Does Bond even appeal to younger generations? Will this franchise be over when the last of the boomers die off?
They'll bastardize him first. Like they did with Star Wars.
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>>222778178Nigga, Bond has been pozzed ever since they cast Craig and that was 20 years ago. If anything it was patient zero of all this shit.
It's a character based off old school army types. It couldn't even compete with lethal weapon or bourne/mission impossible as those reflected their time.
>>222778174Bond is a sexist, misogynistic, mildly racist, murderous Cold War relic and is overdue for an update that better represents modern progressive sensibilities.
>>222778214They'll go even further.
>>222778222>But Tom Cruise is ok because he bends the knee for Xi
>>222778174xXx usernames are millennial culture, not zoomer.
>>222778222>Bond is a sexist, misogynistic, mildly racist, murderous Cold War relic
why are muttlennials so unbelievably out of touch? its a franchise thats very much alive and well and the top 6 most financially successful bond films all released after 1999. why do you all get your impressions of the generation that came immediately after you from retarded ragebait algorithms and shit? you dont know any zoomers irl beyond your cousins that you see twice a year on family meetings and shit. why ever comment on our affairs?t. 1997 zoomGAWD
>>222778336Jokes on you I am the youngest of all my cousins. I literally know no Zoomers.
>>222778344>you and all your cousins are all childless losersgrim. grim fucking shit.
>>222778359My cousins kids are Gen Alpha retard
>>222778174I know some millennials like bond but as I dgaf
The very concept of Bond is anachronistic, so it's fucked whatever they do. I wish they would make a genuine period movie, maybe remake OHMSS.
>>222778406They should retire the franchise. The Cold War Bond concept of masculinity doesn't fit with sissified Zoomers.
>On god Mr. B, you`re cortisolmaxxing right now, in front of my bussin laser
>>222778336Based zillennial. 95fag here.
>>222778336>the top 6 most financially successful bond films all released after 1999Why do you have such autistic knowledge of James Bond movies?
>>222778174They need to cast hunter schafer, only he can revive the franchise
>>222778450lmao
>>222778449why are millennials incapable of fathoming the concept of making a 2 second google search? are millennials really this tech illiterate?
>>222778437There's no such thing a zillennial. You'll be a zoomer until the day you die.
>>222778199your new whip double bruh seven……Subaru WRX STi. With the usual refinements of courseVape charger, fridge filled with white Monsters, annoyingly loud exhaust, and huge subwoofers in the trunk
>>222778469seeing as its a 50/50 toss up between being called a millennial or zoomer, ill take that as further affirmation that im a zillennial, I.E., the most enlightened generation.
>>222778467What did you google that? Such useless information
>>222778467lmao! did you feel the need to google the Bond franchise to prove that your generation isn't killing a beloved IP?
it's the fast and furious of the boomer generation it's nonsensical indulgent garbage on a pedestal
>>222778490Actually desu anon it really is 1995 that is the blurry year between Milllenial and Zoomer. 96 is definitely Zoomer and 94 is definitely Milllenial.
>>222778491>What did you google that?can you please learn english already, ranjesh?
>>222778519NTA. I think he forgot to put an exclamation mark after the "What". You are still a retard for googling it though.
>>222778493how is our generation killing an IP when we are the highest consumers of it? and i "felt the need" to make the herculean effort of simply googling something for 2 seconds because OP made a retarded muttlennial claim about a generation he knows nothing about. why are you so sensitive to factual information? because it breaks your narrative that the ragebait algorithm feeds you about my generation?
>>222778528>im a retard for googling something for 2 secondsjesus christ lmao so triggered for no reason. maybe dont make retarded claims about the franchise and generation you made a thread about if you dont want counter arguments
>>222778536Why are you so insecure about being a Zoomer. You literally are hardly even a Zoomer a couple years earlier you would be a Milllenial and you probably still have a lot of Milllenial generational traits ingrained in your psyche. 97 is not far off. If you were born in like 2004 or some shit yes you would be a genuine Zoomer.
>>222778490Nope zoomer. I'm sorry if that upsets you.
>>222778545Go cry about to google you dumb fuck
>>222778596Wouldn't that make millennials the smartest generation?
>>222778596All five of these white male faces look like they're plotting to exterminate niggers.
