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This reads like a parody of a Christopher Nolan script.
>GASP you were the Sea People all along?
>our Bronze Age of Bronze is collapsing
>a new dawn will rise from darkness
>zoos law zoos law zoos law zoos law
>LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
Average moviegoers are literal goycattle.
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>I refuse to believe...
No one will ever care what you believe.
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>>222780746
Seething capeshitter
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>>222780720
Nah, that's your average Nolan writing
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>>222780720
Sorry Chuddy, conservatards lost the culture.
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>>222780746
just like how you believe the studio didn't buy tickets? I guess we all have our religions
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>>222780720
never watched it, never going to watch it. don't care.
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>>222780828
>the wasted millions on taxes buying their own tickets to demoralize us Mongolian cartoon chuds!
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>>222780828
This doesn't hold up to basic scrutiny (unless you're a perpetually butthurt 70IQ chud)
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>>222780851
Oh no guys some online chud won't give us his $15 for a ticket what are we going to do our kino cash cow is over
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>>222780877
>>222780887
saving face is more important than only optimizing profits
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>>222780955
Why didn't Gunns save his face?
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>>222780985
different director, so who knows. Maybe they thought it would do great. Maybe they got behind Odyssey because unlike Supergirl it was overdiscussed and someone decided it's too big to be allowed to fail

Maybe they saw how bad Supergirl is (unlike Odyssey which is mid) and thought there's no way any real people would like the pile of shit.

You lack imagination or you just don't give a shit because to you this is just ideological
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>>222781085
*and thought there's there's no way to bullshit anyone that any real people would like the pile of shit.
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>>222781085
>to you this is just ideological
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>>222781085
>1.5 billion in international ticket sales and counting
>Actually it's the studio buying tickets b-because it's ideological, OK? It just is!
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>the odyssey
overrated garbage
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>>222781205
>>222781224
you're way too butblasted about it. Almost like you're itching to prove a point.
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>>222781255
>you're way too butblasted about it Almost like you're itching to prove a point
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>>222780720
Only guy I know who saw it, said it was kinda bad
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>>222781278
keep spamming it if it helps you cope
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>>222781466
>keep spamming it if it helps you cope
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>>222780828
>>222780955
Why were there only like 2 viral images out there trying to show that attendance didn't match ticket sales? Rather than people encountering and documenting it happening hundreds of times
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>>222780720
>Average moviegoers are literal goycattle.
Yes, they spend $20 to go to a dirty theater instead of torrenting for $0 and watching it in their living room.
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>>222780746
...until he put on the mask, that is
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>>222780720
You massively fail to understand how the emotions of people who don't think really work.
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Nolan is a midwit whisperer
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>>222780720
>This reads like a parody of a Christopher Nolan script.
>>GASP you were the Sea People all along?
>>our Bronze Age of Bronze is collapsing
>>a new dawn will rise from darkness
>>zoos law zoos law zoos law zoos law
>>LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
>Average moviegoers are literal goycattle.


Red Letter Media was the death-knell for cinema criticism
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>>222780720
Nolan is a B+ director that somehow has gotten elevated to S status by pop culture gatekeepers. He’s at his best making fun popcorn flicks like Memento and Inception where he can use some interesting concepts and make it into a spectacle.
He’s not a serious director. Oppenheimer was boring trash carried by Cillian Murphy. It only won because the industry is in total disarray.
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>>222781710
>to go to a dirty theater
sounds you live in a third world country
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>>222782561
>somehow
The Dark Knight made WB a shitload of money. If you can make the studios a lot of money they'll write you a blank check for years, and as long as you keep making money, they'll keep bankrolling it.
M. Night Poppadom rode for years off the Sixth Sense despite his movies landing pretty coldly at the box office.
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>>222780746
No one will ever care what you believe.
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>>222781481
>>222781278
>>222781224
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>>222780720
>big dumb action-adventure movie looked cool and had a lot of action and adventure
uhhh yeah i enjoyed it. desu people who think he's a genius and people who think he's a pseud hack are both gay. he makes big movies without the quipping and soppy superhero stuff, stop overthinking. at least appreciate he was using real boatz and didnt cgi EVERY thing
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Nolan is poor man's Ridley Scott. Can anyone claim with a straight face Nolan's Odyssey is better than Gladiator? I will state with absolute certainty that Alien and Blade Runner are both more influential cinema and better films than anything Nolan has ever done.
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I liked Pattison but the scene with the weapons being thrown from the roof and him going
>THE SHIELDS! GET THE SHIELDS!
>SPEARS! SPEARS! GO GET THE SPEARS!
felt so dumb
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>>222780720
It was painfully mediocre. Even the score was lame and forgettable, but the real sin is the aesthetic. The costumes and sets look either amateurish or straight up garbage. The Menelaus scene was just surreal
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>>222783473
It was one of the most kino scenes tho? It felt tense because it was faithful to the source material and was realistic.
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>>222783490
>The Menelaus scene was just surreal

