Surely women don't actually fuck the men they just met five minutes before in the broom closet.
why wouldn't they? women literally murder their children for attention lmao
>>222775786They kind of do. They’re whores. That’s why I don’t like the About Time film - she fucks him on the first night and then he marries her? Lmao cuck
>>222775786For money, yes.
>>222775786She was a whore. Did you just figure it out?
what does sex feel like bros
>>222775786Yeah. My Buddy once fucked a girl he met at a concert. in the bathroom. I'm guessing he didn't use a condom or anything
>>222775786i had sex with a woman the same night i met her. but she was a slut, we were both drunk, and i had two ace wingmen.amazing sex too considering how trashed i was.
I had to stop watching the pilot because she looked so much like DJ Qualls in a wig
>>222775786She's a sex addict, so yeah.
>>222776042kek
My buddy got his dick sucked by a cute 18 year old while he was in the club. He got escorted out by the bouncers who also gave him a high 5.
>>222776056*She went home with him and let him do all sorts of depraved shit including anal. He was showing me her insta weeks after.
>>222776042I'll pretend I didn't read this.
>>222775786Why is it ok for the man to do it but not the woman?
>>222775786I refuse to believe sex exists until I have it
I think both of those characters are super fucked up people
>>222776092consider: every single one of your direct male ancestors had procreative sex with a woman. probably more than once.are you gonna break that proud tradition?
>>222776124Yest. 35 year old virgin who has never been on a date
>>222775786why is that show so highly rated?One of the most boring pilots and subsequent early episodes i've ever watched
>>222775786knew a girl who fucked a guy in a port-a-potty once
>>222776132i implore you to pay for it. you can be a loser and still fuck women.at least do it once, dont go to the grave regretting you never had sex. thats just sad as hell.
>>222776176This I became a wizard said fuck this became a sexomancer
>>222776132>>222776176
>>222776006Really good. Uncomparable to masturbation and infinitely better.
>>222776208SADi havent been laid in years but i fucked more than 10 women total so im fairly satisfied. it no longer vexes me. id like to fuck some more tho ngl.
>>222775786Not if it's you.
>>222776239Not if it's you either anon.
>>222776090Because men are openly whores while women pretend that they aren't.
>>222776139...have you tried watching the whole show?Sopranos and Mad Men have even worse first seasons.
>>222776208
>>222776277mad men has a great first season, pleb.sopranos though, i truly dont get the appeal. those early episodes are rough and i am so tired of mafia shit after a million Scorcese flicks.
>>222776277Filtered
>>222776322First season of Mad Men is "haha old time people silly and not woke and feminist". Almost baffling that they managed to turn it into a great show after that.Sopranos is great after the first season when they realize what they want it to be and it's certainly not a Scorsese flick. Scorsese has been a fucking pathetic amateur since Raging Bull anyway.
>>222776176Paying for sex is more sad than being a virgin
>>222776389female mindset. Back in the day sailors would do this on the regular. The end result is the same.
>>222775957>>222775803>>222776004>>222775990>>222776262>>222776401if so many women are whores, why have you never had sex?
>>222776415I have had sex. With whores.
>>222776401Being a virgin is bad because it means you've never been loved or desired. The actual act of sex isn't the important part.
>>222776424>never been loved Are you a fucking orphan?
>>222776415I've had a date where we spent five minutes talking about what we're studying and where we're from and then we started fucking.Desu it seems like doctor girls are the least likely to do weird girl pretend shit, if they want to fuck they fuck. And Brenda is kinda like that, actually a very realistic depiction of a certain kind of girl.
>>222776389incel cope
Six Feet Under is strangely under-discussed for being such a quality contemporary of The Wire and SopranosI put it down to two things: the constant melancholy and the lack of funny quotable lines
The best final sequence of maybe any TV show ever
>>222776462its a morbid show
>>222776173Imagine the smell
Around a quarter of the 40 or so females who have had sex with me did so within 1-2 hours of meeting me. Most of them raw, many of them in potentially compromising locations. Some of them skanks, others in LTR. I remember an American woman who was engaged begging me to "stuff her" while I was banging her from behind. Was after a night out, then I went back the next day and stayed in her hotel with her for multiple rounds. Good times and I miss being young enough to have time and patience for that kind of thing.
