So now it's wrong to even wish for things... Cool...
>>222780443You, as a man, the objectively superior gender, should work for the things you want and have. Begging is for inferior rabble.
>>222780559>you have to work for what you want>no not like that
>>222780559He wasn't begging her in any way, he wished for her to love him.
>>222780443no you have to make significantly more 'evil' wishes like wishing for every single woman in the world to be in love with you so then you aren't singling anyone out xD
>>222781212XD
>>222780443Get over it already Bear you fucking faggot
>>222780443Who are all of you guys who don't understand how monkey paws work?Bear sucks because he could have landed Nikki, but he was such a gay limp-dick that he refused to take his shotInstead he wishes on some fucking kids magic stick like a complete and total fag and even through this process is a gay limp-dick.
>>222781654> Bear sucks because he could have landed Nikki,No he couldn’t have.
>>222781212Morty you roofied that poor girl and now everyone is chronenburged!
>>222781737He absolutely could have, Nikki gave him plenty of signs and he just sat there like "mm, okay"My primary complaint about the movie is that Bear is way too fucking handsome compared to the cast of mostly average looking guys for how limpwristed he acts.Hes got that "Period piece where the female lead looks like she knows what an iPhone is" face, only its "guy who clearly has fucked a lot of hot chicks is pretending he's never touched a boob before" face
>>222781783He is literally gay and it shows
>>222781813Fine.He fucked a lot of hot chicks(male)**
>>222781783You’re gay so it makes sense. She was not interested in Bear at all. She was planning on quitting her job moving out of Ohio. She was never going to be interested in Bear who had nothing going for him.
>>222781844She gave him a "speak now or forever hold your peace" she would have at least gave him a charity boink
>>222781916Maybe. Hansel and Gretel poem that was coming obviously from Real Nikki makes me think she wouldn’t given him a pity fuck. She saw him as nothing but a loser brother figure
>>222781961When a girl says "you're like my brother" it means you're fucking in. Its a counter intuitive response, but trust me.
All this discourse about the movie makes me wish Patrice O Neal was still alive. Goddamn he would have a funny ass take on this movie
>>222781999>call bear gay>complain about white bitches>dieThere ya go
>>222781654>>222781737>>222781783>>222781844Regardless of whether or not he had a shot if he had nutted up and asked her out straightforward he'd at least recover some dignity in her eyes
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>what do you mean I can't be a gay bitch and put the pussy on a pedestal! This movie hurts my feelings.Good
>>222781212Why did he not simply wish to become a god with supreme ultimate power over reality?Was he stupid?
The point of the Monkey's Paw wishes becoming twisted or evil is because wishing for things to magically happen or improve is childish and selfish. It takes work, commitment and time to truly achieve something noble. Cheating is never noble hence why the Monkey Paw punishes you.
>>222782008I agree. Only reason I think she screwing with Ian is because he atleast sacked up. She wasn’t ever going to be his girlfriend but he atleast got to tap her.
>A 1991 episode of the TV series The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror II", has members of the Simpsons family making wishes using a cursed monkey's paw.[18] After watching a rerun of the episode, Curry Barker was inspired by Lisa's monkey paw nightmare to incorporate a wish element into his 2025 film Obsession.[19]SNEED
>>222782187Yet he claims The One Wish Willow isn’t a monkey paw and Bear just made a bad wish
*snaps willow**clears throat*>WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING REAL, WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING TRUE
>>222782228Eh.....any wish that requires some kind of demonic possession is no good, whether curry thinks so or not
Just give $20 to a homeless guy and tell him to read what you need him to say off of a piece of paper before breaking the stick.
>>222782228and the one other guy we see make a wish gets a billion dollars + shot in the faceoh wait, that's right, even Nikki gets to make a wishshe gets five seconds of true love + watching the man she loves die + a bonus helping of waking up surrounded by police and corpses
>>222782241Trent Reznor is a manlet.
>>222782259Movie didn't pussy out of an actual bad ending, I'll give it that
This is a movie about men practicing witchcraft. Witchcraft and magick and sorcerery has always been portrayed as weak or effeminate. The sorcerer is always the bad guy who gets defeated. Women want to keep their monopoly on witchcraft. Today’s witches look like the Burch twins and OF whores. They extract money and life essence from men in order to exist. Witches have such control over men nowadays that even weak men will jump in to defend their ideas. They don’t want you using witchcraft. They don’t want you to be as powerful as them. They just want you to go to work and suffer so they can have an easy life.
