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>>222771796I'll post what I wrote on notepad very recently:After HotD Season 3, I decided to rewatch all eight seasons of GoT. There is so much for my mind to unpack, especially since I haven't watched these since I was a teenager, but there is one overarching theme in the story which was abandoned in later seasons. Daenerys' conquest of Westeros was to mirror Aegon the First's conquest three centuries prior. The three-headed dragon, the Targaryen heraldry. This symbolism was referenced by many throughout the show, including by the magnificent and regal Tywan Lannister "Aegon Targaryen changed the rules. That's why every child alive still knows his name, three hundred years after his death". Tyrion Lannister was just as learned and scholarly as his father, and would have understood the paramount importance of keeping Daenerys' dragons alive, and would have easily convinced her to protect her children and use them sparingly at all costs.
>>222771818In fact, the two female dragons who mirror those of Aegon's sister-wives would have been advised to never been used militarily until they have laid eggs, and even then, sparingly to produce more. The largest and most powerful dragon Drogo, mirroring Balerion, was more than sufficient for striking fear and terror upon Westeros in battle. The greatest battle scene with dragons in the entirety of Game of Thrones was "The Field of Fire", was strategically brilliant and had wonderful cinematography. Jaime Lannister would have understood that the game of war was changed, just as Tywan spoke of the dragons under Aegon the First. All major cities and warships in Westeros would have been well fortified and equipped with scorpions and all manner of ballistic weaponry, as they were portrayed doing so in the show. The cities would have been almost impenetrable to dragons in daylight. Daenerys would have easily been taught by Tyrion of this simple fact, and easily persuaded by him. Daenerys would have never risked a dragon being slaughtered by the undead army to be taken as one of their own. Tyrion would have made sure of it, as well as Jon Snow himself. He would have been ordered not to risk his life to try and placate the scheming Cersei. Tyrion would have persuaded Jon Snow of this. Daenerys would never have been so stupid, especially with sound advisors like Tyrion and Varys, to attack the Iron Fleet in broad daylight, and lose a second dragon. Absolutely ridiculous that Drogo survived the siege of King's Landing in broad daylight, if anything should have burnt down the gates and adjacent fortification in one swoop then disappeared before the attack by Daenerys' armies. Absolute lunacy that Drogo and Daenerys destroyed ever fortification in broad daylight, and every warship.
>>222771835Should have been night ambushes in minor rural fortification and on key supply lines long before the attack on the capital, as well as securing loyalty from the petty kingdoms reliant on agriculture easily destroyed by dragonfire at night. The rural people of Westeros would have easily bent the knee to Daenerys in order to prevent their homes and farms being destroyed. After the "Field of Fire", the cities would understand, that small garrisons and traders would be at risk of dragonfire outside of the well fortified and defended cities, especially at night. One by one the cities would pledge allegiance to Daenerys to allow supply lines to be open. Any city that doesn't bend the knee would starve. The undead would have to be fought with dragon glass and manpower in the north. Every advisor to Daenerys would easily persuade her of this, especially as it was known that horses and mammoths were used by the undead in warfare, so why not dragons if one was killed. The terrifying symbolism and existence of dragons, and the occasional deployment of them, would have easily allowed Daenerys to conquer Westeros. No need to risk their lives, especially of all three.
Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!
>>222771922>Primal, ball-slapping sex with Ser Gwayne! Followed by tender loving care!with daeron
look i dont want to get the fuzz involved but...your general needs to shu down IMMEDIATELY!
>golden company putting a targaryen back on the throneBittersteel's rolling in his grace
Threads empty, your Grace
Brienne makes me insecure
>>222772854IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?
was he a good king?
>>222772854SO GET… BOAR
GODS THE THREADS WERE STRONG THEN
Let it die.
>>222773722
>>222771542I truly believe GRRM fully intended for Aegon II bloodline to be the one that survived at some point. Mannis wouldn't shittalk the king's chosen heir otherwise.
