Can you imagine being the kid in IT and you get cast as the fat retard? And you win the role over hundreds of others because you're the fattest tub of shit that showed up and maybe that exists. And then the director says action already fatty take your shirt off and make the audience puke with those jelly rolls. Everyone clear a path to the craft services table he's coming through. And your career is just that role and goes nowhere after.
Don't talk about my son like that! He's big boned and a sweetie!
Autism strikes again
>>222779902Do you need a special keyboard with giant buttons to type that so your sausage hands don't mash 3 keys at a time?
the fat hit had a giant cock in the books.
>>222781480I also have a giant cock
>>222781480I hear he was personally inspected by Steven King to see if he was a match
damn you could suck on them things in the dark and think it was a woman
>>222779879Fortunately Jaeden, Wyatt, and Finn are all next to each other in that scene.They're the best actors.
>>222779879He's been happily married for two years. You're bitching about an ugly child on 4chan.
>>222779879Not to mention the guy following you around all day playing a tuba as you walk around.
>>222779879all he thought was>wow i get to be in a movie!
>>222779879>the fat retardHe was the smart one though
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>>222779879Being fat and disgusting and getting paid for it is much better than being fat and disgusting for free.Nicocado knew this.
I lost over 20kg in the last year after being fat since my childhood. Unfortunately no matter how good I look now there's no regaining the confidence lost in my formative years.
>>222781480Sir this is >>>/tv/catalog not >>>/lit/catalog
Anon he is married with a wife and dog. He won while you are making posts on insect breeding forum.
>>222782588>>222781694Nigga you slower than he is trying to run 100M
>>222779879>you win the role over hundreds of others because you're the fattest tub of shit that showed upMore likely a thousand other fatties showed up and I'm the only one that made it through because I have charisma and acting ability.
>>222781480This is biologically unrealistic. Obesity is consistently correlated with smaller visible penis size.
He could probably beat us all up.
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>>222783400Who are you to question Steven king’s expertise regarding child genitalia?
>>222779879Piggy in he 60s Lord of the Flies was just chubby. This is morbidly obese.
>>222779879He looks so soft and that makes me think he fattened up for the role. Like he got the role and they told him they wanted another 15 pounds.
>>222782588Damn bro never lost weight
>>222783910Why are you looking at him like that?
>>222783572That's true, I'm sure the man has considerable experience.
>>222779879Is he truly fat? I get the impression they're using special effects, or he's wearing some kind of suit with makeup to hide it, because I don't think any parent would look at their kid and go >He's healthy! Just a little chub doesn't hurt
>>222784668Anon, he is butter incarnate.
>>222784668It's not a body suit. It would be obvious on the 4k UHD blu-ray, and I've watched the film many times that way.
>>222783785Piggy was also kind and intelligent. A dangerous mix around cruel lowlifes.
>>222783785>>222785113It's a screencap from I.T Chapter 1.
>>222781480doesnt he also creampie the chick in the sewer orgy?
>inverted nipplesbut those are for the ladies i admire
>>222785177Yes, iirc only he and Bill actually nut
>>222785230I nutted too while reading the the scene
>>222785331Did you read the book after watching the movie, and picture Jaeden in your head when you read that scene?
>>222785387No i read it years before the remake came out. But someone here mentioned the orgy scene which inspired me too read it
>>222785450Oh. OK.
>>222785177for the final time its not an orgy. they run a train on bev.that is how you defeat evil: you rail an adolescent with your friends.
>>222779879I first thought it was about IT (Information Technology) and being either fat or very skinny and nerdy is the norm.
>>222785631Jaeden is very skinny in that scene.
>>222785566are you serious? I have never read that book
>>222785387I sure did. Jaeden a cute.
>>222782588He married a dog?
>>222779879Back in my day, we were called "husky".
>>222785797yes they all put their penis in her. its implied she cimaxes twice iirc.then they all forget it happened and bev remembers when they are adults and she has sex with bill.its not erotic or writen as erotica and SK said he was on a lot of cocaine when he wrote it.
>>222785821based.png
>>222785902the theory being, as the only female of the Losers, she serves as a catalyst to bring them all closer together so they can navigate the sewers which are filled with bad juju.
>>222785902>>222785797>>222785566>>222785177>>222781480There's an interview I can't find where the interviewer asks the cast if there were any parts of the book that they didn't film but would have wanted to or something. Finn slowly turns his head to Sophia Lillis, and she raises her eyebrow and shakes her head with a smirk.
>>222786036>FinnJaeden not Finn. It's from a convention. Sophia, Jaeden, and Wyatt were being interviewed together.
>>222786036>>222786113Said interview is here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYIaDU0fSsSkip to 23 mins 10 seconds.
>>222786130Based ty.
>>222786187NP.
>>222786130>That's by far the most replayed partBased
>>222786527I'd say it's 80% Sophia fans and 20% Jaeden fans.
>>222786606I like both.
>>222785951>the theory being, as the only female of the Losers, she serves as a catalyst to bring them all closer together so they can navigate the sewers which are filled with bad juju.Is that what it was? Wasn't there an element of>children can be trapped down here, but adults are less trapped so if they "become adults" they can better escape?I can't remember.
