>stop watching porn out of respect for Don Jon>have a boner all the time and intrusive oversexualized thoughts about every woman I see nowThanks Don Jon.
>>222780074I've jerked off to the dry humping scene so many times. Joseph is so based for this.
>>222780074>start lifting weights out of respect for Don Jon>turns out lifting makes me super horny>already stopped jerking off out of respect for Don Jon>can’t slutmax either (out of respect for Don Jon)Do I have to cougarmax like he did?
>>222780074You're too far gone, the coom has fried your brain beyond repair
>>222780404I've been wanking 15 times per week for 30 years. I can stop anytime.
>>222780074Im considering becoming a Buddhist monk
>>222780074>stop jacking off>now I nut in my sleep and have to do double the laundryIt's a joke.
I can't get hard without physical stimulation anymoreit's over
>>222780620How old are you?
>>222780243This, and that kino woman in the silver dress who (imo) mogged ScarJo.
>>222780548So am I.
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>>222780074>Let JGL fuck me in the ass out of respect for DON JON>Now I have AIDS
>>222780074that's the cold turkey phase. it will pass if you give it a few weeks
>>222780074>>222781080>>222780243Is watching this film for the women something Don Jon would respect?
>start masturbating to ScarJo out of respect for one of her three fucking husbands who gives a shit I just wanna BUST
>>222781373Only if you beat off to all the hunky dudes
>>222781373Probably not by the end of the movie, but I do think it's something JGL would respect irl or else he wouldn't have made the hyper erotic dry humping scene and cast Scarjo, or the other woman in the silver dress.
>>222780548do they have to shave their balls too
>>222781408She dated Jack Antonoff too
>>222782370>Jack AntonoffI don’t even know Anton!
>>222783018Hachachacha!