>>222773682So get MMOOOOOOOOOORE
>>222773956>>222774782The mummer’s farce is done.
In the Vale, men are said to fuck sheep instead of women. I can assure you, the sheep are prettier.I can assure you, the sheep are prettierthe sheep are prettiersheep are prettier
>>222775247I love this artist
....semoc eH
>>222772908yes, but he was also flawed in that he thought people would seriously put up with Rhaenyra after he was gone. he should have made her co-monarch to ensure an uninterrupted transfer of power in an adversarial court. he also needed to keep Daemon closer.
poppa bear?
Home
damn these threads fell off hardi guess we will reconvene next year or 2028, whenever.
https://youtu.be/XcsdL82oeewStill KINO
>>2227759874chan as a whole feels much slower than it was like 2 years ago
>>222776035and most of the remaining traffic is shills and bots
>>222776035this general was poppin when the show was liveim just surprised how quiet it is now.
>>222776203the difference demonstrates how 100% fake the regularly bumped threads on this board are.
>>222772908A good king but a stupid person
>Daniel Ings talks about possible revisiting the role of Ser Lyonel Baratheon in ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’>“Oh, man, I’d love to! Unfortunately, he’s not in any more of the stories that George R.R. Martin has written so far, and our showrunner, Ira Parker, is sticking closely to those. There is a famous duel in the future [according to Game of Thrones lore]. Maybe I’ll be 60 by that time! Whatever happens, I’d love to put in Lyonel’s little dangly earring again because he’s such a fun character.”>no more lyonel
Basically, the thing of it is you see,Fuck the BlacksThat is all...
>>222776222Show kinda sucks m'lord, at some point we run out of things to say.
George just fucking split Winds into >The Winds of Winter>A Time for Wolvesalready.
>>222776826>winds is just ten Hotah chapters
>>222776859
Why is the Night's Watch for life and has a ban on sex? Just allow people to sign up for varying lengths, let them fuck and give them a salary. Knights won't be as hesitant and commoners can get a job.THE FUCKING KNIGHTLY ORDERS KNEW BETTER SO WHY DID GEORGE CREATE SUCH A RETARDED ORGANIZATION
How the fuck weren't they kicked out after this point, it seriously took another century before someone thought about killing the bizarrely foreign incestuous immoral targshits? How do they have the staying power of zionists in congress?
>>222776979>the throne was promised to me 3000 years ago
this you chuds?
>>222776979Maesters needed time.
>>222777029Otto proposed Aegon and Rhaenyra marry. He was not a chud.
>his helmet doesn't look like a cock
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222772908No, he got lucky that he came to the throne during a peaceful and prosperous time. His biggest virtue is that he was good at delegating, but he is also completely to blame for the Dance.
>>222772908No, but his daughter was a good queen (male)
>>222777029>following customs and wanting a stable realm is misogyny
>hotd sucks>george will never release winds or f&b 2>dunk s2 will probably suck>the general is deadyeah its over isnt it...
>>222772908Hell no
>>222777317Otto and the Greens are bigotsWithout more Summer Islanders, Westeros won’t survive
>>222772908Yes, because he knew how to pick competent people to run the realm for him.He was also conciliatory and willing to compromise.He didn't wage costly, unnecessary wars of conquest, didn't spend fortunes on palaces and tourneys, nor try to "reform" the realm in a way that would lead to social upheaval.
>>222771796Do the Beesbury have a monopoly on the beekeeping industry? Their sigil is a bee and much like Redwine, we never see other Houses trying to compete with them on their business. Wouldn't that mean that the Beesbury are one of the richest houses given that candles and honey must sell like hot cakes all year round?