Wow, kinda like in the source material?
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>>222784142
No I mean Jon Bernthal took me out of the fucking movie. He (like the rest of the cast but even more so) was just larping as a greek king in a shitty costume. Americans are barbarians and the movie clearly shows it
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>>222780746
Kek this reality triggered the angry lil chuddies!
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This is /tv/‘s 9/11
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>>222782561
>he’s not a serious director
Yeah totally anon he just succeeds wildly at the box office and wins Oscars. Not serious at all
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>>222780720
WHEN does this drop on TORRENTS?
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>>222785100
None of that means anything he won for Oppenheimer which is a giant piece of crap.
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>>222785122
>le epic 4chan contrarian
Awesomesauce XD
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>>222785100
>Yeah totally anon he just succeeds wildly at the box office and wins Oscars. Not serious at all
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>>222785390
>posts clip of wildly successful Nolan film
Curious choice!
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>>222783419
>Can anyone claim with a straight face Nolan's Odyssey is better than Gladiator?

Absolutely not. Gladiator 2, maybe, and even then.
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>>222785357
Why do you like bland garbage just because everyone else does? Why do you think popular consensus means anything today?
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>>222781639
>Why were there only like 2 viral images out there
Because the first one showed the source was r/transfeet
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>>222780746
FPBP. Absolutely smoked that freak.
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>>222785443
>utter retardation is wildly successful
Grim indictment for Nolanoids.
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>>222780720
You underestimate the amount of normies and what goyslop they'll happily ingest
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>>222780720
>Average moviegoers are literal goycattle.
You don´t fucking say...
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>>222783473
It was weird they did it like three times in a row.
A) We don't need to know what is being thrown down specifically
B) Everyone gets killed before they can use them
C) Pattinson is already established to be a cowardly weasley little sniveling cunt.
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>>222781224
>admits its all third worlder ticket sales
Based. Im done here.
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Chuds really be like
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>>222780746
stop samefagging your own post ranjeet
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>>222785586
>actually legitimately unironically using the opinion of normalfaggots as proof of anything
>in 2015+11
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>>222785619
Yeah, let me just listen to the board that hates everything for the most insane reasons instead.
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>>222785586
Why do you think Nolan should be immune from criticism when there are so many obvious glaring weaknesses to his filmmaking? From editing to sound design, to muted cinematography, to bad scriptwriting and suspect to shit acting.
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>>222785723
Sounds like nitpicking to me. The movie is a massive hit with both critics and audiences, so clearly those things are not as important as you think.
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>>222785753
>sounds like nitpicking
I'm talking about his entire mise-en-scène. That isn't nitpicking.
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I pity the poor /tv/ poster that still tries to discuss any movie, it's all ragebait and normalfags/bots
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>>222785660
people here are more sober than most cattle you'll meet irl
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>>222785837
You can have plenty of film discussion, especially with how the board slows down.
The problem is discord trannies decided to poison the well on this movie.
I don't particularly like Nolan, and I thought the trailer looked like shit, but I genuinely enjoyed seeing the movie in the theater.
Its also funny that the tranny gets killed instantly and goes to hell, and that Odysseus' dog had more screen time and importance to the plot than the tranny or black helen.
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>>222785910
All the acting in the movie looks like ass I don't understand how anyone can take Matt Damon in this role seriously. I agree with the other anon about Jon Berenthal too. Having him, Tom Holland and Matt Damon takes me out of the movie on a base level. It's so tacky.
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>>222785753
>The movie is a massive hit with both critics and audiences
Avatar is objectively 2x better than Nopedyssey according to critics and audiences.
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>>222780720
