>be khhv throughout high school
>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall
>start sweating bullets
>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere
>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together"
>later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked
>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool
>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)
>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school
>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again
>don't attempt to recontact her
>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since

>>222781323
They do but drunk at parties.

t. collegiate sex haver

>>222781377
literally best case scenario.

>>222781323
They do especially whores that work the midnight shift at a diner.
>>222781377
How autsimo are you

>>222781377
Do you ever wonder if you got her pregnant?

>>222781377
If you ever get nominated to the US Supreme Court, you're fucked.
You literally raped her.

>>222781323
I'm not a good looking guy but I have a couple good looking friends and let me tell you, the world average guys live in is completely different to chads'. If you're handsome and good looking you can be sure that you're gonna be aware of it because pussy would rain on you. Like these friends of mine get so much pussy without even lifting a finger, the women do everything for them. The place doesn't even matter. A party, the supermarket, gym, at a mall, the beach... Women become the chasers and within hours they already fucking if they wanted. You only have to chase when you're average or below.

>>222781323
Nobody tell him

>>222781501
When I was in much better shape than I am now and would walk around in small towns the young girls would unironically stop and start catcalling me because they had never ever seen anything like that before.

And I'm still at least two levels below my university friend who looked just like Johhny Depp and girls treated him like he was Johhny Depp even though he was quite autistic.

>>222781323
even if they do, they don't fuck smelly sweaty alcoholics who wander in from the streets like McNulty did. Turns out it's a TV show

>>222781664
They kinda to though.

>>222781323
Yes
Lesbian I met after an argument with her girlfriend was probably the best piece of pussy I've ever had.
She still calls to hangout occasionally. AKA I rearrange her guts and flood her cunt.

>>222781377
good job I wish I got raped