Eating a good pussy seems fun but I am a virgin.

Americans were conditioned by you know who into a very submissive people

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Did Sean Kleier not want to do a pussy eating scene? How as this overlooked by the producers and writers? Clearly this was known at the time of production?

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>>222781612
Why is eating box so taboo in American culture? They had that entire plot line in the Sopranos where Junior gets made fun of for it.

For me it’s all the internet searches of the whacky ideas to dispose of his family he was having.
>how long do pythons take to digest a meal
>do pet stores near me sell pythons
>how late are pet stores near me open
>how much are pythons

>>222781715
>anal sex
>anal closeup
>anal creampie
>how to dispose of bodies
>are there vulcanoes close by
>big ass anal
>how to kill people easy
>best lube for anal
Ah yes the riveting male psyche

>>222781715
kek was he really planning to dispose off corpses feeding them to a python?

>>222781715
Why didn’t he go with that idea

>>222781570
>ass drunk

Probably the absolute dumbest thing about these threads.

>>222781841
you're just jealous you have never been ass drunk, you can't understand

it's like when you find that 3 up half moon in super mario world and getting your favorite dq blizard the same day

>>222781820
Dumb retard probably thought petstores were like a cartoon where you could go buy a pet cheetah or 15-foot python or whatever.

My theory is that he wanted to kill his wife, not the kids. I assume he snapped, killed her and realised he'd doomed his children to a fucked up life, so he killed them to spare them.
Not condoning his actions btw

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why didn't he just divorce her and pay child support?

>>222781970
Because he's a retard who snapped. He was probably convinced he would lose everything. He had some money. If he got a decent lawyer and did some Jewish tricks he could have gotten out with minimal issues. He geeked out.

>>222782010
i mean you don't get out with "minimal issues" the woman drags you through court for ages making you show financial statements and documents all the time to make sure she's getting all her gibs, but it's better than going to prison

>>222782033
You can if you do it right.

>>222781962
According to Watts' confession, he strangled both of his daughters before he murdered Shannan but actually failed to kill them.

>>222781970
The Netflix doc goes a bit into how his family were completely against him marrying her, I think in that moment where they were arguing about divorce he had a moment of clarity of why his family hated her so much and knew he was fucked, so he killed her as that seemed the only way out
Thinking about it more both kids were “sick” at least according to her and she could’ve pushed that to completely milk him, would take a really good jew lawyer to get out that one

>>222782081
Damn, that's crazy

>>222782081
Really? I thought he killed the one while the other watched and asked if it was going to happen to her.
>>222782108
She must have had a crazy snatch before the kids. She was clearly a nut her entire life.

>>222781814
>volcanoes near me
>how big does a python have to be to swallow a human
>etc.
Along with lyrics to Metallica and other stupid shit.

>>222782108
Look. I can understand killing your wife. They all have it coming. But your kids? No man. No fucking way, man.

>>222781970
>divorce raped and now on the hook for 3 kids who you don't like and don't like you while your ex wife chugs dick on social media and tags you in it

lol no thanks

>>222781570
No amount of false flag spamming this faggot will make it seem worse than Lindsay Clancy

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I would do gay things to Chris
I wish he was my prison bitch

>>222782108
not only were both the girls "sick" all the fucking time and drugged with benadryl every night at 5pm shane-anne had fake made up diseases like "lupus" no lab work no imaging no proper diagnosis of anything on either her or the kids yet she was allowd to be online and sympathy farm for her "diseases" and manipulate everyone

Apparently Chris was a bit of a loser and they were set up together by a work colleague, Shananan was initially not interested, much later after he got /fit/ is when he met the other woman, by all accounts it was weak willed man getting taken advantage of, started getting attention from women, then it all collapsed

>>222782308
>false flag spamming
?? there aren’t any political intents behind talking about the Chris watts documentaries you whacko schitzo, it’s just a funny /tv/ topic like Grizzly Man or Supersize Me

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>>222782152
chris was a fat lonely autistic loser faggot before meeting shane-anne and he asked her out on faceberg (no i'm not joking) so he had his "glow up" while she got worse mentally and physically and more abusive towards him

>>222782335
>Chronic sickness girly
Lmao. It will always be hilarious to me that her hambeast best friend knew something was wrong at 7 in the morning the day after the murders because she hadn't posted on social media in 4 hours. This woman was insane.

>>222782363
It's been a while since I watched a breakdown video on the case but yea it's clear Chris got 0 puss growing up and was autsimo. Insane women pray on those guys.

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>>222782152
From Wikipedia:
>In June 2021, Inside Edition reported additional confessions that Watts had made to a pen pal. In multiple letters, he stated that he had planned the murders for several weeks and claimed that the oxycontin found in Shanann's system had been administered by him in an attempt to end her pregnancy, believing that doing so would make it easier for him to remain with his girlfriend. Watts also wrote that he had attempted to smother his daughters in their beds at home but was initially unsuccessful.