All that and the costumes were shit, lighting/color was shit, editing was shit. Especially in that last fight scene, where they try to hide how ridiculous the "let's get fight him one man at a time, boys!" setup was with disorienting fast cuts. Just a headache to watch. It sucks that every film critic completely ignored all these production failures just to say "wow this really says something about how our own bronze age is collapsing, 5 stars"
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>>222785815
>mise-en-scène
Nobody normal knows what this means, and you're only saying it to sound smarter than you are.
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>>222786208
You know you should know what that means and you could look it up? Excuse me for using a proper term when discussing Nolan shit.
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>>222786208
>>222786260
I used that term after anon accused me of nitpicking, when I was talking about all of those filmmaking elements.
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>>222786308
>when I was talking about all of those filmmaking elements.
You had a list of terms followed by your editorial "they were bad!"
It isn't an argument. You're just saying "I don't like these things" and guess what, I don't like Vanilla ice cream, but I stopped waiting for my award to show up in the mail.
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>>222786431
I don't like Nolan's mise-en-scéne and think it's bland. That is an argument and you should fuck off.
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>>222786503
>That is an argument
It isn't. You're stating an opinion.
Dialectically meaningless. Not even a critical evaluation.
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>>222785586
>>222785723
the only thing I'm wondering is why so-called "neutral watchers" decided to dig their roots into this specific battlefield and defend the movie when Nolan's movies have been notoriously called out for being mediocre probably at least since Inception
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>>222786699
>when your boogeymen have boogeymen
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>>222786630
Everyone states their opinions on a movie. You haven't stated anything. Nolan's visuals are muted and sterile. Largly ugly. His acting is mostly garbage due to the cringe screenwriting. His 3 seconds on average tik tok styled editing is also not something that is impressive. His entire grounded style is not impressive. Thus largely boring.
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>>222780746
No one will ever watch that pile of shit again after this year, kek.
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I am yet to see a single fan of the movie. its just a bunch of people saying that it isnt a bad movie to any criticism
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>>222780720
Nobody except a few twitterfags ever gave a fuck about The Odyssey's success/failure.

The people salty about it are those who keeping spamming Odyssey threads on /tv/ because they're not getting their desired reaction.

The movie could make $10 or $1 billion, it doesn't fucking matter. The fact is that it's objectively an overrated pile of steaming shit and the more people go to see it, the more indicative it is that the unwashed masses of NPCs have zero ability to discern good cinema from bad.

Now shut the fuck up.
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Stale ass pasta ^
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>>222787401
Just gonna ignore half a million 8’s, 9’s, and 10’s on movie review sites huh
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>>222786208
That’s 90% of /tv/ anons. They have a MAJOR intelligence complex and have a need to feel smarter than others
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>>222785491
Sorry anon, I’m capable of enjoying a film in theaters. I know you’re too cynical and above it all to enjoy anything, but the rest of us aren’t.

I enjoyed The Odyssey. I saw it twice. It was good. I will watch it again on an airplane when it’s out of theaters.
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>>222786208
no he’s got a point i hate mirepoix too just use chicken stock bro you’re not fancy
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>>222787544
>I am yet to see a single fan of the movie. its just a bunch of people saying that it isnt a bad movie to any criticism

>Well...it made money!
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>>222787640
>>222787612
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>>222780720
>chuds STILL seething about this movie and making posts trying to cope
the gift that keeps on giving
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>>222787640
Idk what to tell you anon. All of my friends and family saw it. Only one cousin didn’t like it and, surprise, he’s a massive MAGA chud who mainlines zyn and never stops talking about trannies
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>>222787687
At first I thought it was all memes, people larping as chuds. As the weeks went on I realized these “people” actually believe what they post here lol. They believe the Odyssey was terrible because…IT JUST WAS OKAY
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>>222787676
>>222787701
>Well, I enjoyed a bad movie that made money! All that money means we can't be wrooooong!