>>222787403They're both talented performers.
>>222782588Keking at op
>>222779879I'm far more upset at your YIFY quality screenshot
>>222787463Agreed. My screenshots from are from the 4K UHD Blu-Ray.
Bullying a child. Shame on you all.
Peak IT posting was fun.
>>222787609W-What was Peak IT posting?
>>222786527>That's by far the most replayed partOf course it is. It’s an open secret. The massive, pustulant, wheezing elephant in the room. Stephen King is known to be a cocaine fuelled pedophile sex pest obsessed with repeatedly rewriting the same interaction of a teenaged bully pulling a switchblade on a preteen boy. And yet we keep remaking his “magnum opus.”That dichotomy is what fuels audiences to watch his adaptations. There’s a real venn diagram between Stephen King fans and the kind of true crime podcast obsessed women who fall in love with serial killers. The fact that he got away with it is thrilling to them. And we, the general public, have to pretend he didn’t so more grubby millions can be extracted from it. In a just world, Stephen King would have been put to death by the state for writing that scene
>>222779879I would let a banker ram it of my butthole and call me a fat fuck if it meant I became a millionaire, let alone being a fat kid with like 5 lines in some blockbuster movie.
>>222779879.. its a child you stupid fuck
>>222787713Oh simmer down you pearl clutching Mary before someone slips you a copy of 'The End of Alice'.
Lori Beth Denver was cast as the big girl since all that but she is hilarious.
>>222787793A difference worth noting is that Holmes was intentionally writing a book artistically exploring the themes of people who hurt children. Whereas King, grotesquely puffed up from cocaine, was simply baring his grubby chomo soul through the medium of automatic writing. There is an argument though, that Holmes should also have been put to death by the state. Nabokov too. I am entirely sympathetic to this argument, as long as we also throw the bathwater out alongside the baby, so to speak.
>>222779879jonah hill can
>>222787793Qrd on the end of alice?
>>222779879>inverted nipples on mengrim
>>222788037You're an interesting anon, anon.
>>222785951In actuality, it works the opposite way
>>222779879That fat retard makes her cum
>>222788425Only after the first 30 have had their turn. Canonically goes last in the gangbang.
>>222782776More like his lard ass blocked the doorway and no one else could get to the audition.
>>222787699Mostly this board obsessing over 14 year old Sophia Lillis.
>>222784668They had to fly in Christopher Nolan to film his scenes with an Imax camera
>>222788578Man, that's a LOT of child cum.
>>222788037you are psychotic dont read Firefly! it would make your head explode.
>>222787713Without attempting to, without even being aware he was involved initially, I've found that I only ever liked King adaptations that have been so heavily changed by the directors they're considered by fans of the books to not be accurate anymore. Basically the less actual "King" is in them, the better. It's like... he's the literary equivalent of a lolcow. More talented directors/scriptwriters/producers use him to farm effective plots that, if he were allowed to pour all his actual perversions into them, would just be garbage messes.I've only ever read one King book in my life. "Tears of the Dragon", hoo boy. Because I was a normal healthy lad who liked high fantasy. Within the first act there's a scene where the elderly king is sexing his new child bride, with vivid descriptions of trying to penetrate her nubile body with his "withered flaccid penis" I've never forgotten, and all of this is seen by the king's young son through the titular eyes of the dragon mask hanging on the wall. Thanks for that garbage Steve you fucking pederast.
>>222783400Keyword being "visible"Nothing is stopping a lard ass from having a 9 inch hog
>>222791825It don't mean shit if it's stuck inside your FUPAfat people all have little nubs in practical realitylose weight lardo
>>222782588Good for him.
>>222791853He ate the dog
>>222791851You understand that the fat pad can be pushed to expose most of the length and thus that length is actually usable in penetration, yes?
>>222791695he needed to put his kingly steel in the forge to harden it
>>222791901Yeah that's what women want to do.
>>222791956the goalpost is now out in the streetit's time to stop
>>222792004Maybe if it was your fat ass could do some exercise and not need a special mechanism to find your dick. >Trust me babe it's in there somewhere!
the goalpost is now across the street
>>222791901>"most of"lmaolose weight lardo no woman wants to write your hairy thimble
>>222792067Eight of nine inches is still eight inches.
>>222792170>8 of 9 inches hidden inside your fat gutahahahahahahah
it's time to stop
holy shit fatfaggots can't handle getting bullied today hahalike jfc how can you just be an obese thimbledicked loser in 2026you have every single guide available to you to lose weight
>>222785387>>222785821And then I thought about Jaeden, Finn and Wyatt doing each other while the fat kid fucked Sophia.
>>222782588Looks a bit like John Candy doesnt he?
>>222791695>His daughter Naomi didn't read her father's books because she didn't like horror. When she was a teenager, he asked her what she did like, and she told him she liked dragons. So he wrote a fantasy novel, and dedicated it to her. Though in the initial print run he spelled her name wrong
>>222792295i think we all did, anon.
>>222779879isn't that child abuse? how can you fuck you kid up like that?
