Why is he still so upset? Whats wrong with being a jolly fat guy
>>222779303The problem with being a comic actor is that they are unfairly targeted by interviewers when it comes to banter, because they are expected to come up with a witty comeback. like when dick cavett gleefully said nigger in front of eddie murphy with zero contexthttps://youtu.be/v4U_x3kblzw?t=189
Problem is he's not jolly. He's pathetic and he knows it. He knows he was always a dumb fat jew that was just there for people to laugh at. And that he'd never be more than that. He's desperate to be more and its turned to rage. But he thinks rolling around on the floor grabbing at someones clothing makes him a badass. He paid someone to be the Uke and now thinks he can actually fight. Its just sad
>>222779303Honestly, the woke right melting down over Jonah Hill is exactly why this is so funny. They spent years insisting that Hollywood liberals are soft, then the second a guy actually trains jiu jitsu and says he can handle himself, every chud and incel suddenly needs to explain why it doesn't count. You don't have to like Jonah, but watching the “fat guy from Superbad” narrative get dragged out because people can't cope with him being confident is genuinely hilarious. Let the man train. If that makes the woke right uncomfortable, that's their problem.
>>222779364>They spent years insisting that Hollywood liberals are soft, then the second a guy actually trains jiu jitsu and says he can handle himself, every chud and incel suddenly needs to explain why it doesn't countAbsolutely nobody is impressed or intimidated by the fat guy from Superbad throwing a tantrum and threatening people
Why are Jews always this angry? They control the world but it's still not enough
>>222779379There's a pecking order within Jews. Jonah is among the lowest of the strata. Still a Jew, but of a low enough status to be sacrificed in a pogrom so that the rest can claim antisemitism.
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAT JONAHYOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM BEING FAT, IS PART OF YOUTHIS IS YOU, JONAH, THIS IS YOU BEING FATNEVER FORGET ITYOU WERE FATAND YOU ARE STILL FAT IN YOUR MIND, JONAH
>>222779351>He paid someone to be the UkeW-What?
>>222779303All his jolliness was stored in fat, many such cases!
>>222779303Can we not?Just... just don't.
>>222779442tori: person doing a moveuke: person the move is being done towhen I did judo, being a cooperative Uke in demonstrations was important. but it's basically the martial arts term for a 'bottom'
>>222779470>can we not reveal the fact that I'm an untalented nepo baby who gets paid to make a fool of myselfStreisand effect
>>222779500(jewish hissing) I SAID DON'T, GOY FILTH
>>222779510*sing song voice*FatGuyFromSuperbadFeel free to punch your computer, it'll make it easier to eat later~
>>222779303Being around handsome chads like Leo or Tatum probably broke him mentally because those guys are definitely getting hit on set by the female crew or fans while Feldstein is just there
>>222779303yeah he would fuck them up so long as they wait for him to lay on his back and then don't just whip the shit out of him
>>222779551I doubt he could take anybody not paid to take a dive.
>>222779510I used to think this was a surreal meme but they really do hiss like cats. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. Animals.
Jonah has given us so many laughs on and off screen for years. Please be respecful.
Oh shit I'm scared. Please dont jiu-jitsu me Jonah!
>>222779677>Please be respecful.It's respectful to refer to a role for which someone achieved fame. It's unhinged of him to threaten his fans for being fans, which is why everybody considers him a joke.
>>222779303Jonah Hill never struck me as very jolly.
>>222779770He was jolly enough to become rich and famous for playing the fat guy in superbad. So jolly that every noticeable role he took afterwards in his career was just an iteration of the same character.Actors are puppets. The Romans treated them right. The "movie star" is an anomaly, which society is fading away from as proven by the decline of Hollywood and the rise of independent creators
>>222779830He was not jolly in Superbad. Fucking McLovin was the jolly one, actually.
