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Possibly the worst movie ever made
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I was really hoping it would be good, I'm a total UFO schizo but this was complete dog shit from start to finish, not a single good moment
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>wot if humanity knew there were aliens out there

It took us into the 1970s to find out that there weren't alien civilizations living in our own the solar system. People literally thought that Mars had canals all over it and the US did a radio broadcast blackout in 1924 to try and listen for Martian signals.

The idea that ayys will change shit is a modern fairy-tale and Spielberg rapes kids.
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I gave it a chance. Twice.
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>>222787219
So you've only seen 5 movies? Go watch Crispy or A Teenage Tragedy.
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>>222787219
Emily blunt in mommy mode is sexy as fuck
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>>222787219
>Luk tuk cluk cluk tluk kuk lukuk

Sounds of a surgical chisel reshaping her cranium. Meta when you think of it.
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>>222787378
You have to understand this movie particularly mindbroke low-IQ schizos because they thought it was predictive programming and Spielberg was going to actually disclose the existence of real aliens or something
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>>222787344
I think the most concerning part isn't necessarily the "aliens exist", but rather "aliens know more about the nature of reality than we do and could potentially reveal that information". Finding out this is some sort of "simulation", the existence of parallel realities, or the confirmation of a supreme being / after life is society breaking.

The film to me felt like it is missing a whole layer of exposition that was intentionally left out to avoid creating any legitimate disclosure along those lines. Why did the alien artifact work the way it did, why were the aliens abducting people, why did the secret society have so much power over the military, why did they want aliens to not be revealed, etc. Turned it into another boring spielblerg run from the men in black slop. We got that in a much better form with taken way back in the 00s
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thank you mr speelburg
very cool
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>>222787773
It's like War of the Worlds on crack
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>>222787219
This movie made Christians question their faith.
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>>222787773
kek what the fuck is this
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>>222787219
>gawk gawk gawk gawk
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>>222787773
>Yakety_sax.webm
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>>222787219
>listen
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>>222787773
damn he fell off so hard
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Shockingly bad movie from Mr. Kike. Munich was his last kino.
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>>222787773
This is the single most interesting and dynamic shot of the movie btw.
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>>222787219
Too fucking generic. Aliens portrayed as "big brothers" or angels is fucking disgusting.
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>>222787219
>Alien language is nigger tongue clicking
What did Sheckleberg mean by this
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>>222787773
>Benny Hill theme plays
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>>222788289
Tongue-clicking languages are probably the most alien-sounding languages there are. And have you seen how they spell the names in those languages?

But anyway. Anyone know where I can watch the best scenes of this movie? I'm a sucker for Roswell Grey movies but this movie seems overall mediocre and I really just want to see the aliums and I'm too lazy to figure out how to torrent on a phone.
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>>222788408
Does anyone know why they developed tongue clicking as a language instead of normal speech? seems counter intuitive
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It feels like it was written as a miniseries and then they just cut out huge amounts of shit that made it work to fit it into the running time
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>>222787773
Senility has set in
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>>222787219
This movie would've worked if it were released in 1991
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It's a disaster movie, it's supposed to be horrible. I thought RedLetterMedia was smartining you fuckers up?
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>>222787773
extremely unrealistic, cops are really good at shooting people driving, even if it takes the entire force unloading into the vehicle
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>>222788614
It would have been better directed in 1991.
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>>222788443
You assume that they would have vocal cords, folds, etc. like humans do. They probably just don't have them so clicking works instead.
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>>222788809
no i meant black tribes people
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>>222787773
In the real world he would have been seen 2 seconds into this.
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>>222787219
what was the last watchable good spielberg movie anyways must been decades ago
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>>222787219
is it true that people still watch the cable news in this movie? Like they actually listen to what they say?
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>>222788443
It emerges in mountainous areas because clicks travel further.
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>>222787219
>Luk tuk cluk cluk tluk kuk lukuk
don't stop until i cum
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Jay is sexually attractive.
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>>222789366
so why didn't any european cultures develop it? also you can shout louder than you can click
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>>222789442
Mostly went the whistle route like Silbo Gomero.

