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It was the only interesting aspect of this woke lesbians in space epic
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>>222779681
what object?
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>>222779681
Feel like a brand new person
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>>222779720
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>>222779761
of yeah, i forgot about that.
no idea. Odd the film just kind of forgets about it
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>>222779681
>kys goy, get depressed, there's no future for you
Lol not gonna watch your slop Shlomo
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>>222779681
what are some good spaceship kinos? I've only seen a trailer for this before and it looked uninspired and now I hear it's got lesbians in it
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>>222779844
Sunshine
Europa Report
Ad Astra
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>>222779681
It was a red herring.
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>>222779681
Various devices that we thought might give our existence meaning and "rescue" us from our isolated collective journey into nothingness but turned out to provide us with even further confusion; Religion, empire, enlightenment, the industrial revolution, etc.
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>>222780081
>>222780123
Fuck your symbolism, don’t tell me it was really that gay. So they didn’t even logic it out, it’s just a plot device?
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>>222780261
You're watching a movie about an aimless group of humans descending into ritual and animalistic behavior, some becoming mad authoritarians while drifting aimlessly on an island in a sea of blackness that they cannot leave and now you're worried about metaphor?
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>>222779850
Infini (2015) if you're craving more after those good recommendations
also obvious suggestions:
Event Horizon
Pandorum
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>>222779681
It's just a random object. It's nothing.
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>>222779819
Based, just watch the good bits on aznude or mr skin
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>>222779681
>have everyone get on one side of the ship
>run full speed into opposite wall
>ship slow starts to turn around and head back towards mars and can be rescued
There I fixed your problem
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>>222780745
Would that actually work? I doubt at those speeds it would have any significant effect
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>>222781023
You only need to move it slightly since it’s going to be flying forever anyways
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>>222780745
What's funny is this isn't a pants-on-head retarded misunderstanding of physics, because just like a body colliding at the broad side of another with some momentum, the friction underfoot on the inside of Anora combined with the chemical energy transferred to mechanical energy in your body would allow you to transfer a little momentum perpendicular to the axis of motion by running into the wall like a retard, but probably just enough so that arrive at Tau whatever 3cm to the left of where you would have arrived.

Also just you running would impart momentum in the opposite direction.
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>>222780505
>>222779850
seen em all already. are there anymore with kino lesbians in it?
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I just remember a scene where they were doing a weird orgy and painting themselves and I said “I’m brown, for anal” and me and my friends laughed for awhile at that.
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It was launched at them to give them something to use their magnetic tractor beam as a navigational system to course correct and then they brought it on board instead.
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>>222779681
it was a space dildo shaped like a space penis for space lesbians to pretend they don't like space cock
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>>222781180
Just run backwards
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>>222781266
Checked. Now that makes sense
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>>222780505
>Infini (2015) if you're craving more after those good
>humanity can colonize the entire universe
>somehow everyone is still poor and just barely surviving
I'm sure the movie is going to be good but man am I tired of this trope. I'm just sick and tired of shitty grim dark futurism.
This is why old star trek lives on in peoples minds, because it was the only sci fi story that dared to show a future where some things actually got better.
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>>222779761
it doesn't matter what it was
that's the whole point, they thought it was meant for them but it was just there by pure cosmic coincidence and then it doomed them because humanity always thinks everything out there is for us, but it wasn't
in the poem they don't even grab it, it just narrowly misses the ship and the Astronomer mentions how is might as well have been a direct hit to the ship
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>>222781468
Forgot pic like a retard, guess that's why I'm never getting on the mars expedition team.
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>>222779720
strongly implied it's an alien object. They say it's some alloy they've never seen before. But it's dropped soon after
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>>222781468
Do you see any optimism bullshit around? Yes? No? I think you don't. You can't work with a material like this unless you just make up something completely disconnected from the real world.
I believe the new big theme is going to be a postapo world getting rebuilt, after some short doom porn intro, maybe a natural disaster, maybe some cool aliens wrecking everything including the 1%.
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>>222781468
Capitalism allows for a very small few to reach incredible heights due to the extreme number of below down at the bottom supporting them.
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>>222780505
Is Infini worth watching anon? I've seen all the other recommendations.
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>>222780505
>>222779850
>>222779844
>2001
>Apollo 13
>Interstellar
>Europa Report
>Cargo
>The Martian
>Pitch Black
>Serenity
>High Life
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>>222779844
>Space Odyssey 2010
Unlike 2001, it's an outstanding movie with an actual plot, characters and top tier visual effects.
It's what makes kubrickfags seethe until this day.
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>>222779681
I kinda liked the movie. I know there's some symbolism and it's bleak, depressing and dark but apart from that, it's interesting just to see everything fall apart and how people cope as they struggle to realize the reality of space travel being a bitch and how space itself is cosmically gigantic beyond all comprehension. It's one of the few movies that does that really well. Also, sooner or later this movie will become a reality. Humans will for sure invent some primitive space travel method in 2-300 years that catapults a bunch of passengers to the nearest star system and they will be off by 0.01% and that will be enough to completely turn them into a time capsule hurling through outer space with no way home.
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>>222784109
>>222783972
Both movies are good. 2001 is more of a visual trip and its practical effects hold up incredibly well despite being 60 years old. 2010 is also good with an actual story like you said.
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>>222783404
that's literally every single system, including systems like the laws of physics that govern the size of snowballs. has nothing to do with capitalism.
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>>222784109
>>222783972
>>222779844
Mission to Mars and Red Planet are both sleepers. Not the best but check em out too. I think I've seen just about every space scifi movie unless its pre 1960s.
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>>222784145>>222779681
I definitely feel like the basic concept of escape pods defeats this premise. You're telling me the ship doesn't have a single pod with rudimentary propellant that it can send the right way to ask for help from the others?
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>>222784167
>that's literally every single system
You cant think of any systems that dont explicitly say there should be an upper class exploiting the lower classes?
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>>222784145
The last scene of the movie with the skull fragment floating around as they pass an earth like planet billions of years later still haunts me.
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>>222784232
Talk is cheap you commie fuck. You will never achieve real communism because it doesn't exist.
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Don't care for movies that take place in space since space is for faggy spergs.