>>222772908>spergs out when his hand asks him to to settle matters of succession in the book>in the show he's literally decaying for years on end and he doesn't write a proper willHe was just coasting off of Jaeherys and he created a succession dispute that never had to happen by naming his daughter heir just because he's a girldad faggot. "People" shit on Robert but as far as he was concerned his successiom was clearcut. Oh yeah and he also showed more diligence than Viserys by using his last moments to handle important matters of state.Viserys did not have the temperament of a king and the dragons dying out is his fault.
>>222771835>All major cities and warships in Westeros would have been well fortified and equipped with scorpions and all manner of ballistic weaponry, as they were portrayed doing so in the show. The cities would have been almost impenetrable to dragons in daylight.Yes, if we accept the shows' depiction of ballistae accuracy to begin with. But I don't thinl that's very realistic. These are torsion catapults, not modern AA guns. These things are hard to aim, single shot and slow reload. I don't think you'd be able to hit a flying dragon with them. Maybe you can try to volley fire them and get lucky.Historical AA gun manual for coomers. Linked, because blue board: https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryHistory/comments/k0upvp
>>222777450>Yes, because he knew how to pick competent people to run the realm for him.Letting your advisors run the show because you're useless is not a sign of a good king.>He was also conciliatory and willing to compromise.That's one way to view it. The more accurate way is to realise he's a weak cuckold. He literally went against laws of succession because he was nagged into it and then didn't even bother to either teach (not that he would know anything about it) his heir nor secure her succession properly.>He didn't wage costly, unnecessary wars of conquest,He waged a war against the Triarchy over fucking rocks. Yeah, Daemon did it (because Viserys is fucking useless) but it still counts, obviously.>didn't spend fortunes on palaces and tourneysDid you watch season 1? There were plenty of those. He could afford it because Jaeherys har a successful reign.>nor try to "reform" the realm in a way that would lead to social upheaval.He named a woman to be his heir, even though it goes against custom and after the last great council went against the idea. And he didn't have another great council to get the lord's consent because his daughter would lose every time. This isn't how a statesman behaves, he's a fucking girldad.
Was he miscast?
>HOTD ended like a month ago>AKOTSK wrapped up filming around the same time>no trailer>no production stills>no more cast revealsYup, this thread is basically going to be the /lit/ one but on /tv/ until Ira stops being so secretive.
>>222777583No he wasn't, he was just about perfect. Retarded asoiaf youtubers go from one extreme to the other and act like book Tywin is some imbecile operating only on insecurities. Charles Dance gave him a dignified, serious take that is more in line with how George intended him to be (George himself says Tywin is smart in interviews)Retarded faggots like Preston would have him be a retard who throws fits like a little kid like show Ormund or General Hux etc because their minds are so infested with capeshit that having a menacing competent self-assured villain is beyond their brain computing power. Maybe they'd add a fart sound after Tywin dies too, because it's not enough that the situation itself is ridiculous you have to make the guy who killed so many characters we cared about into a joke too.
>>222771796minus one
>>222777348don't worry anon, apparently we'll get over 10 seasons of dunk at leastwe could also get some smaller shit like aegon's conquest
careful Ned ooohhhh careful now
>>222775247kek
>>222775247I fucking love bimboswhy couldn't the masters invent fake tits?
>>222771818>>222771835>>222771848holy autism
>>222775540!on ,on ,oN
>>222775513name?
>>222775987they're basically just spam threads for the emmafag noweven most of the usual posts like "taaoba" and "icsh" have dropped off
>>222771818>Tywan Lannister>>222771835>the dragon Drogo
>>222776979>How do they have the staying power of zionists in congress?cool it with the antivalyrianism
>>222777583yes because he was not bald
>>222776012One scene managed to be more emotionally charged than all of hotdoodoo.One man about to fight for his life or lose an arm and a leg managed to be more high stakes than a continent spanning civil war with flying nukes.
>>222777348>or f&b 2That's for the better, do you really want Shiera and Bloodraven soap opera relationship drama?
