Here's your new RoboCop, bro
>>222781297let me guess, new directive: protect black trans women from nazis
>>222781297Stevens is pretty good desu
he was good in The Guesthe can pull it off
dan was awesome in legion. very underrated.
>>222781297He was great in the Guest and Downton Abbey.I'm surprised he is not more popular overall. Not gy or anything, but he looks better than any of the big actors right now and can act just as well.
>>222781297He is great so Im on board
>>222781389Great show
>>222781297It will be about how all the cops are corrupt and he should just listen to a sassy black woman.
>>222781297I rate it "murder all kikes"/10also>2026>RobocopHollywood is an official cemetery of IPs. There was nothing new since 1991.
>>222781378>>222781389>>222781424He had a good role in Walk Amongst the Tombstones too
>>222781356>>222781378>>222781389>>222781431They literally already made a Robocop with an actor I really like that was utter dogshit
>>222781297>robocop tv showi have no idea how that's supposed to work. the movie was so great because it was a sneak peek into a dystopian corporate future gripped by 70s/80s urban decay. the show would have to go full force death wish/taxi driver to hit those same notes. besides that, the more you explain about that universe the more you run the risk of writing yourself into a corner. this is beyond retarded.
yesssdan stevens is god tier, i am now hyped for this
>>222781504There have already been three Robocop TV shows
>>222781540and all of them were dogshit. robocop 2 was dogshit already. the first movie only worked because it didn't overexplain everything. it was pure satire that was just believable enough to be a possible future of 1980s america.
>>222781540Four actually. You are missing Robocop Alpha Command cartoon, its separate from the older animated series
2026 Robocop be like "you have 20 seconds to comply with my pronouns"
>>222781580Robocop 2 is the only followup that made it from "complete dogshit" to "sort of okay" and I give full credit for that to Peter Weller and Tom Noonan
>>222781488He did a good job too, yet his career suffered the most from the flop
>>222781347Let me guess, St. Petersburg office.
>>222781580>robocop 2 was dogshitBetter than the original.
>>222781705No. There is no take contrarian enough for that. It was 5.5/10, making it better than 3 and the TV shows and the remake.
>>222781297he is kino certified
>>222781347Would be based since Dan Steven plays an oldfag Nazi scientist in Onslaught.
>>222781297Fuck this woke faggot. Robocop will be letting black crackhead rapists walk free.
>>222781739>Fuck this woke faggotwhat makes him woke exactly?
>>222781739Nah fuck you and your bullshit. You don't even know what "woke" means.
>>222781297Here's your original Robocop, bro. Dan Stevens will do fine
>>222781624The biggest problem with robocop 2 is how it’s three distinct comic arcs that don’t really belong together. Though the too-many-directives plotline was pretty prescient.
>Dan StevensKino->Amazon Prime seriesDead on arrival lmao. Fuck, this guy can't catch a break.
>>222781778Even Peter Weller himself was terrific and didn't get enough to shineRobocop was legendaryBuckaroo Banzai was a flop, as much cult status as it's gainedPic related is really underrated. It's not as good as The Thing, but what is? It's like, the only other movie in the exact subgenre as The Thing and it's a very entertaining watch
>>222781778>Those lips>That jawlineNot the same.We still don't know the take nor the writing.
Peter Weller wasn't Action hero Material either
>>222781297>Robocop TV seriesAnd (((they))) wonder why their industry is dying.
>>222781724Hating 2 is in of itself is the contrarian opinion.
>>222781726>he's a new character in OnslaughtWow, that's kind of annoying.You know, I have a weird hope that they still just have him show up in the stinger as David. They could actually hide it better now that he's credited as playing somebody else.
>>222782105Not particularly.
>>222781389show fell off bigly but dan was a highlight
He was solid in The Devil in Silver. Nobody watched it unfortunately.
>>222781297Roboslop
>>222782132The director said both movies share the same universe, I bet he will come back as the Guest in the future
>>222782254second season was boring. third was alright.
I honestly thought it be Peter Weller playing Murphy whos regained his humanity teaching the new asian robocop
>>222782514Peter Weller absolutely cannot do the costume and honestly can barely do the voice
>>222781297>episode 1>he gets murdalized>episode 2-7 follow Anne around doing nonsense>episode 8 he becomes robocop and finishes the season
>>222781297He's been awful in everything I've seen him in since he left Downton Abbey.
