Friendly reminder that Robert won
>>222779076Why is he such a gossipy redditor?
>>222779076>cant even book an indie movie>her entire kinography after Twilight is indie kinoscope
>>222779076Damn trump was based
>>222779203>was
>>222779352The old man can't hold his shit in anymore he's crapping himself daily also he sold the country to the jews to stay out of prison
>>222779076Was gonna say Trump is our first gay president but that goes to Obama
>*ring ring*>*click* hey robert? wow, been a long time huh. it's me, kristen. so what's up? i see you've been busy with a bunch of movies lately, really happy for you. oh, you know, i was just calling, wondering if you'd like to go out for some coff- *click*
>>222779505Obama was boring, respectable "Modern Family" gay. Trump is proper catty, 1950s Hollywood hairdresser gay.
>>222779143>delusional troon believes in multi-million dollar productions being independent many such cases
>>222779573>troon troon troondefinitely not a mental illness
Why was Trump so invested in the love life of Robert Pattinson. Do they know each other?
>>222779076You should see the Instagram comments on any picture of Kristen. Whenever an at least semi-known account on Instagram like Justjared or whatever posts a picture with Kristen in it, there will be literally THOUSANDS of comments from Robert Pattinson (adult) fangirls posting some variation of:>”lmao she’s sooooo ugly and gross, Robert dodged a bullet!!!”>”this ugly bitch got to suck Robert’s cock and I didn’t wtf”>”loooooool crash out without Rob, r u happy now????”>”Robert is better off without ur junkie ass, I would’ve treated him better than u”>”You broke Rob’s heart, if I see you on the street I will fucking kill you”And then maybe somewhere in the hate there will be a lone positive comment by a lesbian,>”she gets to be herself, so happy for her!”and another fanwoman will reply to that comment with>”the only time she was ever happy was with Robert’s cock in her pussy, nice lesbian you got there hahahaha, she’s a gay now because she knows she’ll never do better than what she had”However, Kristen very deliberately carved out her current trajectory. She was the #1 actress on earth for a little while and decided that that little while was enough. From what I understand she’s been preparing a move to France for a while now. She’s very close with a lot of European film producers and major French fashion houses.
>>222779143What has she done since Twilight?
>>222779812She was in that underwater Alien movie. It was meh, but it wasn't the worst thing ever.
>>222779860So nothing. Cool. Yea she's a washed up druggie cunt who can't act in big movies because she's mid and probably stinks up the set with weed and pussy musk.
>>222779682You are a troon and you have a severe mental illness. The world is waking up. How does it feel to know you have failed in every single way and everyone knows it? Enjoy the view, I hear it's a long way down.
>>222779794>She was the #1 actress on earth for a little whileSomeone remove this faggot, he is delusional.
>>222779076Donald Trump, the first and second female President
>>222779076I really did not expect him to be as successful as he is. I thought he would forever be vampire boy like Frodo or Luke Skywalker.
>>222779794She was never #1 in the world. She had one giant franchise at a time when Jennifer Lawrence had multiple franchises.