>>222776462It was well written by not nearly as entertaining as those other shows
>>222776462Unironically not enough explosions for people to care about it.
>>222775786It is quite rare, probably happens to the average man no more than a handful of times a year.
>>222776415Chads and "incels" both know very well you're whores.
>>222776521delicious bait
>>222776495I've had one married nurse that I just met start openly pondering how fun it would be to fuck me on the roof terrace in a sun chair but she can't do that because she's married though maybe she kinda could.I took her pants down and spanked her and told her to behave. Good luck to her husband, never marry a nurse.
>>222776462Too much faggot shit
>>222775786If you make her pussy tingle then yes, they do.
>>222776569Impressive restraint, anon
>>222776454If you count paying for sex then he wouldn't be an incel retard, since he's choosing not to pay for it
>>222776644I was so drunk that I couldn't walk straight and I'm almost certain that I couldn't have got it up.
>>222776679We're all incels here, anon.
>>222776679no, hes too afraid to have sex. that makes him an incel, not a volcel. a volcel wouldnt even care.too afraid to talk to women, too afraid to even pay one. too afraid to let them know he wants sex from them.its just cowardice.
This is more or less how my longest relationship started. Think about it, if she wants to fuck you immediately there's a bedrock of attraction unless it's motivated by money
>>222776424No, it's bad because it means you're the type of person who can't get what other people can.
>>222776713This. Being "chosen" is for girls.
>>222775786I met a girl at a bar in college who gave me beej after 10 mins of chatting. It was actually difficult to find a secluded spot.
>>222776752its bad because it makes rage filled incels.men need to have sex, we are biologically wired for it. if you never have sex you are unfulfilled as a man. see the enormous amount of sexual abuse by celibate clergy. witness school shootings by incels. its a pattern.
ovulating does that to wimmins
>>222776779>the enormous amount of sexual abuse by celibate clergyfalse, statistics show around 11% of all clergy are pedophiles, across all religions>school shootings by incelsfalse flags, just see how fast they cover up schoo shootings by trannies
>>222776779i'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong
>>222776816one in ten is not a great ratio anon. maybe if it were 1pc. and that is just what is known and reported, the true number could be higher.and yes trannies also commit atrocities, but the majority of shootings were by incel men. you cannot dispute this. bio women who are trannies and commit mass killing are very rare. i can only recall one.
>>222776779Yes, but do they become rage-filled because thick liquid doesn't come out of their dicks? Or because they internalise being low status since other people have been chosen and they haven't?
>>222775786I tend to think this trope comes from the mind of film producers who are used to this happening more so in the context of a business transaction
>>222776853>bringing up glow in the dark school shootings in 2016 + 10get lit my nigga
>>222776415not every man needs to have sex in order for all women to be whores
>>222776208This will be me if I even reach that age
>>222776901tell me about the gay frogs
>>222776883nutting inside a woman is a biological imperative. the whole reason onaholes are enjoyable is because they mimic the sensation of intercourse.i think the status thing is just a lesser factor when it comes to the male lizard brain need to hilt himself into a woman and unload. neglect this at your peril, incels.
>>222776963we cant go back man, we can never go back
>>222776999im not your friend and i am mocking anyone who believed alex jones. im so tired of low info, low intelligence schizo rambling. life is too short and truth is too important for this shit.
>>222776176As somebody who regularly sees hookers, it truly doesn't count.
>>222777026Count? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>222777023youre fucking hysterical lol and you left your mind there too
>>222777036if you think paying for sex will cure inceldom, it doesn't. you're only getting the mechanical competent of sex, not the passion or emotion; which is what is actually craved. and generally incel types are neurotic enough that they'll be acutely aware of this distinction on some level, so nothing will have changed.
>>222777026its not as good as free sex from an enthusiastic women, but i dont expect women to have a great work ethic. i have had good and bad encounters.if you cant convince women to give it away, it is an option. expensive escorts are probably a lot better at faking enthusiasm.
>>222777036The score board he keeps in his head that tells him who's ahead in life based on shit he saw on tv and his phone.
>>222775786Wait a minute...
>>222776997So should we buya onahole?