Source with timestamp:
https://youtu.be/68-4_nOL3po&t=85

Granted, this is just something that he wrote in a letter. We do not know if it is true or not, but it would be a very strange thing to make up. I don't know why he would lie about it.

>>222782081
Nope. He decided to off the girls after the older one walked in on him killing his wife.

>>222781689
It's not. It's an izzat thing for brown people.

>>222782446
Yeah, he said that, too. See >>222782420

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>>222782399
yeah lol normally an adult goes "missing" the police don't care unless it's been over 24 hours because adults have free will and it is a waste of police time/resources to try to track someone down only to find out they went camping or to fuck someone behind their partner's back

"my friend hasn't posted a faceberg status update in 3 hours, she's pregnant, send help" that police dept must have been really really slow for them to send out help for that, in Chicago her ass would be cold and dead for a week before anyone went looking.

>>222782414
yeah Chris was /r9k/ forever alone fat fuck loser online chronically stalking local girls on faceberg

I printed out one of these threads like two years ago but then I never sent it to him because prison mail is heavily censored these days and can't allow images or things from the Internet and would probably not even get to him but I do want to pretend to be a hot chick or true crime person and write to him then call him an ass drunk loser

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>>222782335
Yeah this is part of why I believe Chris was fucked, the judge would have had his ass making him support his ex-wife and their “sick” kids for every penny he has

>>222782420
>it would be a very strange thing to make up
People lie about shit all the time in prison, and Chris could be lying just to impress the penpal. Oh no what are they gonna do, try him again?

>>222781689
It’s gay and being gay is wrong anon

>>222782492
i'm in a "no fault" state and my friend is getting divorce raped right now - his wife abandoned the kids she was supposed to be watching to go walk down the street and fuck some random guy in the neighborhood, he did "apple find my phone" and caught her

he has to get mental consoling, pay for daycare, split bills with her, pays her like 2 grand a month and has to take care of his kids bringing them to and from her place several times a week yes she still has parental rights she is trying to get the kid on pills and get my friend to have to pay more and more money and my friend actually has a "good" lawyer

>>222782492
he would have had to pay her legal fees + child support + lifestyle + medical. since she didn't work he'd be on the hook for most of it but still cheaper than a defense attorney

>>222782505
I am not making a positive claim that that is what happened. I'm just saying that Watts said it. Granted, you are correct that people make shit up all the time, but I maintain that it's a bizarre thing to make up. And failing to smother 2 toddlers is hardly impressive.

>>222782467
>yeah lol normally an adult goes "missing" the police don't care unless it's been over 24 hours
This. Chris did not account for how much of a turbo poster his wife was. I don't even think the police department was slow I just think it was obvious chris killed her. If she had just gone missing it would have been one thing but for a man to lose his wife and 2 children and not call the cops while some random friend does is extremely alarming. Didn't the one guy neighbor immediately tell the cops he'd been acting weird. He's probably heard the ass drunk thing a few times already. Prisons have internet these days.

>>222782515
my friend pays 2,200 a month for a fucking toddler in child support. i spoil the shit out of my kids and can't find a way to spend 2,200 on a toddler. that's before medical and daycare lol.

>>222782478
>Sean Kleier as Lifetime Chris: appearing genuinely stressed and worried, and maybe internally terrified, at himself over what he had done, or at knowing he's gonna get caught
>real Chris: ecstatic and relieved they're gone, and convinced that he's nailing it and fooling everyone

>>222782363
Should be standing on a tender.
Kino otherwise.
Should make one of him next to the TV

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>>222782546
>Prisons have internet these days.

He's really limited on what he can access and has to pay out the ass, every email costs money to send, it's not like he can go on here and post with us lol

>>222782548
it's welfare for the stupid cunt bitch woman to buy purses with obv they pocket it and don't use it for kid expenses, which the man also has to pay for anyway, huh why aren't people having babies gov huh idk

>>222782551
real chris was all like >gonna sell my house and move, shit was so cash

>>222782554
mama mia!

>>222782322
Same anon

>>222782582
>mama mia!

Thanks, asshole. I was drinking some aldi's slop soda and almost choked.

>>222782601
How many years have we been having /watts/ generals on here? This shit is always funny in some kind of fucked up way. I'm constantly getting dragged back into paying attention to this case (I mean TV show lol)

>>222782582
>not like he can go on here and post with us lol
I doubt that considering the nogs I've seen straight up posting on Instagram

>>222782546
>doesn't check to see if she has plans
The most retarded murderer.

>>222782622
They get a phone smuggled in by the guards and have to pay thousands of dollars for it and hide it in their ass and nigger rig a live wire to charge it.

