his movies turned to shit.
>>222774508I tried to watch Clerks 2 again recently and found it didn't hold up that much. Clerks Animated was excellent though, I still quote that shit to this day.
Go to bed Kevin
>>222771754boomer movie made by fat reddit man
>>222777552Randall's antics kind of carry 2, for what its worth. Animated not getting a full run is one of the greatest tragedies of human history.
>>222774508clerks was really good and still holds up. it was unique. everything after that sucks and he should have stopped. I watched all the movies of that universe up to clerks 2. and then re seeing the movies again realizing they suck. I liked them back in the day though. maybe it was because of clerks. mallrats is second best I guess.
>>222778476The porch monkey bit is the only good part of Clerks 2. The rest is incredibly bad.
>>222772033is it in ordershoes she not have a pink area
>>222771820>i need four super hot girls to play the cool diamond thief girls in my movie>let's pick... a hot chick from Scary Movie, a hot chick from Buffy, a hot chick from Final Destination...>oh! and my homely wife that looks like post-surgery RobocopWhat the fuck was he thinking?
>>222772143tusk is one of my favorite movies and really made me appreciate justin long as a voice actor
>the audio commentary where they just spend the whole time badmouthing each other.>Kevin taking the piss out of Jason for getting embarassed by his kissing scene and basically running away from her between takes
>>222772943>or until she's sleeping
>>222772143i remember playing the dead rising demo all day then going to see clerks 2 later that nightgood times
>>222778672He was thinking she totally uses her tongue to pwn his taint/brown area. Duh.
>>222778672hecwas thinking about her clit/brown/taint area with his pwnt dick
>>222779102jason mewes is a gift to mankind and it makes me wonder how much better he could have been had he not been saddled to smith
>>222776159You mean Carrie Fisher or the Buddy Jesus?
Thought he was awesome when I was 13-14. He really captured that late 90s early 00s vibes we were in before 9/11.I think Jersey Girl is what ruined him, he started doubting himself after that and his directing skills, and started turning out weird movies. That energy his earlier movies was gone and started playing it safe trying to copy other contemporary directors.
>>222778523That part where Randall accidentally blasts a guy in the face with a deck of cards after Dante drops the bomb about the girl being pregnant was one of the funniest things I ever saw.
>>222779588Carrie, dude>Buddy ChristWhy the fuck would I acknowledge supposed Catholic Kevin Smith's jab at his own saviour to appease his jewish financiers and overlords?
>>222779195>"BONG!"
>>222774418Yeah. He has that shitty late 2000's male porn star look.
>>222773931Part of me sometimes feels like I somehow ended up in a parallel universe where this movie exists and is a big deal, because, I swear, I had never heard about this movie until 2024, and now I hear about it constantly. It's fucking bizarre.
>>222773931Kevin Smith films were massive in the 00s and he massively captured the vibe at the time. Then he went off the boil and churned out increasingly mediocre sequels and he's faded somewhere (but at least we got Rosario Dawson at her peak dancing in a vest).He's also been hurt by mid budget comedies dying as death now.
I've watched this movie about a 100 times. We still quote it with my friends 20 years later.
>>222771754This was my first R rated movie my friend and I snuck into.
This movie looks fucking retarded.
>>222781150>to appease jewsYou're not well. He wrote Dogma when he was in high school. You fucking schizo faggot.
>>222781675Better than anything made today
>>222771754>fifteen bucks, little man. put that shit, in my hand truly a genius voice of a generation. because if that money doesn't show; you owe me, owe me oh
>>222781721Movies may have declined to some extent, but there's no way that they're so bad that this moronic movie would be better. I can feel my IQ shrinking every time I look at their shitty faces.
>>222781675It is, but that's what makes it good
>>222781811>im really gay and love telling everyone how gay i am we know, anon
>>222781838>You didn't say anything that I can actually argue with but I'm upset by what you're saying nonetheless so I'm going to pretend that you said something else 'cause I can't possibly defend this shit.
>>222781833Oh god, it's one of THOSE movies, huh? Spare me.
>>222781868>being this gay and retarded that you dont realize you are the butt of the joke this movie makes fun of
>>222781919Wait, so the movie is against... people who don't like the movie? No shit.
