I'M GONNA REALLY HAVE TO GET YOU TO PREP THE BULL IN ANTICIPATION FOR THIS STORY KIDDIES, BECAUSE TONIGHT'S TALE IS OF A MAN WHO COULDN'T SWALLOW THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS WIFE'S INFIDELITY, AND SOON FINDS HIMSELF SWALLOWING SOMETHING ELSE!I CALL IT "TAKING THE HORN FROM BEHIND"Anna Nicole Smith as the wifeDavid Duchovny as the bullKevin Nash as the unwilling cuckband
I prefer Tales from the Buck-Keeper tbqh
Who plays Nash's son?
One of the best things about all these pre-everythings-a-soap-opera-now era shows is that you can just skip over all the episodes you don't like when rewatching them.
>>222776942With few exceptions, I skipped any episode of Tales from the Crypt about voodoo
>the episode where he thinks he's being cucked>the wife is carrying child and he murders them both
>>222776974I can only remember one but it's been a while
>>222777242>A land owner (D.W. Moffett) woos a haughty rich woman (Pamela Gien) with a potion from a voodoo priestess (Janet Hubert) that contains a deadly warning. After the woman of his desires rejects him the first time, he then slips her the potion which she takes unknowingly and she falls in love with him. How long will she love him for is the question? There's also this one: https://tftc.fandom.com/wiki/Half-Way_HorribleOf the ones I can remember, but there's a bunch that add it as a background element. They treated voodoo like salt and pepper sometimes.
>>222777300That first one is a good episode though
>>222777531Yeaaah but I just don't care about voodoo. I like the more true crime ones with a weird angle, like the one with the bald guy who hears a voice in his head, even when he's deaf.
>>222777547Is that the one where it's his conscience talking to him and he kills Peg Bundy?
>>222777588The very one. Makes you think Al Bundy is gay when you see her like that.Also >the reveal of the bloody q-tipThat's some Telltale Heart for your ass.
>>222776886The killed Santa segment in the 70s Tales from The Crypt movie was better than the one in the actual show, so was the Monkey Paw one
>>222777614>Makes you think Al Bundy is gay when you see her like that.I always thought Al was crazy for not finding Peg hot, but he was probably just sick of her shit at that point. Much like the guy in the TftC episode. I've been watching through TftC recently so all of these are fresh in my memory.
>>222777673Season 6 has two shite episodes coming up>Operation Friendship>Revenge Is the NutsOperation Friendship in particular feels like it could've been a Are You Afraid of the Dark episode. That's probably when HBO was trying to syndicate the show for less risque networks.