>>222782514I'm sorry anon Robocop is not gonna live to 80
>>222782542kek, hide those spoilers man
>>222782326He tends to be the best part of anything he’s in.
>>222781297Would watch, but only if they somehow can mimic the exact look of the first movies 80's detroit.
Where do I start with Danny boy? Best show, movie?
>>222782132I thought he was Legion, not Onslaught.
>>222782132times you guested?
>>222782542please no
>>222782326i watched it. it was pretty fun
>>222781297Who asked for this?
>>222783167They couldn't really stick the landing but it had atmosphere and a decent cast. Wonder why they decided to necro "the Terror" tag for it. Don't think that helped.
i love robocop. i have a poster of the first film on my wall right here. stop trying to make robocop a thing. stop trying to reboot it. it's one good movie and then a bunch of crap.
>>222781297Robo's a faggot
>Hobocop>Robocope>Homocop
>i still love you alex>BULLSHIT, YOUR SEX LIFE IS TERMINATED
>>222781580Robocop 2 as a collection of ideas was ok, the pieces were all there to make something interesting. The idea of OCP trying and failing to make a literal second Robocop because a soulless corporation doesn't understand that Murphy's humanity and inherent commitment to justice are the only thing holding him together is a fun concept that should have gone furtherIt just falls apart because there's no connective tissue, the script is meandering and there's no throughline for you to care about, and it doesn't help that most of it's emotional beats are recycled from the first one
>>222781297Somehow I doubt Robocop will be dealing with an accurate depiction of Detroit's criminal base.
>>222782745I haven't seen every single thing he was in and I don't give a shit about Downton Abbey, but he was kino as fuck in The Guest, I highly recommend that movie
>>222783786Robo wants dick
>>222781297>policeman gets only his dick and balls blown of>gets a robotic wiener>Part machine. All Man. Robocock
>>222781297>A modern era Robocop TV showSo sick. Can't wait for an 8 episode season where we won't even see Murphy actually become Robocop until the end of the 7th episode and the 8th will mostly focus on Lewis (who will be black) except for about 5 minutes of Robocop cut in at random points during some big action scene.
I like Dan Stevens, I wish he got better roles
>Robocop gets a budget saving civilian disguise that let's him pass as human so they can save money
>>222782254>>222782407Only real issue I had was it began to drift and focus on the literally who characters that nobody cared about, kind of like padding even though the show itself felt like an intentionally limited run, like most of what Hawley does.Also the CGI was really bad. The acid trip visual effects were amazing, but damn when they used CGI in broad daylight for a pointless action sequence here and there, that shit was noticeable.
>>222784642It is kind of hilarious that the no budget leaf slop TV shows will probably have probably have more action scenes than this.
>>222782521I figured they would have him regain more of his humanity and not be as much of a machine anymore
>>222781297>tv series>streaminginstant pass, movie or go home
>>222784595Jeremy Renner is on the line
Dan Stevens is relentlessly handsome and he fucked Hunter Schafer, which makes him based.
>>222781297DanKino
>>222781477that was such a mess of a wasted opportunity
Actually unfathomably based choice.
>>222781297>Robocop >TV series So it's either gonna be a shitty Judge Dredd ripoff or a shitty "plot driven" mystery show with washed out colors and amnesia where the protagonist accidentally shoots people who try to rob him after his implants activate.
>>222785909take your meds
>>222781297good, all that we need now is that the script not to be woke shit, and we are golden.
>>222786198>Amazon Prime Video
>>222786198it's a show about law enforcement so you wont need to watch much to tell if its going to be woke or not
>>222781488Well the good news is that remake will now seem pretty good compared to this slop. Hopefully Kinoman will get more starring roles as a result.
>>222781378Times you acted like The Guest?
Stevens is good. He deserves better work than he's gotten overall.
>>222781297giv a movie or nothing
are fans of the original Robocop really clamoring for more?
>>222787631robocop may have new fans since they dropped a game
>>222787568
>>222782326>The TerrorAre they just slapping that title on any old shit now?
>>222787819retard
>>222787910faggot
>>222781297Didn't even know this was a thing, I predict the surf dracula route.
>>222787819Still trying to make it an anthology series
>>222787940kek true that
>>222787971>>222787940>>222782542>Robocop S2E08: "Give That Man a Hand">The mayor's race heats up. Bob Morton faces an unexpected challenge in the OCP boardroom. Ellen finds out from the principal that James was holding Nuke. Lewis and Alex may have finally gotten a real break in the Boddicker investigation - but it leads to a confrontation that changes everything.