>I wish for her to move me>She doesn't actually love him>She just gets possessed by a demonic robot with the directive "love him">Also the possession is incomplete and drops constantlyThis is beyond monkey paw
>>222782300The actual ending was Real Nikki ends up shooting herself. But production wanted one shot of her not killing herself and that’s the one Curry ended up using
>>222782303Maybe if you're gay
>>222782303This is one of the most retarded takes i’ve seen in a while. Is that Harry Potter, a boy wizard, was huge? Or LOTR?
Bear was weak because he had the chance to tell her he cared about her and he didnt, instead using a toy to make her love him, which is they most pathetic, low effort choice to make.That was the point of the movie, guys need to stop being spineless and wishing for things, grow some balls and take chances.
>>222782485Actions have consequences. He thought he found a way without consequences.If he got rejected he would have lost the friendship aswell
>>222782555Maintaining a platonic friendship because you hope for pussy one day is fucking gay also
>>222782362>what fuck is he summoning.jpg
>>222782562That's why he used the willow
>>222782562This
>>222782575Right, there were 4 optionsHalf of them were gayA) tell herB) get over itGAY GAPC) make your gay wish on your gay kids toyD) stay in THE ZONE because you're gay and maybe Nikki will sling some puss at you when she's done getting run through
Some of you have never been lead on by a cruel Latina and it shows.
>>222782485He's frustrated that he's a pussy and vents it on a toy>Turns out the toy is magic and satanic and twists it into summoning a demon into her>He's a monster and should die for this
>>222781783>He absolutely could have, Nikki gave him plenty of signs and he just sat there like "mm, okay"She could just be seeking attention/validation from him
>>222782660Yeah but throwing up is a lot better than waiting to see if you're gonna actually throw up. Shoot the shot and get rejected, it's better than crying in your car to a bundle of sticks
>>222782660She was planning on leaving and was giving him one last chance to man up. I’m guessing if he did tell her she would’ve said she knew he was into her for a while but she sees him as a brother and he should really give Sara a shot
>>222782688But he loses the friendship aswell
>>222782485>instead using a toyThat's all women are good for tbqh.
>>222782709The friendship that only exists because he wants some puss? What about it?
>>222780443The sheer ego to think that if given any wish a man would waste it on this bullshit.
>>222782709Its better to lose the friendship. Besides she was gonna leave in couple of days any way. He should have just said he liked her and if she didn't like him she wouldn't be there for long
>>222782709>>222782709There is no friendship. He’s only friends with her because he wants to fuck her. He has a fake fantasy image of her
>>222782763>if every man on earth was given a wish, I assure you not one of them would waste it on pussyI'd have to see the studies....
>>222782763Many such cases
>>222782820>wish for xwing>its made of poopThere's always a catch
>>222782555>end of the friendshipGood being a beta cuck is bad for him.
>>222782839>Fly like Superman >Can’t stop flying. Fly into the sun
>>222782914>that's okay because I'm like Superman>no...you can only fly "like Superman"FUCK
Why did Nikki flirt with bear if she didn’t want him to wish that they were in love?
>>222782763He didn't take it seriously. If he'd knew that it actually works then he would have wished for a million dollars aswell.
>>222783095wouldn't the money be possesed or piss itself waiting for you to spend it?
>>222783229No, there's nothing to indicate the wish is inherently cursed. The happy, perfect life montage showed that things were great until Ian told Bear about Nikki's father on the phone and Bear brought it up to her.
>>222783266I knew that fucker Ian was behind all of this
>>222783095I don't think Bear believed it would workBut he was definitely "serious" he wished the way an atheist prays in a foxhole. He was casting out a request for whoever could answer to provide it for him. It wasn't some fuck-it thing
>>222783266That was the honeymoon phase. She would’ve just continued to get more obsessed hence the title
>>222780559>>222782485boomers/gen x/older millennials know jack shit about how things are today. i’m tired of their (your) lecturing
>>222782763>>222782820I don't care I'd still risk it and wish for love over money.
>>222782617Man, I wish I was lead on by a cruel Latina.
>>222780443As a man, everything you do is wrong. Unless you’re Chad, or transgender. So I say fuck it. Do whatever you want.
its a love potion substitute. nothing original. when a girl does it its cute and funny. a man id a rapist
