>boomer wants to show you a funny clip on their overpriced novelty tv>"yeah it's right over here">*spend 5 minutes moving stuff off a shelf*>*another 5 minutes trying to find the remote">*press the button*>*a loud grinding sounds overpowers everyone's voice*>"YEAH GIVE IT A SECOND ANON, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS">finally the machine begins to slowly bring the tv up, a loud whirring sound that drowns out even the grinding can be heard>After 4 minutes of this it finally unfurls >"Trust me this video is hilarious">*A few minutes spent plugging in the cables that had to be removed so they wouldn't get damaged*>Finally the tv springs to life as they start doing Egyptian dances>"KING TUT! HOW'D YOU GET SO FUNKY?">"KING TUT! BURIED WITH A DONKEY"
>>222773020It looks like it took 15 seconds. Your video undermines your annoying greentext
The OP just wrote an episode of Family Guy
Its cool, ill give it that. Way too much light from the glass windows to enjoy kino.
>>222773660It's 400k USD
If you have a tv in your living room you're poorfag trash. Unless it's one of these.
>>222773710Obscene amount of cost but its its a luxury item for the wealthy.
The amount of things that could go wrong with that monstrosity... for what benefit exactly? It's not going 200mph... it's not a status symbol most people will see... It doesn't save space since it has that giant platform that takes up a bunch of space... Why is that superior to a 100 inch television one could buy for 2k to 3k? Unless there's something spectacular about this, it looks utterly stupid.
>>222773853i actually appreciate the problem it's trying to fixtv's are extremely ugly devices and i don't like that there has to be one in every living room and all seating has to be oriented towards it. but a decent projector on a white screen solves the problem but better in every way
>>222773020I’d rather sit outside my zen garden and drink my coffee.
Having removed every made up thing OP hallucinated in order to get mad about the actual scenario is:>boomer wants to show you a funny clip on their overpriced novelty tv>"yeah it's right over here">*press the button*>"yeah give it a second Anon, you're gonna love this, trust me this video is hilarious">tv springs to life as they start doing Egyptian dances>"KING TUT! HOW'D YOU GET SO FUNKY?">"KING TUT! BURIED WITH A DONKEY"
>>222773020lol
>>222773853>Why is that superior to a 100 inch television one could buy for 2k to 3k? Unless there's something spectacular about this, it looks utterly stupid.just like their cars
what problem does this solveanyone who can afford this TV can already afford a giant mansion and doesn't need to worry about shit being compact and storable
>>222773020I think it's pretty established rich people with inherited wealth are the dumbest people on the planet, dumb enough to piss away money on stupid shit like this so they can impress their equally retarded and shallow rich friends, and that's why America is doing so well, we have an endless supply of retards with money willing to buy shit they don't need or even want, but they want that "wow" effect when they show off their penis compensators
>>222773020I feel like in person the lines between the screens would become very noticeable.
>>222773632There's one very apparent time skip in the video.
>>222774689its got a luxury car brand on it which makes it high status, anyone who says it looks dumb is just jealous they dont have one
>>222774689the problem of not being able to watch tv in the best room in the house because you don't want guests to get the ick
>>222774736>hey guys look at this piece of shit I just bought for $400k!>wow that looks like shit>heh, you're just jealous you don't have 400k to blow on a piece of shit
Last month this was poster without the bugatti label
>>222773768Is scamming the rich really this easy?
>>222774791porsche made another one before this
>>222774705Could you BE anymore salty.
>>222773768>If you have a tv in your living roomwhere else would you have it?
>>222774815a tv room, your bedroom
>>222774795No. The rich don't get rich by spending actual money on bullshit like this. This piece of crap will be exclusively purchased by lottery winners and rappers.
>>222774468you sound pretentious
>>222774805I suspect none of that is real and its all KI
>>222773020how wet would your gf be when you do this?
>>222774837LMAO
>>222773842its a scam.
>>222773020I can only assume the cables all plug in behind the base, or possibly elsewhere entirely and it all runs through the floor4 minutes ain't that long to wait for King tut either
>>222773853>someone moves furniture over it to save space>the button to activate the TV pop out accidentally gets pressed
>>222774776>>heh, you're just jealous you don't have 400k to blow on a piece of shitwell aren't you? i know i am
>>222774853Ick from the lame TV, Gushing when Steve Martin appears on screen
>>222774871There's a cable duct behind the tv, on the floor, and a huge pillar to the left that looks like it's part of the set. This monstrosity isn't richfag worthy.
Epstein-coded
>>222774908>Not richfag worthyYeah, If I was gonna pay 400 thousand fucking dollars for this shit I would want them to rip up the floor to put it underneath and make it all cleaner
>>222773853>for what benefit exactly?>>222774689>what problem does this solvePeople want a huge TV that can fold away when not in use so their view isn't obscured AND they don't want a hide-away unit in a wall or one that pops up from a piece of furniture or one that folds down from the ceiling>>222774949>I would want them to rip up the floor to put it underneath and make it all cleanerProbably exactly what it's supposed to do and that video is a demo
>>222775010just mount it on the wall with a screen that can raise or lower remotely? why does it need to fold, ever?