Um, take the L.
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>>222785514
>utter retardation
Dark Knight is objectively a top 100 movie of all time kek. It’s great.
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>>222780720
everything else was really good, but you're right that that just made that crap stand out more.
i guess the theme and moral of the film wasn't clear in the initial cut, so nolan added all of that in later to spell it out. it does point to nolan having no fucking clue what he's doing anymore.
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I enjoyed The Odyssey
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>>222787544
See, this is my point. All you had to do is say
>I'm a fan of the movie
You could even just not be a fan of the movie and lie, how would I know. But your retort is
>look at the review scores
Nobody says theyre a fan of the movie, or that they love it. That fuckin Ryan Gosling movie about space, you have people that love it, people that hate it. Dune movies, you have people that love them. Fucking Fast&Furious movies, you have people that love them. I am yet to hear anyone be a fan of this movie, I'm not denying everyone is saying its good.
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no no No NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK

Chudbros what do we do??

https://deadline.com/2026/08/the-odyssey-becomes-biggest-film-ever-at-bfi-imax-avatar-1237044031/
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>>222787858
k lil chuddie
keep your head buried in the sand and regurgitate the lines /tv/ has conditioned you to parrot
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>>222787701
Who is disagreeing with you? I've seen countless movies where people talk shit about them, and where people praise them. This scene was epic. This scene was bad. This character was based. etc

But this is one movie where people are so gung-ho about
>I watched it and I liked it
>we all found it enjoyable.
and thats where it begins and ends.
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>>222787964
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO ENJOY THE MOVIE THE WAY I WANT YOU TO ENJOY THE MOVIE AND YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE THINGS I WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT NOOOOO
Just bizarre cope
Let it go chuddie boy
You lost!
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>>222788014
It's like im the Twilight Zone.
I have no idea why youre being defensive and antagonistic over what I said.
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>>222788077
Like half of those posts has to be bots at this point, they are all over the site.
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>>222788109
Not bots, just sane people who hate chud faggots like (you)
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>>222780746
op absolutely BTFO'd. thread should have 404'd there.
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>>222780720
>american moviegoers
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>>222780720
>You need to feel endless guilt and shame for winning a war
Nolan is a turbo faggot
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>>222788159
>>222788189
>>222788200
>>222788219
Definitely convincing, nothing suspicious going on.
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>>222788159
There's nothing sane about being aggressively luke-warm towards a blockbuster.
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>>222788219
Sadly thats how 90% of people in modern world are conditioned to think
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>>222785100
Every time period has people working in the arts that become wildly successful due to pandering to the widest possible audience and making works that are sensationalist and dumbed down for the masses. Look at Hall Caine, he was one of the wealthiest British novelists from the 19th century, hugely popular in his time, and was read by nearly everyone. He was more popular than Charles Dickens fir a time. Now barely anyone remembers him, mostly as a cautionary story about chasing popularity at the cost of making subpar art. Nolan is the modern Caine, he'll be forgotten a few decades after his death.
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>>222788387
Holy cow!

You’re so smart!