>>222782322
He’d make YOU the prison bitch, clearly into giving and I’m sure he’s got quite the skills after all that ass he’s had

>>222782621
Probably a year or two after it happened. Whenever JCS or some YT channel broke it all down. It really is funny in an insane way when you know the whole story. Imagine getting told all the horrific details first and his confession and the odd TV channels that came on while the cop questioned him in the house only to find out he did all this because some whore let him blast it up her shitter. Like, how little pussy did he get all his life and did his wife really cut it off besides when she wanted to have kids? Just an insane life he and multiple other guys like him live.

>>222782621
It's like a dark comedy, but real.
I was watching the spooky stuff about the house the other day. Investigators heard a kids toy and got spooked pretty good

>>222782679
yeah lol anal really isn't that great
like make the ok sign with your fingers then try to stick your boner into that without really moving them to accommodate the disparity between the size of the hole and your dick (unless you have a little ass dick) it's really like just pushing your dick into something with a bit more resistance at first

>>222782679
His wife complained she wasn't getting any from him, so there was something available to him

>>222782623
So funny. I'm wrong about the hambeast freaking out because she wasn't posting but to not know or not think about the person you murdered plans is so retarded. Why didn't he just use her phone to text the friend and check her schedule. What a dunce.

>>222781901
fucking anus is gay, two women have asked and one even guided my pp to her butthole and i said no

>>222782717
>hey yall i'm back from vacation and SO TIRED! lol! I'm totally not dead but I will be OFFLINE for a bit, don't forget to #thriveon and by my MLM slop! Totally ok just tired and not dead once again btw #girlboss

>>222781689
Don't believe everything you see on tv anon.

>>222782732
yeah i had anal with two women in my life, i turned it down from a 3rd

one was actually good but not worth any kind of hassle or problems for, she was attractive and i liked her and did it because she liked it, she was also on heroin and i think that is why she did it because she was so relaxed and fucked up that it was the only way for her to feel something from sex?

the other one was some nerdy chubby girl and she did it probably because she thought it would help "keep me" around longer, it didn't, i also got poop on my dick from her because unlike the heroin girl she couldn't stop eating

>>222782702
It's much better than that imo. Not enough to kill over.
>>222782713
She probably wanted it one way and one way only. If I had to bet she was a starfish who just laid there and didn't even suck dick. I wouldn't be surprised if she would only have sex in pitch because she was grossed out by her post birth body. He probably wasn't allowed to munch box either.

>>222782735
He probably couldn't write it any better if he tried. If he did write back to the hambeast posing as shanane it would probably just be "Hello, this is Shanane, I have to cancel tomorrow. Something came up."

>>222781689
>Looks disgusting
>Smells like rotten fish
>Tastes like salty coins
>Doesn’t make you cum
The only reason to eat pussy if you really want the bitch to stick around

>>222782771
the second girl who asked i was tempted. met her at a strip club but we went on a date. she had a nice ass but we were already fucking raw pussy is safer than butthole plus i didn't want to get poop on my dick. It's never appealed to me. I finished in her pussy and it was one of the best nuts of my life, glad i chose to keep fucking the puss

I really hope Chris hasn't gone prison gay. I hope he's staying strong for all us brothers out here holding it down.

>>222782861
nigga u gay

The poo dick is a big fear desu, I always think to an efukt vid of ass to mouth gone wrong, it cuts out just before she sticks it in her mouth but you can clearly see a big old chunk of poo on his dick

>>222782861
Gay alert.

>>222782467
Chicago isn't the greatest example of a well run city tho fren. that said i live in NYC so not one to talk. Unrelated anyone remember the pepe of this shot, or the one with chris with his hands over his head?

>>222782515
shit like this is why i'm getting a vasectomy. i don't want kids or to be tied to some bitch my whole life but i'm not about to give up condomless creampies either

>>222782538
>I maintain that it's a bizarre thing to make up.
tbqhwy not as bizzare as searching for volcanoes and stuffing them in oil tanks

>>222781570
They also didn't include him DEFENDING HIMSELF against chicken tendies attacks. It changes the entire situation. Not showing that he was ABUSED paints him as the bad guy.

>>222782878
>>222782940
in what world is that even remotely gay

>>222783044
>i hate pussy
gay

>>222783030
I remember some fag got caught killing his wife because he was googling shit like “how to dissolve bodies, how long does it take for a body to dissolve in acid, where to buy acid” and so on and this triggered an alert on Google which goes to the local police, they got there right as he was taking the body out in a bag

>>222783044
>In what world is saying pussy looks gross is gay
You know gay guys say that, right?