>>222781297Fuck yes. I love this guy.
>>222781444Unparalleled kino. Also checked.
>>222781297Fuck no. I hate this guy.
>>222782326I did. He was fucking great as always.
>>222781488>Let him keep one hand, but no dick.
>>222787940And don't forget that the age of streaming also evolved it so that the titular character is pretty much barely in the show and it's mostly about some random new literal (female) who that nobody cares about.
>>222788541I will never forget that they made a show called "The Punisher" and it was a show about a tough female muslim cop dealing with sexism and racism in the police department who occasionally crosses paths with The Punisher(every conversation she has with him involves him telling her how much better she is than him)
>>222781297didnt he become a muslim and change his name to Yussuf Isalm or smthn? Is he gona have musical numbers on that show?
>>222781297Robocop needs to have full lips
I have a sexual fetish called robo copping where I get excited by the thought of undergoing surgery to be turned into picrel.
>>222781297why?running out of ideas? but they have AI now, why not try to be original?
>>222782013leviathan wasn't bad, but i'd take another weller scifi over it
>>222788875I am absolutely ashamed for forgetting that kino in my post
>>222781297Doesn't have the face or voice for it
>>222788757kek
>Long, slow moving cgi intro that reveals some vague machinery taking over a human form as flashes of x-rays and MRI scans flash on the screen while a version of the theme song plays in a minor key until the title reveals> R O B O C O P>Episode 1: Stay Out of Trouble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pkCCImiyCsSomeone is doing a fan-edit of Robocop 2 to re-score it with the original soundtrack
what better way to celebrate the Gordie Howe Bridge than by blowing up the old Ambassador Bridge and have the Howe Bridge be an OCP construction
>>222788083I laughed, even though I shouldn't...
>>222788811Kekked and chekked. Me and a friend of mine used to do a comedy sketch called “Robocop.” It was about getting pulled over by a cop who’d just downed an entire bottle of Robitussin.
>>222788083Damn …
>>222781540The first feature length episode of Robocop the Series was based on an unused script for Robocop 2. It kind of becomes a kid's show after that, but there are some enjoyable episodes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpXnsDNLkFQ
I don't know what is the problem with that actor being Murphy/RoboCop. Also, it's a tv show so they are not going to hire a very popular actor.
>>222781297I don't care who the new RoboCop is, dude just gonna be mostly covered by a suit. I care who the new CCP execs are and the new Boddicker gang
We better get kino TV commercials in the series.>6000 SUX>MagnaVolt
>>222789719And Lewis?
>>222781347>implying black trans women need protection from a manDon’t make me cancel you, bigot!
>>222789862In 2026? Lewis is a wash, if they get someone good I will be surprised.
>>222781488He went back to making shitty nordic noir shows. Rant: nordic noir is such trash nowadays, tried watching the one he did recently and it’s always one of two freaking storylines in every singe one: drunk, pathetic middle aged white male detective with muh painful memories and no redeemable qualities was the best detective until muh painful incident and miraculously keeps his job even after repeated, horrible fumbles but is the only one who can solve the case but dies or leaves his job anyway at the end, or it’s wise modern white female who excels in every skill law enforcement needs but has issues with ex-husband/girlfriend a deep secret that makes her even more special and muh painful memories but she overcomes every non-obstacle anyhow
>>222781297I hate this talentless nigger like you wouldn't believe
>>222781378he's awful and the movie is garbage>>222781488he's awful and the movie is garbage
>>222781488>1488
>>222781444>Lauren Tsai Forget she was in season 3.
>>222781297At least he is white
>>222791178First episode criminals burn him. Black face except for flashbacks.
>>222781449Hold up. Do you rate all the hollywood shit with a budget bigger than a breadbox that?
>>222781378He's great and this movie is good
>>222781297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP13Vd4fIoY
>>222791485Unadulterated kinography.
>>222791485This is the only show that actually shows how cool being a telepath would really be - astral battles and shit. Fucking fantastic.
>>222781297He's great. Legion was good for two seasons. He's a good actor. Let him be.
>>222784595Japan already did it.
>>222791622I always figure this place was the digital astral plane and I battle you anons all the time here
>>222791485cringe