Wow!
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>>222788305
That’s how literally every Marvel movie is
>eh, it was decent
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>>222788077
>why aren’t people talking about this film the way I expect them to talk about a film??
profound autism.
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The people who give this an 8, 9 or 10 online are the same group of people who give Spiderman Brand New Day an 8, 9 or 10. Bunch of plebs.
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>>222788511
well its unusual. When a cinema is half-full, its always the back half that is full. Imagine you enter a movie hall, and the front half is packed, and nobody is sitting in the back. You'd point out that's unusual. That doesn't mean, as you are implying
>why aren't people sitting the way I expect them to sit??
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>>222780746
OP obliterated
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>>222785049
>>222785506
>>222788189
>>222788685
Samefag
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>>222788279
>>222788728
>OP still seething
KEK
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>>222780720
>Average moviegoers are literal goycattle.
Tell us about your superior and intelligent taste then. What are your top 5 movies of the year?
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>>222788546
God forbid people enjoy something.
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>>222782561
What should have won in 2023? Asteroid City?
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>>222790035
More like God forbid people enjoy anything other than Christopher Nolan or Marvel.
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>>222787544
>>222787930
>>222787676
>>222787701
>>222788014
lol absolute mindbroken nutjob behaviour
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this "movie" raped nolanoids in the head harder than covid
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>>222780720
It's a mid, decent movie but its superfans can't accept anything less than perfection because they think that if they concede even the slightest point, they'll somehow be surrendering to the chuds, Elon, and fascism itself. Thus, they overcompensating and unnecessary fellating of the movie, the actors and the director. Had Elon and co not said a word, people would be more willing to criticize it and call out its tired, pretentious, self hating, virtuous oikophobia.
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>>222790832
Absolute schizo post. It's literally just people watching and enjoying a movie. Most people don't give a shit about your stupid culture war.
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>>222790917
The hell are you talking about. That anon is right. Nolan is the most overrated director ever.
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>>222790832
>its superfans
there are no odyssey superfans. it was just a movie that was cool to see in imax by a director known for being skilled and dedicated to using practical effects in the age of CG and AI slop.
I'm going to have to agree with
>>222790917
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>>222791673
>there are no odyssey superfans
That's not true. There are just as many, probably more on the opposite side of the culture war that are doing everything I described. Sure, the average moviegoer isn't one of them, but their existence doesn't nullify the portion who've internalized the criticism from Elon & Co. and feel compelled to defend the movie because of it.
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>>222790917
>Most people don't give a shit about your stupid culture war
Most don't, I agree, and it's not my war as I don't really care that they cast a negress and a troon, amongst others to play characters in a Greek poem. That doesn't change the fact that the movie plays, or tries to play on the same low brow pretending to be high brow, tired, Oscar bait, self critical themes that libs love to inject into their movies to be relevant and to "teach" us how to be better.
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>>222780746
gottem
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>>222790960
Lol. No. No he’s not!
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>>222792368
Yes. Yes he is. No other director gets such glazing for being so mid. It used to be Tarantino but Nolanfags have overrated him beyond everyone.
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>>222792389
Wait.
Hold the freakin phone.
This anon has the OPPOSITE opinion of most people!
What the heck?!
This is crazy!
You’re such a nonconformist!
How original!
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>>222787826
But…it’s not a bad movie…
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>>222792434
>say he's overrated
>you're such a noncomforist!
>how original
Fuck off he's the definition of overrated now cope.
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>>222780720
I genuinely think they just started making up box office numbers after the opening weekend, because for as allegedly popular this movie was, I don't know anyone who went to see it. There was one lady at my office who said she wanted to see it, but she never did because her husband wasn't interested.
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>>222792474
He’s literally the best director active right now. His movies aren’t perfect but they’re consistently entertaining and thought provoking.

Give up the immature contrarian shtick, friend. It gets stale after high school.
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>>222792534
You’re a retard if you actually believe the numbers are inflated. It’s a massive box office success. The 7pm showing tomorrow is sold out, 6 weeks after release kek. Thursday at 7pm is still mostly full
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>>222792551
>He’s literally the best director active right now
I pity you for having such garbage taste. You couldn't pick someone more bland.
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>>222792551
>thought provoking.
ten years on this fucking board.
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>>222792602
Like I said anon, give it up. You sound like my 14 year old. It’s extremely off-putting for an adult to be an edgy contrarian.
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>>222792617
Fuck off dude you're the one who sounds like he's 14 and barely watches films. Seriously I have no respect for any of your opinions on art if you think Nolan is the best director alive. You're NPC.
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>>222792597
where? my city has an imax and it was only sold out on opening weekend, then never again. "imax sold out forever" is literally one of these bizarro shill angles that they've been pushing for this movie ever since it came out even though you can literally go look up times for it in any imax and find out they're lying.
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>>222792597
>The 7pm showing tomorrow is sold out

