This is twilight for men.
I was talking with my boomer colleague about how awesome these movies were just the other day.
>>222785578Nah, she's cute, but nah.
>>222785578Not really. Twilight was all about Bella being a Mary Sue. In comparison almost everyone in Underworld hates Selene. They don't trust her, they ignore everything she says. The vampires and werewolves are duking it out regardless of what she's doing. Even the main focus of the movie isn't even her, its Michael and what he represents or can offer. Not to say she doesn't do her part...when she's not getting slapped around
>>222785578Werewolves > vampires
>>222785578basically yes
>>222785780>Not really. Twilight was all about Bella being a Mary SueHow about this guy (forgot his name) that turned into vampire-werewolf at the end?
>>222785851Not a mary sue. He's just the target. One faction wants to kill him, the other wants to use him
>>222785578It’s for men though so it’s cool. I actually found the logic of these movies very satisfying. Her power level increasing made sense.
>>222785780the fact that you and most forgot his name proves it wasnt about him or about him being a Mary Sue.it was all about wanting to fuck goth Kate Beckinsale in latex, and the movie knew that which is why posters made sure we know its about her and not about the guy you cant name
>>222786045What do you mean? I literally wrote Michael right in my post. You obviously can't read
>>222786075i replied to the wrong post
>>222785780Michael is the Gary Stu because it's male Twilight. He has a hot goth vampire dommy mommy who loves him and protects him.
>>222787538>>222785780Less a Mary/Gary Stu and more a self insert like Bella
>>222785578You are correct.And Sopranos is The Bold and the Beautiful for men.
>>222785578Sneed
>>222785578twilight is ok. my wife wants to watch it every couple years and I don't mind watching it with her. that it gets her horned up something fierce is a nice bonus.
I demand Lilly do a reboot and crossover with ever Anderson in resident evil.
i hate the vampires. lucian was super cool
A 90s accurate vampire.the masquerade needs to be made.
>>222785851the guy who's like the messiah of vampwolf kind and then they just sort of kill him off then make 5 more movies without him?
>>222788113>lucian was super coolhard to believe it's the same guy who elsewise plays nothing but ambiguously homosexual characters. also hard to believe he got to fill prime kate beckinsale with gallons of cum until she got pregnant and had his child.
>>222788267It’s easier to see when you see his twilight character
>>222788301I completely forgot that he played both a vampire and a werewolf.
>>222788113yeah he was
>>222788267Hard to believe he got cucked by the director and just walked away
She called him "Daddy". She has his cheese floating in her.All women keep the DNA of past lovers in them.
>>222785578>twilight for men.Thats what Inuyasha is.
>>222785578Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. No idea how it spawned one sequel let alone a franchise
>>222789717Inuyasha is not for men dude...
>>222785578>>222789717Twilight for men is the video "game" Dispatch. It has super powered beings vying for a mary su/gary stu technically non-powered being
>>222790648first one is good second one is worse, anything after that is dogshit
>>222785578Twilight is twilight for men. It's made for us, clearly. Idk why we didn't immediately take those films over as ours instead of letting the teenage girls have it.
>>222789717>for menYou think the show about a super special chosen one normal high school girl who gets sucked into another world and gets a magic 500 year-old prettyboy angst-ridden tsundere wolfboy boyfriend... is for men?
I love both Twilight and Underworld. They both have amazing "firsts" and it gets steadily worse as it goes on, yet never enough to not finish.They're both perfect "watch 1 movie a night for a week" picks.
>>222785578Watching twilight was like watching a part of my life leave me forever. I will never get those moments back. The high price a man pays just to be polite.Underworld was watching prime Kate shooting bad ass fucking werewolves while some dip shit go to be isekai'd with her instead of me.
Maybe an Underworld sequel while Kate is still alive?
>>222791264
I was talking with my zoomer colleague about how gay these movies were just the other day.
This was pure male fantasy
>>222791264She looks formaldehyded, it's better than looking bogged, which her surgeon managed to avoid, but it's still not good.Post wall women can be hot but they have to look somewhat natural and their age
>>222792209everyone used to make fun of the mega facelift victims but then bogging became so much worse
Awful. This is Dolly sundown
>>222785578>Under WorldWhat is it about?
>>222792285Vampires and werewolves.
>>222785578That … is crazily accurate.
>>222792285latex mostly
>>222792235Yeah, everything is getting worse
>>222791264She fought the undead only to become the undead herself.
>>222791264why is she wearing meat curtains
>>222787850Boomer daddy does love his soap operas, HBO used to know
>>222785780the male self insert was the hybrid *teleports behind you* which prime Kate Beckinsale loves and fucks.
>>222788179if you watch the behind the scenes he was weirded out about doing sex scenes with Kate and her cuck director husband watching.
>>222788267he actually has a huge range, he plays bad guys pretty well too
Her hybrid daughter played by the slut India Eisley should have been the star of the next Underworld trilogy
>>222792209the only way to dodge the wall is to be chubby. worked for jennifer tilly and any other sexy hag you can think of. there are no attractive older women who are slim.
>>222792285Fighting demons and monsters in underground dungeons.
>>222792660I hate fatness. Her doughy arms are disgusting.
>>222792660Creepy wine aunt with haunted pushy. Yucko
>>222789717Inuyasha is comfy, but it's quite clearly a shoujo.
>>222793293Blogpost:I use to have a receiver so i could get cable from the main tv into my room (so long as no one changed a channel), i use to fall asleep to inuyasha playing on cartoon network with my crt tv on a timer. I have 2 "comfy" memories of my childhood, that's 1.I am too scared to watch it now as it might ruin that memory. So i often just listen to the ending themes (shaggy version sometimes).
>>222793345There was a time where I'd fall asleep to it too. Good show for it unless Shippo has a scene. A version without Shippo would improve the show's rating by an entire point tbqhwy. >So i often just listen to the ending themes It had some great EDs
>>222787538>hot goth vampire dommy mommy who loves him and protects him.That's what I loved about the series. Very rare to see the woman saving and protecting the man.
>>222792660Would. But have you seen Halle Berry? Very skinny but absolutely gorgeous.
best werewolf designs
>>222792240I hated what they did to Michael's face. I know they stated that he was 'too human' in the first one so they tried to monster it up but it just looks retarded