>>222776012That's some weird audio mixing when he announces he's taking Dunk's side
>>222778048F&B was bad
>>222777566>Letting your advisors run the show because you're useless is not a sign of a good king.Anon, EVERY kingdom was ran, day-to-day, by the king's advisors/councils. Delegating tasks is the #1 ability a good ruler has.
why the fuck can't mysaria speak properly
>>222778158got some silver hair in her teeth
So, once wAIfu sexbots are real, old hag actresses will surely license the likeness and voice of their younger roles for bot models, right? Trained and prompted to rp their character for you while weirdly also beeing your modern day persinal domestic assistant. Imagine going to the bot store and checking out the GoT/HotD aisle. What model would you buy?I think I'd go for a Daenerys, like probably millions of other men.
>>222778158she's from Yi Ti and they're not sending their best
>>222778048>The maesters all agree Lord Bloodraven would do escapades to follow Ser Duncan and Prince Aegon's adventures to get away from his paramour Lady Shiera
>>222778242lol
>>222778156Yeah but Viserys would combust if he had to do without them. Also the advisors he chose were scheming under his nose the whole time.
>>222778340>schemingthat's part and parcel of feudal politics, it's all give and take
>called Yi Ti>they're actually asiansBRAVO GIORGIO
>>222778340No, anon, "scheming" would be trying to usurp him, kill him, deprive him of his power. Otto's only goal was to make sure Daemon doesn't get the throne, and he correctly predicted that putting Rhaenyra on it would do just that.
>>222778352>stubbornly support your daughter over your son>fill your small council with Hightower aligned advisorsGG
>>222778242>The director accidentally forgot to put in the most important scene in the story, where the Seven themselves bless Dunk.
How did Hugh's wife get from Gogossos to Westeros?
>>222778410on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
targs are so kino with their incest
>>222778398It's a bit of a reach to find matching people for each of the seven as described in the book. I wouldn't have minded if they made it more plausible in the show if they adapted it.
>>222778509It's not meant to be plausible. Dunk is literally being blessed by the gods as a true knight and doesn't realize it.
valyrians ARE superior though, the precondition to rule is power and there is nothing more powerful than the dragon
>>222778537>valyrians ARE superior
>>222778524Okay but only some of the people pointed out in the narration correspond to the 7 gods.
>>222778725But in the graphic novel they all fit.
Rise ser your lord needs you to lock in.
>>222778537Peasant mob with pitchforks is more powerful than the dragon
>>222778498>gets incestmogged by lannisters and craster
Monke
Syrax
When was Dany's first orgasm? is this described in the books?
>>222778994Baratheons are based as fuck
>>222779742Same time Nyra has hers. 13
>>222779285Craster's incest isn't hot.
>>222780257The most boring great house.
>>222778158de peepol
>>222780834Wait that means... Fabien... my man!
>>222772908Hes the weak king who had strong advisors because his predecessor was better. Classic cycle of kings shit.
>>222772908He is possibly the worst king in valyrian history
>>222776859I like Hotah.
>>222778048I need more instances of Cuckraven's cuckoldry to laugh at Blackwoodfags and spam the threads whenever he is mentioned.
seriously what the FUCK is wrong with george? in f&b kids are getting married and preggo at 13-14 all the time. surely this is not normal. aemond choses a bride whos like 10 or 11 aswell... is every targ a pedo?
>>22278153113-14 is hebephilia though.
>>222781531>aemond choses a bride whos like 10 or 11 aswellAemond was 16-17 at the start of the Dance when that happened.
>>222781531Just ignore it and add at 3-5 years to every single character without exceptions.
>>222780360Speak for yourself homo
>>222781531Daemon did nothing wrong. It's perfectly acceptable behavior to take your 13 year old niece to the pleasure houses so she can hone her skills. It's perfectly acceptable to hang out naked with her all day and suckle those little fertile pink teats of hers till they swell up red. HE DID NOTHING WRONG OKAY NIGGER
>>222781531Just add 3 years to book age.
