So, I hear you biggers have been using this site to attack the differently abled. That ends today. Other option?! /tv/ finds out why they call me Mister WARwick...
>>222783096small power small power!manlet and midget alliance
>>222783096Imagine seeing Warwick Davis shopping at the mall before Christmas. You run into him on the third floor, carrying dozens of bags that are far too heavy for his stubby little arms and puny fingers. He's struggling, sweat is pouring off his deformed little forehead as he tries to get his gifts home for his family. You feel the rage build up in you, looking at this decrepit little gnome pulling all these bags, making little grunts in his stupid little high pitched voice. Unconsciously, you find yourself striding towards him, with venomous intent in your eyes. He catches sight of you approaching, his tiny freak head lifts slightly, you can see the fear in his eyes like a zebra looking at a lion on the hunt. In an instant, you grab him by his tiny legs and begin walking over to the balcony that overlooks the mall floor, Warwick too weak to fight back, only whimpering. Three floors up is a good height to a human being, but to this imp? It might as well be the Grand Canyon. You lift him over your head like a sack of potatoes and you toss the little midge over the edge, and you hear his goofy high pitched yelps as he falls. He smacks his head off a cupcake kiosk, his tiny brains splattered all over a group of Chinese tourists like a Jackson Pollock painting, the elves from the nearby Santa Claus chair rush over, thinking one of their own has committed suicide again. In this moment, you feel triumph.
MIDGE FUCK
>>222783096I have a trilogy of gangsta rap albums all about warwick davis being harassed by an aggressive green alien only he can see that throws bananna's at him and slowly ruins his life, some of the tracks are kino of the highest order
>>222783275>REAL LIFE GREMLIN CAPTUREDWhy did this make me laugh?
>>222783275post them pls
>>222783240
shit i guess the catbox link dont work anymorethinks they are spam, anyone know another method of linking Mp3's?
>>222783434IMAGINE
>>222783455don't let your dreams be dreams
>>222783448damn i really want to share some of these tracks, does anyone know an alternativve to catbox? apparently the raw links are spam or something
>>222783448>shit i guess the catbox link dont work anymore>thinks they are spam,Just use (dot) instead of posting the link directly.
>>222783200The perfect copypasta
>>222783096>So, I hear you biggersThis shit makes me laugh every time I see it
>>222783096SMASHED
>>222783719...and?come on, don't leave me hanging
>>222783096I'd nail him by his braces to the wall, then he'd have to hang there kicking his little legs and crying while I fucked his big-titted daughter up the arsehole in front of him, pulling out at the last moment to ejaculate all over his dwarven face.
>>222783144>>222783200Blessed sequential dubs.
>>222783096
I loved the ep where Cartman beat the shit out of him
bumping the only good thread on this board
Do you guys ever wonder if the Leprechaun movies are just Warwick Davis's way of acting out his juvenile revenge fantasies against people who are bigger than him (i.e. everybody)?
>>222783737SMASHED AND SLAMMED TO THE GOUND
>>222783096*punts into orbit*
>>222784166>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222784185I chuckled
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
>>222783240Name of the movie?
>>222784624Skinned Deep (2004)
>>222783096>biggerslost lol
>>222784624Movie?
>>222784624it's an extended scene from the FotR where Gandalf just starts wailing on Frodo because he can't stand what a dumb, short shit he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVhHInONmrs
>>222784658Thank you anon!>>222784672We all wish that, I know...>>222784711I laughed pretty hard at this.
>>222784711>I light all these fireworks because it's hilarious how they can blow one of you little freaks in half in an accident
I'd like to take Warwick on a helicopter ride with his son. We'd laugh and joke together. I'd tell Warwick about how much I've enjoyed spending time with him. I'd tell him he should be proud of his little boy and that both of them are incredible human beings. I tell him that this young lad has an inspiring future ahead of him. I'd thank him for a wonderful day. I'd then open then door, grab both of the gremlins, and dangle them over the cabin's edge. They'd cry, scream, and beg for mercy. Oh, music to my ears. I'd tell Warwick to tell his little boy that he loves him, for it's the last time he'll ever get to do so. Warwick begs to no avail. He eventually realises how steel my resolve is. 'Son... Harrison. I lo--' the little bastard croakes out before I let go of the mutant son. As he falls Warwick can only look on in horror as his little boy dangles and flails as he hurdles toward the earth at breakneck speed until he hits the rock hard ground and splats into pure goo. I look down at the pile of mush below us and smile. I take a deep breath of pure joy and then look straight into Warwick's teary eyes. Then I let go of the midge too.
We have methods of dealing with...you people.