>>222779871Apparently, the fat guy from superbad hated the actor who played McLovin. But the producers found his agitation so funny that they kept him in just to get an actual reaction from Jonah, as he can't act
>>222779364I can smell your hrt from here tranny
>>222779364Does Feldstein realize he's overpaying for PR guys because you fucking suck at it
>>222779303>Feldstein
>sucked on a titty in Grandma's Boy for hours>hasn't been that close to a titty since then
>>222779303Jonah "The Whale" Hillstein
>>222779541kek
>>222779303A 2/10 manlet with the fat gene who attractive women openly mock to his face will never be intimidating.
>>222779303>jolly fat guyNo such thing, aside from Santa maybe. Pretty much every fat person you will ever meet is internally a seething ball of anger who just can't wait to lash out to others as soon as they get in a better position. See how fast they reveal themselves as the petty and vindictive person they truly are as soon as they lose weight.
>>222779364this is what being terminally online does to your tiny little brain
>>222779364What are you talking about? What pain about "chuds" lives in your head rent free, the way the pain of being fat lives in Jonah's head rent free?
>>222779303Ornella really did a number on this guy
>>222779345This one was always wild to me. What was Dick thinking?Watch his interview with Richard Pryor too. He was unable to have a conversation with a black man without it self-destructing.
>>222779303Hes mad because thin Jonah isnt getting any fucking play either with jobs or with the ladies. I thought he was pretty good in that gunrunning movie and WolfaWallstreet
>>222781524Wolf of Wallstreet was good and I liked jonah a lot in it. He added quite a bit to the movie. He's honestly a pretty decent actor.The problem is that he's endlessly insecure. People don't really care/think of him as the "fat kid from superbad", he just assumes everyone does.
>>222779345Wtf
>>222779303In other words, Jonah Hill is the Steven Ogg of actors.
>>222779303Why is the fat guy from superbad angry?
>>222779303I'll fight the fat jew from super bad any time!
>Jew jitsuThe fighting style that can be countered by....standing up?
>>22277930395% of the people who post in Jonah Hill threads on /tv/, would get destroyed by him in the octagon.Maybe less so in the streets, since some people have weapons, but the majority would still die or be left crippled by him..5 years ago he would've died to like 70% of fa/tv/irgins
>>222779303no matter what he does he will always be haunted by her
>>222782154im untrained and fat right now and i could beat him if you gave me a month to prepare
>>222779303He's getting made fun of and emasculated by his wife and he's trying to take it out on random people.
>>222779364you are not fooling anyone, chuddie
>>222779303i don't find him unintimidating because he's fat, i find him unintimidating because he's a jewish male
>>222782230i always thought she looked like hank azaria
>>222779303i like how the out of context separate quotes makes it seem like he's threatening his wife
>>222779303
>>222779364>jiu jitsuBJJ is the martial art for unathletic nerds because you sit on your ass 99% of the time
>>222782250no you're one of the guys who he'd kill even before he started bjj
>>222779351ThisHe couldn’t even get a black woman to want to kiss him for a movie and had to use CGI
>>222779303>The only thing you'll fuck up is a buffet, Jonah.
>>222779303>pathetic ugly fat jew learns... JEW JITSUIs there more to this than meets the eye?
>>222781388What's the problem supposed to be here?
>>222779303was he being realis it out of context
>>222779364Reminder that he had a kiss scene CGIed into a movie. So he is apparently still giving girls the ick sweetie.
>>222782250All you’d need is three days to pass a background check
>>222779303Good for him. Superbad might be his funniest film. Mostly trash after that. Get Him to the Greek would not have been funny if he wasn't obese and non-threatening. He should've just owned it. No one wanted Chris Farley to become a fucking MMA fighter.
>>222783336jonahbros....
>>222782325He b8'd you into replying, tranny
>>222779364>with him being confident
>>222783681Nobody can take this man seriously after allowing this to happenAllowing a women to pull up some bullshit card to NOT do her jobIt's not about the kissIt's not about it being a nigAny other situation and any other women would make it just as pathetic
This man oozes insecurity, I don't know how he does it.
>>222784175He knows he's an untalented nepo baby who will never amount to anything more than the fat guy from superbad
>>222779364Impressive meta-bait.
>>222779345and? why would this be a problem? Aside from the masses being stupid and emotional I mean.
>>222785481how is it meta? is your comment a meta bait? in which case it's impressive