>>222782074>take your 13 year old niece to the pleasure houses so she can hone her skillsDaemon pussied out and Rhaenyra had to go to Cole for some dick
>>222781531The concept of pedophilia doesn't exist in this world, stop imposing real-world morality on it.
>>222780257is your favorite part the zesty singing and dancing he does in Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>222782074Nieces are made for their uncles, that's the natural order of things.
>>222782074>>222782165was she only 13 in that scene? Can't believe she raped Cole at such a young age desu what a monster
>>222782225Teenage princesses are for their personal bodyguards, that's the natural order of things.
>>222782165the show is not canon they cant even get teh ages right
>>222782173What about the concept of puberty and girls not being ready to birth kids when they're 13?
>>222782267>What about the concept of puberty and girls not being ready to birth kids when they're 13?Complete fiction. A woman's eggs are degraded by 16 years of age.
>>222782267Gurm is part jewish and the concept of waiting a year of two after menarche so the girl's hips are developed enough is alien to the menafags.
>took Alicent Hightower's virginity before Viserys could>corrupted and took his niece's virginity before Cole could>murdered his wife>impregnated Laena Velaryon and made some dragonriders>impregnated Rhaenyra Targaryen and made kingshe makes the incels seethe
>Daemon will get eaten by Sheepstealah>That's why Daemon and Caraxes' bodies were never found
Cute and canon!
>>222782406>he wasnt even mentioned in the mad king playohnonono jon con bros? i thought they were best friends
>>222776970Jon is doing this
baenyra
>>222782349holy based
>>222782349>took Viserys' virginity before Aemma could>took Cole's virginity before Rhaenyra couldb-based
>>222780834Horny lass
Daemon's great-grandchildren carried on the tradition
>>222782529>Rhaegar's wife cheats on him with women>Daemon's wife cheats on him with womenI see.
>>222782550lmao
>>222782529Pact of Ice and Fire......
>>222772908No. The only reason he lived for as long as he did was because Jaehaerys. In any other time of targaryen rule he wouldnt be capable of handling the situationI mean imagine him having to deal with a blackfyre rebellion
>>222782529>impregnates women>dies>still winsHOW DID THEY DO IT
>>222772908No. He singlehandedly started the decline of his own dynasty.
>>222780834you just KNOW
THE REALM'S DELIGHT™
>>222782636YUCK
>>222778524>Dunk is literally being blessed by the gods as a true knight and doesn't realize itWhere is this stated, aside from your degenerate headcanon? Or is every smallfolk an avatar of some fictitious deity?
>>222782636monke was hideous but endearing
>>222780257Unless your name is Borros, where you botch a charge and get merked by a teenager with a morningstar.
THEY ARE FUCKING VISEERRRRYYYSSS
>>222782636M O N K E .
>>222782701fetal alcohol syndrome or something, right? why is her face so fucking undeveloped. she looks like a fetus.Emma had a more developed face than she did at age 6
>>222782681To be fair no one was going to win against the Riverlands limited edition teleporting invincible armies lol Reminds me of how poorly the Dance was written
>>222782636
>>222772574“””Targaryen”””
>>222782596>house Targaryen destroyed as an institution Total victory (for Westeros)
>>222782730awful boob job. bogged as fuck
>>222782692what is that?
>>222782742Tha's not a boob job lmao, she's just saggy.
>>222782692>kings word is law>king tells them they can’t fuck or get married >they disobey the king and commit treasonNever realized it but that right there explains why so many wouldn’t support Rhaenyra. She betrayed the king.
>>222782730BOOBA
>>222782722When a strong Tully sits Riverrun, none can withstand the might of the Riverlands.
>>222782748matt smith being matt smith (fucking all his co-workers)>>222782756she had no boobs in HOTD, and she was 19-20 years old when she played the role. thats a boob job. do you even know what real boobs look like, even in a bra?
>>222782197What’s wrong with zesty?
>>222782802pic rel.