>b-b-but it's so vast and scary
No, it's just retarded and boring. Literally nothingness.

>>222784145
>invent some primitive space travel method
I genuinely don't understand why they would do that. It seems like people just stopped asking themselves "why" and became completely obsessed with "how".
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>>222784225
>send the right way to ask for help from the others?
It's been a while but I'm pretty sure there was no way to help. The ship had already gone past civilization and no ship could travel fast enough to catch up.
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>>222784320
It made me think of what would happen if we got a ghost ship turn up in orbit.

Given the potential technology on board whoever can claim it will dominate the Earth and therefore everyone has an incentive to stop you. Imagine a nuclear war breaking out over it.
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>>222784342
>You will never achieve real communism
>>222781468
>This is why old star trek lives on in peoples minds, because it was the only sci fi story that dared to show a future where some things actually got better.
lol
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>>222781479
Fuck off, retard
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>>222784344
You must be fun at parties
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>>222783404
reminder that capitalism has lifted billions of people out of poverty.
modern day wealth inequality is nowhere near as bad as it once was. the last 300 years have been a godsend in terms of prosperity and progress and capitalism had at least SOMETHING to do with it, because all previous forms of economy and government didnt manage to go anywhere in thousands of years.

dont throw the baby out with the bathwater, le current year problems are entirely fixable within the framework of liberal capitalism. we're already on the right track, only minor course corrections needed.
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>>222784225
>the ship doesn't have a single pod with rudimentary propellant that it can send the right way to ask for help from the others?
It won't make a difference. You need to make a ton of energy to propel someone at speeds capable of reaching its destination before they die of old age. Now multiple it by however many passengers there are and the life support needed to keep em all alive and fed. Yeah it's impossible.
Again, you guys just don't realize how fucking cosmically gigantic space is and how laughably slow even the speed of light is - nevermind our current inefficient fuel and planetary slingshot hacks. Take Voyager 2 for example. We stripped that fucker of everything for max weight reductions, put it on the fastest rocket we had, then swung it around the sun and then around, jupiter, saturn AND uranus for a gravity assist to reach a top speed of 15km/s. It's absolutely not stopping ever unless it hits something. Aniara by comparison was going 60km/s or 4x that speed and is infinitely more heavier and requires even more extreme power to slow it down which will happen over the course of many months JUST TO STOP. Nevermind going the other way or even having enough power to do so.
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>>222784472
>99% of people get an extra $3 a day so 1% can increase their net wealth by over a trillion a year
>why does the future show that everyone is still living in poverty???
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>>222784320
Yup that scene truly is truly terrifying and brilliant and one of my favorite scenes too. Gangs of New York ending scene also compares to it really well - how tiny you are compared to the vastness of humanity and how tiny humanity is compared to the vastness of space.
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>>222784344
Do you understand why humans left Africa 70,000 years ago (and not just to escape other niggers)? If so, then you will understand why humans will eventually want to leave the Earth. It's in our nature to want to explore and travel no matter the risk. People live for excitement and we will all eventually die. Might as well die doing something exciting and yes that excitement can immediately turn into "OHSHITWEFUCKEDUP" horror.
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>>222784529
It's not about it being cosmically huge (which it is). The thing is it's 99.999999% empty. Even if you could send pods or whatever it wouldn't be "oh yeah there they are"
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>>222779681
innumerate take
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>>222784878
Yup that's true too. Once you leave the local solar system, there's nothing to slingshot around anymore. You are just traveling in a fucking void for trillions of miles. There's no turning around. Also, you gotta start slowing down halfway into your journey. Braking slingshots work too but imagine if a planet isn't where you want it to be, you literally have no brakes and can ricochet off a solar system and lose years. I would imagine you burn 90% of your fuel on acceleration and course adjustments throughout the years.
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>>222785009
But can you like just, fold a piece of paper in half, and then like, shove a pencil through it?
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>>222784432
no argument
defeated
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>>222785360
Eventually yes, I'm more than positive someone will discover an FTL / wormhole means of spacetravel but not for a very long, long, looooong time. Until then, humans will just kamikaze themselves tied to a projectile fired into a random direction for many hundreds of years.
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>>222786278
Born too late to experience the golden age of exploration, born too soon to experience the stars. Feels bad, bros
>I guess at least we have 4chan
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>>222779844
It's a good movie and worth a watch. It's got lesbians but it's not bad. She has sex with a guy first and has sex with same guy a bunch more times. The lesbianism isn't promoted as a propaganda schtick or whatever. In fact depending on how much you hate women, one might even make the argument the message is supposed to be lesbianism bad.

