If they spitroasted her in this scene instead of awkwardly kissing by accident this movie would be goated.
>>222784760Have to appeal to disgusting faggots and push the homo agenda rather then make a fantasy film for teen girls and adult women who never stopped being teen girls.
>>222784760I'll never respect any show that even implies a MMF threesome. Pure demoralization
>>222785749If there are more dicks than pussies, it is gay.
>>222785749>>222785766lol I bet you virgins would jump at a chance for an mmf threesome if it meant you got to finally touch a girl
>>222785838Not everyone here is a virgin and you aren’t some sex guru just because you blow anything that buys your fat ass a drink.
>>222785860I'm a virgin.
>>222785749I grew out of my running a train phase. The last MMF was a birthday gift for a friends mid girlfriend who always wanted one. Eiffel tower and a DP later and he's smoking the last of the weed while I'm putting in work on her pussy. They're still together and she occasionally calls. Was fun but not something I'll do anymore.
>>222786004what is Eiffel tower?
>>222784760so tired of this fucking goblin
>>222785949Don’t lie.
>>222784760They were gay, did you miss the point?>>222785838I was proposed 2 times and I said no cause that's kinda gay
>>222786054chicks gets fucked by one and sucks the other while lying down
>>222785860thats a lot of assumptions for one post, keep seething lol
>>222786136Why would I lie about being a virgin?
>>222786220wtf this have to do with Eiffel tower? I get two girls riding your dick and face kissing, that looks like a pyramid, but this doesnt, at all
>>222786332He forgot the most important detail, doing the eiffel tower is the men giving eachother a high five while spitroasting a woman. She is also not lying down but on her knees and hands.
are you allowed to kiss ur bro while ur spit roasting the groupie
>>222786237>>222785838Laughing at your own posts is a sign of insecurity and low iq. I know exactly who I’m dealing with. Let me ask you this, do you have a reinforced wicker chair and listen to call her daddy?
>>222784760>two guys would rather kiss each other than kiss ZendayaThis is not the win that the filmmakers think it is.
>>222786004I love these posters. Reminds me I'm sharing a board with some backwoods yankee degenerates. Sort of people who have drug addictions and know someone who was shot to death and another who was a Juggalo or something. Based.
>>222786420> Laughing at your own posts is a sign of insecurity and low iqcitation neededyou have no idea who youre talking to retard, and your attempt to act like you do just comes off as pure seetheim literally lmao’ing @ my post and ur life
>>222785838You're literally having sex with a man. That's pretty fucking gay.
>>222784760>Ever been with a black woman? I'll show you the whole alphabet of hepatitis.
>>222785838You're more depraved than you may realize.
>>222786473You're a double digit IQ street shitter from some disgusting inbred hellhole no one gives a fuck about.When chinkmoot bans india everyone will be able to talk like normal human beings rather then spend half of our time talking to retards who barely understand the language but will argue for hours that we are wrong when using it.
>>222786587Define "with"
>>222786370>doing the eiffel tower is the men giving eachother a high fiveThat's why I said >>222786177>I said no cause that's kinda gay>>222786451That's at the ending of the first arc. When the academy tennis flashback starts, the two guys are practically an elderly gay couple. The way they move, the way they talk, dress, do little things for each other, it screams GAAAAAY. Also, a few sequences later, Zendaya's character is introduced, has her tennis match, wins, screams when her opponent gives up. That ties with the end of the movie, when the challengers final ends as the two guys embrace. She screams the same way cause the game is over, they're both dumping her.
>>222784760>she's so hot i'm going to fuck my (male) rivali hate jews more than you can even believe
>>222786733Holy turbotriggered, did that anon hit close to home?
>>222786563How many cats do you have?
>>222786770No. I'm pissed for other reasons so I reacted to you in an appropriate manner. But it's obvious to everyone that I described you and your ilk perfectly.
>>222786733That anon was being complimentary, freak.
>>222786755So they were rivals but she used her mutt powers to get them to 69?
>>222784760I totally agree
Another movie I'll never watch, great job Hollyweird.
>>222785838LOL. I don't even fap to humanoid figures anymore, you lightweight.
>>222786788two cats and one dog who make great companions for my two kidsgo ahead and try to spin that negatively since im sure being able and willing to care for others is probably a foreign concept to you, but why not tell me how many women youve slept with?
>>222787066So you are a single mother?
>>222786054It's very very gay. Better to not know.
>>222786420>reinforced wicker chairI remember that interview, anyone have the link?
>>222784760Linda negrita-
worst ending i've ever seen. and luca is a fav of mine.
>>222785838One hell of a self report
>>222785838I've slept with over 50 women. Had multiple 3 somes, one with two asian chicks and one was mmf with my a long time friend with some chick we met in hot tub at an apartment complex one night and another time, same dude with a chick we met a taco bell drive thru and one 4some with another dude in college and two navy sluts we met a bar. It was ok, the two asian chicks was best by far
>>222787311actually there was another 4some I forgot about with one chick and 3 dudes but she just blew all of us one at a time, but no need to be derivative
>>222787132>dodging the questionnot a woman and happily married, keep trying retard lmao
>>222785838No, ive never been with a woman and thought>you know whats missing? another cock.
>>222787387>No, ive never been with a womanwe know
>>222787387I mean it isnt like you plan it. Two bros out drinking and you run into some slut and it aint no fun if the homies cant have none kinda thing.also I forgot about 3some I had with another guy, but again we just took turns, not same time or anything.