All of them, in every theater in the world?
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>>222780720
>>our Bronze Age of Bronze is collapsing
Honestly I immediately thought of /tv/ when this hilarious line was uttered. And when the black with american black accent was telling the tale on top of the table
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I enjoyed the movie. Alot of parts felt like straight up comedy. Not sure if it was intended. The ending was easily the weakest part. Still very enjoyable
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>>222792636
Anon. Stop. It’s embarrassing. Maybe get off the internet for a while and calm down?
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>>222792642
>this ultra successful movie that exceeded all projections and is still well attended on day 45 is being shilled!
>it’s not organic no one is seeing it!
Kek fucking weapons grade cope

Say it with me faggot:

CHUDS LOST
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>>222780720
Why are so obsessed with this movie
It was alright, the ending was good, it was memorable I didn’t see what was such a huge deal what the fuck does it matter it’s a fucking movie lol
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>>222780720
>i refuse to believe an objective truth
Yes that’s how schizophrenia works
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>>222792918
Why? I'm fine and know for a fact he's the most overrated filmmaker of the last twenty five years. You don't seem to know the definition of overrated. I'm sorry but your pick for best director alive is uninteresting.
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>>222792943
Chuds can’t handle cognitive dissonance
They were fully convinced this movie would bomb because it has nonwhite people and a transsexual
Of course it succeeded bigly
Now chuds are coping and seething to avoid admitting they were very wrong (like usual)

It’s a difficult thing, being confronted with the reality that everything you believe is wrong. Realizing that you’re the problem. That society (rightfully) despises you.

Chuds are having a very tough time lately. I’d be sympathetic if they weren’t such morally bankrupt, racist pieces of shit.
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>>222792991
That’s…not…how facts work lol
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>>222792999
TRIP TRVKE

CHUDS ETERNALLY BTFO
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>>222792999
You're a socialist simping for a giant corporation.
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>>222793042
Now where did that come from anon? I didn’t say anything about a corporation. Are you reading from a script? Are you a MAGA LLM?

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for zucchini bread
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>>222793015
How do you think being overrated works? His fanboys circlejerked Dunkirk which was bland shit and Tenet which was hot garbage. Now they are enpowered after his Oppenheimer win to declare everything he does masterful. Who else do you even think is in the running? There is nobody else who has been overrated to his level.
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Someone post that milestone jpeg
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>>222792999
I'm not a chud and the movie is lame
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>>222793080
Kek all the comics have been fantastic. Chuds can’t handle it. They’re inventing new stages of grief
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>>222793111
It's nice to know you are praising the movie just to own the chuds instead of it's own artistic worth
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>>222793128
There’s another cope! Caught one in the wild!
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>>222793158
I'm not a chud I simply don't care for Nolan anymore I think he's washed
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CHUDDIE ARE YOU OKAY
WONT YOU TELL US
THAT YOURE OKAY

ODYSSEY JUST HIT A BILL FIVE
AND IT STRUCK YOU
A BIG OL MELTY
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>>222793181
>most successful Nolan movie ever in theaters right now
He’s not! He’s not washed!
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>>222780720
if you didn't make threads complaining about it no one would ever talk about this movie again
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>>222793206
If most successful meant better that would mean the new spiderman movie is the best ever and that avengers endgame is the best movie. He's very washed but audiences love it.
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>>222793191
CAME INTO YOUR APARTMENT
THERES A SHITSTAIN
ON THE CARPET

