>OH LAWDY LAWDY NIGGA I'M THE LORD OF DEM RANGZ GIMME ALL DEM RANGZ
Sauron's actor is relentlessly handsome.
Why is he wearing a bin bag? Why can't mentally derange eunuch leftoids that worship Amazon design anything cool?
>>222778114Will watch.
>>222778177...youtubers shit on it.
literally who gives a shit
>>222778114One billion dollars and they can't center the nose spike lol
>>222778183Certainly not. I’ll watch teevee shit on it but miss me with faggot jewtubers
GIBS ME DAT RANG, GANDALF THE WHITEY
>theres gonna be alien movies youre not gonna watch>theres gonna be terminator movies youre not gonna watch>theres gonna be predator movies youre not gonna watch>theres gonna be star wars movies youre not gonna watch>theres gonna be middle-earth movies youre not gonna watchWe never would have believed it.
>nice lore, nigga
>>222778114all the costumes look mis-proportioned and shitty
Whomst
>>222778260This is called oversaturation and it kills fanbases. There are few if any truly engaged fanbases anymore. Trench Crusade seems to be the next big fandom now that WH4K blew up into a melodrama about masculinity and satire based on contemporary politics.
>>222778374Negahuman take.
>Frodo, the Dark Lord's eyes are upon Lothlórien. Do you think I look fat in this dress? I don't want Hal-, I mean, Sauron to think that he dodged an arrowand forced me to downgrade. I mean, Celeborn is wise and all, but the guy can't read the fucking room for the life of him. You saw how he was going on and on about much desiring to speak with Gandalf when the dude was clearly dead and you mortal pussies were obviously crying over him? Everyone was so embarrassed they didn't even want to answer my husband. By Eru, imagine spending an entire age around this fat fuck, having to pretend your daughter is actually his — and not the product of a dozen wild nights adrift when you were down bad and fucked a bad boy Maiar on a raft 'till your heart's content because you were sure you were gonna die in the sea. I mean, you are going to Mordor, right? So, could you stop by the Tower and see if Halbrand has any girl around or something? Just don't tell my husband I asked. By the way, the spider bitch does not count, I know well what Sauron likes in bed and that 4-legged whore couldn't do half what I did.
>>222778114He makes a great Sauron. Also, there's speculation that this season will contain the promised Sauron/Galadriel unsimulated sex scene.
>>222778733Kek
>>222778224>GANDALF THE WHITE? FO REAL? I THOUGHT YOU'Z MY HOMIE?!
>>222778733
>>222778114what race is Sauron
>>222778114I have only seen clips of this show and it looks like complete fucking ass. Somehow managing to make the universe look even cheaper than the Hobbit movies did. Am I wrong? Is there any reason to watch this?
>>222779732A fucking White Male as evil as it gets
>>222779763No dont watch it
>>222779763Disregarding all of the obvious, the production values aren't enough for the narrative they want to tell, and the story is anyhow contractually obliged to be retarded nonsense in order not to infringe on the material they don't have the rights to use.
>>222778114SaurrrRRRRrrrron!
>>222778114Lord... of my STUPID DICK
>>222778283That’s what happens when you replace high iQ perverts and fags with middle IQ brownoids and women.
>>222778374It’s called shit writing, shit acting, shit directing, uninspired woke casting, all designed first and foremost for political messaging.They literally made this project because they needed the LoTR universe to be diverse. The Peter Jackson trilogy was the high watermark for western cinema and had precisely 0(zero) niggers in it. THISISNOT OK
>>222778114I never understood LOTR, because even when he had the ring, the ultimate weapon etc. He still got beat regardless? So even in LOTR if he got the ring back from Frodo you can still beat him.
>>222778114>Supposed to be angelically beautiful and fair when he's not taking the form of a werewolf or bat monster or 13 foot tall dark lord >They just make him look like some dude with 5 o'clock shadow At least he's not black I guess
>>222780752Probably not, he was beat the first time by an army full of powerfull people, an alliance of elves and men. In LotR the elves are leaving middle-earth and men have devolved a lot, there is no one powerful enough to stop him this time if he gets the ring.
>>222780856Then why don't they all just leave?
Will this be the season their tumblr shipping strategy pays off and it finally becomes popular?
>>222780873It's got to be popular with at least some people, right? Why else would it get a season 2?
>>222780869Only the elves can leave, it's not that simple. It's like the whole "why not call the eagles to drop the ring?". Also, once Sauron gets the whole middle-earth who knows what more his darkness can swallow.
>>222780957It's Amazon, they gonna make a He-Man sequel despite the flop. They simply have the money to burn, that's it.
>>222780957Five seasons were guaranteed from the start, I don't think it really matters if anyone is watching 2bh
>>222778114sauron is just an upjumped clavicular.
>>222778114Its complete insanity they are trying to force this shit.>>222778183this
>>222778374Trench Crusade is bullshit it has no lore and that little bit in contradictorily. Unless someone else takes it over its not going anywhere.
>>222781152I didn't know about this until now. Thank God.
>>222778733I upvoted
>>222778114>Dark Lord>Isn't Black?
>>222779763unironically, if you enjoy the LotR trilogy and you plan on watching them again at some point and enjoying them thoroughly, do not watch TRoP, it sucks away a lot of the magic.If you're curious about the lore TRoP touches on, then just watch a youtube lore video instead.
>>222778114He doesn't look very alien like.
>>222778183will do neitherapathy is the only way to kill this abomination
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
No one has ever clicked on that btw.
>>222778128>we have Aragorn at home
>>222780752The powers opposing him then were 10,000x stronger. All the races faded significantly and 90% of the elves fucked off already from middle earth by the time of the events in LOTR