>>222787713>In a just world, Stephen King would have been put to death by the state for writing that scene>in a just world you would be killed for literal wordslmao
>>222792456big is beautiful chudfat rights are human rightsdon't be a weight bigot
>>222792170is..is that why they called her Seven of Nine
fack is real
>>222792724>Wolfhard>Doesn't do furry porn themed musicWasted opportunity
>>222779879The fat kid is a MAGA conservative and got cancelled
>>222792806He's certainly the product of it. Remember when Obama was the anti-christ because he wanted school cafeterias to serve fruit and vegetables instead of Sysco frozen pizza?
>>222779879A bunch of money for a role, and you get to skip school and you’re the only kid in hollywood that doesn’t have to get molested for it? Sounds pretty good and there’s lots of fat actors
>>222792861Movie sets have mandatory classes for when the kid's not working. And being a lardbag would just make him more enticing for molesters because he can't run.
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>>222779879I was watching this for the first time on a flight and got to the scene where they were all going around in their underwear. I had to turn it off so people didn't think I was a creep. Who made this movie?
>>222783538>Nigeriageorgia>Nigeriagermanyshitty nonsensical meme
>>222787416Basically this after the first time they beat IT and the power that had brought them together was fading. Eddie no longer had his power of navigation, and it was looking grim. Bev believed that having them make love to her would bring them back together. Each one comes up one at a time and states how they love her. After they are all done Eddie is able to lead them out of the sewers.
I bet MBB was getting molested left and right on the set of Stranger Things, by men and women. Conversely, I doubt Sophie even got molested once the set of IT. Probably got the local zoo called on her a couple times though because people thought a monkey got loose from there and was scampering around town.
>>222791695That didn't happen tho. His son wasn't even born to see the king do that. It's literally how his son was conceived. It's implied that the king is asexual.
>>222792976in the book every young boy in the group runs a train on Bev in the sewers and cums inside her 13 year old pussy and that's that saves themI'm not kiddingStephen King wrote it
>>222793114Yes, I'm aware. I didn't think they would show anything like that in the movie, though. I guess I wasn't the only creep because the woman in front of me was watching nick offerman have his crust busted in the last of us.
>>222792496it's not about punishment it's about preventing crime. this is why the world is fucked up.>wordsshould murderers and rapists be put to death, in your opinion? because we live in a society that considers that immoral. like you have to let deviant freaks not only mass produce child porn, but also kill and rape because "every life is sacred".>you wanna protect yourself and your community?>but he's a human beinggg
Drew Barrymore lights Stephen's smoke on the set of Firestarter directed by M.Lester
Everyone talks about the Great Sewer Train of 1955 but nobody ever mentions the extremely graphic hobo rape in The Library Policeman.
>>222793192>goes on this weird ass tangentlmao okay
>>222793167>I didn't think they would show anything like that in the movieThat would be one hell of an ending. Just full on CP in theaters loosely described as "Art"If you thought cuties made people upset, holy shit.
>>222793311>hobo rape in The Library Policeman.I remember that. Remember The Kid forcing Trashcan Man to give him head and then anally raping him with the pistol in The Stand?Stephen King sure is a funny guy. Haha.
>>222793167The very earliest screenplay draft kind of referenced it. They get lost in the sewers and she goes to each of them, takes their face in her hands and has a little moment with them. Then they're able to focus and get out. It also changed Bill's name to Will for some reason.
>>222793404None of the adaptations portray the kid. I only saw the first 3 episodes of the new the stand but its unclear if they cut it out. Trashcan man was a full on swing for the fences performance.
>>222791695This anon gets it. Some of Kings short stories and novellas are ok, because they can be tighter. But if it’s a doorstopper, it’s going to get weird. And yes, even his best writing is routinely improved on. The Mist is such a clear cut example he admitted it was better, and even when he disagrees he’s wrong. The main reason the Shining was so good, is that like you and I, Kubrick saw King for who he really was, and King didn’t like that.>>222792388>Though in the initial print run he spelled her name wrongThis will happen if your writing method is to snort fat lines and aim for maximum words per minute without ever pausing to proofread anything.>>222792496Specific words which out you as a threat, yes. Threats, conspiracies etc. Once again I come up against the kind of libertarian who complains about “To Catch a Predator” being entrapment. You are allowed to arrest the pedophile before they’ve actually made entrance into a child. You know that, right?
>>222793101>Probably got the local zoo called on her a couple times though because people thought a monkey got loose from there and was scampering around town.Fucking kek.
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>>222782588>Anon he is married with a wife and dog.man, zoophilia took another soul
>>222782588The woman looks like Sophia. He scored!
>>222791505FBI in the chat.
>>222782588Sophia coming out nowhere and goes for the steal.
>>222785902It's hilarious when she has an all-time orgasm when she remembers as an adult
>>222779879>you win the role over hundreds of others because you're the fattest tub of shit that showed up and maybe that existscome on op you know that's not true there would definitely have been awful, awful screen parents brought their even more shockingly obese little treasures along only to have 'em turned away on grounds of physical immobility. then probably beat 'em for failing
I wonder how Sophia Lillis felt on set getting chest mogged