>>222780834>>222782526You just know she’s eaten his seed dozens of times
>>222777450He didnt shut down Otto's scheming and choosing his daughter as air was a massive self inflicted error. Hell they start his heath problems with the throne cutting his hand and getting infected.
>>222782798A shame it was only that one time and for a cause that fucked them over.
>scene of Rhaenyra sacrificing 50+ people to be melted by a dragon completely memory-holed by everyoneshes based desu
>>222782840What scheming exactly?Stuff like keeping a shithead incompetent brother out of the line of succession or ensuring the king has more than one heir don’t qualify as scheming, they’re part and parcel feudal politics.
>>222782871No one wants to called it out and get cancelled for being antivalyrian
>>222782802Sure incel.
season 2 was actually okay. people give it way too much shit.
Our age of Dragons is over...
>>222782973...the age of Dorne has started.
I used to like Daemon but the more I think about it and the more I dislike that he became another pawn because of muh prophecy
>>222782871Why did you leave out the context? You sound like a green propagandist
>>222782447He met Rhaegar once when he stopped at his father’s castle on his way back from Dorne
>I don't want to be called Jon Snow anymore, it's Flynn Snow now>you know nothing Flynn Snow
Breeding sex with Daemon's daughter
>>222784039is daemon.... a cuck?
>>222784053Daemon was dead when they married.
>>222784053Absolutely.
>>222784053Not sure how you define cuck.Maybe in the hits pipe sense given how many husbands she had.
It's not cuckoldry if your wife cheats on you with a woman
Reminder
>>222778158she is supposed to be a foreigner. the retarded showrunners didn't think that casting a melting pot in King's Landing would confuse people when they intend a character of that melting pot to be a foreigner.
Greens should have just killed every (noble)woman on sight.
>>222784143Daemon would have removed Mysaria's head had he known about this, so it's not cuckoldry.
You must apologize to him.
>>222784571He literally knows that the two of them are having sex. He doesn't care.
UGLY
>>222784669You have no evidence of this. You can’t just say shit when it’s not true. Provide evidence he knows.
>>222784143Daemon traded THIS for THAT?
>Cersei, you will marry the Night King!
>>222784571Daemon couldn't even maintain an erection with Mysaria, he approves of her satisfying the Queen in his stead.
>>222784691god I love bimbos
>>222784730Daemon has several kids with nyra. Low effort bait.
>>222784758Are you telling me the conception happens through female orgasm?
>>222784730>couldn't get it up for a patois-babbling old she-chinkWhomst among us can blame him? Me no want de punani.
>>222784856The show where they have sex clearly shows her having an orgasm and afterwards she’s staring up at the sky in the afterglow of nutting yes
Fuck Harrenhal
It's too bad Baela was a whore
>>222783057The gay ass prophecy stuff doesn’t exist in my mind
>tfw you go one week without niece pussy
>>222784989It doesn't exist in the show timeline either. As we know. Arya defeats the big bad.The Targaryens are just talking smuck
>>222785017>When you botch the Rhea relationship and now you're stuck getting cucked by da peepul
>>222784968>Fuck HarrenhalAH SHUPOSH ON DA TABEL ASHWELL?
>>222785058You can have it, Petyr. Fuck Harrenhal. However you and Shansa need to actually go there and rule it.
happy. in my lane. domesticated. nuncle. aegon III. fertile. no dead children. conceiving.
>>222785216Why is she so fertile?
>>222785155no actually i'm just going to ship shansa off to a notorious psychopath thats known for flaying people, i'm sure it will be a great match and i will somehow profit from this
>>222785417whore(talking about cole btw)
>>222785417stop posting horny monke
>>222771818>>222771835>>222771848this is what bothered you?not the fact that stannis just decides to burn his cute kid because why not?