>>222777109>>222777112>>222777117Sailors.... Sex is about the physical experience nutting in/from a body you find enticing, not that faggy emotional connection. What are you a woman.
>>222776277NTA but 6 Feet stays the exact same from episode to episode. It's boring as hell.>David fights with his black bf>the mom doesn't see eye to eye with her kids>Nate and Brenda fight over her family or choices>Claire dates someone who's bad for her
>>222777149better than nothing but its still just ersatz pussyi strongly recommend trying the real thing. asian massage parlor are a low risk proposition. worst case scenario you get a nice massage. probably get your dick jacked off.
>>222775786Ive has sex on the first date plenty but thats after a couple hours talking.
>>222777166possibly the most virginal post in the whole thread. real passionate sex is a whole tactile sensory experience that no fleshlight could replicate, good pussy will make a man tear his whole life apart just to be around it.
>>222777230You sound clingy as fuck dude
>>222776132yeah I call this bis. Women are litearlly whoring themselves for any guy that gives them even an ounce of attention.Unless you're one of those retards that somehow think they should only fuck prime Megan Fox, you'll find plenty of mid girls that will fulfill your wildest sexual desires. Remember, even the most fucked up degen has a wife/gf , so whats your excuse?My tip: groom yourself (you dont need to me a faggot metrosexual, just get a nice, flatering haircut, any barber worth their money will know which style fits your head shape), wash your clothes, buy a deodorant and a nice perfume, and please find an healthy, non degen hobby. Its 2026, even figure painting like warhammer 40k attracts bitches. Go outhere, meet new people , don't be a fucking creep, and learn as you go. You say you're 35, you're literally in your prime years, stop overthinking
>>222777297>yeah I call this bis.meant to say, BS
>>222777214I have been to massage parlors and prostitutes. With exception to some who went out of their way to "give me my money's worth" I always had trouble staying erect and being able to cum. It sucks
>>222776892Surely the waitresses don't immediately know that you're a producer. Unless you tell them...
>>222777188Hey that's just like my life.
>>222777757man they make sex so unrealistic in movies lul.
>>222777803It makes perfect sense though. She's already a subservient low class slut and she immediately knows that he's a high value man who's rich enough to throw money around.Honestly the only reason more people don't immediately fuck waitresses in the bathroom is that they don't try.
So what are you ordering, /tv/?
>>222777836I mean the actual sex. I know a slut will whore themselves out for clout or money easily.
>>222777903I mean if they're already naked and kneeling you can fuck them from behind if you want. And slap their ass and lick their asshole, just makes them more horny.
>>222777862Scrapple is apparently the secret code for sex.
>>222776173That's probably the girl who came out with a guy when I went to use the port-a-patty. You could smell the sex inside.
>>222777297>Women are litearlly whoring themselves for any guy that gives them even an ounce of attention.Have you seen the comment section on literally any woman who posts a selfie? They get so much attention that they wouldn't even have time to fuck all the men who simp who simp for them
>>222778412They don't consider that real attention. They will almost always prefer the cute guy at bar saying hi over the 1000 simps on tinder.
>>222776107Oh, the existential angst of being white, middle class and wealthy in Los Angeles.
>>222778063it's not
>>222775786I have stopped watching new shows I began where the female lead fucks a random guy 15 seconds into meeting him. Quantico and The Flight Attendant right off the top of my head.
God sex on the beach
>>222777297>35>prime yearsKEK do uncs really?
>>222775786There's just certain guys who bring that side out of women. And it's not that they're so good-looking, either. That's a part of it, but it's more like an energy or pheromone or something. I don't know what it is, but some guys get all the pussy, and ANY pussy they want, and it doesn't matter if the girl is married or not.
>>222776221I had sex last week and I got chafed quite badly and now it hurts to pull my foreskin back. You tricked me.
>>222778757I've had girls outright say that the moment I started talking about something they immediately wanted to fuck me. For some reason that only happens when I'm really drunk and I have no idea how to get that reaction sober.