>>222778596In which country though?
>>222778614again, please learn english before posting on 4chan. this is an english speaking website.
>>222778685muttmerica, as usual. also>studies say>studies say, confirmation biaslmao
>>222778596and this is our fault, because...?
>>222778515Exactly. My sister is 96 and is brutally addicted to scrolling TikTok while I never even bothered downloading the app.
>>222778174>Does Bond even appeal to younger generations?He flirts with women so no
>>222778761>My sister is 96Holy cow, that's an old sister anon. Are you in your 90s as well?
>>222778761>exactly, i mean just look at my one anecdote!awesome logic dude lmao
>>222778222They should unironically adapt the newer Bond books where he's a luvvie Remoaner
>>222778937>blofeld, you madman, how could you have no womxn of color among your henchmen
>>222778174>spook and smoking propaganda I don't know how it ever appealed to anyone
>>222778214Pierce Brosnan was actually patient zero in Goldeneye.>female M gives Bond a thorough dressing down about how he's a "dinosaur" and how problematic his maleness is>girlboss Natalia>Xenia physically overpowers Bond because muh girl powerGoldeneye was when third wave feminism planted its foot firmly into the Bond franchise.
>>222778781What if they turn James Bond g*y?
>>222778174>>222778178>>222778214>>222778222>Here’s your new zoomer Bond broYour response chud?
>>222779097Why are women so bad at showing off? It always makes me cringe to death.
>>222778174Bond is beyond a dead franchise. None of the tropes work after having been parodied so hard and making one without them is just a generic action movie done better by others. At best you can get a Bond movie with the trappings(Aston Martin! PPK! M! Moneypenny! Spectre!) but who gives a shit? It's just boomer nostalgia and just as worthless as nostalgia over 80's cartoons or any other manchild fantasy.
>>222779142I bet you're an expert in showing off to men.
>>222778596Dysgenic fertility.
>>222778973>the irredeemably evil biofoidkino
>>222779216I'm not. I don't try to act sexy because I know I can't, so I stay in my fucking lane. Women try so hard to act sexy and fail at it so miserably while being convinced they're succeeding. It's infuriating.
>>222779460>i only find men sexy>why aren't women trying harder?
>>222779476I only find women sexy, but I don't think women trying hard to appear sexy is sexy.
>>222779501Sex appeal is like horror and humor. Trying too hard makes it fail.
>>222778481They call it the STi because the only bitches attracted to it are loaded with them
>>222779142Sorry, homosexual transsexual... they just don't have to try as hard to capture a man's attention...
>>222779024Think about what the word Xenia might represent, though I understand and agree.
>>222779605>Xenia is an ancient Greek concept of hospitality. It is almost always translated as 'guest-friendship' or 'ritualized friendship'.Not sure how this justifies the feministic power fantasy she embodies, desu.
>>222778336>its a franchise thats very much alivehow? they used to make a bond movie every two years. now they've only had one made in the last 11 years, and it was complete slop
>>222779897Game recently came out.
>>222778222>update that better represents modern progressive sensibilities.MAKE A NEW CHARACTERMAKE A NEW CHARACTERFUCKING GOBLINS ONLY KNOW HOW TO CORRUPT, INCAPABLE OF CREATIONMAKE A NEW CHARACTER
>>222778174>Does Bond even appeal to younger generations?Yes. But not in the crusty way that boomers like where it's a 50 year old man fucking every woman, playing with silly gadgets and effortlessly mowing through armies of henchman while pulling camp poses and saying cheesy catchphrases.Younger audiences like spies. They like action films. They like grit. They want Bourne but British. Not Austin Powers but without the irony.>Will this franchise be over when the last of the boomers die off?Depends how badly amazon fuck it up. Possibly not. The story in First Light is pretty much perfect for what Bond should be at the moment. That there's no indication they're even considering Gibson for the role implies that amazon don't agree.
>>222778645Define 'smart'.But yes. Literally every study showcases that millennials are by far the most educated generation. It's one of many reasons why boomers despise them.
>>222778761uh anon are you aware that 50 year old moms are on tik tok
>>222779802That's because you're a Muslim
>>222781058Am I? Damn, I should let my parents and priest know.