CHUDDIE DANGLING FROM THE CEILING
HE AN HEROED
CUZ OF NOLAN

CHUDDIE ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY CHUDDIE
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>>222793233
That’s not quite accurate anon. Marvel doesn’t make R rated movies. R rated movies by definition have a smaller potential audience than PG/PG13 flicks. Odyssey getting over $1.5B is an unprecedented success.
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>>222793298
Nolan is a capeshit director who has a large audience because he doesn't usually do R rated movies and it shows since his first R rated movie was so bland.
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>>222793298
>Marvel doesn’t make R rated movies
Deadpool $ Wolverine
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>>222793321
Nolan’s first three movies were R rated kek. Not surprised you didn’t know that
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>>222793352
Good call anon I forgot about Deadpool vs Wolverine, which almost did as well as Odyssey at the box office. Not quite, but almost!
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>>222793356
Well kek. Excuse me for watching his movies like Following and thinking it wasn't rated R becayse nothing about it was rated R.
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>>222793369
My point still stands.
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>>222793377
It actually doesn't. The same audience that paid big monies for the Odyssey paid for Deadpool & Wolverine and Spiderman.
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>>222793377
>>222793383
Disregard I think I replied to the wrong anon
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>>222793383
You said marvel doesn't make r-rated movies. I mentioned dp&w to prove that your statement was wrong. I wasn't arguing with you whether the odyssey is better than spiderman. Hope that helps.
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>>222793356
>doesn't usually do R rated movies
Still is accurate
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>>222783419
imagine ralphie quoting nolans odyssey in the sopranos
>oh eliot, youre so fuckin hot!
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>>222793411
Yeah I wasn't that anon and I thought you were a different anon so don't worry
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>>222787701
your cousin sounds based
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>>222793442
He’s a loser. 31 and still lives with my aunt. Drives a forklift and spends his meager income on nicotine pouches and beer. Donates to turning point USA. Failure of a human being.
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>>222787701
So your cousin is the only sensible person
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>>222793595
No. He’s a chud loser, just like everyone who hates Nolan’s Odyssey
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>>222793258
>>222793191
kek
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>>222793728
It is normal to despise 3/10 movies made for Indians.
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>>222793856
Odyssey hasnt done well in India kiddo
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>>222792534
>I don't know anyone who went to see it.
Here's the proof, folks. This particular anon doesn't know anyone who went to see it. It has to be a conspiracy!
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>>222793951
Sure because all Indians are in Europe and America.
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This format proves that you cannot communicate in a normal manner and just put everything in reductive le ebin 4chan speak
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Pretty funny that Adam Sandler now makes objectively better movies than any of the major film makers hyped by the industry. Even Tarantino has been making nothing but trash. Adam fucking Sandler makes better movies than Tarantino.
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The high IQ doubter understand reality doesn't always follow his desires, accepts he can be wrong and knows when his suspitions do or don't hit the nail. But most importantly, he is able to distinguish between his subjective views and objective reality.
The low IQ schizo doesn't have the emotional inteligence to accept failure. He’ll keep jumping from one paper-thin excuse to another, ad infinitum. No facts, no proofs, no common sense, only denial and insults. Cause, just like a woman, he's purely arguing based on emotions.
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>>222780720
>This reads like a parody of a Christopher Nolan script.
no this leads like a typical nolan script you dimwit
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The left will literally defend anything as long as they believe it’s anti-chud.
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>>222794049
i skipped the movie because i cant take matt damon seriously in anything
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>>222794345
It’s a good movie.
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>>222794363
Yes because you're a retarded zoomer. Shrimple as
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Commentary on America but I don’t know what sea people or the Trojan horse thing are supposed to represent actually
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*mogs Nolan*
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>>222780720
BO numbers were fake
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>>222781639
If people didn't go then how could they have encountered it dipshit? Where were the photos of the theatres being packed? Not a single one, imagine saying the same thing about Minecraft, no one would believe it because there were thousands of videos of it being mobbed out yet this box office smash had literally nothing
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>>222794804
he couldnt even play a convincing matt damon.
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>>222780720
the entire world is living out the plot of the movie gremlins and refusing to deal with it or learn any type of lesson. the movie encapsulates (unintentionally) a benchmark for the type for the societal status quote and a statement to all: the new normal has arrived, this is the type of history that will be taught in public schools and conditioning continues to progress on schedule.
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>>222780720
I tought it was a good movie, everybody i know that has seen it tought so too.
You won't believe it but if you go and watch it you would think so too.



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