>>222776228I had sex with this one girl a few times and that was enough for me. It was very pleasurable and nice and all that, and now I don't feel any need to go throw myself under a bus trying to chase more. What I like about masturbating is that it starts when I want it to start, it stops when I want it to stop, and that's the end of it. I couldn't imagine being in a relationship where every time I want to bust a fucking nut, it has to be this negotiated affair where I have to make sure my credit is good enough and she's in the right mood and all this other bullshit each and every single fucking time, I can't even imagine living that way. I never want to put myself in a position where my happiness is up to somebody else's opinion of whether I deserve it and how much . . . Even a nice jailer is more jail than I want to put up with.
>>222778454They love any attention the difference is they're not gonna fuck the simps.
>>222776415>if so many women are whores, why have you never had sex?
>>222778844Hmm, so it might be just the lowering of your own inhibitions that gets broadcast to the girls and it triggers a sympathetic response. They do pick up on "vibes" way more than men, and they do respond sympathetically to things way more than men too. Being autistic means I have no idea how it actually works, it's only 40 years of experience that helps me reverse-engineer what I think it possibly COULD be after puzzling it out for a really long time. Another good reason not to ever actually breed. I don't think this world is a very happy place for guys like me, so why would I want to squirt out a kid who has a pretty good chance of growing up into . . . a guy like me?Or worse yet, I have a daughter and she turns into the same vapid bitch cunt whore that every other woman seems to turn into, only this time I have no choice about caring. Sounds like a great way to get my heart ripped in two either way.I really couldn't imagine what it's like as a man to have a daughter and know that no matter how sweet or how cool she is, after 10, 12, 15 years, she's just going to throw it all away and turn into the same stupid whore they all turn into eventually. I don't know how the fuck any man can do it. I can't imagine watching her grow up day by day and thinking, "Yep, it's just a matter of time before I regret all this and then I'll just be sad and depressed for the rest of my life."
>>222776569The correct choice in this situation is to bang the wife with proof, and then send that proof to the husband.RIP the baind-aid off right away so the poor dude can get on with his life, instead of him wasting years of his life being with some disloyal slut that will cheat.
>>222778738you'll understand when your older if you're not a skinny mr bones or a overweight whale
>>222778738how to spot a newbieYes, 35 is prime for men in terms of physique and looks. Most western man mature much late than what used to be the norm, plus at 35 you already have a stable job/income, a house perhaps, and a car. Its not even a meme, I'm 35 and my wife (same age) attends classes at uni with women in their early 20s, and they literally throw themselves at me when she's not around, just bc I'm not a young guy in their 20s that just wants to party or fuck around with their lives
>>222775786Just the ones who had lots of family conflict or were molested as adolescents(probably 70%)
>>222779077>Hmm, so it might be just the lowering of your own inhibitions that gets broadcast to the girls and it triggers a sympathetic response.>They do pick up on "vibes" way more than men, and they do respond sympathetically to things way more than men too.It's probably this. Bleeding and seeming like you might actually become violent also help.Nowadays I've noticed that I can actually make big men scared by being drunk and impulsive which is then attractive to women even though I'm a meek autist by heart.
>>222776006Not that good. Masturbation is better.
>>222779118The problem is, way too many motherfuckers will put 100% of the blame on the guy and not their whore wife because they're too much of a coward simp to ever stand up to her. But even a coward can pull a trigger, so it's better just to not go around giving people a reason to hate you and want to kill you, rightly or wrongly.You have to remember that not every husband who gets cheated on by his whore wife is a based bro who doesn't deserve it. A lot of guys out there are even bigger pieces of shit than their cheating whore wife, you just don't notice because they don't have a vagina, so who gives a fuck?
>>222776569Nurses are crazy whores
>>222776208Where is this from? Someone get this man to burning man, now! Start a go fund me! Jeez! This is bumming me out!
>>222777036Count Drac, nigga
>>222779250Autism is a superpower and using alcohol to lower your inhibitions is like Popeye eating a can of spinach.It temporarily increases our powers several-fold just because it helps you stop getting in your own way by second-guessing yourself. Being ten times more thoughtful than norms is a good thing, but there are times and situations where turning that off is an even MORE unfair advantage.
>>222779265that describes fellatio pretty well but not sex
>>222777214Congratulations on using ersatz in a sentence.Based learned anon.
>>222779291Most people are human garbage. A lot of them end up married to each other. I’ve watched every black/brown friend I have cheat on their wives gfs basically on any occasion that presents itself. But I think non-white women act the same. Anyone with an IQ under 115 is essentially an impulsive animal acting on instinct.