>>222785440no>>222785433no
>>222785038Benioff and Weiss were right, the prophecy is fucking stupid and shouldn't exist outside of examining how characters act retarded when they try to shape the future to a predetermined outcome Rhaenyra impotently screaming I AM THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED to an audience that can't understand her was actually pretty good, but HotD has already shown that the prophecy is literal, it's just that Daenerys is the chosen one not RhaeRhae
Why is the prince that was promised and not the princess?
>>222785820she heroically tried to stop one of the most contrived terrible fucking endings in fiction history.
>>222771818>Tyrion Lannister was just as learned and scholarly as his father, and would have understood the paramount importance of keeping Daenerys' dragons alive, and would have easily convinced her to protect her children and use them sparingly at all costs.Early in the show he says he doesnt even believe Dragons are real which is weird considering lot of history books would have mentioned it especially damage done to Harrenhall
>>222785820The word for "Prince" in Valyrian is gender-neutral and could apply to either sex
>>222785633The prophecy wasn’t whatever it is now back then. This is some new gay bullshit George is making up to try and fix the ending of the main show.
>>222785936That’s also not lore accurate since Tyrion is a Targ bastard and has dragon dreams.
>>222785216>no dead childrenI feel bad for Visenya
>>222784053Canonically? Yes. He got sloppy fourths after Cole, Harwin and Laenor.
>>222786098>Tyrion is a Targ bastard and has dragon dreams.made up lore by some fat youtuber
>>222784699She’ll marry Faegon
>>222786376>that scene of daemon crashing out on the beach after visenya diesit was too short. they had more material
>>222786707talking about this scene btwhttps://youtu.be/sHrjMOpZa3M?si=Eq9VMtLOdZ956h4O
Apologies for poor english, but why so many people care about prophecies like hero with fire sword or promising prince? Why not live your life without caring about schizo prophecies?
>scene still hasnt been topped yethttps://youtu.be/7tUeSDIHVmM?si=ObPS3hu1adD_sXaT
>>222776012I wish we could see how King daeron the Good reacted to news of his son and heir dying, because it was a hell of a story to be told after the fact.>Your psychotic grandsan attacked a random puppeter unprovoked, which lead to a random hedge knight kicking him in the mouth, this hedge knight had unknowingly taken prince egg to squire too>The random hedge knight asked for a trail by combat, but Aerion was a coward and asked for a trail of seven, your son and heir died fighting for this random knight, likely at the hands of your other son.People go crazy for less than this.
>>222776979I wonder if they'll have the guts to show Joffrey getting torn apart after his fall.
>Game of Thrones>1 mention of the word cock>A clash of kings>36 mentions of the word cock
>>222785633>it's just that Daenerys is the chosen one not RhaeRhaeThe chosen one to go mad and burn kings landing maybe, as the play has confirmed
>bloodraven and Daemon Targaryen are literal cuckolds >reddit loves them Makes ya think
>>222787199The best part is that Baelor was not only his heir aka the Prince of Dragonstone, he was also the Hand and to top it off it would be Bloodraven's job as Master of Whisperers to inform Daeron of everything that happened at Ashford.
>>222788099read the definition of cuckold. daemon that is not. also go back to >reddit
>>222787334>nipples on a breastplate mentions>4,012
>>222788127Now show me Bittersteel’s receding hairline.
>>222788743>Now show me Bittersteel’s receding hairline.Ok
>>222788838A luscious head of hair, as to be expected from such strong Bracken genes.
>>222788838Started balding after Daemon got rekt at the redgrass field huh.
>>222786949Because most people are sheep, they don't want to make their own choices, they want a heroic destiny handed to them and to be told the gods decided they're epic
>>222788838Bittersteel's Norwood 2 comes winning out from this tussle winning.
>>222789124Beneath the cope, the bitter seethe.
>>222780434?
>>222782349>>222782560lol daemon got sloppy fourths
>>222789140Sir, when it comes to matters follical I happen to be something of an expert. In the available evidence Bloodraven exhibits Norwood 3 and Bittersteel 2.
