Niggas be like: I hope they keep going after Dune Messiah
shit franchise
>>222773856Ayooo why he shaped like a dikk
>>222773872shit head
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>>222773994nah it looks like a dick head
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How would you fake his assassination?
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>>222774277i love her
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>>222774326>How would you fake his assassination?Fake?
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>>222773856No, I hope they fucking don't. God Emperor is the best book and Villememe's adaptation is dogshit.
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>>222774417They should have cast him as Duncan then because it's Aquaman now. If they wanted to recast it wouldn't bother me though.
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>>222773856>>222774277Why am I getting serious already seen vibes here man I feel like I've drank too many energy drinks too quickly or something
>>222773856in the future BBC worship be like
>>222774447Isn't Feyd supposed to be hot?
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>>222773856why is there a pharaoh head on a giant dong?
>>222774463How the fuck??
>>222773856Cast him
Why did Paul marry Irulan?
>>222774298FRESH HORSES
>>222777708Peter Dinklage
>>222773856They aren't adapting Messiah. Dunc 3 is some fanfiction shit.
>>222777723>he’s never married someone specifically to never fuck then and prevent anyone else from fucking them
>>222774298>There was a turd on his shoulder
Dune fans refuse to acknowledge how silly this is.
>>222777723Cement himself as emperor of the known universe. His dad never married his mom, but he totally would have married some other chick from another house if it was politically expedient. He would have ignored the wife and kept banging Jessica only. Same with Paul. Marry Irulan and keep banging Chani
>>222778786>he doesn't want to become an immortal worm god and rule the universeNGMI
>>222778786source?
>>222778786last words before getting crushed by our beautiful god emperor
>>222778860>slips on a banana peel and dies in a riverNice "God" you got there freman
>>222777723Well you see, Dennis portrayed Chani as a drooling retard instead of somebody who understands very basic politics, so in the movieverse Paul marries Irulan to piss Chani off instead of Paul marrying Irulan to become part of the Imperial family while also ensuring there can be no further Imperial heirs (because Irulan is the only child).
>>222774298Holy kino
>>222776483epic
>>222773856>Niggas be like: I hope they keep going after Dune MessiahI really do because God Emperor would make the greatest dark comedy.
>>222781114>because Irulan is the only childShe had sisters.
>>222773856Any worm born after 13,700 AG can't shrug, all they know is ride they cart, see Golden Path, kill another Duncan ghola, and lie.