>>222776853>but the majority of shootings were by incel men. you cannot dispute thisExcept school shooting statistics in the U.S. started counting random gang violence in the general vicinity of urban schools almost twenty years ago. Why do you think corporate news media crows about "hundreds" of shootings you never saw reported?
>>222779393Might just be high IQ instead of autism but yeah it seems to work pretty much like that.Kek at the time when I had fire in my eyes and started listing all the reasons why I hate jews starting from Ahmed Bouchiki and USS Liberty while slowly moving onto their genetic qualities and the only hippie girl in the place immediately wanted to take me home for sexo purposes.
>>222779411Yes, exactly. Autists tend to want to be helpful to everybody and it takes a long time and a lot of painful mistakes to figure out that most people don't want or need of have any use for your "help," and the only winning move is not to play.If you see a stupid animal with it's head caught in a snare, just leave it. Even though you understand the problem perfectly and you know you could solve it easily . . . just leave it. If I could pass any wisdom on to young autists, it would be that. Stick to your own species. Don't leap into action to help dumb people, and even if they ASK for help, you'd still better think twice. You never know how it could all go wrong, and that's the problem. Because it definitely could all go wrong, probably in a way you would never suspect. Just LEAVE the other animals ALONE.
>>222779411>>222779485>>222779485>>222779485You really are confusing autistic with being a douchebag. Not helping others especially when they ate need is a lowlife option.
>>222779557I never said anything about that you fucking dip shit. Also who have you ever helped in your miserable life?
>>222779557I'm generally a polite and helpful person and I think people are so willing to listen to my opinions on jews and gypsies because they know that I'm nice and polite and very well read.But I don't think I'm an autist, I feel like I'm just on the other side by a very thin margin.
>>222778767Vaccum cleaner doesn't count for sex, at least lube it up
>>222779485>Might just be high IQ instead of autismNo, what you might be is a very "high-functioning" autist, but trust me, if you have a high IQ, that means you have at least a touch of the 'tism. There's no such thing as a high IQ normgroid. There's NEGROIDS who have high IQ's, but not normgroids. It's just not a thing. It's like saying, "I got some dry water over here."No you fucking don't, I don't know WHAT you got, but it ain't no "dry water." Maybe it's dry, or maybe it's water, but it ain't dry water.They're subhuman, but that's what makes them useful to the ruling elite, which is why society is set up in a way to reward them and let them overbreed while everything is set up to punish and exclude and make life more difficult for us. Normies are capable of being a liability, but only autists are capable of being a threat.
>>222779570I think he's trying to respond to me, but he doesn't know which posts are mine, because he quoted four of them that aren't. And he quoted one of them three times for some reason.Here, this is the one you want:>>222779536That's me.
>>222775786Where is this from?
get any kind of position of power and it will change how you see women forevera few years ago i was working as a manager at an upscale grocery store (think $12 for strawberries), i was already bald and ugly but i was still banging a 20 year old 8/10 college chick part time cashier twice a week minimum. granted it was at my apartment and not the cold storage but still
>>222777757>>222777803i get that the guy is jacked but realistically how long can a person go this fast. it's gotta be the equivalent of a sprint.
>>222779691You are a self destructive idiot. Literally touch grass and read some fiction to develop some empathy. Try ender's game.
>>222775786>>222775990one of the great things about fucking whores is I dont have to care what women think or do. Life is so much simpler now.
>>222779928I was way too old when I realized that the 19 year old new college girls all want to fuck me because I'm their tutor and on the board of fraternity-like thingy. Just because they assumed that I was someone important.
>>222776042Dumb, faceblind faggot poisoning the well. Rachel Griffiths was a top tier bitch in that show, especially when her tits grew massive during her pregnancy between s4 and s5.
Incels are truly beyond pathetic. Worse than jeets.
>>222775786Brenda a cute.
>>222775786Personal record is 90 minutes from first names to raw fucking. Its far more cruel out here than you can possibly imagine.
>>222780660Absolute sexo darling.
>>222777757Which Starz show is this? Spartacus?
Mods are sliding this. We will continue in a thread that is about the Wire waitress.
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