>you wouldn't believe me if I told you>try me>He's standing right behind me, isn't he?>That sounded better in my head>I don't need another speech by some impotent wackjob whose mother didn't love him rationalizing why he needs to conquer the universe!>oOoOO that's gonna leave a mark>Read. My. Lips: NO!>Eaaasssy big guy>Wow. Just. WOW.>You and what army?>Yeah, science Baby!
>>222782789>>Yeah, science Baby!Name one movie that says this
>you just don't get it do you ?
>>222782826NTA but it's said in nuTrek a lot
>In english please
>>222782826Project Hail Mary
>>222782883I hate that one
>>222782789>the [insert well known word]-wha?
>Now if we're done measuring dicks here...
>NO! If you kill him, you're no better than he is!
>men are arguing>tough girl walks in>"ladies, ladies calm down"
>You got some balls showing your face around here after what you did
>>222782789>Girls get it done!
>protagonist! my office! NOW!
>>222782789>you wouldn't believe me if I told you>try me>Eaaasssy big guy>You and what army?I have no problem with those
"I'm getting to old for this shit"-protagonist, age 28
>so, um, THAT just happened>that's not a thing>apparently that's a thing now
>>222783610TBF by 28 you start valuing not having crazy adventures
>Did i just do that?!
>now this is the power of math!
>will they, won't they
>Don't move or I'll shoot this guy's brain all over the fuckin floor!!>Go ahead! I don't even like that guy
>WE GOT COMPANY
>>222782789>Well so much for that! What's your plan B?>Plan B? THAT WAS PLAN B!
I had one the other day but I forgot :(
name 3 moviesyou literally cantits Mandela Effect shit
>>222782883>>222783210this never happened in a serious way. its always a reference or parody to scenes that barely ever happened.
>I'm sorry! I didn't think->That's right, you didn't think.
>Kowalski, does anyone else know about this?>No sir. I called you as soon as I realized what was happening>You did good. *shoots him*
>That went well
>So... why did you call me to this place?>What? You're the one who called me.>It's a trap!