>>222785838nope, i prefer doing it with a girl i love and vanilla is best.i tried mmf threesomes btw, tried taking and giving it.threesomes and such only feel good for <1% of people, most of the time it's awkward
>>222787355If you are a male you should be helping the virgins on this website, not trying to make fun of them for hooking an Alexa up to a fish robot, so you’re either lying or just some boomer asshole that can fuck off back whence you came.
I wish I had a bro I could DP some whore with.
>>222787722lollmaowhat would you have me do? offer my incredible wisdom that will finally get you laid? track you down and be your personal wingman?? no wonder youre a seething incel
>>222785749>I'll never respect any show that even implies a MMF threesome.It only works as a comedy element.
>>222787490Mr. Bootyloose over here
>>222785838You'd bet wrong. Your logic makes no sense, if someone is that desperate for sex they're less likely to be a virgin. Virgins are more likely to have unrealistic standards
>>222784760she would need the whole 69ers to be satisfied what a queen
>>222788174I don’t want your advice, look where it got you. You come on an anonymous Bolivian buttfucking forum to rip on those you should be helping since you’re such a ladies man. Why don’t you go bond with your children or hang out with your “wife” make sure to zip up first though.
>>222788525im shit posting from work kiddo, dont you worry your pretty little head about meif youre still gonna try to drive home this “you should be helping us” point, just tell me what kind of help you think i can/should give
Is this the... Fuck Zendaya thread?
>>222789045do you think you got it?
>>222784760>she is getting banged by other guys in every movie>Holland is getting banged by other guys in every movie or at least does cross dressingWhat the fuck is wrong with this married couple?
>>222789071I'll make anybody cum
>>222784760>spitroastedI don't know what that means.
>>222789071He is gay and she is a beard.
>>222789104Not the men. That came of as gay. I'm not a kike
>>222789122>>222789104this still works out
>>222786755bro if the hottest woman you knew was zendala, you'd probably go gay too
>>222789143This guy doesn't like me. He's been chasing me around... karl marx
>>222786370>She is also not lying down but on her knees and hands.It doesn't really matter how she's positioned, as long as there's a dude on either side, high fiving. It's also known as an A-frame, and I would file it under the general category of spit-roasting.
I fear she’s to rich and famous to ever do really hot sex scene.
>>222789190If she is lying down while they high five the shape is more like a pyramid instead of like the eiffel.
She can’t carry a movie and her 180 million followers don’t matter as Challengers flopped at the box office.
The movie needed $140 million to break-even with the 2.5 rule and it flopped with $96 million.
>>222789174I would sink all 9 fat inches into Zendaya and not pull out unless the future king of england and a swat team pulled me out.
>accidentA jew was involved in the making of this film, no? There was no accident.
>>222789282I'll pray for your lack of taste
>>222784760>>222785612There's this scene in Transparent where a woman takes acid and goads two guys into spit roasting her but because she's high she vocalizes her thoughts about how "wow, it's like...you're fucking him....and he's fucking you...through me....it's like I'm helping you...wow.." and they get grossed out and don't do it. So, it could've worked. I think Luca just wanted to be gay because he's gay.
How do I convince a girl to force me, against my will, to kiss and sex a cute boy?
>>222789394>you're fucking him....and he's fucking youOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>222789394There a scene in American Horror Story. The cult one. Where the main character fucks a dude in the ass while the dude fucks his sister. It was pretty kino.
>>222789390I pray every night to taste her perfectly manicured cunny.
>>222789020Idk just don’t be a dick and call people virgins for building cool shit? That’s what I try to do.
>>222787425holy shit such a reddit wannabezinger lol+1 updoot stranger! :^)literally kill yourself liberal nigger
>>222785838What a faggot
>>222785838Well yeah no shit of co-Oh yeah for the woman yeah totally
>>222789838building cool shit? what the fuck are you talking about
>>222789772She's not cute or funny. How are you more cringe than pedos?
>>222784760So use AI and make your dreams cum true
>>222790185>patronize someone for posting a “reddit zinger” by posting your own zingerwanna know how i know youve never touched a woman before?
>>222789772
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>>222784760The dude who wrote this movie is involved in the new Spiderman that just came out as "Additional Literary Material"
>>222784760>>222785612I just came up with a comedy version of this scene. She “doms” them into kissing, they realize that they’re both gay and we’re only attracted to her androgynous ass. They proceed to getting busy without her like she’s not even there. She gets pissed off because they’re not paying any attention to her and leaves. I’m calling it the Jonah Hill.
>>222792399We call them kikes here.
>>222785838Not even when I was a virgin but nice projecting
>>222785838Projection, virgin
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>>222792796I would, brutally hard
>>222789754That sounded cool but this is the absolute worst wikipedia page I have ever read
>>222792796Love the dark parts, imagine eating her.
>>222792796Tommy needy choccy
>>222786387yes, they call it the eiffell tower
>>222786054gay new term for spitroast.it doesn't even make sense.
>>222792796brown butt
>>222795305>newBud, it's been in use for well over 20 years. The oldest definition on urban dictionary is from 2003. But I.bet it got used in the 80's.https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel+tower
>>222792796>Holland looks at this and tells her to put on strap-on.
>>222795532>urban dictionaryfake and gay.
>>222784760Nobody in the cast/dir is straight
