[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/tv/ - Television & Film


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: IMG_5153.jpg (65 KB, 600x828)
65 KB JPG
Biopic for Dolly when
>>
bump
>>
>>222787956
Imagine trying to mine coal with a bunch of fat tittied howlin Appalachian hotties running around the holler
>>
I’d bump her

Holy hot molly
>>
A role for Sydney Sweeney
>>
Jolene JOLENE
JOOOLEEEEEEEN
>>
I liked her in the Orville
>>
her husband died last year too

she had no kids

there's gonna be a massive fight over her money
>>
>>222787956
Schney Schweeney. Reminder Dolly invested in Moderna + got her jabs.
>>
File: IMG_5157.jpg (37 KB, 399x501)
37 KB JPG
>>222788149
The money belongs to Miley
>>
>>222787956
HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA
>>
Can't happen. Not Christian enough. You'll Muslims hate
>>
File: IMG_5155.jpg (560 KB, 1242x1321)
560 KB JPG
>>>/mu/
>>
>>222788618
Keep /pol/ in /pol/, please. Donald Trump has nothing to do with Television or Film.
>>
>>222788802
If dolly parton is /tv/ then so is trump to be fair. I don't think either should be posted here but don't be a hypocrite.
>>
>>222788802
i mean he has something to do with it
>>
>>222788618
LMAO
>>
>>222788823
>>222788843
Dolly Parton is an actress. Are you saying the mods are wrong?
Just to be clear: is that what you are implying right now?
>>
Bump
>>
>>222788802
Trump helped Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2.
He was the father of the villain kid in Little Rascals.
He had his own television show 'The Apprentice'.
Trump board, baby.
>>
>>222788149
I'm sure she has an ironclad will written out
Jews will find a way to take most of it though
>>
>>222790736
He said Waldo was the best kid money could buy. Probably got him from Epstein.
>>
>>222791090
Or cloned him.
>>
>>222788618
only bots, shills and zionists like this senile pedo anymore.
>>
>>222787956
we all know who will play a young dolly parton
>>
It's weird that she was universally viewed as a wholesome buxom chungus even though one of her films is literally named "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
>>
>>222787956
starring whom?
>>
>>222788618
Based Trump but your post is irrelevant, Dolly Parton was a major component of television and film.
>>
>>222791755
how is that weird?
>>
>>222788149
Nope, its going to charity. Id imagine some amounts will be left to their nieces and nephews. We'll never know though.
>>
>>222791782
Because whorehouses aren't wholesome, and even saying the word "whore" was something one did not do in polite company. It was a different time and we watched our words closely back then. Yet she was considered a family-friendly actress and persona.
>>
>>222791755
It was a wholesome whorehouse.
>>
>>222787956
There's already one that she herself produced for NBC. It's pretty decent.
>>
i hate cabinfag so much
>>
File: 7kw4br.png (377 KB, 1080x676)
377 KB PNG
>Sydney Sweeny cast as Dolly
>>
>>222791770
Sabrina Carpenter wearing realistic prosthetic breasts.
>>
>>222789930
Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise.
>>
>>222791845
This would be the funniest thing that could possibly happen right now.
>>
>>222788043
That's a great song
>>
>>222791770
boobah
>>
>>222788017
Good actress and great boobs, she was born for this role.
>>
>>222787956
Did she ever show nipples or go fully nude? Rest in peace, with all due respect.
>>
>>222787956
What the fuck did Jolene look like then
>>
>>222794466
A young redheaded bank teller.
>>
>>222794524
Well that's not enough
>>
>>222794593
Well the song is not about Dolly Parton. Just someone she knew who pleaded with the bank teller.
>>
>>222793782
No she only went 'safe horny Christian girl' lots of cool outfits but no nudity.
>>
>>222787956
Zamn what did Jolene look like?!
>>
File: 1616392804584.jpg (190 KB, 827x1451)
190 KB JPG
>>222794727
>>
>>222794800
But who had the better personality?
>>
File: family guy rest.jpg (43 KB, 686x386)
43 KB JPG
>>222787956
>no hips in this pic
Where's the rest of ya?!



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.