>>222782349The sleaziest nuncle this side of George.
>>222784758Canonically we don't know they're his, as Rhaenyra has cucked before.
>>222789238With whomst is she making little silver-haired dragon riders? Mushroom?
>>222782560Is Rhae Rhae sitting on Ser Criston's lap? She's such a teaser.
>>222789262mayhaps
>>222789262Aegon
>>222789263Fetching monke.
>>222789263probably never forgot his cock
Tully! Tully and Riverrun!
why does no one like the lannisters?
>>222789572lol
>>222789558Too rich, too smart.
i feel like shit because i ate too much. is there something i can do to not feel like shit?i feel like shit physically not mentally
>>2227896462 heads.because of the incest
best house words?
>>222789821Though all men despise us
>>222789843oh my codd
>>222789821I'd Like To Go Home Now, I'm Not Having Any Fun
I don't understand the cultural differences between the mountain clans in the Veil and the wildlings beyond the Wall and why one is tolerated while the other is hated to the point many thought the Wall was built specifically to keep them out
>>222789863House?
>>222789821house colewe do not sow (involuntarily)
>>222789876they're both hated tho
>>222789945>criston cole breaking his house words and nutting in teen 'nyrathe gods cursed him for that!
>>222789950Except for the Painted Dogs
>>222789972especially them
>>222789963it was canonically a pity fucking if it ever happened. rhaenyra spurned him and cole started calling her 'the bitch queen' for the rest of his life. he died an incel
>>222789876The mountain clans are actually a hugely racist caricature of Irish nationalists George penned one evening in the Orange lodge.
>>222789983t. septon eustacethe gods punished cole for giving rhaenyra her first creampie. disgraceful!
>>222789972You mean the Milk Snakes?
>>222790016good
>>222790033>>the gods punished cole for giving rhaenyra her first creampie. disgraceful!Fucking maesters and their cursed tea, they tricked Rhae Rhae into killing Criston's baby.
>>222790110rhaenyra couldn't have a dornish marcher baby, anon
>>222789972>>222790068This is a Moon Brothers thread
>>222790166More like Burned Men
STONE CROWS!
>tfw no one likes Black Ears
thoughts on house velaryon?
>>222790246Sea-Blackwoods They suck
does the tully lad have anything new coming out
>>222789821Rouse Me Not
>>222790291you got a problem with house blackwood, son?
lol
>>222790310Why did they kill her, lads? :(
>>222790318As all RIGHTEOUS men should
>>222790399you some sort of bracken jerk?
>>222790394because she's a dumb woman
>>222790355
>>222790394she was evil dragonspawn
>>222790355His sojourn at the citadel wouldn't have gone down like it did if I, Randyll's top guy had been there. There would have been a lot of blood and screaming for mercy and fat fucks going flying from the top of the high tower.
>>222790422he was incredibly underused
>>222790406You misspelled CHAD
>>222790451list three (3) CHAD things brackens have ever doneyou can't
if /tv/ had a house what would the motto be?
>>222790477
>>2227904661.defeated samwell blackwood in a duel for rhaenyras favor and then KILLED him in battle years later 2. Killed qwentyn Blackwood in a melee3. Created the greatest sellsword company in the world
>>222790480is this meme from 2016
>>222790505
>>222790505maybewhy?
>>222790491Bet you can’t name 3 more
>>222790528very unfortunate racism was so prevalent back in 2013glad we're better now
new thread>>222790557>>222790557>>222790557
>>2227905424. Defeated bloodraven in a Valyrian steel sword duel, taking out his eye before being dragged off by his men before he could finish him 5. Escaping captivity to continue plotting in essos 6. Refusing to bend the knee even with the threat of dragonfire
>>222775247He DID MORE?!
>>222781531>>222781592Aemond ends up marrying a milf in her 40s.
>>222780434The Arryns had never done anything consequential until Robert's Rebellion