>>222785522>JUST fuck YOUR shit uplegendary redemption arc
>>222783096>to fulfill DEI requirements, CODE has taken on a new agent>the shortest agent in the organization's history>Agent MIDGET>...and he transforms into Lord MIDGET using the Short capsem>Nightmares aren't afraid of him and the other agents use him as a distraction while they handle the real dirty work
>>222783096I’m gonna say it… still way less of a shithead retard than Dinklage 100%
Someone PLEASE post the uranium pasta
>>222785733How I would love to lock Warwick Davis into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-238 inside for an hour or so. I would get someone to drag him out and watch as he starts puking and stumbling over his pathetic midget leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take him to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting him to rest, pretending to look after him and ensuring him that he would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting little goblin will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from his now burned and necrotic flesh, his internal organs failing and his chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering imp and tell him it gets worse before it gets better. As he gets to his final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that i lied to him the whole time and that he is going to die. The demonic pipsqueak starts bawling his beady eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. He begs to be put out of his mercy, but I ignore his pathetic whines and start peeling his bubbling mottled skin from his tiny arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into his disproportionate midge-mouth. I get a bucket of his own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into his raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this satanic little munchkin to expire.
>>222785759GIGA ZASED THANKS ANON
>>222783240Was using the whole fist really necessary? A pinky would have sufficed.
>be Mengele>soviet shits are already on their way coming to burn, kill, rape, and eat everything in sight in no determined order>mere hours until they will be upon the camp>can only take what can be physically carried and flee>clothes, rations, visa/passport, cash>shit what else I can practically smell the borsht and vodka on the breeze>ah yes>my prize midge boiling videos>throw out the family album to make room>gtfo
>>222783096>differently abled
>>222786356>Get caught>Beria sees your tapes>Stalin immediately pardons you and gives you a job
bumping the best thread on this board
>>222783144Imagine trying to explain to Warwick Davis that because of hypergamous inflation, you are also (sexually) disabled, because of your height (5’8.5”). At first, he was interested, because he always likes meeting a fan, and has a lot of time for advocacy for those with hidden disabilities. He had assumed you were autistic, but now, there is a slow dawning comprehension of horror on his face, as he realises who you really are. You are trying to explain that fourth reich feminism (because that’s what you call it) has decided that you can’t breed because you are a sub five, when he gently points out that he was able to marry, and propagate. That does it. You grab him by the shoulders and easily hoist him bodily from the ground, gripping him so tightly that he yelps with pain, shaking him so hard that he will set a record for the oldest patient ever admitted for shaken baby syndrome. Then you begin calmly explaining that it’s all the fucking jews fault.Before he throws up all over you shirt, Warwick manages to stutter out that he’s made his feelings about the holocaust clear in his film, “the seven dwarfs of Auschwitz”. You realise this he has been controlled opposition from the start, and drop him. The fall from your shoulder height is massive for him, and he breaks both ankles and a hip as he falls. His screams of agony ring out. A furious onlooker tells you that she’s called the police. Of course she has. This is exactly like every time you tried to advocate for your right to make love to woman. Of COURSE the police are coming. You break out into peals of mad laughter. You glance around for a way out, and see it. They’re not going to take you alive, you gloat to yourself, as you stretch your legs towards the ledge.
I fucking love Warwick Davis. His show was the funniest shit I've ever seen out of the UK and it deserved 10 seasons. What I would give to have a movie where aliens invade and only Warwick Davis can save the day alongside his humorous band of friends. I want to meet him and shake his hand and tell him how much I love him.
>>222785522
>>222787003killing midgets should only give you half of a life sentence
How do you text somebody with 4chan? I can only view and make text posts and attach images. Is it some weird setting? How lethal is it?
>>222783539>>222783448vocaroo
>>222787275Post a pic of yourself with a timestap, Warwick, and all shall be revealed
>>222784624Britain's Funniest Home Videos
I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.
>>222788441>>222788463>both deleteddid one of the good guys get b&?
>>222783096Hmmmmm….midge!
these are still good for a laugh. I don't know if you should need a license to post such things ethically but I'm enjoying the moment. Don't bring me down by telling me a psychopath did Fridge the Midge for real.
>>222783895>warwick playing guitar
>>222784011Thank you I was searching for this for months
As a kid growing up I had a Fisher Price castle set, with gold knights and black knights. It was the coolest thing. There was a cannon on the castle and a trap door, the soldiers had a ton of variety, I loved that toy. I’d like to put Warwick Davis on that playset (he’s barely larger than the toys that fit with it) and put him through the ringer. Drop the drawbridge on him. Toss him from the walls. Throw him in the dungeon. Finally, I’ll launch him from the cannon and fire the plastic rock at whatever remains.
someone post the picture of Warwick proving string theory
>>222789757A psychopath did, but the midge simply ate all his ice cream and drank all his beer, the added girth let him brace against the fridge, forcefully stick his little feet out from beneath it, then he ran away wearing the entire fridge. When he was rescued he was suffering from severe freezerburn but was otherwise unharmed, and that man's name was Danny Devito.
>>222791331warwick would've used the fridge as a weapon
