Biopic for Dolly when
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>>222787956Imagine trying to mine coal with a bunch of fat tittied howlin Appalachian hotties running around the holler
I’d bump her Holy hot molly
A role for Sydney Sweeney
Jolene JOLENEJOOOLEEEEEEEN
I liked her in the Orville
her husband died last year tooshe had no kids there's gonna be a massive fight over her money
>>222787956Schney Schweeney. Reminder Dolly invested in Moderna + got her jabs.
>>222788149The money belongs to Miley
>>222787956HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA
Can't happen. Not Christian enough. You'll Muslims hate
>>>/mu/
>>222788618Keep /pol/ in /pol/, please. Donald Trump has nothing to do with Television or Film.
>>222788802If dolly parton is /tv/ then so is trump to be fair. I don't think either should be posted here but don't be a hypocrite.
>>222788802i mean he has something to do with it
>>222788618LMAO
>>222788823>>222788843Dolly Parton is an actress. Are you saying the mods are wrong?Just to be clear: is that what you are implying right now?
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>>222788802Trump helped Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2.He was the father of the villain kid in Little Rascals.He had his own television show 'The Apprentice'.Trump board, baby.
>>222788149I'm sure she has an ironclad will written out Jews will find a way to take most of it though
>>222790736He said Waldo was the best kid money could buy. Probably got him from Epstein.
>>222791090Or cloned him.
>>222788618only bots, shills and zionists like this senile pedo anymore.
>>222787956we all know who will play a young dolly parton
It's weird that she was universally viewed as a wholesome buxom chungus even though one of her films is literally named "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
>>222787956starring whom?
>>222788618Based Trump but your post is irrelevant, Dolly Parton was a major component of television and film.
>>222791755how is that weird?
>>222788149Nope, its going to charity. Id imagine some amounts will be left to their nieces and nephews. We'll never know though.
>>222791782Because whorehouses aren't wholesome, and even saying the word "whore" was something one did not do in polite company. It was a different time and we watched our words closely back then. Yet she was considered a family-friendly actress and persona.
>>222791755It was a wholesome whorehouse.
>>222787956There's already one that she herself produced for NBC. It's pretty decent.
i hate cabinfag so much
>Sydney Sweeny cast as Dolly
>>222791770Sabrina Carpenter wearing realistic prosthetic breasts.
>>222789930Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise.
>>222791845This would be the funniest thing that could possibly happen right now.
>>222788043That's a great song
>>222791770boobah
>>222788017Good actress and great boobs, she was born for this role.
>>222787956Did she ever show nipples or go fully nude? Rest in peace, with all due respect.
>>222787956What the fuck did Jolene look like then
>>222794466A young redheaded bank teller.
>>222794524Well that's not enough
>>222794593Well the song is not about Dolly Parton. Just someone she knew who pleaded with the bank teller.
>>222793782No she only went 'safe horny Christian girl' lots of cool outfits but no nudity.
>>222787956Zamn what did Jolene look like?!
>>222794727
>>222794800But who had the better personality?
>>222787956>no hips in this picWhere's the rest of ya?!