>>222773768What if I have two
>>222773020>Finally the tv springs to life as they start doing Egyptian danceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNl6Sh01ZIU
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>>222775052>just mount it on the wall with a screen that can raise or lower remotely?Maybe you don't want that or space/architecture precludes it
>>222774736>typed with nigger handsWhite people don't piss money away for retarded shit, Paco.
>>222774837This... rich people don't spend money on retarded shit for no reason. I don't know who would be interested in this except niggers.
My elderly neighbours are constantly watching those AI-written and narrated youtube videos.
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>>222775204THANK YOU!!!!!
>>222773768Agreed. Having a tv in every room of the house is unbecoming and crass.
>>222773710and it has a ton of motors and if even one of them burns out the display will just fail to unfold. i assume they will have to be serviced regularly.total waste of money.
Thats really stupid and obnoxious
>>222775711>and it has a ton of motors and if even one of them burns out the display will just fail to unfold.Use the manual override
>>222774468Just hang the tv on the wall like its a framed picture/painting. the problem you describe doesnt exist with modern devices
>>222775919The seating orientation problem still not solved.
>>222774736Hey bros check out my Bugatti-V
>>222776060what problem? a couch is always gonna have to face a certain way
>>222773768My TV is in the man cave
>>222774776>anon discovers status symbols
>>222773020So how does this relate to the image you posted? Because that TV is the opposite of shit you made up to get mad about
>>222775919a window that turns into a television would be cool, but the tech doesnt exist. yet.
how much did they spend just for the logo to stay horizontal?the black base looks ugly when the screen is open
>>222776366what about a television that turns into a window? does that tech exist yet?
>>222775919It looks poor. Even back in the CRT days when big tvs were a status symbol richfags hid them.
>>222773020The most retarded thing thing I've ever seen.What would be the purpose of putting your TV away like that? Just for the novelty of folding it up, once. You know they're just gonna keep it open & extended forever, right? Just get a regular TV.
>>222773020Bro, did you just write an entire scenario in your head in order to have an excuse to whine about "Boomers" again? You were legitimately just THAT sweaty to do so, huh?
Why doesn't anyone care how terrible modern TVs look every show movie game looks like shit
>>222774468Projectors are utter shit that get owned by $300 panels let alone OLEDs
>>222773853>for what benefit exactly? It's not going 200mphRich people thing -- to buy a fantastic thing and then hamstring it -- IE Buying a Ferrari and then living in downtown London or NYC where you could never really drive it. Or this peice of shit from 2017 -- a $2000 juice bag squeezer -- that you bought by subscription for like $400 a month.Things that make no sense buy waste money is magic to them. But put their things too a practical use they will lose it. Like I pointed out to a friend once that a Rolls Royce ( over built suspension and brakes ) would be great for hauling a trailer like a boat or trailer home -- If someone saw you do that it would drive them crazy -- all that power and overbuiltness is supposed to haul one fat rich person and that's it.
>>222776919I'm sorry you're such a retard you can't come up with funny scenarios on the fly. I'm not op but I enjoyed his post.
>>222777430It was $699 at most, fucktard.Get your facts straight insead of being clouded by "HURR DURR RICH PEOPLE BAD AND STUPID"
>>222773020>>222773710>>222773842>>222773853the only advantage is that it saves space, but the only people rich enough to afford this wouldn't care about saving space.
Sorry guys it was the first thing that came to my mind, I didn't have time to write niggers tongue my anus, even though they do.
>>222777860i want to tongue snood's anus
>>222774736My Porsche tooth brush is waiting to be discovered by a lucky lady. Someday....
>>222777860Snood is close to Sneed so you did a good job
>>222774832the living room is the tv room, dumbshit
>>222778367if you're poor, or poor brained, that's the point
>>222774689>what problem does this solveit removes money from the possession of fools
>>222778399you're nitpicking at what rooms should be like a homosexual curtain designer
>>222773020This seems like the sort of gaudy shit that Russians and Arabs would love.
>>222774705wrong, "self-made" or new money rich people have the worst taste by far
>>222774832A television in your bedroom is a terrible idea. Low class.
>>222778567>his bedroom isn't almost a full loft-appartment with its own sofa and tvsounds very low class work harder
>>222773020You wouldn't have survived the age of loading a video game off an audio cassette tape on the Commodore 64.I usually took a shower or walked the dog while it was getting ready.
>>222773020spending 50x what you need to receive less than what a cheaper alternative would give, and slower than it could give itwe ready to talk about where we are yet?
>>222778855Your tv takes longer to boot up and start playing something than that webm.
>>222773020>same image quality of an TN LCD monitor from 2001Money well spent...
>>222773710Its first the ruling class not your poor slaves.
>>222774840so what?>>222775919>dude the 50 inch black rectangle in the middle of the wall looks fine, it doesn't affect the feeling of the room at all>>222777046you're right about the picture quality but i was referring specifically to the TV in the OP which seems to have extremely noticeable lines across the picture where the panels meet
>>222773020When it's folded up does it function as a seat?Can I sit on it or does it just occupy the same effective space that a large TV would anyway?
>>222773020Cool screen but not a good placement, there's too much ambience light there
>>222773020How the hell am I going to fit that in my game room?
>>222783592comfy gamer nook
>>222783592>gay room