Uhhh how about a box of hard socks

A used Magnum condom. Take it or leave it.

>>222786173
>my son, fat fuck

>>222786236
he's dead

>>222786173
Your hair.
$1000 for it.

it's an ancient chinese sword

>Hmm, I don't know anything about these ancient chinese swords but let me call up one of my friends, he is an expert on ancient chinese swords and he can come tell us a little more about it

>>222787374
>chinese sword expert arrives
>yep i can tell you this is a legit ancient chinese sword

>>222787415
>so how much does this thing cost?
>I've seen them auction for anywhere from $5,000 to $15,000
>I'll give you $1,500.
>come on, how about $4,000?
>I'll tell you what, I can go $2,000 and not a dime more
>........ok, you got a deal
>I'm a little disappointed, I thought it would be more but I'm gonna take this money and take my wife for a nice weekend in Myrtle Beach.

>>222787781
Why does anyone sell them anything when an auction house will get you twice as much?

>>222787833
Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame. If they don't agree to the price, they won't be put in an episode.

>>222787920
There's been plenty of instances of them not making a deal.

>>222787833
Anon, it's Vegas. If these people thought ahead they wouldn't be at the shop in the first place. Also it's fake bullshit. But I love how the sexo book lady turned out to be an evil slut or something I forget the story

>show up with some shit to pawn to make a quick buck so you can go have some fun
>this bald fuck starts yammering on giving you the whole historical perspective
fuck off man just give me the cash

>>222787967
This. The anon you’re replying to is genuinely retarded

>>222786173
Battle Toads

>>222787920
its a tv show. This like watching Star Trek, the show is TV-PG rated and you explain:
> If something gruesome happens to a crew member during an away mission, they won't be put in an episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvu6APT3JLY