>also you can shout louder than you can click

Yeah but that requires effort and will damage your voice over time.
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>>222787254
I feel exactly the same. What I was hoping for was a serious take on the “Jose Chung” X-Files episode. I wanted the disclosure to be that the majority of abduction cases were, in fact, smokescreen psyops conducted by the CIA/TPTB conducting psychological experience Ts only to get blown completely out of the water by actual aliens showing up. I wanted a spiritual sequel to Close Encounters. That is *not* what we got.
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>>222787773
signs sequel?
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>>222790091
>I wanted a spiritual sequel to Close Encounters.
It's hard to imagine it's the same creator behind both. How do these old fags like Spielberg and Ridley Scott forget how to make good movies, even when they're ripping off their own work?
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>>222790545
It really boggles my mind. Close Encounters remains one of my all-time favorite movies.
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>>222789828
That's why you yodel
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>>222790091
Ha. Imagine if Disclosure Day had been the spiritual sequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind and the spiritual prequel to War of the Worlds.
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>>222790715
The only interesting story left to tell about ayys is the government secretly knowing about them and cooperating with them / getting secret tech and information.
A sequel to Close Encounters would be ET? Just aliens hanging out with humans?
War of the Worlds is just more alien invasion shit.
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>>222787344
>implying

anon please try to keep up with the recent "appearances" made by these "creatures" last year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_8t1sdvGc&t=10s
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>>222790889
When you've seen the 'disclosure soon' talk for 30 years get back to me with this enthusiasm for more blurry video and people vagueposting about shit they've seen (it's fucking nothing), and the important people WHO HAVE THE DOCUMENTS (they never appear).
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>>222790799
A sequel to Close Encounters would be the volunteers like Roy coming back to Earth as Starman-like emissaries.
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>>222787773
Sneaking around NPCs in an action video game.
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>>222790799
>The only interesting story left to tell about ayys is the government secretly knowing about them and cooperating with them / getting secret tech and information
Yes I concur, but if you boil down the plot of Disclosure Day, this is basically what it was about. The problem is it was done really badly. It was a big mistake making the protagonists chosen ones with superpowers instead of being like Richard Dreyfuss's character who just happens to start tuning in telepathically and it leads him down the rabbit hole with the schizo breakdown and eventual government contact, along with the other various normal people who begin having paranormal experiences/encounters. They could have done that in this movie too, and then lead that to the revelation that some NGO splinter cells are using ayy tech to do bad stuff, or something.
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>>222787773
the fact that this was never spammed during release or even after the torrents came out really does confirm no one watched this movie
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>>222787219
playmoutain has the right to fail once in a while don't you think?
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>>222787773
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>>222787773
there's an even worse scene where emily blunt just walks to a militarized zone and frees the protagonist from the villains clutches by pretending to be her dead wife
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>>222787254
Same.
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>>222787344
You're quite right. In the late 19th century everyone took it for granted that a race of canal-builders live on Mars. There was no mass panic.
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This was like a movie he made in 2009 and then just forgot about in the shed out back for 17 years and uncovered it under like stacks of tarps and went "Oh yeahh...this thing. Lets get it out there".

Bravo Mr.Spirlborgian
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It's sad because he was a good director. So many good directors becoming shit, it's a bummer
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>>222790545
It boggs my mind to just look at her
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>>222792670
forced retirement communities for the boomer directors now.
ALL of them. I never watched the trash in the subject but I am still fuming about some thread I saw the other day about Ridley color grading The Duellists
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>>222787219
I like how they hand waived the whole religious aspect because that chick talked to a nun who would be cool with aliens and God existing.
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I liked how the side who kidnapped and traumatized children were the good guys in this. Well played, Steven.
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>>222787219
I like how the "villains" grand plan is to just turn the power off in the studio, and when they just turn it back on it he sits back and gives up
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>playmoutain
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>>222787449
Maybe not predictive programming (which is a shitty term and a misnomer), but it's still programming. Next time a global jewish child rape cult is exposed, everyone will be talking about muh aliens
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>>222787773
benny hill level nonsense, sure nobody would've noticed him, door conveniently open so camera operator can go in after an invisible amateur cut
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>>222787219
Boomers pisseth and shitteth and puketh when the aliens appeared
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>>222790545
>>222790592
I think you just lose your creative energy as you age
Ridley Scott in any case has never had any judgement with regards to scripts. He was lucky with the scripts for The Duellists, Alien, and Blade Runner but most of his later projects have had poor scripts. He was once a talented director for hire, but not really anymore.
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>>222787773
how did this garbage get 80% on RT
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simpler, softer, quieter things are more interesting to you as you get older. all you eunuched zoomlet haters are in for a world of pain. u mad and bored and it's funny as fuck.



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