>>222782951
yeah i said chicago intentionally because they are notorious for violent felonies getting no police response or hours waiting

>>222782969
kids are fine marriage is fine you have to have discretion and not meet a mlm dumbass from faceberg

>>222783032
2nd degree burns were never entered into evidence, what even was his lawyer doing, he should have gone to trial

>>222783093
we probably need to google shit like this as well as post bomb 911 nsa osama etc remember when we were keyword stuffing after snowden and wikileaks, those were fun days

>>222783093
I remember that but cannot remember the full story.

>>222782284
The man got pelted with chicken nuggies right in the face, you don't know what that can do to a psyche.

>>222781570
I lost all respect I had for the guy

>>222782363
>he was a loser who couldn’t get a wife and a life except when he did

retard alert

>>222783093
boomers are exceedingly retarded, it's hilarious

>>222782467
wtf stayvun was on TV?

>>222782621
since it happened? i think what he did was disgusting but somehow there memes are funny. especially now with all these women simping for the chick version i'm starting to give up on humanity as a whole

>>222783218
Women simp for him too. Women are insane. There's a reason they were kept in check for most of history.

>>222783439
dude's planning on getting married again

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>>222783439
Even some women know how fucked women are

>>222783526
I wouldn't be surprised if he got married and started a podcast when he gets out with her.

>>222782861
>Looks disgusting
Faggot lmao
>Smells like rotten fish
Stop dating women who don't bathe
>Tastes like salty coins
Skill issue
>Doesn’t make you cum
Faggot lmao, having a pussy in your face is hot as fuck

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>>222783526
>dude's planning on getting married again
Tossed aside... Like a tender in the garbage

>>222783600
This. You gay if you don't eat clean puss

>>222783600
Nta but pussy is only gross if the girl is gross.
I wouldn't want to eat one that had miles of cock inside it no matter how clean she is.

>>222782869
He has a black girlfriend.

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>>222782869
>still assdruk in prison

>>222783716
Well duh. That's not what we're talking about.

>>222782771
I always hear about porn stars on opioids and I just don't get it. Your ass will never be tighter than when you're high on opioids, and not in a good way. Not to mention the constipation means you're gonna have a very difficult time with an enema
Did she use a popper or something?

On the other hand your shits are very compact by default, like you're eating a ton of fiber. So maybe that helps?

>>222783843
That's the thing tho, all girls are whores these days and all have had miles of cock.
That's why Chris was trying to crawl up Nicole's perfect booty.
Shame we will never see the nudes she sent him.

>>222783877
There are good ones.
>Nicole's perfect booty
He was definitely one of many guys to blast those holes.

>>222783218
>women simping for the chick version
QRD?

>>222783877
God it feels so liberating to know this and dump my 30+ hag gf who doesn’t want kids for a literal 20 year old big tiddy virgin. You do have to have a big dick to capitalize on this but.

>>222784048
Google it.

Anal “sex” (yes even with women) is disgusting jew degeneracy. If you’d rather sodomize a woman instead of sex with her pussy inches away you’re literally gay.

>>222783875
idk what she was up to and she's dead at 24, rip rebecca you were a real one

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>>222784183
??? fuck jewgle

>>222782363
Is that fucking real no shot lmfao wtf?

>>222784485
no it's ai sloppo like everything now but there is a listing for a real picture frame that was on amazon that used one of his family photos in the listing, i don't have it saved

>>222784048
Lindsay Clancy trial. Woman killed her three kids and tried to an hero. Insane feminists are actually taking her side saying
>but muh women's mental health she dindu nuffin
i wish i hadn't known about it

>>222784528
I was like damn you can just make high quality 3D sculpts from images? That’s cool. But everything is fake and gay I guess…

>>222784588
Woman’s mental health? wtf does that mean or how it excuses murder? Then again killing babies after they’re born is no different whatsoever than killing them in the womb and there’s already a sea of jewish political zealots advocating for that. Eviscerating children from their mother’s womb…. instead of just not conceiving them in the first place…. evil madness.

>>222784588
it's always amazing when these cunts have no problem killing others but hesitate when it comes to do themselves in, they should all fry, what do we benefit from keeping them around?

vid/story related: https://www.ky3.com/2025/06/16/couple-charged-2022-death-child-springfield/
I had a "professionally" interaction with this cunt, she tried to pretend to be crazy, we saw right through it.

>thread is autosaging………….
I’m going to go make a couple of low effort threads to kill some Oddessy/obsession/marvel threads if we can’t have a Chris one.

>>222784636
They are using it as a spotlight on postpartum mental disorders, the defense is claiming not guilty by insanity due to postpartum psychosis, aka she can't be held liable. Women are not serious beings and i'm tired of pretending otherwise. Do yourself a favor and don't look into it, some of the supporters are truly sick, it'll just make you hate women or if you already do it'll make you hate them more
>>222784654
jesus

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FUCK YOU HOTPOCKET

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