>>222779850
>Ad Astra
Do not watch this. The only thing sci-fi about this movie is purely surface level and consisting completely of certain flashy spectacles, which specifically aren't bad but you can get the same by watching clips on YouTube and it'd be no different. You'd just be saving yourself time and frustration. This move is for the 'maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way' fags. Specifically in the sense the treasure teased throughout the movie turns out to be a retarded fucking nothingburger and the movie turns out to be all about what it means to be le human and le emotions. Basically it's sci-fi for faggots who are not actually into sci-fi and want to watch drama or something. If you can't tell yet, I have a seething hatred for this film. I was tricked into watching it by a stupid, retarded cocksucking HIV ridden faggot on this board who claimed it's best modern sci-fi kino and I fell for it.
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>>222784344
>t. Gigaretard
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>>222784232
>You cant think of any systems that dont explicitly say there should be an upper class exploiting the lower classes?
Classes are a spook. Free yourself slave.
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>>222779681
Probably the worst space themed movie I have ever watched. The other strong contestant is pic related. I probably won’t give a third chance to a space movie directed by a woman.
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>>222787624
>Calls Ad Astra a snorefest.
>Praises Aniara, which is arguably the most boring movie ever made.
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>>222787991
Yeah it was lacking some aliens and PEW PEW PEW BOOOOM BRBRBRBOOOOM BLAST ZAP ZAP ZAP
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>>222787624
Holy fucking filtered. Imagine just blatantly outing yourself as a philistine like this. Fuck you.
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>>222786418
There will never be a stars experience. Mankind will not make it past 2050.
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>>222787991
>>222788076
Ad Astra actually is a snorefest unless you're a woman or a gay ass Redditor. And I second this anon right here >>222788039
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>>222788039
Here's a spoiler for you. All humans are going to die, and we all accept it. Even people with terminal diseases accept it quickly without losing their minds. The entire premise was forced and fucking stupid. And yes, if you make a movie, it better should be interesting. Adding some random sex scenes for retards like you is even a cheaper than tactic than shooting some pew pew scenes.
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>>222788129
Both are rather boring movies, but at least Ad Astra has a story.
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>>222779761
This
>>222780123
>>222781479
anon is correct. The author married a feminist writer he met through an anarchist newspaper (later he got divorced due to not being political enough, but still) which should tell you enough about his mindset.

All these people are miserable depressed fucks (the author battled depression, sure enough) who think they're just random matter that accidentally configured in a way that created their consciousness, no m0re special than the rocks you see on the side of the road. These people flock to science fiction because it inherently promises a god/savior in science/technology, which is why sci-fi authors are usually fucked in the head in multiple ways.
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>>222788162
>at least Ad Astra has a story.
Ad astra is memefodder nonsense until the 3rd act when it tries to cash in on some father son shit it didn't remotely earn. There were a couple of things I liked about it but overall it was a pretty shit extremely forgettable movie. Its story is the last thing I'd try to cite as a redeeming quality.
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>>222787874
damn, you have shit taste
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>>222784320
Millions, by the way. Precisely, set in year 5,981,407.
Normies always made me shitty when they saw the earthlike planet in the Lyra constellation and straight away spammed "IT'S EARTH!!!". Fucking phoneposting speedwatchers.
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>>222788239
The fact that feminists and lefties always get divorced needs to be highlighted more. They want to be normal but they’re too selfish inherently so any kind of companionship breaks on them.



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