>"Ebenezer" scored in the 80s, meaning four-fifths of the audience rated it excellent or very good. That’s great for a first cut — the testing norm for all movies is a 72. More intriguing, and much to the relief of the Paramount executives, Johnny Depp scored an 86, which is very high for any actor — the general norm for a lead character is 67 — let alone a guy who, just a few years ago, was considered banished and unemployable. Hell, women over 35, who are supposedly turned off by Depp, rated the movie most favorably, with that demographic hitting 90 percent.https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/8/21/ebenezer-tests-through-the-roof
>>222791656>actually remembered to eat againgood for him I thought he was at death's door
>>222791656Crazy that Depp was almost blacklisted permanently for having sex with a crazed pooping she devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt-L6BfpYrc
>>222791656FINALLY a Gen X actor has started taking old person roles. Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise should follow suit
>>222791742Crazy how the UK courts found him guilty by including all evidence presented.
>>222791656I hope there's some /druk/ kino in it.
>>222791780Johnny Depp is a Baby Boomer thoughbeit.
>>222791817Ehh, 1963 is cutting it really close
>>222791817So are the other two.
>>222791855It is, but it doesn't matter if it's by a a day or a year; Boomer is boomer. He did act in many Gen X movies, the same way the Beatles are all Silent Generation and shaped Boomer culture.
>>222791656That trailer looks like AI honestly. But nobody needs another scrooge re-make the most beaten to death story in the English language.
>>222791791>UK courtsYou'd get more justice from a bantu tribe savannah tribunal
He can't do an English accent though.
>>222792111Jesus....That's gotta be heroin.
>>222791656wtf is this sterile movie exec jargon?It reeks of desperation.
>>222792562lmao
>women over 35, who are supposedly turned off by DeppWat??
>>222793862Drunkards pass out all the time buddy. Heroinists don't get munchies, they're just praying they can take a shit today.
